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now- During the Men's 400M Olympic race Quincy Hall was in 4th place with 30m left...and he still won Gold. How? Clearly, it was his mindset. The same mindset you need to close deals in B2B SAAS sales. It doesn't matter how many times they say "no". Or how many times they say "not right now". Or how many times they say "it's not the right fit". Hall didn't give up and neither can you. Stay in the race and anything can happen. That's how you win gold in business. USA USA
now- During the Men's 400M Olympic race Quincy Hall was in 4th place with 30m left...and he still won Gold. How? Clearly, it was his mindset. The same mindset you need to close deals in B2B SAAS sales. It doesn't matter how many times they say "no". Or how many times they say "not right now". Or how many times they say "it's not the right fit". Hall didn't give up and neither can you. Stay in the race and anything can happen. That's how you win gold in business. USA USA

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Sigh

Alexander C. . Following Building Bits 1h. > I'm traveling for work and instead of eating a fancy dinner out, I've decided to cook a cheaper meal in the hotel room. Even though the hotel room didn't have a kitchen, I managed to use the coffee machine to cook chicken with butter and garlic. Although my company allows me to expense dinner while traveling, I wanted to save money because I know that every dollar counts on the P&L. It's the little things that get you promoted #work #money #hotel #coffee #promotion #careeradvice
Alexander C. . Following Building Bits 1h. > I'm traveling for work and instead of eating a fancy dinner out, I've decided to cook a cheaper meal in the hotel room. Even though the hotel room didn't have a kitchen, I managed to use the coffee machine to cook chicken with butter and garlic. Although my company allows me to expense dinner while traveling, I wanted to save money because I know that every dollar counts on the P&L. It's the little things that get you promoted #work #money #hotel #coffee #promotion #careeradvice

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A little tone-deaf

Alex Jankowski, CPA • 3rd+ Financial Planning | CPA + Follow 1d. Millennials & Gen Z can't afford homes... But we CANNOT ignore the fact that Gen X & Baby Boomers did not have... Overseas spring break trips $2,000 per person bachelor parties & Dinners out downtown twice a week Fancy gym memberships ✗ Starbucks every day - A new outfit for every new occasion ...you might find a down payment hidden in there somewhere.
Alex Jankowski, CPA • 3rd+ Financial Planning | CPA + Follow 1d. Millennials & Gen Z can't afford homes... But we CANNOT ignore the fact that Gen X & Baby Boomers did not have... Overseas spring break trips $2,000 per person bachelor parties & Dinners out downtown twice a week Fancy gym memberships ✗ Starbucks every day - A new outfit for every new occasion ...you might find a down payment hidden in there somewhere.

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This cannot be real

'Thinkbait', not 'clickbait'. ND or a------? 1h I struggle with the world. It seems designed for and populated by absolute morons. I went out for coffee and cake with my wife. I ordered a black coffee. The waitress (speaking in that sing-songy way that treats everyone like a child and seems to be how customer service works these days) asked me, 'An Americano?' My response was to look at her with a hard expression. I had just told her with absolute clarity what I wanted. She could call it a French f g Poodle for all I cared. Eventually, she got the hint. Sort of. 'Do you want milk with that?' 'BLACK. COFFEE.' For f 's sake. An expression crossed her face as if I'M the a hole. It's fortunate she couldn't read my mind. Then again, I doubted she could read anything. It might be that I'm autistic. It might be that I am a psychopath. It might be that I have an IQ equal to most people's weekly calorie intake. But it's painful being the least r person in most situations. The world says 'be kind'. F. all that. Be present. Be interested. Be of value.
'Thinkbait', not 'clickbait'. ND or a------? 1h I struggle with the world. It seems designed for and populated by absolute morons. I went out for coffee and cake with my wife. I ordered a black coffee. The waitress (speaking in that sing-songy way that treats everyone like a child and seems to be how customer service works these days) asked me, 'An Americano?' My response was to look at her with a hard expression. I had just told her with absolute clarity what I wanted. She could call it a French f g Poodle for all I cared. Eventually, she got the hint. Sort of. 'Do you want milk with that?' 'BLACK. COFFEE.' For f 's sake. An expression crossed her face as if I'M the a hole. It's fortunate she couldn't read my mind. Then again, I doubted she could read anything. It might be that I'm autistic. It might be that I am a psychopath. It might be that I have an IQ equal to most people's weekly calorie intake. But it's painful being the least r person in most situations. The world says 'be kind'. F. all that. Be present. Be interested. Be of value.

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...Sorry?

OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng - You I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 3m⚫ Edited⚫ I once saved a mother with an unborn child from a burning building. She was so grateful for my help that she agreed to name her child after me. I said "name her Novatas" which was the name of my first company. She did. 21 years later, the daughter became a very successful travel influencer, with a large following, and got in contact to thank me for saving her life. I sued her for copyright infringement. I had trademarked the name Novatas way back when before her birth and she had been using it for her branding. Legally I was entitled to a lot of her revenue because her mother was silly enough to fall for this trick. You enter the game as soon as you're born and you can't miss a day playing it. 6 3
OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng - You I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 3m⚫ Edited⚫ I once saved a mother with an unborn child from a burning building. She was so grateful for my help that she agreed to name her child after me. I said "name her Novatas" which was the name of my first company. She did. 21 years later, the daughter became a very successful travel influencer, with a large following, and got in contact to thank me for saving her life. I sued her for copyright infringement. I had trademarked the name Novatas way back when before her birth and she had been using it for her branding. Legally I was entitled to a lot of her revenue because her mother was silly enough to fall for this trick. You enter the game as soon as you're born and you can't miss a day playing it. 6 3

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LinkedIn Lunatics | /r/madlads

Andrew Tobin - 2nd Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 3h. ✓ Following My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are posted and mined for engagements in order to boost one's own professional identity." She looked at me confused. "But dad-" I cut her off. "Shhhh."
Andrew Tobin - 2nd Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 3h. ✓ Following My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are posted and mined for engagements in order to boost one's own professional identity." She looked at me confused. "But dad-" I cut her off. "Shhhh."

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Shhh

The truth is, transparency is key. Unsure if your "secret" falls into the "keep it hush-hush" category? Talk to HR! We'd rather guide you than become the confidentiality cops. #HR #HumanResources #Confidentiality #Workplace doll HR HH LOTT RODRIGUEZ HUMAN RESOURCES CO2,201 258 comments • 175 reposts
The truth is, transparency is key. Unsure if your "secret" falls into the "keep it hush-hush" category? Talk to HR! We'd rather guide you than become the confidentiality cops. #HR #HumanResources #Confidentiality #Workplace doll HR HH LOTT RODRIGUEZ HUMAN RESOURCES CO2,201 258 comments • 175 reposts

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Just relax, man

Visit my website 1h → What did Jude Bellingham's overhead kick teach us about resilience in business operations? ...see more 9
Visit my website 1h → What did Jude Bellingham's overhead kick teach us about resilience in business operations? ...see more 9

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Yikes

I'm hiring! I'm looking for a "junior wife '" to join my life. Job type: Full-time (fixed-term contracts are not allowed for anti-Shiite regulations). Career Level: Entry Level. Salary: Confidential. Requirements: - Bachelor's degree. - Minimum of 2 years of experience in cooking. - Good communication skills. - Respectable and decent. Ability to work under stress. - Obedient and loving. - Passionate and goal-oriented. - Good command of English to call me "baby" and "sweetie" in the morning and after midnight. Interested candidates can send their CVs to Dm
I'm hiring! I'm looking for a "junior wife '" to join my life. Job type: Full-time (fixed-term contracts are not allowed for anti-Shiite regulations). Career Level: Entry Level. Salary: Confidential. Requirements: - Bachelor's degree. - Minimum of 2 years of experience in cooking. - Good communication skills. - Respectable and decent. Ability to work under stress. - Obedient and loving. - Passionate and goal-oriented. - Good command of English to call me "baby" and "sweetie" in the morning and after midnight. Interested candidates can send their CVs to Dm

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Seems a little harsh

1w. Critical tip for UX newbies.... DO NOT send requests like this to people you don't know. Hi Darren, I'm • 8:52 PM & I wanted to introduce myself, i'm a UX Reaearcher & Designer. I've been currently looking for openings & wondering if you might be able & willing to assist. Thank you • . 9:44 PM I don't entertain requests like this. They're unprofessional, inconsiderate, and selfish. © 64 P 56 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send
1w. Critical tip for UX newbies.... DO NOT send requests like this to people you don't know. Hi Darren, I'm • 8:52 PM & I wanted to introduce myself, i'm a UX Reaearcher & Designer. I've been currently looking for openings & wondering if you might be able & willing to assist. Thank you • . 9:44 PM I don't entertain requests like this. They're unprofessional, inconsiderate, and selfish. © 64 P 56 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send

