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Fiodar Sazanavets 3rd+ Senior Software Engineer @ Microsoft | .NET Educator Visit my website 2d.→ + Follow In the age of generative Al, it's important to be able to tell the difference between a real photo and one generated by Al. In the photo below, there are some key elements you should pay attention to. Now you know how to tell the difference.
Fiodar Sazanavets 3rd+ Senior Software Engineer @ Microsoft | .NET Educator Visit my website 2d.→ + Follow In the age of generative Al, it's important to be able to tell the difference between a real photo and one generated by Al. In the photo below, there are some key elements you should pay attention to. Now you know how to tell the difference.

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The tables have turned

Zoe Chatley - 1st Founder & CEO of The Channel Recruiter/ CRN... 28m⚫ ✓ How to make a bad impression with a potentially employer.... Congratulations we'd like you to attend a 2nd stage interview with us and do a 15 min presentation on Address Candidate responds- "I've just looked at the address and it would be a 3 hour round trip for me. I'd also have to book the day off as annual leave. I'm sorry, it's a big ask for no guarantee of a offer" Isn't the point of an interview to see whether you are right for the role/ company and they are right for you. Of course there is no guarantee of an offer. But if you cannot be bothered to come to an interview, then no problem, thanks very much. Red flag dodged! PPPP 14 7 comments
Zoe Chatley - 1st Founder & CEO of The Channel Recruiter/ CRN... 28m⚫ ✓ How to make a bad impression with a potentially employer.... Congratulations we'd like you to attend a 2nd stage interview with us and do a 15 min presentation on Address Candidate responds- "I've just looked at the address and it would be a 3 hour round trip for me. I'd also have to book the day off as annual leave. I'm sorry, it's a big ask for no guarantee of a offer" Isn't the point of an interview to see whether you are right for the role/ company and they are right for you. Of course there is no guarantee of an offer. But if you cannot be bothered to come to an interview, then no problem, thanks very much. Red flag dodged! PPPP 14 7 comments

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Watered bottle

Anand Pillai. 3rd+ Chief Transformation Officer | Busines... 3d-> + Follow 16 Habits That Can Drain Your Wealth – and Practical Ways to Overcome Them Do you ever wonder where your hard-earned ...more 16 Habits That Will Make You Poor SMOKING ALCOHOLISM OVERPRICED COFFEE EATING OUT DAILY WATERED BOTTLE VIDEO GAME POINTS GAMBLING BUYING BRANDED CLOTHES "NEEDING" THE NEW N FORGETTING TO CANCEL wwwwww IPHONE FREE TRIALS TICKET LOTTERY BUYING NOT PAYING YOUR CREDIT CARD IN FULL % FORGETTING UNNECESSARY TAXI RIDES BUY IMPULSE KETS ΟΙ S TO LOOK FOR BUYING DISCOUNTS
Anand Pillai. 3rd+ Chief Transformation Officer | Busines... 3d-> + Follow 16 Habits That Can Drain Your Wealth – and Practical Ways to Overcome Them Do you ever wonder where your hard-earned ...more 16 Habits That Will Make You Poor SMOKING ALCOHOLISM OVERPRICED COFFEE EATING OUT DAILY WATERED BOTTLE VIDEO GAME POINTS GAMBLING BUYING BRANDED CLOTHES "NEEDING" THE NEW N FORGETTING TO CANCEL wwwwww IPHONE FREE TRIALS TICKET LOTTERY BUYING NOT PAYING YOUR CREDIT CARD IN FULL % FORGETTING UNNECESSARY TAXI RIDES BUY IMPULSE KETS ΟΙ S TO LOOK FOR BUYING DISCOUNTS

