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always keep Just a game most 'wins' are actually meaningless. The real wins happen outside the game. This is me and my daughter in Shanghai. Definitely a "win". O Jack Johnson, 'My Little Girl' They say a daughter is a father's lover from his past life. This picture shows it's true The Bund Hey little girl, look what LollyDoll-you've done ♫ nd 5 others сс 小紅 2 comments

always keep Just a game most 'wins' are actually meaningless. The real wins happen outside the game. This is me and my daughter in Shanghai. Definitely a "win". O Jack Johnson, 'My Little Girl' They say a daughter is a father's lover from his past life. This picture shows it's true The Bund Hey little girl, look what LollyDoll-you've done ♫ nd 5 others сс 小紅 2 comments

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Can no one relax?

• 2nd + Follow We Run Ads @Run DMG | Performance Agency Owner | Scaling eC... Visit my website 6h I feel sorry for anyone that only started back at work today. 19% of January is already gone. 1.64% of the whole of 2025 is already gone. Time you'll never get back. Meanwhile, we started back at work on Thursday. That means we're 7% ahead of you for the month and .6% ahead for the year. My inbox is already clear. My mind is free. Winners win. Think about it. And drink water while you think because hydration is important. 34 Like → Comment Add a comment... Most relevant ▼ You 31 comments - 1 repost Repost Send This is great r/LinkedInLunatics fuel. Thanks! Like Reply now...

• 2nd + Follow We Run Ads @Run DMG | Performance Agency Owner | Scaling eC... Visit my website 6h I feel sorry for anyone that only started back at work today. 19% of January is already gone. 1.64% of the whole of 2025 is already gone. Time you'll never get back. Meanwhile, we started back at work on Thursday. That means we're 7% ahead of you for the month and .6% ahead for the year. My inbox is already clear. My mind is free. Winners win. Think about it. And drink water while you think because hydration is important. 34 Like → Comment Add a comment... Most relevant ▼ You 31 comments - 1 repost Repost Send This is great r/LinkedInLunatics fuel. Thanks! Like Reply now...

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Malicious compliance

Bryndis Henrikson ⚫ 3er+ CEO at We Work Remotely 1 semana → Be careful what you wish for... r/antiwork u/Very LargeMuffin • 3h + Seguir Not allowed to work from home so I don't My job recently told me that even during the snowstorm we got earlier this week, I am not allowed to work from home at all. Even though I work in IT and do everything remotely, they want me in the office. So I deleted Teams and my email off my phone. I am no longer available after hours. My boss tried to call me for something urgent last night and couldn't reach me. He asked why today and I explained to him what I was told. I am not allowed to work from home. Ce 1304 35 comentarios 25 veces compartido

Bryndis Henrikson ⚫ 3er+ CEO at We Work Remotely 1 semana → Be careful what you wish for... r/antiwork u/Very LargeMuffin • 3h + Seguir Not allowed to work from home so I don't My job recently told me that even during the snowstorm we got earlier this week, I am not allowed to work from home at all. Even though I work in IT and do everything remotely, they want me in the office. So I deleted Teams and my email off my phone. I am no longer available after hours. My boss tried to call me for something urgent last night and couldn't reach me. He asked why today and I explained to him what I was told. I am not allowed to work from home. Ce 1304 35 comentarios 25 veces compartido

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No comment...

cle Have you ever heard a crack head say: "I have no money, I'm not going to smoke today". No. They always find a way. Are you gonna let a crack head out hustle you today? - BMC Chronicle PROCRASTINATION IS FOR THE WEAK!

cle Have you ever heard a crack head say: "I have no money, I'm not going to smoke today". No. They always find a way. Are you gonna let a crack head out hustle you today? - BMC Chronicle PROCRASTINATION IS FOR THE WEAK!

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Why is this on LinkedIn?

2nd 10M+ Impressions | C.E.O. & M.D. at ... 5h What's the ideal age to get married?? + Follow biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never. C62 A and 44 others 4 comments e Like Comment Repost Share

2nd 10M+ Impressions | C.E.O. & M.D. at ... 5h What's the ideal age to get married?? + Follow biologically 15, socially 26, legally after 18, culturally 24-28, economically above 30 and logically never. C62 A and 44 others 4 comments e Like Comment Repost Share

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Sounds like he got ghosted

#HIRING Dr. Alok Kashyap • 2nd Founder & CEO -Yatiken Software ... Book an appointment 2h Edited Warning: Unprofessional Conduct Alert + Follow Hiring is a mutual commitment, and it's disheartening when candidates fail to uphold basic professionalism. Yash Gupta, a Mobile App Developer at Macrew Technologies Pvt. Ltd., showcased an alarming lack of respect during his interview process with us. Post-interview, he displayed rude behavior, ignored follow-up communications, and failed to respond to calls, reflecting a complete disregard for our time and efforts. His poor presentation skills, money-driven mindset, and ineffective communication further highlighted his unsuitability for professional collaboration.

