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Jessica D. Winder • 2nd + Follow ค Head of Talent @ Tailscale | Startup Advisor | Author of "The... Visit my website 16h HR isn't your friend. But neither is finance, sales, marketing or any other department. We all work for the company. Make friends elsewhere, k thanks! #humanresource #corporateculture #worldofwork 1,029 87 comments • 20 reposts
Jessica D. Winder • 2nd + Follow ค Head of Talent @ Tailscale | Startup Advisor | Author of "The... Visit my website 16h HR isn't your friend. But neither is finance, sales, marketing or any other department. We all work for the company. Make friends elsewhere, k thanks! #humanresource #corporateculture #worldofwork 1,029 87 comments • 20 reposts

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Uhh, okay

Shaun King 3rd+ Founder & Executive Director of ... 3h. + Follow I'd like to form a robust pro-bono legal team to work on defamation cases of people promoting complete fabrications about me. It's libel and slander. I need to be able to focus on my work while a legal team pursues our options. Message me here on LinkedIn if you are interested. Thank you. Shaun C&O 108 • 5 comments · 10 reposts
Shaun King 3rd+ Founder & Executive Director of ... 3h. + Follow I'd like to form a robust pro-bono legal team to work on defamation cases of people promoting complete fabrications about me. It's libel and slander. I need to be able to focus on my work while a legal team pursues our options. Message me here on LinkedIn if you are interested. Thank you. Shaun C&O 108 • 5 comments · 10 reposts

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That definitely happened

Vivian U. (She/Her) • 3rd+ Staff Product Designer at Instawork 2d. It finally happened. My 6-year-old was called the word "bossy." It happened when I was getting her ready for the day. She said, "Mommy, you're being bossy." I calmly replied, "I'm not being bossy, I'm giving you instructions." Then we talked about how it had never been in her vocabulary, and I asked if someone called her that. After a few minutes, with tears in her eyes, she shared how her classmates called her "bossy" when she was trying to remind them of the teacher's instructions. I said, "I'm sorry they called you that. You were trying to be helpful, and those are actually skills of a CEO." "What is a CEO?" she asked. "It's the boss of a big company," I replied. With bright eyes and a huge smile she exclaimed, "A boss?!!!" During our commute, she sang over and over again, "I'm gonna be a B-O-S-S." Folks, I think she found her calling. #leanin #changethenarrative Takeaways What is a CEO? How can be
Vivian U. (She/Her) • 3rd+ Staff Product Designer at Instawork 2d. It finally happened. My 6-year-old was called the word "bossy." It happened when I was getting her ready for the day. She said, "Mommy, you're being bossy." I calmly replied, "I'm not being bossy, I'm giving you instructions." Then we talked about how it had never been in her vocabulary, and I asked if someone called her that. After a few minutes, with tears in her eyes, she shared how her classmates called her "bossy" when she was trying to remind them of the teacher's instructions. I said, "I'm sorry they called you that. You were trying to be helpful, and those are actually skills of a CEO." "What is a CEO?" she asked. "It's the boss of a big company," I replied. With bright eyes and a huge smile she exclaimed, "A boss?!!!" During our commute, she sang over and over again, "I'm gonna be a B-O-S-S." Folks, I think she found her calling. #leanin #changethenarrative Takeaways What is a CEO? How can be

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They got busted

Simon Startup CEO Building software for creators & marketers 14h. My team is fully remote and meetingless. Communication is 95% written. This comes with some huge benefits: → We can revisit conversations easily. → Misunderstandings are way less likely. + Follow → Conversations easily turn into docs & internal wikis. Our output is 10x higher than most startup teams (of similar size) I've worked with in the past ✓ COO 3,704 P Like 238 comments 60 reposts Comment Repost Send Sonny 1st Marine Corps Veteran | CEO @ Actuate | Tech Entr... Your company has one employee on LinkedIn - you.
Simon Startup CEO Building software for creators & marketers 14h. My team is fully remote and meetingless. Communication is 95% written. This comes with some huge benefits: → We can revisit conversations easily. → Misunderstandings are way less likely. + Follow → Conversations easily turn into docs & internal wikis. Our output is 10x higher than most startup teams (of similar size) I've worked with in the past ✓ COO 3,704 P Like 238 comments 60 reposts Comment Repost Send Sonny 1st Marine Corps Veteran | CEO @ Actuate | Tech Entr... Your company has one employee on LinkedIn - you.

