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Nick Huber • 3rd+ + Follow I buy real estate and start businesses.... 3d Earlier this year I did a consulting call with a 33 year old guy who makes $150k a year at a fully remote job. 30-40 hrs a week. 2 kids + wife. This is a really tough spot to be in. Makes $2k a month more than he spends every month. Zero chance at long term wealth but too easy and profitable to leave. Golden handcuffs. It takes a serious level of ambition to get out of this situation and go buy or start a company. It's hard to get excited about scraping and fixing toilets or power washing sidewalks when you make $75 an hour at your day job. And it's impossible to feel comfortable buying a company if you don't start out lower and work your way up (with stuff that isn't exciting when you get a taste of decent money). Difficult stuff. 445 119 comments • 4 reposts
Nick Huber • 3rd+ + Follow I buy real estate and start businesses.... 3d Earlier this year I did a consulting call with a 33 year old guy who makes $150k a year at a fully remote job. 30-40 hrs a week. 2 kids + wife. This is a really tough spot to be in. Makes $2k a month more than he spends every month. Zero chance at long term wealth but too easy and profitable to leave. Golden handcuffs. It takes a serious level of ambition to get out of this situation and go buy or start a company. It's hard to get excited about scraping and fixing toilets or power washing sidewalks when you make $75 an hour at your day job. And it's impossible to feel comfortable buying a company if you don't start out lower and work your way up (with stuff that isn't exciting when you get a taste of decent money). Difficult stuff. 445 119 comments • 4 reposts

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Too real

LINKEDIN LUNATICS BE LIKE: B2B LESSONS FROM WHAT SHOULD I POST ABOUT TODAY? HEROISM OF HIRING A: B: GETTING ENGAGED A PREGNANT WOMAN INCREASED PRODUCTIVITY C: FROM WORKING IN THE BATHROOM CAREER LESSONS FROM D: MY KIDS LEMONADE STAND
LINKEDIN LUNATICS BE LIKE: B2B LESSONS FROM WHAT SHOULD I POST ABOUT TODAY? HEROISM OF HIRING A: B: GETTING ENGAGED A PREGNANT WOMAN INCREASED PRODUCTIVITY C: FROM WORKING IN THE BATHROOM CAREER LESSONS FROM D: MY KIDS LEMONADE STAND

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Okay, buddy

Jeffrey Johnson 2nd Growth Leader | 12x Best Selling Author now-> I'd like to announce that I'm better than you Starting a New Position
Jeffrey Johnson 2nd Growth Leader | 12x Best Selling Author now-> I'd like to announce that I'm better than you Starting a New Position

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Bad take

09:08A CO 61,804 Like Reactions Comments Spotify will continue working remotely. 5G 913 comments 2,907 reposts Comment Repost Send Lives Amber Fahrenholtz 3rd+ Most relevant 15m Insurance Producer, Independent Level Real Estate Br... I've always disagreed with #remote #working. How is it possible to stay #sober if you're an alcoholic and/or have a drug problem? How is it possible to stay on #task when you're watching a movie/ tv show/ or sporting event? How do remote workers stay #focused with distractions such as pets/kids/ and household chores? I think #companies are ignorant if they ...see more Like • 1 Reply Very informative Insightful I agree Useful t
09:08A CO 61,804 Like Reactions Comments Spotify will continue working remotely. 5G 913 comments 2,907 reposts Comment Repost Send Lives Amber Fahrenholtz 3rd+ Most relevant 15m Insurance Producer, Independent Level Real Estate Br... I've always disagreed with #remote #working. How is it possible to stay #sober if you're an alcoholic and/or have a drug problem? How is it possible to stay on #task when you're watching a movie/ tv show/ or sporting event? How do remote workers stay #focused with distractions such as pets/kids/ and household chores? I think #companies are ignorant if they ...see more Like • 1 Reply Very informative Insightful I agree Useful t

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Brutal

Tom Luce • 1st Deceased April 2024 3h I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! 1 Starting a New Position 2 comments
Tom Luce • 1st Deceased April 2024 3h I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as Deceased at None! 1 Starting a New Position 2 comments