#HIRING Dr. Alok Kashyap • 2nd Founder & CEO -Yatiken Software ... Book an appointment 2h Edited Warning: Unprofessional Conduct Alert + Follow Hiring is a mutual commitment, and it's disheartening when candidates fail to uphold basic professionalism. Yash Gupta, a Mobile App Developer at Macrew Technologies Pvt. Ltd., showcased an alarming lack of respect during his interview process with us. Post-interview, he displayed rude behavior, ignored follow-up communications, and failed to respond to calls, reflecting a complete disregard for our time and efforts. His poor presentation skills, money-driven mindset, and ineffective communication further highlighted his unsuitability for professional collaboration.

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Yikes

= Hindustan Times 100 Subscribe 'How long can you stare at your wife?': L&T chairman says he wants employees to work on Sunday too By Sanya Jain X Jan 09, 2025 11:12 AM IST go The chairman of Larsen & Toubro, SN Subrahmanyan, has come under fire for saying that employees should work 90 hours a week.

= Hindustan Times 100 Subscribe 'How long can you stare at your wife?': L&T chairman says he wants employees to work on Sunday too By Sanya Jain X Jan 09, 2025 11:12 AM IST go The chairman of Larsen & Toubro, SN Subrahmanyan, has come under fire for saying that employees should work 90 hours a week.

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Bad take

David Weinstein • 2nd . + Follow Principal @ Brookshire | MBA 1d. CEOs are some of the lowest paid people on earth, when income is calculated as a percentage of value created. For example, a minimum wage worker costs a company 35,000 per year, and may only add 50-75k in value, or 50% ratio. Jamie Dimon, for example, cost chase $46mm in 23, and added 98b in value. Or 0.046% ratio CCO 28 10 comments Like → Comment Useful tips Interesting Add a comment... Repost Send Insightful Love this I agree > Most relevant ▾ Dean Burley 3rd+ Carpet Estimator / Washed Up Wrestler / Jiu Jitsu Coach This might be the worst take I've ever seen in my entire life Like 1 Reply Brandon Conrad • 2nd Real Estate Development Manager 13m 1h Looks like LinkedIn is just becoming Facebook for people with 9-5s. Zero substance in this post. Like 2 Reply System S

David Weinstein • 2nd . + Follow Principal @ Brookshire | MBA 1d. CEOs are some of the lowest paid people on earth, when income is calculated as a percentage of value created. For example, a minimum wage worker costs a company 35,000 per year, and may only add 50-75k in value, or 50% ratio. Jamie Dimon, for example, cost chase $46mm in 23, and added 98b in value. Or 0.046% ratio CCO 28 10 comments Like → Comment Useful tips Interesting Add a comment... Repost Send Insightful Love this I agree > Most relevant ▾ Dean Burley 3rd+ Carpet Estimator / Washed Up Wrestler / Jiu Jitsu Coach This might be the worst take I've ever seen in my entire life Like 1 Reply Brandon Conrad • 2nd Real Estate Development Manager 13m 1h Looks like LinkedIn is just becoming Facebook for people with 9-5s. Zero substance in this post. Like 2 Reply System S

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Never miss leg day

We're thrilled to announce new leadership roles ...more

We're thrilled to announce new leadership roles ...more

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Cringing

Nick Bhavsar • 3rd+ Al-powered GTM Management | Co-fo... Request services 1d. + Follow Dad, what even is B2B? My teenage son asked... Challenge accepted. I decided to explain the world of B2B in his native language: Gen Z slang. . • Low key (subtly or secretly): When companies "low key" flex their only enterprise client to win over their next enterprise client. • No cap (for real): When every vendor promises their platform will actually increase your revenue. ⚫ Rizz (charisma): When your AE starts a pitch with, "We're not just selling software; we're selling peace of mind" • Drip (style or swag): When a company's trade show booth is decked out with free coffee and breakfast tacos. • ⚫ Sus (suspicious): When your competitor steals your homepage headline. •W (a win): When the prospect accidentally sends an internal slack during a zoom pitch saying, "this platform is awesome" and you can see it on their screen share. ⚫L (a loss): When you realize halfway through the demo. that you're sharing the wrong screen. After I finished, he just stared at me and said, "So B2B is, like, adulting, but for companies?" Exactly.