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Marriage stack

.1.3rd+ Building at the intersection of Al and ... 53m . + Follow My wife and I have been happily married for 5 years. Here is our marriage stack: • Slack: Family communication • JIRA: Chores board • Lattice: 360 degree family reviews • • • Rippling: Family payroll • Salesforce: Tracking relationship milestones Docusign: Formally signing off on approval requests Apple Notes: Shared documents to manage our life We recently had to fire our 1 year old and my wife is on a PIP, but everything else is going great. Follow me for more relationship advice #pip #software #relationships #marriage GC 166 29 comments • 1 repost
.1.3rd+ Building at the intersection of Al and ... 53m . + Follow My wife and I have been happily married for 5 years. Here is our marriage stack: • Slack: Family communication • JIRA: Chores board • Lattice: 360 degree family reviews • • • Rippling: Family payroll • Salesforce: Tracking relationship milestones Docusign: Formally signing off on approval requests Apple Notes: Shared documents to manage our life We recently had to fire our 1 year old and my wife is on a PIP, but everything else is going great. Follow me for more relationship advice #pip #software #relationships #marriage GC 166 29 comments • 1 repost

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Those darn kids

Michael Mayhew... Sense Thinker) 3rd+ Personal views and comments expressed in ... 6d → ☑ I think this about sums up priorities for people who choose to have other taxpayers cover their college debt. It's a shame that the generation of $1,000 phones, $500 concert tickets, and $9 cups of coffee can't pay their college loan. LOL. C6 1,423 A 251 comments • 113 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Michael Mayhew... Sense Thinker) 3rd+ Personal views and comments expressed in ... 6d → ☑ I think this about sums up priorities for people who choose to have other taxpayers cover their college debt. It's a shame that the generation of $1,000 phones, $500 concert tickets, and $9 cups of coffee can't pay their college loan. LOL. C6 1,423 A 251 comments • 113 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Fake and cringe

So invested in LinkedIn, I got a tattoo of my profile's QR code 00
So invested in LinkedIn, I got a tattoo of my profile's QR code 00

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It's just impossible

Holly Allen Holly Allen ⚫ 1st . Top 100 Linkedin Voice + Account Executive @ Deel global HR, compliance & payroll 2h POV: you and your sister both work in SaaS sales and it's ... impossible to get through a family dinner without talking about LinkedIn Sophie Allen
Holly Allen Holly Allen ⚫ 1st . Top 100 Linkedin Voice + Account Executive @ Deel global HR, compliance & payroll 2h POV: you and your sister both work in SaaS sales and it's ... impossible to get through a family dinner without talking about LinkedIn Sophie Allen

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Copy... paste

Chiara Dal Bon • 2nd | CEO | Investor | Speaker | Coach 8h An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. Ceo Charlotte Baker and 1,796 others Like + Follow ...see more 108 comments 43 reposts Comment Repost Send Brigette Hyacinth • 2nd CEO & Founder @Leadership EQ Keynote Speaker... Request services 4mo-> An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Alex Dawson and 111,639 others Like + Follow ...see more 3,188 comments - 5,606 reposts . Comment Repost Send Abhijit Sutradhar - 2nd Top Voice 2024 | HR Assistant Manager | 43K+ Connecti... 3w. An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Sadiye Booker and 48,290 others + Follow ...see more 1,339 comments 2,098 reposts •
Chiara Dal Bon • 2nd | CEO | Investor | Speaker | Coach 8h An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. Ceo Charlotte Baker and 1,796 others Like + Follow ...see more 108 comments 43 reposts Comment Repost Send Brigette Hyacinth • 2nd CEO & Founder @Leadership EQ Keynote Speaker... Request services 4mo-> An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Alex Dawson and 111,639 others Like + Follow ...see more 3,188 comments - 5,606 reposts . Comment Repost Send Abhijit Sutradhar - 2nd Top Voice 2024 | HR Assistant Manager | 43K+ Connecti... 3w. An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Sadiye Booker and 48,290 others + Follow ...see more 1,339 comments 2,098 reposts •

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That's embarrassing

Jason Fried commented on this Josh Braun in ⚫ 3rd+ . Struggling to book meetings? Getting ... 4h Edited • ✓ + Follow I spoke to Jason Fried about 37signals' new product Writebook. One of the things that jumped out was how quickly Jason makes product decisions-often in under 10 minutes. How does he do it? I'll give you an example. Writebook automatically bookmarks where you left off, making it e you're read P Like Comment e 只 Share Save I asked why Kindle app. Here's Frie "What if you Jason Fried in ⚫ Following • Co-founder & CEO of 37signals Have we met? Like • GC 25 | Reply 2 replies •
Jason Fried commented on this Josh Braun in ⚫ 3rd+ . Struggling to book meetings? Getting ... 4h Edited • ✓ + Follow I spoke to Jason Fried about 37signals' new product Writebook. One of the things that jumped out was how quickly Jason makes product decisions-often in under 10 minutes. How does he do it? I'll give you an example. Writebook automatically bookmarks where you left off, making it e you're read P Like Comment e 只 Share Save I asked why Kindle app. Here's Frie "What if you Jason Fried in ⚫ Following • Co-founder & CEO of 37signals Have we met? Like • GC 25 | Reply 2 replies •