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Wear a suit on a plane

Business tip: Whenever you are flying commercial, especially in business/first class, always wear your best business suit & tie combo (business formal). When someone walks on the plane in a great suit, white dress shirt & clean tie, I always think to myself, "I wonder what that guy/gal does for a living." (Obviously no tie for the ladies ;)) It's human nature. When I was 22, and now that I am 42, I always find myself wanting ask him/her "hey, what do you do for a living?" If you are in commercial real estate, especially brokerage, by dressing your absolute professional best, people will ask you "what do you do for a living?", and that's all you need to get the conversation started. In business/first class, there is a real chance they are in the real estate business, but an even better chance they know someone in the real estate industry, someone who can be your client one day. It is an easy way to network and meet new people, you just have to give a little more effort to dress up and eschew your "I don't give a I sweat pants and F■ hoodie. This also works in coach, just to a lesser degree. Combine the professional clothes with a clean shave, combed hair, and I hate to admit, yes a nice watch helps, at minimum you will get looks, and in all likelihood the person sitting next to you will have to ask... "hey, what do you do for a living?"
Business tip: Whenever you are flying commercial, especially in business/first class, always wear your best business suit & tie combo (business formal). When someone walks on the plane in a great suit, white dress shirt & clean tie, I always think to myself, "I wonder what that guy/gal does for a living." (Obviously no tie for the ladies ;)) It's human nature. When I was 22, and now that I am 42, I always find myself wanting ask him/her "hey, what do you do for a living?" If you are in commercial real estate, especially brokerage, by dressing your absolute professional best, people will ask you "what do you do for a living?", and that's all you need to get the conversation started. In business/first class, there is a real chance they are in the real estate business, but an even better chance they know someone in the real estate industry, someone who can be your client one day. It is an easy way to network and meet new people, you just have to give a little more effort to dress up and eschew your "I don't give a I sweat pants and F■ hoodie. This also works in coach, just to a lesser degree. Combine the professional clothes with a clean shave, combed hair, and I hate to admit, yes a nice watch helps, at minimum you will get looks, and in all likelihood the person sitting next to you will have to ask... "hey, what do you do for a living?"

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Someone had to do it

Andrew Compton - 2nd Automotive Founder | Revenue Problem... Book an appointment 10h -> + Follow Last night I watched the Tyson/Paul fight. At middle age myself, I was inspired but the sales lesson was clear: Age and reputation won't close the deal. The fight was a good reminder: - In sales, just because you've been in the ring longer, doesn't make you better. - Never underestimate the competition, they're young and hungry. - Past wins mean little if you don't adopt to today's challenges. The good news is sales is not a boxing match. We can all get better as we age as long as we don't become complacent. Stay sharp. experian erian A
Andrew Compton - 2nd Automotive Founder | Revenue Problem... Book an appointment 10h -> + Follow Last night I watched the Tyson/Paul fight. At middle age myself, I was inspired but the sales lesson was clear: Age and reputation won't close the deal. The fight was a good reminder: - In sales, just because you've been in the ring longer, doesn't make you better. - Never underestimate the competition, they're young and hungry. - Past wins mean little if you don't adopt to today's challenges. The good news is sales is not a boxing match. We can all get better as we age as long as we don't become complacent. Stay sharp. experian erian A

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Wow, insightful

Harjeet Khanduja ⚫ 3rd+ Senior Vice President Human Resources at Reliance Jio | A... 2h C In San Francisco I asked my Uber driver, Is this your own car? He replied, Yes, It is mine. It's the new Bentley model. I asked, You seem to be rich. Why are you driving for Uber? He replied, I love driving my car. This gives me a reason to drive. Always find ways to do what you love. #HR
Harjeet Khanduja ⚫ 3rd+ Senior Vice President Human Resources at Reliance Jio | A... 2h C In San Francisco I asked my Uber driver, Is this your own car? He replied, Yes, It is mine. It's the new Bentley model. I asked, You seem to be rich. Why are you driving for Uber? He replied, I love driving my car. This gives me a reason to drive. Always find ways to do what you love. #HR

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Oof

in ⚫10:22 AM Hi Matthew, as Director of Insite, do you think your sales process could be streamlined? If so, let's chat! Matthew • 10:25 AM No thank you, it's pretty perfect right now. in 10:28 AM Notting is perfect, you are ginger for example.
in ⚫10:22 AM Hi Matthew, as Director of Insite, do you think your sales process could be streamlined? If so, let's chat! Matthew • 10:25 AM No thank you, it's pretty perfect right now. in 10:28 AM Notting is perfect, you are ginger for example.

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Wait what?

< Back Thread 194K views The Realest Recruiter + the_realestrecruiter 15h Unpopular opinion - remote workers are far more productive than "in-office" workers. No commute, No people distractions, No bathroom breaks. More work = more results. Agree? 7.4K Q1.2K 113 22
< Back Thread 194K views The Realest Recruiter + the_realestrecruiter 15h Unpopular opinion - remote workers are far more productive than "in-office" workers. No commute, No people distractions, No bathroom breaks. More work = more results. Agree? 7.4K Q1.2K 113 22