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Yikes

Jeremy Goldsberry ⚫ 2nd Chief Executive Officer | Bachelor of ... 2d + Connect "Booking cheap freight is a lot like leaving the bar with a plus-size lady - you may not brag about it, but it gets the job done and saves you some cash #freightbooking #frugalshipping" Jayme Anderson and 3 others 3 comments Like Comment ៨ Repost Send Roman Nabiulin • 1st Seller DNA Recruiting | Business Development | Busine... Really bad analogy you used here. You might have good ideas but while you get your attention grab and bragging about your... see more Like 3 | Reply 2
Jeremy Goldsberry ⚫ 2nd Chief Executive Officer | Bachelor of ... 2d + Connect "Booking cheap freight is a lot like leaving the bar with a plus-size lady - you may not brag about it, but it gets the job done and saves you some cash #freightbooking #frugalshipping" Jayme Anderson and 3 others 3 comments Like Comment ៨ Repost Send Roman Nabiulin • 1st Seller DNA Recruiting | Business Development | Busine... Really bad analogy you used here. You might have good ideas but while you get your attention grab and bragging about your... see more Like 3 | Reply 2

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Looks kind of empty

Jonathan Ahrens, CPA, CIA • 3rd+ Proud Jayhawk | Avid Boater | Bourbon Lover |... Visit my website 11h + Follow I was the 9th person to enter the gym at 5 am this morning. This was a new experience for me. I am usually one of the first people in the gym. But as I have learned throughout my many travels, the nicer the hotel, the busier the hotel gym is. Especially in the morning. The nicer hotels are typically where the more successful people stay. And successful people typically have a solid workout routine. Success leaves clues. Look to those who you aspire to be like and mirror their habits and routines. Are you following the clues to the life you want? #travel #morningroutine #workout
Jonathan Ahrens, CPA, CIA • 3rd+ Proud Jayhawk | Avid Boater | Bourbon Lover |... Visit my website 11h + Follow I was the 9th person to enter the gym at 5 am this morning. This was a new experience for me. I am usually one of the first people in the gym. But as I have learned throughout my many travels, the nicer the hotel, the busier the hotel gym is. Especially in the morning. The nicer hotels are typically where the more successful people stay. And successful people typically have a solid workout routine. Success leaves clues. Look to those who you aspire to be like and mirror their habits and routines. Are you following the clues to the life you want? #travel #morningroutine #workout

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I am afraid

1w. Edited ⚫ #Witching Hour Winding Down the Witching Hour As we get closer to the end of the day, there's something magical about the quiet moments that follow the chaos. The "witching hour" isn't just for Halloween or tales of spooky spirits; it's a time of transformation, a chance to gather our thoughts, put the day's busyness to rest, and maybe, just maybe, let our imaginations wander a bit. Here's to those who embrace the witching hour, whatever it may mean to you. Whether it's a chance to unwind, dream big, or reflect, let's own it together. How do you wind down your day? #Evening Reflection #LinkedInCommunity #EmbraceTheMagic #LinkedInLunatics #HatTrick #B2B
1w. Edited ⚫ #Witching Hour Winding Down the Witching Hour As we get closer to the end of the day, there's something magical about the quiet moments that follow the chaos. The "witching hour" isn't just for Halloween or tales of spooky spirits; it's a time of transformation, a chance to gather our thoughts, put the day's busyness to rest, and maybe, just maybe, let our imaginations wander a bit. Here's to those who embrace the witching hour, whatever it may mean to you. Whether it's a chance to unwind, dream big, or reflect, let's own it together. How do you wind down your day? #Evening Reflection #LinkedInCommunity #EmbraceTheMagic #LinkedInLunatics #HatTrick #B2B

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WOKE

• Coach Dana Cavalea · 2nd + Follow New York Yankees, High Perform... Request services 4h This is what "woke-ism" looks like in the workplace. This will be handled "accordingly". Today 6:04 AM Hey Dana- sorry to bother you right now. But I'm gunna lose service where I'm going. Just wanted to let you and Lauren know I might not be in today. I shot a buck last night right before dark, tracked him for a while but was having a tough time finding blood in the dark so I'm going back out this morning to look for him. I apologize, I'll let you know what's up later. Thank you € 14 25 comments Like Comment Repost Send
• Coach Dana Cavalea · 2nd + Follow New York Yankees, High Perform... Request services 4h This is what "woke-ism" looks like in the workplace. This will be handled "accordingly". Today 6:04 AM Hey Dana- sorry to bother you right now. But I'm gunna lose service where I'm going. Just wanted to let you and Lauren know I might not be in today. I shot a buck last night right before dark, tracked him for a while but was having a tough time finding blood in the dark so I'm going back out this morning to look for him. I apologize, I'll let you know what's up later. Thank you € 14 25 comments Like Comment Repost Send

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Okay?