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That's awkward

Jason A. Whitlock 2nd Developer of People Mindset - Growth - and Business Sales.... 1d → + Follow Hey friends and associates! Actively looking for a new job asap. Was let go from mine today. Any help or direction or contacts would be greatly appreciated at this point. Will refrain from talking about the reasons for my departure from Abstrakt on Social Media. Happy to have conversations in private with people. But please, if anyone has any friends hiring or you are hiring please message me! Thanks in advance! 3 2 comments Reactions Like Add a comment... Most relevant ▾ Scott Scully - 1st Comment Repost Send CEO Abstrakt - Providing Sales Development and Lead Generation So... A pretty unprofessional post Mr Whitlock. I hope you make better decisions going forward. Eric Watkins Like 1 Reply 1 Reply 1d... Jason A. Whitlock Author Developer of People - Mindset - Growth- and Business Sales... 1d... Was not mean to be unprofessional. Not sure how it was either. I simply put that so that people do not comment asking what happened on a public post. As everyone's percepti...see more Like Reply
Jason A. Whitlock 2nd Developer of People Mindset - Growth - and Business Sales.... 1d → + Follow Hey friends and associates! Actively looking for a new job asap. Was let go from mine today. Any help or direction or contacts would be greatly appreciated at this point. Will refrain from talking about the reasons for my departure from Abstrakt on Social Media. Happy to have conversations in private with people. But please, if anyone has any friends hiring or you are hiring please message me! Thanks in advance! 3 2 comments Reactions Like Add a comment... Most relevant ▾ Scott Scully - 1st Comment Repost Send CEO Abstrakt - Providing Sales Development and Lead Generation So... A pretty unprofessional post Mr Whitlock. I hope you make better decisions going forward. Eric Watkins Like 1 Reply 1 Reply 1d... Jason A. Whitlock Author Developer of People - Mindset - Growth- and Business Sales... 1d... Was not mean to be unprofessional. Not sure how it was either. I simply put that so that people do not comment asking what happened on a public post. As everyone's percepti...see more Like Reply

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Too Early

Rob • 3rd+ + Follow CEO at KingSett Capital 3h. Edited. Please tell me this isn't serious. If you can't handle an 8am meeting or get "sleep stress" by having to wake up early (as Jake Rudy remarks in this article) then you're really not cut out for the real world. We've got to toughen up (to the extent having to wake up for an 8am meeting can even be regarded as "tough" in the first place). 10 9 1 2 3 4 Is It Ever OK to Have an 8 a.m. Meeting? wsj.com Subscription may be required 6210 39 comments 4 reposts A Like Comment Repost Send
Rob • 3rd+ + Follow CEO at KingSett Capital 3h. Edited. Please tell me this isn't serious. If you can't handle an 8am meeting or get "sleep stress" by having to wake up early (as Jake Rudy remarks in this article) then you're really not cut out for the real world. We've got to toughen up (to the extent having to wake up for an 8am meeting can even be regarded as "tough" in the first place). 10 9 1 2 3 4 Is It Ever OK to Have an 8 a.m. Meeting? wsj.com Subscription may be required 6210 39 comments 4 reposts A Like Comment Repost Send

