/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics - Images

Sorted By:

Amongst other reasons... you know

Harshit Mahawar. 2nd + Follow Flirting with LinkedIn Algorithm 51m → Never flirt with your boss. You never know when they might get serious. CGO 97 10 comments
Harshit Mahawar. 2nd + Follow Flirting with LinkedIn Algorithm 51m → Never flirt with your boss. You never know when they might get serious. CGO 97 10 comments

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics work dating

Down with PhDs

Pascal BORNET. 3rd+ IRREPLACEABLE | Al & Automation Expert, 20+ Years | Keynote.... View my blog 13h- Follow It looks like the value of a PhD in 2024 is approaching $0.00! What do you think is the cause? What can we do against that? ZEITGEIST PhD in 1924 ...see more BY EDWARD BLACK I HAVE DEDICATED YEARS OF STUDY TO BECOME A RESPECTED AUTHORITY IN MY FIELD. MY ALMA MATER HAS ALLOWED ME TO OBTAIN CLOSELY GUARDED KNOWLEDGE THAT IS AVAILABLE NOWHERE ELSE ON EARTH. PhD in 2024 I JUST WENT INTO SIX FIGURES OF DEBT TO LEARN TRIVIA THAT'S FREE TO ANYONE WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION. EVERY STUDY I'VE PUBLISHED WILL LIKELY NEVER BE REPLICATED. I MAKE LESS MONEY THAN A PLUMBER, AND THAT PLUMBER'S SON JUST MADE A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON MY AREA OF EXPERTISE THAT'S MORE CITED THAN ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN.
Pascal BORNET. 3rd+ IRREPLACEABLE | Al & Automation Expert, 20+ Years | Keynote.... View my blog 13h- Follow It looks like the value of a PhD in 2024 is approaching $0.00! What do you think is the cause? What can we do against that? ZEITGEIST PhD in 1924 ...see more BY EDWARD BLACK I HAVE DEDICATED YEARS OF STUDY TO BECOME A RESPECTED AUTHORITY IN MY FIELD. MY ALMA MATER HAS ALLOWED ME TO OBTAIN CLOSELY GUARDED KNOWLEDGE THAT IS AVAILABLE NOWHERE ELSE ON EARTH. PhD in 2024 I JUST WENT INTO SIX FIGURES OF DEBT TO LEARN TRIVIA THAT'S FREE TO ANYONE WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION. EVERY STUDY I'VE PUBLISHED WILL LIKELY NEVER BE REPLICATED. I MAKE LESS MONEY THAN A PLUMBER, AND THAT PLUMBER'S SON JUST MADE A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON MY AREA OF EXPERTISE THAT'S MORE CITED THAN ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN.

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics university phd school

This definitely happened

Booking the Meetings your sales team can't or... Visit my website 22h- The nicest cold call convo I ever had... Me: "Hey it's Jack Frimston at WHAM, got a minute?" VP: "Hi Jack, You can have 5, go ahead" w--, a cold prospect who has more than a min. + Follow Me: "Great, normally people have less than a minute so I'll take that, do we know each other?" VP: "Yes, Yes we do Jack". Me: "Ha - okay - How?!?!?" VP: 'Remember at school there was that one hot summer day?'. Me: "Yeah, go on?" VP: 'Well, do you remember that really thirsty little boy that forgot his water bottle?' Me: "Chris Doublewood?" VP: "It's me Jack...Little Old Thirsty Chris Doublewood' We chatted for a few more minutes and I booked a meeting The lesson: If someone's thirsty.... let them drink - You never know when it'll come back later on in life What's the nicest cold call you've had?
Booking the Meetings your sales team can't or... Visit my website 22h- The nicest cold call convo I ever had... Me: "Hey it's Jack Frimston at WHAM, got a minute?" VP: "Hi Jack, You can have 5, go ahead" w--, a cold prospect who has more than a min. + Follow Me: "Great, normally people have less than a minute so I'll take that, do we know each other?" VP: "Yes, Yes we do Jack". Me: "Ha - okay - How?!?!?" VP: 'Remember at school there was that one hot summer day?'. Me: "Yeah, go on?" VP: 'Well, do you remember that really thirsty little boy that forgot his water bottle?' Me: "Chris Doublewood?" VP: "It's me Jack...Little Old Thirsty Chris Doublewood' We chatted for a few more minutes and I booked a meeting The lesson: If someone's thirsty.... let them drink - You never know when it'll come back later on in life What's the nicest cold call you've had?