Chunxia Pi - 2nd Owner of Twilight Asian Massage... 2d. + Follow I have a feeling. My future son will be much more intelligent than Elon Musk's sons. Elon is Genius (IQ 160), my baby's father is genius too (IQ 180). The only difference is that I am Asian, my gene is totally different from my baby's father's gene (Caucasian). According to hybrid vigor theory, the genius gene will be more dominantly inherented. Mixed blood babies are more attractive, fertile, intelligent and athletic. 1 Like Comment Repost Send
Chunxia Pi - 2nd Owner of Twilight Asian Massage... 2d. + Follow I have a feeling. My future son will be much more intelligent than Elon Musk's sons. Elon is Genius (IQ 160), my baby's father is genius too (IQ 180). The only difference is that I am Asian, my gene is totally different from my baby's father's gene (Caucasian). According to hybrid vigor theory, the genius gene will be more dominantly inherented. Mixed blood babies are more attractive, fertile, intelligent and athletic. 1 Like Comment Repost Send

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Why WOULD you do that?

Marty Kausas • 2nd Co-Founder @ Pylon | Building the next Zendesk Visit my website 8h⚫ We used to live in our office. Most people reacted "why would you do that?" ...more Pylon CC 627 + Follow 94 comments · 3 reposts
Marty Kausas • 2nd Co-Founder @ Pylon | Building the next Zendesk Visit my website 8h⚫ We used to live in our office. Most people reacted "why would you do that?" ...more Pylon CC 627 + Follow 94 comments · 3 reposts

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Fake jobs

STOP SPAMMING US WITH RESUMES! obue. County THEN STOP POSTING FAKE JOBS! HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT THE MARKET IS LIKE IF WE DON'T POST FAKE JOBS?
STOP SPAMMING US WITH RESUMES! obue. County THEN STOP POSTING FAKE JOBS! HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT THE MARKET IS LIKE IF WE DON'T POST FAKE JOBS?

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That's just rude

You ⚫ 5:21 pm Hi Past interview Video interview on Indeed 10:15 to 10:30 AM EDT 10:12 am Today I waited online for 10 minutes. Thank you! You⚫ 10:18 am Hi The scheduled interview via Indeed says the interview starts at 10:15 AM.
You ⚫ 5:21 pm Hi Past interview Video interview on Indeed 10:15 to 10:30 AM EDT 10:12 am Today I waited online for 10 minutes. Thank you! You⚫ 10:18 am Hi The scheduled interview via Indeed says the interview starts at 10:15 AM.

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I'm sure they're happy

Aram Mughalyan in • 2:a Simplifying web3 for the 99% | Helping we... Skicka tjänsteförfrågan 1 v. + Följ Company: "You all need to come back to the office." Employees: "Can we keep some of our work from home perks?" Company: "Sure, but you need to work from the office." End result: Se översättning Weth Mageme 5.880 155 kommentarer . 49 ompubliceringar
Aram Mughalyan in • 2:a Simplifying web3 for the 99% | Helping we... Skicka tjänsteförfrågan 1 v. + Följ Company: "You all need to come back to the office." Employees: "Can we keep some of our work from home perks?" Company: "Sure, but you need to work from the office." End result: Se översättning Weth Mageme 5.880 155 kommentarer . 49 ompubliceringar

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Hustle bro discovers life

Sean Ward 2nd Executive VP @ CBRE | SoCal Industrial Request services 16h + Follow I think I stumbled upon a financial hack with huge upside. Took my family on an adventure to the mountains last weekend. We spent about $1,000 for a two night stay and some meals. We packed as much into two days as possible. Alpine slide, hot springs, national monument, hiked to three lakes, stargazing, etc. Now here's the hack... I was on a high from this trip and I told my buddy yesterday, "if someone offered me $20,000 I wouldn't trade the memories we made this weekend." Then it hit me. I got a 20x return on my money in two days. I'm not sure the annual rate of return, but it's a lot. Feeling inspired to seek new adventures with the family. Absolute highest ROI.
Sean Ward 2nd Executive VP @ CBRE | SoCal Industrial Request services 16h + Follow I think I stumbled upon a financial hack with huge upside. Took my family on an adventure to the mountains last weekend. We spent about $1,000 for a two night stay and some meals. We packed as much into two days as possible. Alpine slide, hot springs, national monument, hiked to three lakes, stargazing, etc. Now here's the hack... I was on a high from this trip and I told my buddy yesterday, "if someone offered me $20,000 I wouldn't trade the memories we made this weekend." Then it hit me. I got a 20x return on my money in two days. I'm not sure the annual rate of return, but it's a lot. Feeling inspired to seek new adventures with the family. Absolute highest ROI.

