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David Weinstein • 3rd+ + Follow Principal @ Brookshire | MBA 6d → I would like to start an accountability group for 2025. Here's how it works: -At the beginning of every month, each member submits. their list of daily tasks -- Example: "Send 5 follow-up emails to clients" or "Write 1,000 words for my report." Daily Contribution: -Each member must contribute $10 per day to a shared pool ($300 per month). Missed Goals: -If a member fails to meet their goal for the day, they forfeit their $10 contribution, which is evenly distributed. to the members who completed their goals. Who is in? Let's do it! Comment below or DM. CC6 5 comments
David Weinstein • 3rd+ + Follow Principal @ Brookshire | MBA 6d → I would like to start an accountability group for 2025. Here's how it works: -At the beginning of every month, each member submits. their list of daily tasks -- Example: "Send 5 follow-up emails to clients" or "Write 1,000 words for my report." Daily Contribution: -Each member must contribute $10 per day to a shared pool ($300 per month). Missed Goals: -If a member fails to meet their goal for the day, they forfeit their $10 contribution, which is evenly distributed. to the members who completed their goals. Who is in? Let's do it! Comment below or DM. CC6 5 comments

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He don't care

← James Lee - 2nd + Connect Cold Calling Enthusiast - Talk to... 2d "I Just need to pick up my new sick note then I'll meet you in spoons" Word for word what I heard from someone walking by me today. The whole sick/fit note process needs an overhaul. If you're fit enough to sit in the pub you're fit enough to go to work! C6 186 270 comments • 3 reposts d P Like Comment Repost Share
← James Lee - 2nd + Connect Cold Calling Enthusiast - Talk to... 2d "I Just need to pick up my new sick note then I'll meet you in spoons" Word for word what I heard from someone walking by me today. The whole sick/fit note process needs an overhaul. If you're fit enough to sit in the pub you're fit enough to go to work! C6 186 270 comments • 3 reposts d P Like Comment Repost Share

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Choose your hard

Adam Brindle. 2nd Head of New Business 1d Edited Choose your hard.... + Follow I saw this and it really hit home, the easy answer this morning was to not get in the gym and there were so many different reasons snow dark, cold I could carry on. Obesity is hard, being fit is hard - choose your hard. Being in debt is hard, being financially disciplined is hard - choose your hard. Marriage is hard, divorce is hard - choose your hard. Have a great day all. #chooseyourhard #puregym #attackit ●PUREGYM CONTRACT
Adam Brindle. 2nd Head of New Business 1d Edited Choose your hard.... + Follow I saw this and it really hit home, the easy answer this morning was to not get in the gym and there were so many different reasons snow dark, cold I could carry on. Obesity is hard, being fit is hard - choose your hard. Being in debt is hard, being financially disciplined is hard - choose your hard. Marriage is hard, divorce is hard - choose your hard. Have a great day all. #chooseyourhard #puregym #attackit ●PUREGYM CONTRACT

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This is not Tinder

Harshvardhan Kole Available on mobile ... Harshvardhan Kole (He/Him) 1st Insta:Harshvardhan2129 Student at University of Mumbai "You can change what you do, but you can't change what you want." Tommy... SATURDAY Harshvardhan Kole (He/Him) • 4:59 PM Hii how you doin kim Kimaya Raikar ⚫8:19 PM Hey Good You tell me SUNDAY TODAY Harshvardhan Kole (He/Him)• 4:38 AM Haha im better on calls hon ring me up
Harshvardhan Kole Available on mobile ... Harshvardhan Kole (He/Him) 1st Insta:Harshvardhan2129 Student at University of Mumbai "You can change what you do, but you can't change what you want." Tommy... SATURDAY Harshvardhan Kole (He/Him) • 4:59 PM Hii how you doin kim Kimaya Raikar ⚫8:19 PM Hey Good You tell me SUNDAY TODAY Harshvardhan Kole (He/Him)• 4:38 AM Haha im better on calls hon ring me up

