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Good luck

7:03 threads.net/@jonathantesse Log in ⑥ + 2 Get app 100% jonathantesser1 4d I'm gonna be forced to go back to LinkedIn for job searching... ...so I need to brace myself with the low vibe energy I'm gonna face there. Wish me luck, y'all. 102 56 ☑ 1
7:03 threads.net/@jonathantesse Log in ⑥ + 2 Get app 100% jonathantesser1 4d I'm gonna be forced to go back to LinkedIn for job searching... ...so I need to brace myself with the low vibe energy I'm gonna face there. Wish me luck, y'all. 102 56 ☑ 1

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Restaurants hate him

Jacob Peters • 2nd Founder at Superpower.com 2h⚫ restaurants hate me because I always ask them to avoid cooking my food in vegetable oils. 'bring your own beef tallow' is the new BYOB. + Follow thanks to the The San Francisco Standard for tagging along at a Superpower team lunch.
Jacob Peters • 2nd Founder at Superpower.com 2h⚫ restaurants hate me because I always ask them to avoid cooking my food in vegetable oils. 'bring your own beef tallow' is the new BYOB. + Follow thanks to the The San Francisco Standard for tagging along at a Superpower team lunch.

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Sounds about right

ابار MBA-ish - Workplace Satire MBA-ish @MBA ish LinkedIn Guy ordering coffee: Barista: Can I have your name LG: It's John ... Barista: Thank Y- LG: MBA, CFA ... Barista: Okay.Aish MBA LG: ... Fractional CFO, SaaS Rockstar Barista: umm ... John is fine LG: Just one more - LinkedIn Top Voice
ابار MBA-ish - Workplace Satire MBA-ish @MBA ish LinkedIn Guy ordering coffee: Barista: Can I have your name LG: It's John ... Barista: Thank Y- LG: MBA, CFA ... Barista: Okay.Aish MBA LG: ... Fractional CFO, SaaS Rockstar Barista: umm ... John is fine LG: Just one more - LinkedIn Top Voice

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Clear about what?

Dr. George C. Fraser • 2nd Founder and CEO, Fraser Net, Inc. . + Follow 9h Ladies, Are we clear CC 24 P Like 33 comments Comment Repost Send Cassandra A. Carter • 1st IT Instructor/Coach | Solution Provider | Specialize in Worki... Sorry Sir, I get a couple of different messages from this so no it's not clear.
Dr. George C. Fraser • 2nd Founder and CEO, Fraser Net, Inc. . + Follow 9h Ladies, Are we clear CC 24 P Like 33 comments Comment Repost Send Cassandra A. Carter • 1st IT Instructor/Coach | Solution Provider | Specialize in Worki... Sorry Sir, I get a couple of different messages from this so no it's not clear.

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Cringe

Dino Pacella • 2nd + Follow Founder & CEO of National Finance Brokers ... 4h-> Last night, I experienced one of those classic parenting moments. My 18-year-old daughter was picked up for a date. Safe to say, I made sure the young man knew exactly where he stood. The handshake? Extra firm. The tone? Deep and deliberate. The only words? "My daughter means everything to me, so your sole and only responsibility tonight is her safety. Understood? Got me thinking, what have you done when your child was picked up for a date? Did you go full Bad Boys routine? Maybe took some inspiration from Den of Thieves? Or did you play it. cool? Let me know how you handled it!
Dino Pacella • 2nd + Follow Founder & CEO of National Finance Brokers ... 4h-> Last night, I experienced one of those classic parenting moments. My 18-year-old daughter was picked up for a date. Safe to say, I made sure the young man knew exactly where he stood. The handshake? Extra firm. The tone? Deep and deliberate. The only words? "My daughter means everything to me, so your sole and only responsibility tonight is her safety. Understood? Got me thinking, what have you done when your child was picked up for a date? Did you go full Bad Boys routine? Maybe took some inspiration from Den of Thieves? Or did you play it. cool? Let me know how you handled it!

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Sorry?