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Someone hire them

A neighbour shared this on another forum. Sharing here. Hire #datascientist #dataanalyst #python #sql #tableau #exc Keep clear of moving doors Emergency access panel To open panel in an emergency 40 the seal Tum hande C&O 873 P dney rail network HIRE ME LOOKING FOR DATA ANALYST OR DATA SCIENTIST & Wheelchair s Space resen customers SKILS: PYTHON SQL TABLEAU EXCEL t CALL ME Like Comment Emergency acces 66 comments • Share Show all neste 28 reposts A Save + 20+ Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs
A neighbour shared this on another forum. Sharing here. Hire #datascientist #dataanalyst #python #sql #tableau #exc Keep clear of moving doors Emergency access panel To open panel in an emergency 40 the seal Tum hande C&O 873 P dney rail network HIRE ME LOOKING FOR DATA ANALYST OR DATA SCIENTIST & Wheelchair s Space resen customers SKILS: PYTHON SQL TABLEAU EXCEL t CALL ME Like Comment Emergency acces 66 comments • Share Show all neste 28 reposts A Save + 20+ Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs

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Definitely appropriate

Toby Marks • 3rd+ I help connect Technical Property, Development, Regeneration, Housing a... Visit my website 1h + Follow As a recruiter we are constantly having to find new and interesting ways to get hold of clients... 9 13:12 PN 54 Thanks for the other night you were absolutely sensational can't wait to do it again Sorry who is this? x Peter it's Toby from Marks Consulting Partners.. glad your phone is working. Sent you 3 CV's 2 weeks ago and haven't heard a thing back. Please let me know your thoughts so that I can keep my candidates up to date. Delivered
Toby Marks • 3rd+ I help connect Technical Property, Development, Regeneration, Housing a... Visit my website 1h + Follow As a recruiter we are constantly having to find new and interesting ways to get hold of clients... 9 13:12 PN 54 Thanks for the other night you were absolutely sensational can't wait to do it again Sorry who is this? x Peter it's Toby from Marks Consulting Partners.. glad your phone is working. Sent you 3 CV's 2 weeks ago and haven't heard a thing back. Please let me know your thoughts so that I can keep my candidates up to date. Delivered

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Must be nice

Collin Rutherford Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founde... 1w • Have you heard of international Bottle Night? Follow Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a summer evening in Medellín, Colombia. We fly to another continent, put our phones away, open a bottle of wine, then cook dinner together and talk. That's it we simply talk enjoy each other's presence. What do you think? Amazon A PICANTE AMAZON D BLACK PERCORN
Collin Rutherford Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founde... 1w • Have you heard of international Bottle Night? Follow Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a summer evening in Medellín, Colombia. We fly to another continent, put our phones away, open a bottle of wine, then cook dinner together and talk. That's it we simply talk enjoy each other's presence. What do you think? Amazon A PICANTE AMAZON D BLACK PERCORN

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Oh no, how dare they

Vicki Douglas. 3rd+ IT Talent Acquisition Director | Lead IT Recruiter Request services 17h Edited ③ Follow It I'm reviewing over 500 applications for a Director of IT Operations vacancy. One applicant has a LinkedIn profile photo of them sitting at a bar with a pint in their hand! looks like a pint of beer!! Appropriate? The person applied via LinkedIn too..... 14 13 comments d Like Comment Repost Send Reactions Comments Most relevant Pam Medjesi (She/Her) • 1st 2h... Internal Communications | Passionate about digital... I have a goat in my photo! Like 1 Reply
Vicki Douglas. 3rd+ IT Talent Acquisition Director | Lead IT Recruiter Request services 17h Edited ③ Follow It I'm reviewing over 500 applications for a Director of IT Operations vacancy. One applicant has a LinkedIn profile photo of them sitting at a bar with a pint in their hand! looks like a pint of beer!! Appropriate? The person applied via LinkedIn too..... 14 13 comments d Like Comment Repost Send Reactions Comments Most relevant Pam Medjesi (She/Her) • 1st 2h... Internal Communications | Passionate about digital... I have a goat in my photo! Like 1 Reply

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