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Things that never happened

Michael Moran • 2nd Global Recruiter 22h + Follow | | help... You lost your dream candidate. Your offer was the highest. Your equity was better. Here's the truth about why: I watched it happen again last week. Perfect candidate. Strong interviews. Everyone excited. Comp wasn't even close: we were 30% higher than the competition. Then the 'thanks but no thanks' email landed. This happens way more than companies want to admit. They think throwing money at candidates works. Add some equity. Sprinkle in a fancy title. Done deal.
Michael Moran • 2nd Global Recruiter 22h + Follow | | help... You lost your dream candidate. Your offer was the highest. Your equity was better. Here's the truth about why: I watched it happen again last week. Perfect candidate. Strong interviews. Everyone excited. Comp wasn't even close: we were 30% higher than the competition. Then the 'thanks but no thanks' email landed. This happens way more than companies want to admit. They think throwing money at candidates works. Add some equity. Sprinkle in a fancy title. Done deal.

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People are getting bold

COL Carl D. Springer, US Army (... Combat Veteran standing against DEI/CRT/... Visit my website + Follow 4h • Be Straight - Help Prevent Population Collapse Michael MX 3rd+ Retired Founder and Executive Chairman - ... 9h Q + Follow HETEROSEXUALS Woodys360 PREVENTING EXTINCTION FOR OVER 2 MILLION YEARS
COL Carl D. Springer, US Army (... Combat Veteran standing against DEI/CRT/... Visit my website + Follow 4h • Be Straight - Help Prevent Population Collapse Michael MX 3rd+ Retired Founder and Executive Chairman - ... 9h Q + Follow HETEROSEXUALS Woodys360 PREVENTING EXTINCTION FOR OVER 2 MILLION YEARS

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Um...

• 3rd+ Finance Manager | Driving Sustainable... • 3d Edited① + Follow Same Salary, Different Realities: How Far Does Your Money Really Go? Expense U.S. India Rent $1,000 $400 Food $500 $200 Transportation $200 $100 Miscellaneous $100 $50 Total Expenses $1,800 $750 Savings $0 $1,050 SAME SALARY SAME PANISC PARITY U.S. SPLURGE STUNG SPLUPGE SPLUNGE C64,433 ...more DIFFERENT LIVES INDIA jani SAVINGS SAVINGS SAN 341 comments . 62 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
• 3rd+ Finance Manager | Driving Sustainable... • 3d Edited① + Follow Same Salary, Different Realities: How Far Does Your Money Really Go? Expense U.S. India Rent $1,000 $400 Food $500 $200 Transportation $200 $100 Miscellaneous $100 $50 Total Expenses $1,800 $750 Savings $0 $1,050 SAME SALARY SAME PANISC PARITY U.S. SPLURGE STUNG SPLUPGE SPLUNGE C64,433 ...more DIFFERENT LIVES INDIA jani SAVINGS SAVINGS SAN 341 comments . 62 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Be bold