The only office perk anyone cares about anymore is working remotely. 2,948 288 comments 86 reposts d ៨ Like Comment Repost Send Josh Harrison • Following Headhunter - R2R Remote work is for old people and p If you're in your 20s you want to be learning from people face to face, socialising, så half the office etc, not sitting in your mums kitchen staring at the clock. Like 9 Reply • ⚫ 1 reply
The only office perk anyone cares about anymore is working remotely. 2,948 288 comments 86 reposts d ៨ Like Comment Repost Send Josh Harrison • Following Headhunter - R2R Remote work is for old people and p If you're in your 20s you want to be learning from people face to face, socialising, så half the office etc, not sitting in your mums kitchen staring at the clock. Like 9 Reply • ⚫ 1 reply

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Fascinating

Rp Singh • 2nd Director at New Delhi DataPoint Pvt. Lt... 3h Genders can't be equal. They are producers. Now let's see what extra they have: Men -- Wo men Malefe male He -- S he Fa ther -- Mother -- M has greater ASCII value. Boy -- girl You can find.. please add comments if you know more.... Never equate... Like > 5 Reply 3 Rajdeep Biswas • 2nd Data Scientist @ SAP Labs | Eve... 2h I'm fascinated by how people can come up with dumb slike this Like 16 Reply
Rp Singh • 2nd Director at New Delhi DataPoint Pvt. Lt... 3h Genders can't be equal. They are producers. Now let's see what extra they have: Men -- Wo men Malefe male He -- S he Fa ther -- Mother -- M has greater ASCII value. Boy -- girl You can find.. please add comments if you know more.... Never equate... Like > 5 Reply 3 Rajdeep Biswas • 2nd Data Scientist @ SAP Labs | Eve... 2h I'm fascinated by how people can come up with dumb slike this Like 16 Reply

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What the...

THIS!!! Chris Johnston • 3rd+ U.S. Navy Veteran who took an Oath to support and defend The Co... 2h. + Follow The Northern Colonies Alberta & Saskatchewan (Statehood Request Pending) United States South Texas (U.S. Territory) Greater American Empire Greenland Protectorate Trump Tower
THIS!!! Chris Johnston • 3rd+ U.S. Navy Veteran who took an Oath to support and defend The Co... 2h. + Follow The Northern Colonies Alberta & Saskatchewan (Statehood Request Pending) United States South Texas (U.S. Territory) Greater American Empire Greenland Protectorate Trump Tower

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This is gross

always keep Just a game most 'wins' are actually meaningless. The real wins happen outside the game. This is me and my daughter in Shanghai. Definitely a "win". O Jack Johnson, 'My Little Girl' They say a daughter is a father's lover from his past life. This picture shows it's true The Bund Hey little girl, look what LollyDoll-you've done ♫ nd 5 others сс 小紅 2 comments
always keep Just a game most 'wins' are actually meaningless. The real wins happen outside the game. This is me and my daughter in Shanghai. Definitely a "win". O Jack Johnson, 'My Little Girl' They say a daughter is a father's lover from his past life. This picture shows it's true The Bund Hey little girl, look what LollyDoll-you've done ♫ nd 5 others сс 小紅 2 comments

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Can no one relax?

• 2nd + Follow We Run Ads @Run DMG | Performance Agency Owner | Scaling eC... Visit my website 6h I feel sorry for anyone that only started back at work today. 19% of January is already gone. 1.64% of the whole of 2025 is already gone. Time you'll never get back. Meanwhile, we started back at work on Thursday. That means we're 7% ahead of you for the month and .6% ahead for the year. My inbox is already clear. My mind is free. Winners win. Think about it. And drink water while you think because hydration is important. 34 Like → Comment Add a comment... Most relevant ▼ You 31 comments - 1 repost Repost Send This is great r/LinkedInLunatics fuel. Thanks! Like Reply now...
• 2nd + Follow We Run Ads @Run DMG | Performance Agency Owner | Scaling eC... Visit my website 6h I feel sorry for anyone that only started back at work today. 19% of January is already gone. 1.64% of the whole of 2025 is already gone. Time you'll never get back. Meanwhile, we started back at work on Thursday. That means we're 7% ahead of you for the month and .6% ahead for the year. My inbox is already clear. My mind is free. Winners win. Think about it. And drink water while you think because hydration is important. 34 Like → Comment Add a comment... Most relevant ▼ You 31 comments - 1 repost Repost Send This is great r/LinkedInLunatics fuel. Thanks! Like Reply now...

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Malicious compliance

Bryndis Henrikson ⚫ 3er+ CEO at We Work Remotely 1 semana → Be careful what you wish for... r/antiwork u/Very LargeMuffin • 3h + Seguir Not allowed to work from home so I don't My job recently told me that even during the snowstorm we got earlier this week, I am not allowed to work from home at all. Even though I work in IT and do everything remotely, they want me in the office. So I deleted Teams and my email off my phone. I am no longer available after hours. My boss tried to call me for something urgent last night and couldn't reach me. He asked why today and I explained to him what I was told. I am not allowed to work from home. Ce 1304 35 comentarios 25 veces compartido
Bryndis Henrikson ⚫ 3er+ CEO at We Work Remotely 1 semana → Be careful what you wish for... r/antiwork u/Very LargeMuffin • 3h + Seguir Not allowed to work from home so I don't My job recently told me that even during the snowstorm we got earlier this week, I am not allowed to work from home at all. Even though I work in IT and do everything remotely, they want me in the office. So I deleted Teams and my email off my phone. I am no longer available after hours. My boss tried to call me for something urgent last night and couldn't reach me. He asked why today and I explained to him what I was told. I am not allowed to work from home. Ce 1304 35 comentarios 25 veces compartido