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics that happened /r/thathappened fake stories

So humble

alexine @jalexinee - 1h so @Linkedin blocked my account bc i'm too hot, let's take them down!! Alexine, help others recognize you by adding a new profile photo Linked in Hi Alexine, We recently removed your profile photo because it does not appear to be a photo of you, which violates the LinkedIn Profile Photo Policy. On LinkedIn, we require members to use their real identities to keep Linkedin safe, trusted, and professional for all members. For this reason, we require member's profiles to show their real identity including in their profile
alexine @jalexinee - 1h so @Linkedin blocked my account bc i'm too hot, let's take them down!! Alexine, help others recognize you by adding a new profile photo Linked in Hi Alexine, We recently removed your profile photo because it does not appear to be a photo of you, which violates the LinkedIn Profile Photo Policy. On LinkedIn, we require members to use their real identities to keep Linkedin safe, trusted, and professional for all members. For this reason, we require member's profiles to show their real identity including in their profile

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics humblebrag

No one can have a life in their 20s

+ Follow Realtor @ Haring Realty 16h. As a Gen Z - This whole "Work-Life" Balance thing has never sat right with me. Who are we to demand a work-life balance when we are in our prime working years? These early years of our life should be for grinding and setting yourself up to have work-life balance in your 30s, when it actually matters. When you need to have time for your Family. Your kids and significant other. It is pure entitlement for someone in the early to mid 20's to be complaining about "Work-Life" balance. You haven't worked long enough nor do you have a "life" that needs balancing. Thoughts from a Gen Z who is disappointed in the generation they where brought up in.
+ Follow Realtor @ Haring Realty 16h. As a Gen Z - This whole "Work-Life" Balance thing has never sat right with me. Who are we to demand a work-life balance when we are in our prime working years? These early years of our life should be for grinding and setting yourself up to have work-life balance in your 30s, when it actually matters. When you need to have time for your Family. Your kids and significant other. It is pure entitlement for someone in the early to mid 20's to be complaining about "Work-Life" balance. You haven't worked long enough nor do you have a "life" that needs balancing. Thoughts from a Gen Z who is disappointed in the generation they where brought up in.

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics gen z gen x work

Okay?

How was your weekend? I went wedding dress shopping with my family, my soon-to-be in-laws, and my best friend/maid of honor. I'm thrilled to share that after just six hours and nearly 20 dresses, I said 'yes to the dress'! We are back at this Monday, and we've got some great #ERP opportunities going - If you're interested in any of these positions below, DM me today! Epicor Business Analyst- Greater Boston Area Acumatica Consultant- Remote Acumatica Construction Consultant- Remote #White Closet Bride #White Closet Brid #White Closet Bride
How was your weekend? I went wedding dress shopping with my family, my soon-to-be in-laws, and my best friend/maid of honor. I'm thrilled to share that after just six hours and nearly 20 dresses, I said 'yes to the dress'! We are back at this Monday, and we've got some great #ERP opportunities going - If you're interested in any of these positions below, DM me today! Epicor Business Analyst- Greater Boston Area Acumatica Consultant- Remote Acumatica Construction Consultant- Remote #White Closet Bride #White Closet Brid #White Closet Bride

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics

No training?

Linked in Join now Sign in Unknown/ Not Provided: Department of the Interior: Wikimedia.com Four Reasons Why You... Shouldn't Train Your Employees Anymore.
Linked in Join now Sign in Unknown/ Not Provided: Department of the Interior: Wikimedia.com Four Reasons Why You... Shouldn't Train Your Employees Anymore.