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What

BREAK ALL THE RULES! I show business leaders 7h⚫ We are in the ER. Our 2-month-old Grandson is struggling to breathe. Here's what I do... I hyper-focused on everything. Words. Smells. Monitors. Expressions. Mico-expressions. Every sense is functioning at 1,000%. Why such hyper focus? Besides my intense interest in our grandson' wellbeing... It's what I do. It's the way my brain is wired. I consume all available info. Extract every ounce of meaning. Ask probing questions. Consider implications and scenarios. Then... Envision options that favor MY desired outcomes. Imagine this kind of focus on your business.
BREAK ALL THE RULES! I show business leaders 7h⚫ We are in the ER. Our 2-month-old Grandson is struggling to breathe. Here's what I do... I hyper-focused on everything. Words. Smells. Monitors. Expressions. Mico-expressions. Every sense is functioning at 1,000%. Why such hyper focus? Besides my intense interest in our grandson' wellbeing... It's what I do. It's the way my brain is wired. I consume all available info. Extract every ounce of meaning. Ask probing questions. Consider implications and scenarios. Then... Envision options that favor MY desired outcomes. Imagine this kind of focus on your business.

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"Accidentally"

Oksana Chausova • 3rd+ Partner/Principal at EY| Americas Global Client... 11mo-> + Follow At EY, we encourage our professionals to think outside of the box. This week, we have engaged EY LA Business Transformation community to visit the Getty Center. Seeing ART might influence our entrepreneur's spirit even more. Really recommend to stop by the gardens. I was taking a picture of one of the Impressionist paintings and accidentally reversed the camera focus ... full time job being a nerd.. OYHOT གས༦
Oksana Chausova • 3rd+ Partner/Principal at EY| Americas Global Client... 11mo-> + Follow At EY, we encourage our professionals to think outside of the box. This week, we have engaged EY LA Business Transformation community to visit the Getty Center. Seeing ART might influence our entrepreneur's spirit even more. Really recommend to stop by the gardens. I was taking a picture of one of the Impressionist paintings and accidentally reversed the camera focus ... full time job being a nerd.. OYHOT གས༦

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Oh Please

Callum McPhilbin • 2nd Director & Co-Founder @ Equanimity Search | Rec2Rec 6d Edited ① • + Follow Here's a list of my favourite Gen Z email sign-offs: 1. Keep slayin', 2. Peace and pixels, 3. All the emojis, 4. Live, laugh, leave me alone, 5. Later skater, 6. Until the Wi-Fi dies, 7. Stay woke, 8. ChatGPToyoulater, 10. Lukewarm regards, 11. Keep it 100, 12. Happy scrolling, 13. Slay, serve, survive, 14. No cap, 15. Out of office but not out of memes, 16. Sending virtual confetti, 17. Stay litty, 18. Ctrl+Alt+Del-ivering my exit, 19. Al and byeee, 20. Skrrrt, Anymore to add?
Callum McPhilbin • 2nd Director & Co-Founder @ Equanimity Search | Rec2Rec 6d Edited ① • + Follow Here's a list of my favourite Gen Z email sign-offs: 1. Keep slayin', 2. Peace and pixels, 3. All the emojis, 4. Live, laugh, leave me alone, 5. Later skater, 6. Until the Wi-Fi dies, 7. Stay woke, 8. ChatGPToyoulater, 10. Lukewarm regards, 11. Keep it 100, 12. Happy scrolling, 13. Slay, serve, survive, 14. No cap, 15. Out of office but not out of memes, 16. Sending virtual confetti, 17. Stay litty, 18. Ctrl+Alt+Del-ivering my exit, 19. Al and byeee, 20. Skrrrt, Anymore to add?