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No comment...

cle Have you ever heard a crack head say: "I have no money, I'm not going to smoke today". No. They always find a way. Are you gonna let a crack head out hustle you today? - BMC Chronicle PROCRASTINATION IS FOR THE WEAK!
cle Have you ever heard a crack head say: "I have no money, I'm not going to smoke today". No. They always find a way. Are you gonna let a crack head out hustle you today? - BMC Chronicle PROCRASTINATION IS FOR THE WEAK!

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Why is this on LinkedIn?

2nd 10M+ Impressions | C.E.O. & M.D. at ... 5h What's the ideal age to get married?? + Follow biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never. C62 A and 44 others 4 comments e Like Comment Repost Share
2nd 10M+ Impressions | C.E.O. & M.D. at ... 5h What's the ideal age to get married?? + Follow biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never. C62 A and 44 others 4 comments e Like Comment Repost Share

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Sounds like he got ghosted

#HIRING Dr. Alok Kashyap • 2nd Founder & CEO -Yatiken Software ... Book an appointment 2h Edited Warning: Unprofessional Conduct Alert + Follow Hiring is a mutual commitment, and it's disheartening when candidates fail to uphold basic professionalism. Yash Gupta, a Mobile App Developer at Macrew Technologies Pvt. Ltd., showcased an alarming lack of respect during his interview process with us. Post-interview, he displayed rude behavior, ignored follow-up communications, and failed to respond to calls, reflecting a complete disregard for our time and efforts. His poor presentation skills, money-driven mindset, and ineffective communication further highlighted his unsuitability for professional collaboration.
#HIRING Dr. Alok Kashyap • 2nd Founder & CEO -Yatiken Software ... Book an appointment 2h Edited Warning: Unprofessional Conduct Alert + Follow Hiring is a mutual commitment, and it's disheartening when candidates fail to uphold basic professionalism. Yash Gupta, a Mobile App Developer at Macrew Technologies Pvt. Ltd., showcased an alarming lack of respect during his interview process with us. Post-interview, he displayed rude behavior, ignored follow-up communications, and failed to respond to calls, reflecting a complete disregard for our time and efforts. His poor presentation skills, money-driven mindset, and ineffective communication further highlighted his unsuitability for professional collaboration.

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Yikes

= Hindustan Times 100 Subscribe 'How long can you stare at your wife?': L&T chairman says he wants employees to work on Sunday too By Sanya Jain X Jan 09, 2025 11:12 AM IST go The chairman of Larsen & Toubro, SN Subrahmanyan, has come under fire for saying that employees should work 90 hours a week.
= Hindustan Times 100 Subscribe 'How long can you stare at your wife?': L&T chairman says he wants employees to work on Sunday too By Sanya Jain X Jan 09, 2025 11:12 AM IST go The chairman of Larsen & Toubro, SN Subrahmanyan, has come under fire for saying that employees should work 90 hours a week.

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Bad take

David Weinstein • 2nd . + Follow Principal @ Brookshire | MBA 1d. CEOs are some of the lowest paid people on earth, when income is calculated as a percentage of value created. For example, a minimum wage worker costs a company 35,000 per year, and may only add 50-75k in value, or 50% ratio. Jamie Dimon, for example, cost chase $46mm in 23, and added 98b in value. Or 0.046% ratio CCO 28 10 comments Like → Comment Useful tips Interesting Add a comment... Repost Send Insightful Love this I agree > Most relevant ▾ Dean Burley 3rd+ Carpet Estimator / Washed Up Wrestler / Jiu Jitsu Coach This might be the worst take I've ever seen in my entire life Like 1 Reply Brandon Conrad • 2nd Real Estate Development Manager 13m 1h Looks like LinkedIn is just becoming Facebook for people with 9-5s. Zero substance in this post. Like 2 Reply System S
David Weinstein • 2nd . + Follow Principal @ Brookshire | MBA 1d. CEOs are some of the lowest paid people on earth, when income is calculated as a percentage of value created. For example, a minimum wage worker costs a company 35,000 per year, and may only add 50-75k in value, or 50% ratio. Jamie Dimon, for example, cost chase $46mm in 23, and added 98b in value. Or 0.046% ratio CCO 28 10 comments Like → Comment Useful tips Interesting Add a comment... Repost Send Insightful Love this I agree > Most relevant ▾ Dean Burley 3rd+ Carpet Estimator / Washed Up Wrestler / Jiu Jitsu Coach This might be the worst take I've ever seen in my entire life Like 1 Reply Brandon Conrad • 2nd Real Estate Development Manager 13m 1h Looks like LinkedIn is just becoming Facebook for people with 9-5s. Zero substance in this post. Like 2 Reply System S

