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Shivani Sharma 3rd+ + Follow Human Resources Manager at ProDot Group 6m One of my candidates declined our offer on his joining day, stating he had received a better opportunity. When I asked him- Is there a way we could match their offer? ...more 1 Like Comment Repost Send Sakshi Srivastava (She/her) • 2nd Seasoned HR Professional Connecting People with Opportuni... Book an appointment 5h + Follow One of my candidates declined our offer on his joining day, stating he had received a better opportunity. When I asked him- Is there a way we could match their offer? ...more Ce Siddarth Praneeth KMS and 2,462 others 77 comments 40 reposts
Shivani Sharma 3rd+ + Follow Human Resources Manager at ProDot Group 6m One of my candidates declined our offer on his joining day, stating he had received a better opportunity. When I asked him- Is there a way we could match their offer? ...more 1 Like Comment Repost Send Sakshi Srivastava (She/her) • 2nd Seasoned HR Professional Connecting People with Opportuni... Book an appointment 5h + Follow One of my candidates declined our offer on his joining day, stating he had received a better opportunity. When I asked him- Is there a way we could match their offer? ...more Ce Siddarth Praneeth KMS and 2,462 others 77 comments 40 reposts

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Why on LinkedIn?

Mayowa J. Michael, ACIB 2nd Humanity First | SEO Content Writer & + Follow Story Teller 5h. POLYGAMY is Not About a Man Having Many Wives, But ABOUT Every Woman Having a Husband Always look at the brighter side of things George Udom
Mayowa J. Michael, ACIB 2nd Humanity First | SEO Content Writer & + Follow Story Teller 5h. POLYGAMY is Not About a Man Having Many Wives, But ABOUT Every Woman Having a Husband Always look at the brighter side of things George Udom

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A literal baby

13:40 ← Q Tiger Chauhan Vo)) Vo)) .III LTE2 51% Tiger Chauhan 3rd A Kid Looking to find his place in this world. Coffea India • Delhi Public School - R. K. Puram New Delhi, Delhi, India 20 connections + Connect ◄ Message About I am just a kid, trying to find my place in this world. Turned two today (26/08/24) My father's friend always says that "Network is Networth". So I am here to network which will help me in my career. Activity 27 followers Г |||
13:40 ← Q Tiger Chauhan Vo)) Vo)) .III LTE2 51% Tiger Chauhan 3rd A Kid Looking to find his place in this world. Coffea India • Delhi Public School - R. K. Puram New Delhi, Delhi, India 20 connections + Connect ◄ Message About I am just a kid, trying to find my place in this world. Turned two today (26/08/24) My father's friend always says that "Network is Networth". So I am here to network which will help me in my career. Activity 27 followers Г |||

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No thank you

9:58 Chief Executive Officer at View my services 26m • 1st 100 I'd like to normalize a 6 day and 12 hour workday for men 16-28. Despite all the self worth voodoo on media, society values you based on your utility. And when you're young, you have none. But you have a lot of energy. So, trade the energy for experience & become useful. d 10 3 comments • 6 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
9:58 Chief Executive Officer at View my services 26m • 1st 100 I'd like to normalize a 6 day and 12 hour workday for men 16-28. Despite all the self worth voodoo on media, society values you based on your utility. And when you're young, you have none. But you have a lot of energy. So, trade the energy for experience & become useful. d 10 3 comments • 6 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Why even bother posting it?