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LinkedIn is King

Annie Moore • 3rd+ Senior Director of Digital @ Dezenhall Resources... 3d + Follow Imagine this: Two candidates walk into an interview. Both have stellar resumes, Ivy League education, and glowing references. But here's the catch - one has a strong Linkedin presence, leading discussions, sharing insights, and actively contributing to their industry's community. The other? Radio silence on social media. In today's hiring landscape, the game has changed. Founders and executives aren't just hunting for talent; they're scouting for brand amplifiers on LinkedIn. They seek individuals who not only fill a role but also elevate their brand, attract top-tier talent, and secure their spot as category leaders. It's not about being the loudest in the room but the most thoughtful, the one who adds real value. Create. Share. Engage. Transform your presence into your most powerful asset. COO 23 5 comments
Annie Moore • 3rd+ Senior Director of Digital @ Dezenhall Resources... 3d + Follow Imagine this: Two candidates walk into an interview. Both have stellar resumes, Ivy League education, and glowing references. But here's the catch - one has a strong Linkedin presence, leading discussions, sharing insights, and actively contributing to their industry's community. The other? Radio silence on social media. In today's hiring landscape, the game has changed. Founders and executives aren't just hunting for talent; they're scouting for brand amplifiers on LinkedIn. They seek individuals who not only fill a role but also elevate their brand, attract top-tier talent, and secure their spot as category leaders. It's not about being the loudest in the room but the most thoughtful, the one who adds real value. Create. Share. Engage. Transform your presence into your most powerful asset. COO 23 5 comments

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Not Everything Needs to Be on LinkedIn

2d. This is harsh reality for a lot of us. Yes, the pay may be good, but at what cost? It rips me apart when he cries and says, "daddy please don't go to work." I only hope that, one day, my kids realize that what I do is 100% for them and 0% for me. As hard as it seems on them, I can guarantee that it's 5 times harder on me.
2d. This is harsh reality for a lot of us. Yes, the pay may be good, but at what cost? It rips me apart when he cries and says, "daddy please don't go to work." I only hope that, one day, my kids realize that what I do is 100% for them and 0% for me. As hard as it seems on them, I can guarantee that it's 5 times harder on me.

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Toughen Up

Rob Kumer • 3rd+ CEO at KingSett Capital 3h Edited③ + Follow Please tell me this isn't serious. If you can't handle an 8am meeting or get "sleep stress" by having to wake up early (as Jake Rudy remarks in this article) then you're really not cut out for the real world. We've got to toughen up (to the extent having to wake up for an 8am meeting can even be regarded as "tough" in the first place). 10 9 12 1 2 3 8 6 Is It Ever OK to Have an 8 a.m. Meeting? wsj.com⚫ Subscription may be required CG 210 39 comments 4 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Rob Kumer • 3rd+ CEO at KingSett Capital 3h Edited③ + Follow Please tell me this isn't serious. If you can't handle an 8am meeting or get "sleep stress" by having to wake up early (as Jake Rudy remarks in this article) then you're really not cut out for the real world. We've got to toughen up (to the extent having to wake up for an 8am meeting can even be regarded as "tough" in the first place). 10 9 12 1 2 3 8 6 Is It Ever OK to Have an 8 a.m. Meeting? wsj.com⚫ Subscription may be required CG 210 39 comments 4 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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This Guy's Smart

Today, while indulging in an episode of Schitt's Creek, I found myself immersed in the storyline, only to realize I had inadvertently skipped ahead to Season 5, Episode 9. My flatmate, who had already seen the series, pointed out my oversight. Reflecting on this moment, I realized how my career as a strategy consultant has influenced this ability to quickly grasp complex narratives and dynamics. Much like navigating the intricate plotlines of a television series, strategy consultants immerse themselves in understanding the storyline, roles, and characters of their clients' businesses, even when they're several seasons into their journey. Despite joining at their 'Nth season,' consultants approach each project with fresh eyes, aiming to craft a compelling narrative for the client's future success. This parallel between my leisurely TV viewing and my professional role reminded me of the unique perspective and skills consultants bring to the table. #Strategy Consulting #BusinessInsights #Schitts Creek" accenture
Today, while indulging in an episode of Schitt's Creek, I found myself immersed in the storyline, only to realize I had inadvertently skipped ahead to Season 5, Episode 9. My flatmate, who had already seen the series, pointed out my oversight. Reflecting on this moment, I realized how my career as a strategy consultant has influenced this ability to quickly grasp complex narratives and dynamics. Much like navigating the intricate plotlines of a television series, strategy consultants immerse themselves in understanding the storyline, roles, and characters of their clients' businesses, even when they're several seasons into their journey. Despite joining at their 'Nth season,' consultants approach each project with fresh eyes, aiming to craft a compelling narrative for the client's future success. This parallel between my leisurely TV viewing and my professional role reminded me of the unique perspective and skills consultants bring to the table. #Strategy Consulting #BusinessInsights #Schitts Creek" accenture