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Never miss leg day

We're thrilled to announce new leadership roles ...more
We're thrilled to announce new leadership roles ...more

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Cringing

Nick Bhavsar • 3rd+ Al-powered GTM Management | Co-fo... Request services 1d. + Follow Dad, what even is B2B? My teenage son asked... Challenge accepted. I decided to explain the world of B2B in his native language: Gen Z slang. . • Low key (subtly or secretly): When companies "low key" flex their only enterprise client to win over their next enterprise client. • No cap (for real): When every vendor promises their platform will actually increase your revenue. ⚫ Rizz (charisma): When your AE starts a pitch with, "We're not just selling software; we're selling peace of mind" • Drip (style or swag): When a company's trade show booth is decked out with free coffee and breakfast tacos. • ⚫ Sus (suspicious): When your competitor steals your homepage headline. •W (a win): When the prospect accidentally sends an internal slack during a zoom pitch saying, "this platform is awesome" and you can see it on their screen share. ⚫L (a loss): When you realize halfway through the demo. that you're sharing the wrong screen. After I finished, he just stared at me and said, "So B2B is, like, adulting, but for companies?" Exactly.
Nick Bhavsar • 3rd+ Al-powered GTM Management | Co-fo... Request services 1d. + Follow Dad, what even is B2B? My teenage son asked... Challenge accepted. I decided to explain the world of B2B in his native language: Gen Z slang. . • Low key (subtly or secretly): When companies "low key" flex their only enterprise client to win over their next enterprise client. • No cap (for real): When every vendor promises their platform will actually increase your revenue. ⚫ Rizz (charisma): When your AE starts a pitch with, "We're not just selling software; we're selling peace of mind" • Drip (style or swag): When a company's trade show booth is decked out with free coffee and breakfast tacos. • ⚫ Sus (suspicious): When your competitor steals your homepage headline. •W (a win): When the prospect accidentally sends an internal slack during a zoom pitch saying, "this platform is awesome" and you can see it on their screen share. ⚫L (a loss): When you realize halfway through the demo. that you're sharing the wrong screen. After I finished, he just stared at me and said, "So B2B is, like, adulting, but for companies?" Exactly.

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Stop it

Rapid Startup Scaling ✓ ex-Chief People ... 3h . The best marriages have a CEO and a COO. The CEO: → Sets long-term family goals and aspirations. →>> -> Maps out steps to achieve dreams. Negotiates and represents the couple in their interests. The COO: -> Manages daily routines, budgets, and tasks. → Handles transportation and scheduling. -> Tracks and maintains household. Building a foundation for life and love is not all that different than a business or organization. And the best way to thrive is if each team member brings their own unique strengths. Jennifer and I definitely fill each of these roles. Guess who is the CEO?
Rapid Startup Scaling ✓ ex-Chief People ... 3h . The best marriages have a CEO and a COO. The CEO: → Sets long-term family goals and aspirations. →>> -> Maps out steps to achieve dreams. Negotiates and represents the couple in their interests. The COO: -> Manages daily routines, budgets, and tasks. → Handles transportation and scheduling. -> Tracks and maintains household. Building a foundation for life and love is not all that different than a business or organization. And the best way to thrive is if each team member brings their own unique strengths. Jennifer and I definitely fill each of these roles. Guess who is the CEO?

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Genius

dennis hegstad ❤ @dennishegstad If I had to choose between: A) winning $1.2b in the lottery or B) 100,000 LinkedIn followers I'm choosing option B every time. Never underestimate the power of having a personal brand online. 10:46 PM 7/29/22 Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 404 Quote Tweets 1,942 Likes
dennis hegstad ❤ @dennishegstad If I had to choose between: A) winning $1.2b in the lottery or B) 100,000 LinkedIn followers I'm choosing option B every time. Never underestimate the power of having a personal brand online. 10:46 PM 7/29/22 Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 404 Quote Tweets 1,942 Likes

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