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics

Always comes back to B2B sales

now- During the Men's 400M Olympic race Quincy Hall was in 4th place with 30m left...and he still won Gold. How? Clearly, it was his mindset. The same mindset you need to close deals in B2B SAAS sales. It doesn't matter how many times they say "no". Or how many times they say "not right now". Or how many times they say "it's not the right fit". Hall didn't give up and neither can you. Stay in the race and anything can happen. That's how you win gold in business. USA USA
now- During the Men's 400M Olympic race Quincy Hall was in 4th place with 30m left...and he still won Gold. How? Clearly, it was his mindset. The same mindset you need to close deals in B2B SAAS sales. It doesn't matter how many times they say "no". Or how many times they say "not right now". Or how many times they say "it's not the right fit". Hall didn't give up and neither can you. Stay in the race and anything can happen. That's how you win gold in business. USA USA

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics the olympics sales

Sigh

Alexander C. . Following Building Bits 1h. > I'm traveling for work and instead of eating a fancy dinner out, I've decided to cook a cheaper meal in the hotel room. Even though the hotel room didn't have a kitchen, I managed to use the coffee machine to cook chicken with butter and garlic. Although my company allows me to expense dinner while traveling, I wanted to save money because I know that every dollar counts on the P&L. It's the little things that get you promoted #work #money #hotel #coffee #promotion #careeradvice
Alexander C. . Following Building Bits 1h. > I'm traveling for work and instead of eating a fancy dinner out, I've decided to cook a cheaper meal in the hotel room. Even though the hotel room didn't have a kitchen, I managed to use the coffee machine to cook chicken with butter and garlic. Although my company allows me to expense dinner while traveling, I wanted to save money because I know that every dollar counts on the P&L. It's the little things that get you promoted #work #money #hotel #coffee #promotion #careeradvice

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics

A little tone-deaf

Alex Jankowski, CPA • 3rd+ Financial Planning | CPA + Follow 1d. Millennials & Gen Z can't afford homes... But we CANNOT ignore the fact that Gen X & Baby Boomers did not have... Overseas spring break trips $2,000 per person bachelor parties & Dinners out downtown twice a week Fancy gym memberships ✗ Starbucks every day - A new outfit for every new occasion ...you might find a down payment hidden in there somewhere.
Alex Jankowski, CPA • 3rd+ Financial Planning | CPA + Follow 1d. Millennials & Gen Z can't afford homes... But we CANNOT ignore the fact that Gen X & Baby Boomers did not have... Overseas spring break trips $2,000 per person bachelor parties & Dinners out downtown twice a week Fancy gym memberships ✗ Starbucks every day - A new outfit for every new occasion ...you might find a down payment hidden in there somewhere.

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics gen x millennials boomers gen z

This cannot be real

'Thinkbait', not 'clickbait'. ND or a------? 1h I struggle with the world. It seems designed for and populated by absolute morons. I went out for coffee and cake with my wife. I ordered a black coffee. The waitress (speaking in that sing-songy way that treats everyone like a child and seems to be how customer service works these days) asked me, 'An Americano?' My response was to look at her with a hard expression. I had just told her with absolute clarity what I wanted. She could call it a French f g Poodle for all I cared. Eventually, she got the hint. Sort of. 'Do you want milk with that?' 'BLACK. COFFEE.' For f 's sake. An expression crossed her face as if I'M the a hole. It's fortunate she couldn't read my mind. Then again, I doubted she could read anything. It might be that I'm autistic. It might be that I am a psychopath. It might be that I have an IQ equal to most people's weekly calorie intake. But it's painful being the least r person in most situations. The world says 'be kind'. F. all that. Be present. Be interested. Be of value.
'Thinkbait', not 'clickbait'. ND or a------? 1h I struggle with the world. It seems designed for and populated by absolute morons. I went out for coffee and cake with my wife. I ordered a black coffee. The waitress (speaking in that sing-songy way that treats everyone like a child and seems to be how customer service works these days) asked me, 'An Americano?' My response was to look at her with a hard expression. I had just told her with absolute clarity what I wanted. She could call it a French f g Poodle for all I cared. Eventually, she got the hint. Sort of. 'Do you want milk with that?' 'BLACK. COFFEE.' For f 's sake. An expression crossed her face as if I'M the a hole. It's fortunate she couldn't read my mind. Then again, I doubted she could read anything. It might be that I'm autistic. It might be that I am a psychopath. It might be that I have an IQ equal to most people's weekly calorie intake. But it's painful being the least r person in most situations. The world says 'be kind'. F. all that. Be present. Be interested. Be of value.