Suggested William Campbell • 3rd+ CISO | Security That Supports and Enables the Business 2d.→ + Follow New recruiting strategy: post for the position on some high visibility job board (e.g., LinkedIn) and automatically reject all applications that come through that channel, as well as any applications to the company career site. Program in a three-day delay before sending a polite rejection email, just to make it seem legit. Crazy? Like a fox, maybe. Consider: this way, the only candidates to get attention will be those resourceful and motivated enough to circumvent the "front door" application process, or those referred by a mutual, or those presented by a trusted recruiter who already knows my needs and has fully vetted the candidate not just for technical "check the box" requirements but for personality and culture fit. I'm pretty sure this would be more effective than trusting an ATS to match keywords, or tasking an "economical" low-level clerk to sift through résumés for positions that pay three or four times what he or she makes. (Might get a lot of hate mail on this one. I'm not being entirely facetious. And yes, I understand that there are hiring situations in which this would be stupid... just not the situations I deal with in my sector.) Oh, and I do have other, perhaps less nasty, ideas for how to cope with the Firehose of Applications™ problem. Maybe another post sometime. 13 22 comments
Suggested William Campbell • 3rd+ CISO | Security That Supports and Enables the Business 2d.→ + Follow New recruiting strategy: post for the position on some high visibility job board (e.g., LinkedIn) and automatically reject all applications that come through that channel, as well as any applications to the company career site. Program in a three-day delay before sending a polite rejection email, just to make it seem legit. Crazy? Like a fox, maybe. Consider: this way, the only candidates to get attention will be those resourceful and motivated enough to circumvent the "front door" application process, or those referred by a mutual, or those presented by a trusted recruiter who already knows my needs and has fully vetted the candidate not just for technical "check the box" requirements but for personality and culture fit. I'm pretty sure this would be more effective than trusting an ATS to match keywords, or tasking an "economical" low-level clerk to sift through résumés for positions that pay three or four times what he or she makes. (Might get a lot of hate mail on this one. I'm not being entirely facetious. And yes, I understand that there are hiring situations in which this would be stupid... just not the situations I deal with in my sector.) Oh, and I do have other, perhaps less nasty, ideas for how to cope with the Firehose of Applications™ problem. Maybe another post sometime. 13 22 comments

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LinkedIn advice

Julie McGrath • 3rd+ Empowering recruiters & owners to... + Follow Request services 5d-> As a business coach, I've seen the transformative power of the 80/20 rule in action. ... see more The 80/20 Principle: • Health: 80% eating, 20% exercising •Wealth: 80% habits, 20% math • . • • Talking: 80% listening, 20% speaking Learning: 80% understanding, 20% reading Achieving: 80% doing, 20% dreaming Happiness: 80% purpose, 20% fun Relationships: 80% giving, 20% receiving Improving: 80% persistence, 20% ideas Prioritise the 80% and the rest will fall into place. -Unknown
Julie McGrath • 3rd+ Empowering recruiters & owners to... + Follow Request services 5d-> As a business coach, I've seen the transformative power of the 80/20 rule in action. ... see more The 80/20 Principle: • Health: 80% eating, 20% exercising •Wealth: 80% habits, 20% math • . • • Talking: 80% listening, 20% speaking Learning: 80% understanding, 20% reading Achieving: 80% doing, 20% dreaming Happiness: 80% purpose, 20% fun Relationships: 80% giving, 20% receiving Improving: 80% persistence, 20% ideas Prioritise the 80% and the rest will fall into place. -Unknown

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It's fool-proof

Shivam Chhirolya • 2nd 130K+ | Computer Vision & ML at ... 11h 0 • Follow Linkedin pro tip: Just add this to your work experience and get instant attention of random recruiters. Your dream job is a step away! #technology #recruiter #job Google G Full-time 24 yrs 1 mo Google Email Account User May 2015 - Present ⚫ 9 yrs 1 mo United States Google User May 2000 May 2015 15 yrs 1 mo United Kingdom
Shivam Chhirolya • 2nd 130K+ | Computer Vision & ML at ... 11h 0 • Follow Linkedin pro tip: Just add this to your work experience and get instant attention of random recruiters. Your dream job is a step away! #technology #recruiter #job Google G Full-time 24 yrs 1 mo Google Email Account User May 2015 - Present ⚫ 9 yrs 1 mo United States Google User May 2000 May 2015 15 yrs 1 mo United Kingdom

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Sick? Keep going

Atul Madan ⚫ 2nd Founder, CEO of FreudAl | Student at The University of Tex... 6d → Should you take a break when your sick? In 1997, the flu-ridden MJ didn't think so. In a pivotal game 5, he willed himself to pick up the ball and play. No excuses. + Follow He didn't let his food poisoning or dehydration stop him from achieving his goals. We can all take a page out of Micheal Jordan's playbook. I've had sore throats, fevers, and muscle pain put up a good defense against me recently. Even with this flu, all I can think about is about my startup, FreudAl. Bugs need to be squashed as urgently as MJ needed to score. What separates the good from the all-timers? It's how they push through adversity. So, push through. 6 CC 14 1 comment
Atul Madan ⚫ 2nd Founder, CEO of FreudAl | Student at The University of Tex... 6d → Should you take a break when your sick? In 1997, the flu-ridden MJ didn't think so. In a pivotal game 5, he willed himself to pick up the ball and play. No excuses. + Follow He didn't let his food poisoning or dehydration stop him from achieving his goals. We can all take a page out of Micheal Jordan's playbook. I've had sore throats, fevers, and muscle pain put up a good defense against me recently. Even with this flu, all I can think about is about my startup, FreudAl. Bugs need to be squashed as urgently as MJ needed to score. What separates the good from the all-timers? It's how they push through adversity. So, push through. 6 CC 14 1 comment