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Sounds about right

Real life The Linkedin Effect Jane Used ChatGPT a few times (twice) LinkedIn Alter Ego Jane Al Evangelist & Expert. ChatGPT +Bard + Every other Al tool (that pays me) to 10x productivity. Carlos Marketer (team of 1) Carlos Head of Marketing, Project Manager, SEO, PPC, ABC & DEF Expert. Passionate team guiding spirit Amer Struggling Freelancer Amer CEO & Founder @Amer Inc. Entrepreneur. Thinker. Building the future. Forbes 1000u1000. Hannah Talked at an event once Hannah International speaker | Big talker Thought leader | Future TEDX speaker Industry expert
Real life The Linkedin Effect Jane Used ChatGPT a few times (twice) LinkedIn Alter Ego Jane Al Evangelist & Expert. ChatGPT +Bard + Every other Al tool (that pays me) to 10x productivity. Carlos Marketer (team of 1) Carlos Head of Marketing, Project Manager, SEO, PPC, ABC & DEF Expert. Passionate team guiding spirit Amer Struggling Freelancer Amer CEO & Founder @Amer Inc. Entrepreneur. Thinker. Building the future. Forbes 1000u1000. Hannah Talked at an event once Hannah International speaker | Big talker Thought leader | Future TEDX speaker Industry expert

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A sane take

Abhijit Chakraborty • 2nd I build brands at Alphanumero 12h. Edited • + Connect As a founder I work 12, 15, sometimes 18 hours a day. But I have given my team strict instructions to login for 8. hours and logout in 7 hours if possible. When a company grows, the founders and leaders earn disproportionate rewards. It's dumb to expect young team members working for a salary to invest their time and energy that deeply. Of course, if some team members really want to do more on the job, their compensation and rewards should be extremely high. 70 hours of weekly work is evil if it only lines the pockets of the ones at the top.
Abhijit Chakraborty • 2nd I build brands at Alphanumero 12h. Edited • + Connect As a founder I work 12, 15, sometimes 18 hours a day. But I have given my team strict instructions to login for 8. hours and logout in 7 hours if possible. When a company grows, the founders and leaders earn disproportionate rewards. It's dumb to expect young team members working for a salary to invest their time and energy that deeply. Of course, if some team members really want to do more on the job, their compensation and rewards should be extremely high. 70 hours of weekly work is evil if it only lines the pockets of the ones at the top.

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Okay?

Kyle Matthews • 3rd+ Chairman & CEO | Matthews Real ... Visit my website 1d. The struggle is real. + Follow
Kyle Matthews • 3rd+ Chairman & CEO | Matthews Real ... Visit my website 1d. The struggle is real. + Follow

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Is this guy for real?

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Thanks for sharing

Roger Ng. 3rd+ Investor Relations I Financial ... 13h + Follow Elon #Musk is now technically the top Diablo 4 player in the world after a record clear time of 1:52 in the game's toughest challenge. If you don't understand Diablo, Elon has to be literally playing hours every day nonstop to have made it this far in the latest season On top of this - he is: -fixing the government inefficiency -speaking to Putin -running Tesla -Running X -Launching rockets into space -Fixing humans with Neuralink -The Optimus Robots - father to 12 children Dont complain you have no Time A #diablo #elonmusk #doge #rogerng Elon Musk Apparently Just Became The No. 1 'Diablo 4' Player In The World
Roger Ng. 3rd+ Investor Relations I Financial ... 13h + Follow Elon #Musk is now technically the top Diablo 4 player in the world after a record clear time of 1:52 in the game's toughest challenge. If you don't understand Diablo, Elon has to be literally playing hours every day nonstop to have made it this far in the latest season On top of this - he is: -fixing the government inefficiency -speaking to Putin -running Tesla -Running X -Launching rockets into space -Fixing humans with Neuralink -The Optimus Robots - father to 12 children Dont complain you have no Time A #diablo #elonmusk #doge #rogerng Elon Musk Apparently Just Became The No. 1 'Diablo 4' Player In The World

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Did they use AI for this?

Suggested ✓ 6d ② tak⚫ 3rd+ + Follow After looking at hundreds of job applications today, I can now tell you how to catch out a ChatGPT cover letter. 1. Always addressed to 'The Hiring Manager' 2. Almost always signs off 'Warm regards' 3. A paragraph near the end that starts with 'I am particularly drawn to...' Which has got me thinking about how to value a candidate who uses chatGPT in this way, maybe it shows that they're not really serious about the role, but it also shows that they know how to use tech to be more efficient, which is exactly the skill you need in most modern jobs. CO 1,055 784 comments · 20 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Suggested ✓ 6d ② tak⚫ 3rd+ + Follow After looking at hundreds of job applications today, I can now tell you how to catch out a ChatGPT cover letter. 1. Always addressed to 'The Hiring Manager' 2. Almost always signs off 'Warm regards' 3. A paragraph near the end that starts with 'I am particularly drawn to...' Which has got me thinking about how to value a candidate who uses chatGPT in this way, maybe it shows that they're not really serious about the role, but it also shows that they know how to use tech to be more efficient, which is exactly the skill you need in most modern jobs. CO 1,055 784 comments · 20 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Classic LinkedIn