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics

...Sorry?

OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng - You I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 3m⚫ Edited⚫ I once saved a mother with an unborn child from a burning building. She was so grateful for my help that she agreed to name her child after me. I said "name her Novatas" which was the name of my first company. She did. 21 years later, the daughter became a very successful travel influencer, with a large following, and got in contact to thank me for saving her life. I sued her for copyright infringement. I had trademarked the name Novatas way back when before her birth and she had been using it for her branding. Legally I was entitled to a lot of her revenue because her mother was silly enough to fall for this trick. You enter the game as soon as you're born and you can't miss a day playing it. 6 3
OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng - You I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 3m⚫ Edited⚫ I once saved a mother with an unborn child from a burning building. She was so grateful for my help that she agreed to name her child after me. I said "name her Novatas" which was the name of my first company. She did. 21 years later, the daughter became a very successful travel influencer, with a large following, and got in contact to thank me for saving her life. I sued her for copyright infringement. I had trademarked the name Novatas way back when before her birth and she had been using it for her branding. Legally I was entitled to a lot of her revenue because her mother was silly enough to fall for this trick. You enter the game as soon as you're born and you can't miss a day playing it. 6 3

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin linkedin lunatics that happened satire kids

LinkedIn Lunatics | /r/madlads

Andrew Tobin - 2nd Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 3h. ✓ Following My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are posted and mined for engagements in order to boost one's own professional identity." She looked at me confused. "But dad-" I cut her off. "Shhhh."
Andrew Tobin - 2nd Award Losing Creative Director - at theandrewtobin.com 3h. ✓ Following My 4-year old froze on stage at her first ballet recital. "I failed." she told me after the show. I looked at her heartbroken, with tears in my eyes. "No. I failed you. But today, you've given me more than I could've ever asked for. You gave me a sad kid story to post on LinkedIn." "Link what?" she asked. "LinkedIn." I replied. "A place where depressing personal anecdotes involving imaginary children are posted and mined for engagements in order to boost one's own professional identity." She looked at me confused. "But dad-" I cut her off. "Shhhh."

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
madlad

Shhh

The truth is, transparency is key. Unsure if your "secret" falls into the "keep it hush-hush" category? Talk to HR! We'd rather guide you than become the confidentiality cops. #HR #HumanResources #Confidentiality #Workplace doll HR HH LOTT RODRIGUEZ HUMAN RESOURCES CO2,201 258 comments • 175 reposts
The truth is, transparency is key. Unsure if your "secret" falls into the "keep it hush-hush" category? Talk to HR! We'd rather guide you than become the confidentiality cops. #HR #HumanResources #Confidentiality #Workplace doll HR HH LOTT RODRIGUEZ HUMAN RESOURCES CO2,201 258 comments • 175 reposts

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin work working recruiting hell jobs hr

Just relax, man

Visit my website 1h → What did Jude Bellingham's overhead kick teach us about resilience in business operations? ...see more 9
Visit my website 1h → What did Jude Bellingham's overhead kick teach us about resilience in business operations? ...see more 9

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin work working recruiting hell jobs soccer sports