Tracey Doyle 2nd i+ Connect Founder of Arbor Law 1d Edited Women be bold. - My 8-year-old daughter is tenacious, courageous, intelligent and, frankly, a pain in the b She is the perfect example for women everywhere. The other day she wanted Twizzlers for breakfast. Trying to be a responsible parent, I told her it was too early to eat Twizzlers. I gave her a range of other offerings - yogurt, fruit, toast, bacon. All of the options were vehemently rejected. Instead, she waited 3 hours without eating anything. At 11 am she marched into my office and declared that it was now late enough in the day to have Twizzlers. I was annoyed, but simultaneously proud. Victorious, she ate an entire bag of wonderful red licorice as her reward. To get what she wanted, she needed patience and endurance (literally, she was hungry for hours). She waited for the opportune moment to make her point and when that time came, she pounced. She was bold. Her boldness. paid off. Many women are taught at a young age that boldness is a weakness for them. I am here to tell you that it is a strength. It is what will enable you to get things done. It will evoke change. It will get you Twizzlers. Be bold. Encourage boldness in girls and women. A bold woman may be considered a pain, but she makes the future bright.
Tracey Doyle 2nd i+ Connect Founder of Arbor Law 1d Edited Women be bold. - My 8-year-old daughter is tenacious, courageous, intelligent and, frankly, a pain in the b She is the perfect example for women everywhere. The other day she wanted Twizzlers for breakfast. Trying to be a responsible parent, I told her it was too early to eat Twizzlers. I gave her a range of other offerings - yogurt, fruit, toast, bacon. All of the options were vehemently rejected. Instead, she waited 3 hours without eating anything. At 11 am she marched into my office and declared that it was now late enough in the day to have Twizzlers. I was annoyed, but simultaneously proud. Victorious, she ate an entire bag of wonderful red licorice as her reward. To get what she wanted, she needed patience and endurance (literally, she was hungry for hours). She waited for the opportune moment to make her point and when that time came, she pounced. She was bold. Her boldness. paid off. Many women are taught at a young age that boldness is a weakness for them. I am here to tell you that it is a strength. It is what will enable you to get things done. It will evoke change. It will get you Twizzlers. Be bold. Encourage boldness in girls and women. A bold woman may be considered a pain, but she makes the future bright.

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Good luck

7:03 threads.net/@jonathantesse Log in ⑥ + 2 Get app 100% jonathantesser1 4d I'm gonna be forced to go back to LinkedIn for job searching... ...so I need to brace myself with the low vibe energy I'm gonna face there. Wish me luck, y'all. 102 56 ☑ 1
7:03 threads.net/@jonathantesse Log in ⑥ + 2 Get app 100% jonathantesser1 4d I'm gonna be forced to go back to LinkedIn for job searching... ...so I need to brace myself with the low vibe energy I'm gonna face there. Wish me luck, y'all. 102 56 ☑ 1

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Restaurants hate him

Jacob Peters • 2nd Founder at Superpower.com 2h⚫ restaurants hate me because I always ask them to avoid cooking my food in vegetable oils. 'bring your own beef tallow' is the new BYOB. + Follow thanks to the The San Francisco Standard for tagging along at a Superpower team lunch.
Jacob Peters • 2nd Founder at Superpower.com 2h⚫ restaurants hate me because I always ask them to avoid cooking my food in vegetable oils. 'bring your own beef tallow' is the new BYOB. + Follow thanks to the The San Francisco Standard for tagging along at a Superpower team lunch.

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Sounds about right

ابار MBA-ish - Workplace Satire MBA-ish @MBA ish LinkedIn Guy ordering coffee: Barista: Can I have your name LG: It's John ... Barista: Thank Y- LG: MBA, CFA ... Barista: Okay.Aish MBA LG: ... Fractional CFO, SaaS Rockstar Barista: umm ... John is fine LG: Just one more - LinkedIn Top Voice
ابار MBA-ish - Workplace Satire MBA-ish @MBA ish LinkedIn Guy ordering coffee: Barista: Can I have your name LG: It's John ... Barista: Thank Y- LG: MBA, CFA ... Barista: Okay.Aish MBA LG: ... Fractional CFO, SaaS Rockstar Barista: umm ... John is fine LG: Just one more - LinkedIn Top Voice

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Clear about what?

Dr. George C. Fraser • 2nd Founder and CEO, Fraser Net, Inc. . + Follow 9h Ladies, Are we clear CC 24 P Like 33 comments Comment Repost Send Cassandra A. Carter • 1st IT Instructor/Coach | Solution Provider | Specialize in Worki... Sorry Sir, I get a couple of different messages from this so no it's not clear.
Dr. George C. Fraser • 2nd Founder and CEO, Fraser Net, Inc. . + Follow 9h Ladies, Are we clear CC 24 P Like 33 comments Comment Repost Send Cassandra A. Carter • 1st IT Instructor/Coach | Solution Provider | Specialize in Worki... Sorry Sir, I get a couple of different messages from this so no it's not clear.