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That poor child

Nick Huber @sweatystartup This kid saved up all week for an ice cream. Spent $5. Dropped it after the 5th lick. I didn't buy him another one. Life is hard, he took it well. Freeze
Nick Huber @sweatystartup This kid saved up all week for an ice cream. Spent $5. Dropped it after the 5th lick. I didn't buy him another one. Life is hard, he took it well. Freeze

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Quick buy all the homes

Grant Cardone Following CEO Cardone Capital - Undercover Billionaire - Author - Founder 10X Move... 2d.→ The only way we'll avoid a housing crash is if investors like myself step in and buy the homes. Here's why I say this: FOR SALE Billionaire Grant Cardone says he and other real estate investors will 'save the day' and prevent a home price crash businessinsider.in⚫• 3 min read COO 84 16 comments 2 reposts
Grant Cardone Following CEO Cardone Capital - Undercover Billionaire - Author - Founder 10X Move... 2d.→ The only way we'll avoid a housing crash is if investors like myself step in and buy the homes. Here's why I say this: FOR SALE Billionaire Grant Cardone says he and other real estate investors will 'save the day' and prevent a home price crash businessinsider.in⚫• 3 min read COO 84 16 comments 2 reposts

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Portals?

NOBLE ORDER OF TARTARIA S.M.R.I. Sandra Martinez • 2nd 1d Edited ① Dimensional Portals ... Join It is believed that there are 50 dimensional portals in various parts of our world. I am quite sure that there are definitely more. I personally have experienced the opening of it and believe it or not, the only reason I didn't went through was, because I felt responsible for my earthly surrounding, but it is a magical experience and knowing, that there is actually a way out, brings a total new feeling of freedom to this body-soul existence. #Noble Order Of Tartaria #Tartaria #Portals
NOBLE ORDER OF TARTARIA S.M.R.I. Sandra Martinez • 2nd 1d Edited ① Dimensional Portals ... Join It is believed that there are 50 dimensional portals in various parts of our world. I am quite sure that there are definitely more. I personally have experienced the opening of it and believe it or not, the only reason I didn't went through was, because I felt responsible for my earthly surrounding, but it is a magical experience and knowing, that there is actually a way out, brings a total new feeling of freedom to this body-soul existence. #Noble Order Of Tartaria #Tartaria #Portals

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One you can trust

the information pimp @Bird Respecter Follow ... A financial executive you can trust in Patti MBA - 3rd VP, Financial Planning & Analysis | Financial Management | Corporate Strategist | Quality Advocate | Value-Based Performance Kansas City Metropolitan Area 459 followers 451 connections + Follow Message ... About Financial Executive with a passion for transforming information into value. I establish solid client relationships and deliver innovative solutions driving significant value and growth. ...see more 9:59 PM 8/3/24 1.4M Views •
the information pimp @Bird Respecter Follow ... A financial executive you can trust in Patti MBA - 3rd VP, Financial Planning & Analysis | Financial Management | Corporate Strategist | Quality Advocate | Value-Based Performance Kansas City Metropolitan Area 459 followers 451 connections + Follow Message ... About Financial Executive with a passion for transforming information into value. I establish solid client relationships and deliver innovative solutions driving significant value and growth. ...see more 9:59 PM 8/3/24 1.4M Views •

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Fired his brother for having a life