You haven't connected with seeking a new senior buyer role or similar APR 30 LinkedIn Member ⚫ 10:22 am wow your so beautiful I'm so sorry LinkedIn Member ⚫ 10:28 am I honestly didn't mean to send that or indeed had no intention of typing it, I was just going through my messages and it copied and pasted with just my thumb which are not dexterous and I have problems with my hands, very hard to put into words but so sorry + Write a message... 0 +
You haven't connected with seeking a new senior buyer role or similar APR 30 LinkedIn Member ⚫ 10:22 am wow your so beautiful I'm so sorry LinkedIn Member ⚫ 10:28 am I honestly didn't mean to send that or indeed had no intention of typing it, I was just going through my messages and it copied and pasted with just my thumb which are not dexterous and I have problems with my hands, very hard to put into words but so sorry + Write a message... 0 +

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Peasant class is insane

Laura DiBenedetto. 1st Sell more, faster. ✓ Scale your business wit... Book an appointment 1d • Flying peasant class to Austin today. Will my seatmate be a chatterbox? Place your bets... er E JUD HOAG SUBMARIB Hoagie SUB HO SUBMARINE ΠΕΡ NEHO SIE HO
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Is this a thirst trap?

8:35 Like Ringer 964 Send Candice Galek. Following Founder | Disruptor | Strategy & Innovation 1w. I'm starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low price of $5/month, I'll comment on their Linkedin "That's a stupid idea" every time they post something. CO♥ 800 214 comments 7 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
8:35 Like Ringer 964 Send Candice Galek. Following Founder | Disruptor | Strategy & Innovation 1w. I'm starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low price of $5/month, I'll comment on their Linkedin "That's a stupid idea" every time they post something. CO♥ 800 214 comments 7 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Ouch

Dear Thank you for your interest in the LinkedIn Internship Program. After carefully reviewing your application, we regret to inform you that you have not been selected for the internship position at this time. While we appreciate your enthusiasm, we strongly advise that you refrain from reapplying to future internships with LinkedIn. This decision is final, and additional applications will not be considered. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, LinkedIn Recruitment Team
Dear Thank you for your interest in the LinkedIn Internship Program. After carefully reviewing your application, we regret to inform you that you have not been selected for the internship position at this time. While we appreciate your enthusiasm, we strongly advise that you refrain from reapplying to future internships with LinkedIn. This decision is final, and additional applications will not be considered. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, LinkedIn Recruitment Team

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Here we go...

Rajarshi Shome · 3rd+ I speak the truth. You may get offended ▲ 1mo⚫ My IQ levels just shot up. Rajarshi Shome (He/Him/Himself/ BelieveMeNotAWoman) P + Follow Like Comment Repost Send FO
Rajarshi Shome · 3rd+ I speak the truth. You may get offended ▲ 1mo⚫ My IQ levels just shot up. Rajarshi Shome (He/Him/Himself/ BelieveMeNotAWoman) P + Follow Like Comment Repost Send FO

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Pay them more and maybe they wouldn't need it

5:44 - SOS Richie Following Helping middle-aged men live 10yrs longer 52m. On Wednesday, I fired a new team-member because of a sharp break in trust. I discovered they had another job and lied about it. That second job had been going on during her past employment as well, without transparency. My message to her: "integrity is all we have. it would be a huge shame if you don't introspect deeply on this as a transformative moment in your life. otherwise you will continue to live your whole life outside of integrity. a life poorly lived. the sad, sad thing for us now is I trust every single one of our team-members less. I am, appropriately, more paranoid. what a shame for the world. onwards." 9 2 comments
5:44 - SOS Richie Following Helping middle-aged men live 10yrs longer 52m. On Wednesday, I fired a new team-member because of a sharp break in trust. I discovered they had another job and lied about it. That second job had been going on during her past employment as well, without transparency. My message to her: "integrity is all we have. it would be a huge shame if you don't introspect deeply on this as a transformative moment in your life. otherwise you will continue to live your whole life outside of integrity. a life poorly lived. the sad, sad thing for us now is I trust every single one of our team-members less. I am, appropriately, more paranoid. what a shame for the world. onwards." 9 2 comments

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