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Suuure

Aaron H. 3rd+ • Senior Recruiter @ Tesla 1d + Follow If you receive a message from a recruiter that says "Hi {Candidate Name}", Don't flip out. The recruiter cares about your name and they didn't type that on purpose. Their automation tool failed and they likely do not know that it has failed. Here is a proper response: "Hey Recruiter, thanks for the message. I'd love to learn more about the position. Looking forward to speaking with you. As a heads up, your message says 'Hi Candidate Name,' instead of my name." Technology is amazing, but it's not perfect. Let's give some slack. #AARonThoughts #hiring #recruitment #candidateexperience C♡ 2,043 212 comments • 26 reposts
Aaron H. 3rd+ • Senior Recruiter @ Tesla 1d + Follow If you receive a message from a recruiter that says "Hi {Candidate Name}", Don't flip out. The recruiter cares about your name and they didn't type that on purpose. Their automation tool failed and they likely do not know that it has failed. Here is a proper response: "Hey Recruiter, thanks for the message. I'd love to learn more about the position. Looking forward to speaking with you. As a heads up, your message says 'Hi Candidate Name,' instead of my name." Technology is amazing, but it's not perfect. Let's give some slack. #AARonThoughts #hiring #recruitment #candidateexperience C♡ 2,043 212 comments • 26 reposts

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Beating the System

+ Follow Visit my website 2d We live in a society where people JUDGE you for making your own coffee. In my early career, I went broke buying Starbucks, just for show. But then I had an idea I went onto eBay and purchased 500 used Starbucks cups. Then every morning before work, I'd pour my homemade coffee into a Starbucks cup. And just like that... it worked, and I continued to get the respect I needed. And how did I get out of my debt? I'd also tell my coworkers I was "at Starbucks," and if they wanted anything they could Venmo me. How have you beaten the system?
+ Follow Visit my website 2d We live in a society where people JUDGE you for making your own coffee. In my early career, I went broke buying Starbucks, just for show. But then I had an idea I went onto eBay and purchased 500 used Starbucks cups. Then every morning before work, I'd pour my homemade coffee into a Starbucks cup. And just like that... it worked, and I continued to get the respect I needed. And how did I get out of my debt? I'd also tell my coworkers I was "at Starbucks," and if they wanted anything they could Venmo me. How have you beaten the system?

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What

BREAK ALL THE RULES! I show business leaders ho... 7h- We are in the ER. Our 2-month-old Grandson is struggling to breathe. Here's what I do... I hyper-focused on everything. Words. Smells. Monitors. Expressions. Mico-expressions. Every sense is functioning at 1,000%. Why such hyper focus? Besides my intense interest in our grandson' wellbeing... It's what I do. It's the way my brain is wired. I consume all available info. Extract every ounce of meaning. Ask probing questions. Consider implications and scenarios. Then... Envision options that favor MY desired outcomes. Imagine this kind of focus on your business.
BREAK ALL THE RULES! I show business leaders ho... 7h- We are in the ER. Our 2-month-old Grandson is struggling to breathe. Here's what I do... I hyper-focused on everything. Words. Smells. Monitors. Expressions. Mico-expressions. Every sense is functioning at 1,000%. Why such hyper focus? Besides my intense interest in our grandson' wellbeing... It's what I do. It's the way my brain is wired. I consume all available info. Extract every ounce of meaning. Ask probing questions. Consider implications and scenarios. Then... Envision options that favor MY desired outcomes. Imagine this kind of focus on your business.

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