Michael Vilardo - 2nd + Follow ÷ CEO @ Subject | Multilingual + Credit ... Visit my website 39m⚫ At my brother's bachelor party in Montreal, all I could think about was the office. Yes, I am that obsessed with my work. And I wouldn't have it any other way, because the obsession that me and my team have with education is the not-so-secret sauce that powers Subject. I bet that this will feel relatable to a lot of builders and founders: If you don't want to do your work on the weekends, you're not truly obsessed with it, which means you'll have a harder time going that extra mile required to achieve success. Take my brother for example. I initially hired him at Subject because he's super talented and smart. But his passions show up differently. He's a hobbyist, ready to clock out at 5pm to go rock climb or skateboard - and that's just not our culture at all. I wanted my brother, Daniel Vilardo, to be happy and successful - by his definition, not ours. So he moved on from Subject and now he's crushing it in his new career. I'm thrilled for his success Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong whatsoever with pursuing hobbies or work-life balance. But his interests and work-style preferences just didn't make him a great fit for our education-obsessed team. Our team loves work like it's our favorite hobby. I'm cool with stating this bluntly because we're based in a city of 10 million people. We can be honest about seeking out 20 obsessives from that 10 million, and leaving the other hobbyists to enjoy their own interests. My personal barometer for culture fit is, I hope, obvious by now: you have to be truly obsessed with education to thrive at Subject. Hit us up if that's you. P 15 ៨ Like Comment Repost Send
Michael Vilardo - 2nd + Follow ÷ CEO @ Subject | Multilingual + Credit ... Visit my website 39m⚫ At my brother's bachelor party in Montreal, all I could think about was the office. Yes, I am that obsessed with my work. And I wouldn't have it any other way, because the obsession that me and my team have with education is the not-so-secret sauce that powers Subject. I bet that this will feel relatable to a lot of builders and founders: If you don't want to do your work on the weekends, you're not truly obsessed with it, which means you'll have a harder time going that extra mile required to achieve success. Take my brother for example. I initially hired him at Subject because he's super talented and smart. But his passions show up differently. He's a hobbyist, ready to clock out at 5pm to go rock climb or skateboard - and that's just not our culture at all. I wanted my brother, Daniel Vilardo, to be happy and successful - by his definition, not ours. So he moved on from Subject and now he's crushing it in his new career. I'm thrilled for his success Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong whatsoever with pursuing hobbies or work-life balance. But his interests and work-style preferences just didn't make him a great fit for our education-obsessed team. Our team loves work like it's our favorite hobby. I'm cool with stating this bluntly because we're based in a city of 10 million people. We can be honest about seeking out 20 obsessives from that 10 million, and leaving the other hobbyists to enjoy their own interests. My personal barometer for culture fit is, I hope, obvious by now: you have to be truly obsessed with education to thrive at Subject. Hit us up if that's you. P 15 ៨ Like Comment Repost Send

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Sure...

Tom Gimbel · 1st Founder, CEO LaSalle Network | 12 x Inc 5000 13h A while back, I interviewed someone who had a really good resume. It was an enjoyable conversation. They said they had heard really good things about our company and the quality of people that worked here. They declined an offer and said it was because they didn't want to work as hard as they understood LaSallians do. I saw they were recently laid off from a company where they didn't have to work as hard. That's the story. 102 10 comments • 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send ย
Tom Gimbel · 1st Founder, CEO LaSalle Network | 12 x Inc 5000 13h A while back, I interviewed someone who had a really good resume. It was an enjoyable conversation. They said they had heard really good things about our company and the quality of people that worked here. They declined an offer and said it was because they didn't want to work as hard as they understood LaSallians do. I saw they were recently laid off from a company where they didn't have to work as hard. That's the story. 102 10 comments • 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send ย

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What is it then

John Kraski... + Follow Former Mark Cuban, Benchmark Capital Startup... 15h → A friendly reminder that it's not a vibe to only show up to LinkedIn and reach out to people when you're looking for a job. This isn't a job search site. Hope this helps. 200 114 comments . 1 re Like Comment Repost Send
John Kraski... + Follow Former Mark Cuban, Benchmark Capital Startup... 15h → A friendly reminder that it's not a vibe to only show up to LinkedIn and reach out to people when you're looking for a job. This isn't a job search site. Hope this helps. 200 114 comments . 1 re Like Comment Repost Send

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Quit helping your kids

Kate Morgan • 2nd Founder and CEO 55m Follow Rant: Can you all please reconsider letting your twenty- somethings live at home indefinitely? The number of young adults who aren't working, possess minimal skill sets, and yet expect to earn $90k while working from home is absurd. Before you say they need to make that much to afford to live anywhere, know that's because their standards have become disproportionate to reality. Trust me, sleeping on a futon with milk crate bedside tables is character building.
Kate Morgan • 2nd Founder and CEO 55m Follow Rant: Can you all please reconsider letting your twenty- somethings live at home indefinitely? The number of young adults who aren't working, possess minimal skill sets, and yet expect to earn $90k while working from home is absurd. Before you say they need to make that much to afford to live anywhere, know that's because their standards have become disproportionate to reality. Trust me, sleeping on a futon with milk crate bedside tables is character building.

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