Nick Bhavsar • 3rd+ Al-powered GTM Management | Co-fo... Request services 1d. + Follow Dad, what even is B2B? My teenage son asked... Challenge accepted. I decided to explain the world of B2B in his native language: Gen Z slang. . • Low key (subtly or secretly): When companies "low key" flex their only enterprise client to win over their next enterprise client. • No cap (for real): When every vendor promises their platform will actually increase your revenue. ⚫ Rizz (charisma): When your AE starts a pitch with, "We're not just selling software; we're selling peace of mind" • Drip (style or swag): When a company's trade show booth is decked out with free coffee and breakfast tacos. • ⚫ Sus (suspicious): When your competitor steals your homepage headline. •W (a win): When the prospect accidentally sends an internal slack during a zoom pitch saying, "this platform is awesome" and you can see it on their screen share. ⚫L (a loss): When you realize halfway through the demo. that you're sharing the wrong screen. After I finished, he just stared at me and said, "So B2B is, like, adulting, but for companies?" Exactly.

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Stop it

Rapid Startup Scaling ✓ ex-Chief People ... 3h . The best marriages have a CEO and a COO. The CEO: → Sets long-term family goals and aspirations. →>> -> Maps out steps to achieve dreams. Negotiates and represents the couple in their interests. The COO: -> Manages daily routines, budgets, and tasks. → Handles transportation and scheduling. -> Tracks and maintains household. Building a foundation for life and love is not all that different than a business or organization. And the best way to thrive is if each team member brings their own unique strengths. Jennifer and I definitely fill each of these roles. Guess who is the CEO?

Rapid Startup Scaling ✓ ex-Chief People ... 3h . The best marriages have a CEO and a COO. The CEO: → Sets long-term family goals and aspirations. →>> -> Maps out steps to achieve dreams. Negotiates and represents the couple in their interests. The COO: -> Manages daily routines, budgets, and tasks. → Handles transportation and scheduling. -> Tracks and maintains household. Building a foundation for life and love is not all that different than a business or organization. And the best way to thrive is if each team member brings their own unique strengths. Jennifer and I definitely fill each of these roles. Guess who is the CEO?

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Genius

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Okay buddy

Al startup advisor 'force multiplier' whose superpower... View my services 18m. I'm 69 yo with weight between 165 - 170 lbs with 31 inch waist for 50 years due to mediterranean diet, athlete from high school into adult life, work out every day, still have 6 pack abs and cut and in great health Net Net: my biological age is 20 -25 years younger Cheers...Steve

Al startup advisor 'force multiplier' whose superpower... View my services 18m. I'm 69 yo with weight between 165 - 170 lbs with 31 inch waist for 50 years due to mediterranean diet, athlete from high school into adult life, work out every day, still have 6 pack abs and cut and in great health Net Net: my biological age is 20 -25 years younger Cheers...Steve

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Why not?

Founder @ unfiltered rec (Rec2Rec - Dubai &... Visit my website 1w → If you get too drunk and embarrass yourself at the Christmas Party, instead of going back to work, why not just run away and move to Dubai? Message unfiltered rec & we'll sort you out with a new job for Jan in Dubai or London. Y

Founder @ unfiltered rec (Rec2Rec - Dubai &... Visit my website 1w → If you get too drunk and embarrass yourself at the Christmas Party, instead of going back to work, why not just run away and move to Dubai? Message unfiltered rec & we'll sort you out with a new job for Jan in Dubai or London. Y

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She just doesn't get it

Tom Orbach. You Head of Growth Marketing @ Wiz | Forbes 30 Under 30 | Try my free new... View my newsletter 12h → OH. MY. GOSH. I'm *super* honored to announce here on LinkedIn that I have paid a Fiverr designer to photoshop my face into a Times Square billboard RIOTT LIQUIS MARRIOTT MARQUIS AWARDS BEST MARKETER 2024 FLOOR 1960 CUADO NEILL NOR with Tom Orbach MARRIOTT MARQUIS TOM ORBACH MARRIOTT MARRIOTT MARQUIS 6 Blaine McNutt and 1,021 others A M Mobile 81 comments · 1 repost •

Tom Orbach. You Head of Growth Marketing @ Wiz | Forbes 30 Under 30 | Try my free new... View my newsletter 12h → OH. MY. GOSH. I'm *super* honored to announce here on LinkedIn that I have paid a Fiverr designer to photoshop my face into a Times Square billboard RIOTT LIQUIS MARRIOTT MARQUIS AWARDS BEST MARKETER 2024 FLOOR 1960 CUADO NEILL NOR with Tom Orbach MARRIOTT MARQUIS TOM ORBACH MARRIOTT MARRIOTT MARQUIS 6 Blaine McNutt and 1,021 others A M Mobile 81 comments · 1 repost •

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Had me for a second

Nazuk Jain. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I could have all these by age 33: - My home paid off - A 6 figure passive income - vacation home by the beach - A chef for home-cooked meals - Paid off Tesla and yep I was right, I don't have any of those. okay bye! back to work. You and 334 comments

Nazuk Jain. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I could have all these by age 33: - My home paid off - A 6 figure passive income - vacation home by the beach - A chef for home-cooked meals - Paid off Tesla and yep I was right, I don't have any of those. okay bye! back to work. You and 334 comments

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