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Cringe

Dino Pacella • 2nd + Follow Founder & CEO of National Finance Brokers ... 4h-> Last night, I experienced one of those classic parenting moments. My 18-year-old daughter was picked up for a date. Safe to say, I made sure the young man knew exactly where he stood. The handshake? Extra firm. The tone? Deep and deliberate. The only words? "My daughter means everything to me, so your sole and only responsibility tonight is her safety. Understood? Got me thinking, what have you done when your child was picked up for a date? Did you go full Bad Boys routine? Maybe took some inspiration from Den of Thieves? Or did you play it. cool? Let me know how you handled it!
Dino Pacella • 2nd + Follow Founder & CEO of National Finance Brokers ... 4h-> Last night, I experienced one of those classic parenting moments. My 18-year-old daughter was picked up for a date. Safe to say, I made sure the young man knew exactly where he stood. The handshake? Extra firm. The tone? Deep and deliberate. The only words? "My daughter means everything to me, so your sole and only responsibility tonight is her safety. Understood? Got me thinking, what have you done when your child was picked up for a date? Did you go full Bad Boys routine? Maybe took some inspiration from Den of Thieves? Or did you play it. cool? Let me know how you handled it!

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Sorry?

The only office perk anyone cares about anymore is working remotely. 2,948 288 comments 86 reposts d ៨ Like Comment Repost Send Josh Harrison • Following Headhunter - R2R Remote work is for old people and p If you're in your 20s you want to be learning from people face to face, socialising, så half the office etc, not sitting in your mums kitchen staring at the clock. Like 9 Reply • ⚫ 1 reply
The only office perk anyone cares about anymore is working remotely. 2,948 288 comments 86 reposts d ៨ Like Comment Repost Send Josh Harrison • Following Headhunter - R2R Remote work is for old people and p If you're in your 20s you want to be learning from people face to face, socialising, så half the office etc, not sitting in your mums kitchen staring at the clock. Like 9 Reply • ⚫ 1 reply

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Fascinating

Rp Singh • 2nd Director at New Delhi DataPoint Pvt. Lt... 3h Genders can't be equal. They are producers. Now let's see what extra they have: Men -- Wo men Malefe male He -- S he Fa ther -- Mother -- M has greater ASCII value. Boy -- girl You can find.. please add comments if you know more.... Never equate... Like > 5 Reply 3 Rajdeep Biswas • 2nd Data Scientist @ SAP Labs | Eve... 2h I'm fascinated by how people can come up with dumb slike this Like 16 Reply
Rp Singh • 2nd Director at New Delhi DataPoint Pvt. Lt... 3h Genders can't be equal. They are producers. Now let's see what extra they have: Men -- Wo men Malefe male He -- S he Fa ther -- Mother -- M has greater ASCII value. Boy -- girl You can find.. please add comments if you know more.... Never equate... Like > 5 Reply 3 Rajdeep Biswas • 2nd Data Scientist @ SAP Labs | Eve... 2h I'm fascinated by how people can come up with dumb slike this Like 16 Reply

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What the...

THIS!!! Chris Johnston • 3rd+ U.S. Navy Veteran who took an Oath to support and defend The Co... 2h. + Follow The Northern Colonies Alberta & Saskatchewan (Statehood Request Pending) United States South Texas (U.S. Territory) Greater American Empire Greenland Protectorate Trump Tower
THIS!!! Chris Johnston • 3rd+ U.S. Navy Veteran who took an Oath to support and defend The Co... 2h. + Follow The Northern Colonies Alberta & Saskatchewan (Statehood Request Pending) United States South Texas (U.S. Territory) Greater American Empire Greenland Protectorate Trump Tower

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