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That's weird

A + Follow Does your lawyer work out? Eat healthy? Abstain from smoking? Drink? Go ahead and ask! That's a 100% valid question. If your lawyer refuses to answer, that tells you all you need to know. When you hire a lawyer you are choosing someone to represent you through some of your most difficult days and decisions. Our trials go past midnight and prep work happens on nights/weekends/holidays. You're entitled to know whether your lawyer is likely to run out of steam mid way through trial. You're entitled to know whether your lawyer has healthy habits which would assist them with handling stress. The stats on lawyers and their physical and mental health are abysmal. If clients start demanding it, things will change. #health #familylaw #divorcelawyer #mentalhealth
A + Follow Does your lawyer work out? Eat healthy? Abstain from smoking? Drink? Go ahead and ask! That's a 100% valid question. If your lawyer refuses to answer, that tells you all you need to know. When you hire a lawyer you are choosing someone to represent you through some of your most difficult days and decisions. Our trials go past midnight and prep work happens on nights/weekends/holidays. You're entitled to know whether your lawyer is likely to run out of steam mid way through trial. You're entitled to know whether your lawyer has healthy habits which would assist them with handling stress. The stats on lawyers and their physical and mental health are abysmal. If clients start demanding it, things will change. #health #familylaw #divorcelawyer #mentalhealth

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Tough!

Hamish Tedeschi - 2nd VS BI Finding my way in software 4h.→ + Connect Imagine your employer went out to market, behind your back, interviewed and recruited a new employee. They then notified you that you were no longer required. You would be outraged - and rightly so IMHO. Now flip the script. It's common practice for an employee to do this. So why isn't there the same level outrage or expectation? #DonkOps
Hamish Tedeschi - 2nd VS BI Finding my way in software 4h.→ + Connect Imagine your employer went out to market, behind your back, interviewed and recruited a new employee. They then notified you that you were no longer required. You would be outraged - and rightly so IMHO. Now flip the script. It's common practice for an employee to do this. So why isn't there the same level outrage or expectation? #DonkOps

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Only for geniuses

Dino Dionne • 2nd + Follow Chief Executive Officer of Genesis Capital Group. Consigliere to some Very CoolPeople 13h Edited③ I give this test to everyone I interview. If you want the #Job, you have 3 seconds to provide the correct answer. You'd be surprised to hear all the ridiculous excuses I've heard from people who either gave me the wrong answer, or couldn't provide one! My 6-year old solved in 30 seconds. Only for Genius 3x3-3÷3+3 97 495 comments 3 reposts •
Dino Dionne • 2nd + Follow Chief Executive Officer of Genesis Capital Group. Consigliere to some Very CoolPeople 13h Edited③ I give this test to everyone I interview. If you want the #Job, you have 3 seconds to provide the correct answer. You'd be surprised to hear all the ridiculous excuses I've heard from people who either gave me the wrong answer, or couldn't provide one! My 6-year old solved in 30 seconds. Only for Genius 3x3-3÷3+3 97 495 comments 3 reposts •

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Unbelievable...

Maximilian Waldmann • 3rd+ Impact in Healthcare | Entrepreneur | Business Angel 1d Thursday evening, 18:28. Co-working space in Berlin - Dead. + Follow Everyone talks about how "hard" they're working & grinding - where them hustlers at?! I feel the current work ethic (definitely in Germany, Berlin in particular) is broken. We live in a time where people love to talk and post about the hustle, but when it comes down to actually putting in the hours, they're nowhere to be found. ☺ Especially atm where Europe is falling behind, should we out-perform and go full-throttle. Prosperity doesn't come from clocking out at 6 and pretending you've done something remarkable. It comes from showing up, staying late and going the extra mile - and yes, it's a tradeoff that hurts. C506 108 comments · 1 repost Reactions
Maximilian Waldmann • 3rd+ Impact in Healthcare | Entrepreneur | Business Angel 1d Thursday evening, 18:28. Co-working space in Berlin - Dead. + Follow Everyone talks about how "hard" they're working & grinding - where them hustlers at?! I feel the current work ethic (definitely in Germany, Berlin in particular) is broken. We live in a time where people love to talk and post about the hustle, but when it comes down to actually putting in the hours, they're nowhere to be found. ☺ Especially atm where Europe is falling behind, should we out-perform and go full-throttle. Prosperity doesn't come from clocking out at 6 and pretending you've done something remarkable. It comes from showing up, staying late and going the extra mile - and yes, it's a tradeoff that hurts. C506 108 comments · 1 repost Reactions

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Aw man

2nd CEO @MuseLab | Former Sr. Dir RelEng @ Salesforce.org... Book an appointment 1d. Today marks the first day of the next phase of my life + Follow I learned over the weekend that my almost 22 year marriage is ending, despite every effort I could muster to save it.
2nd CEO @MuseLab | Former Sr. Dir RelEng @ Salesforce.org... Book an appointment 1d. Today marks the first day of the next phase of my life + Follow I learned over the weekend that my almost 22 year marriage is ending, despite every effort I could muster to save it.

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