Yikes

I'm hiring! I'm looking for a "junior wife '" to join my life. Job type: Full-time (fixed-term contracts are not allowed for anti-Shiite regulations). Career Level: Entry Level. Salary: Confidential. Requirements: - Bachelor's degree. - Minimum of 2 years of experience in cooking. - Good communication skills. - Respectable and decent. Ability to work under stress. - Obedient and loving. - Passionate and goal-oriented. - Good command of English to call me "baby" and "sweetie" in the morning and after midnight. Interested candidates can send their CVs to Dm
I'm hiring! I'm looking for a "junior wife '" to join my life. Job type: Full-time (fixed-term contracts are not allowed for anti-Shiite regulations). Career Level: Entry Level. Salary: Confidential. Requirements: - Bachelor's degree. - Minimum of 2 years of experience in cooking. - Good communication skills. - Respectable and decent. Ability to work under stress. - Obedient and loving. - Passionate and goal-oriented. - Good command of English to call me "baby" and "sweetie" in the morning and after midnight. Interested candidates can send their CVs to Dm

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin work working recruiting hell jobs

Seems a little harsh

1w. Critical tip for UX newbies.... DO NOT send requests like this to people you don't know. Hi Darren, I'm • 8:52 PM & I wanted to introduce myself, i'm a UX Reaearcher & Designer. I've been currently looking for openings & wondering if you might be able & willing to assist. Thank you • . 9:44 PM I don't entertain requests like this. They're unprofessional, inconsiderate, and selfish. © 64 P 56 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send
1w. Critical tip for UX newbies.... DO NOT send requests like this to people you don't know. Hi Darren, I'm • 8:52 PM & I wanted to introduce myself, i'm a UX Reaearcher & Designer. I've been currently looking for openings & wondering if you might be able & willing to assist. Thank you • . 9:44 PM I don't entertain requests like this. They're unprofessional, inconsiderate, and selfish. © 64 P 56 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin work working recruiting hell jobs

Marriage stack

.1.3rd+ Building at the intersection of Al and ... 53m . + Follow My wife and I have been happily married for 5 years. Here is our marriage stack: • Slack: Family communication • JIRA: Chores board • Lattice: 360 degree family reviews • • • Rippling: Family payroll • Salesforce: Tracking relationship milestones Docusign: Formally signing off on approval requests Apple Notes: Shared documents to manage our life We recently had to fire our 1 year old and my wife is on a PIP, but everything else is going great. Follow me for more relationship advice #pip #software #relationships #marriage GC 166 29 comments • 1 repost
.1.3rd+ Building at the intersection of Al and ... 53m . + Follow My wife and I have been happily married for 5 years. Here is our marriage stack: • Slack: Family communication • JIRA: Chores board • Lattice: 360 degree family reviews • • • Rippling: Family payroll • Salesforce: Tracking relationship milestones Docusign: Formally signing off on approval requests Apple Notes: Shared documents to manage our life We recently had to fire our 1 year old and my wife is on a PIP, but everything else is going great. Follow me for more relationship advice #pip #software #relationships #marriage GC 166 29 comments • 1 repost

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin work working recruiting hell jobs family relationships marriage

Those darn kids

Michael Mayhew... Sense Thinker) 3rd+ Personal views and comments expressed in ... 6d → ☑ I think this about sums up priorities for people who choose to have other taxpayers cover their college debt. It's a shame that the generation of $1,000 phones, $500 concert tickets, and $9 cups of coffee can't pay their college loan. LOL. C6 1,423 A 251 comments • 113 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Michael Mayhew... Sense Thinker) 3rd+ Personal views and comments expressed in ... 6d → ☑ I think this about sums up priorities for people who choose to have other taxpayers cover their college debt. It's a shame that the generation of $1,000 phones, $500 concert tickets, and $9 cups of coffee can't pay their college loan. LOL. C6 1,423 A 251 comments • 113 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin work working recruiting hell jobs

Fake and cringe

So invested in LinkedIn, I got a tattoo of my profile's QR code 00
So invested in LinkedIn, I got a tattoo of my profile's QR code 00

/r/LinkedInLunatics / LinkedIn Lunatics
/r/linkedinlunatics linkedin work working recruiting hell jobs tattoos that happened cringe