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Skaven Are Not Real, Part 2

O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)12:43:12 No.57411305 >>57410515 It just so happens that I found some 8 pointed symbols in your manor house. You are a witch. Time to be burned. O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)12:52:34 No.57411402 File: emperor karl franz.jpg (187 KB, 1280x1024) >>57408867 I am Emperor Karl Franz, and I declare the Skaven threat to be real. No Chaos creature shall walk in this Sigmar-blessed land, no matter if underground or abovel O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)13:00:28 No.57411508 >>57411402 Yeah, of course you'd say thatl Just wanna put more "state" guardsmen in Middenland, huh? Looking out for your stinkin' rats, though we all know what you're tryinga sniff outl We don't need your proclamations or your precious Sigmar, boy, Ulric and good honest steel's good enough for us! O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)13:16:26 No.57411756 File: witch_hunter_by_dukeiam-d(.).jpg (541 KB, 600x872) >>57411508 Directly referring to your Emperor in such a disrespectful manner is a most grave crime to the Empire's godly order. You are coming with me. onymous 01/13/18(Sat)14:58:09 No.57413360 File: Sir Harumphington the thirdjpg (241 KB, 754x1060) >>57411402 But of course my liege. As a loyal and diligent servant, I will endeavour to carry out your majesty's orders to the best of my ability. I shall add it to my list of duties and will, very soon, start work at rooting out this rat-man menace. The proud Harumphington line has yet to let down our most glorious leader and I most certainly do not plan to start today. As a side note sire, there has been a minor sickness in the area which causes sufferers to enter a short period of delirium. Not that I am implying your humours are out of balance of course, it's just that one can never be too careful with ones own health, can they now? I can assure you sire that my own personal physicians are more than up to the task if you have any worries what so ever. >>57411305 That's a dining plate, you illiterate buffoon. Then again I suppose people like you just feed out of troughs or with those grimy, little hands of yours. Because of this, I will forgive you your ignorance this once. Now, leave this place and return to your hovel; unless you want me to send some men to escort you out.
O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)12:43:12 No.57411305 >>57410515 It just so happens that I found some 8 pointed symbols in your manor house. You are a witch. Time to be burned. O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)12:52:34 No.57411402 File: emperor karl franz.jpg (187 KB, 1280x1024) >>57408867 I am Emperor Karl Franz, and I declare the Skaven threat to be real. No Chaos creature shall walk in this Sigmar-blessed land, no matter if underground or abovel O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)13:00:28 No.57411508 >>57411402 Yeah, of course you'd say thatl Just wanna put more "state" guardsmen in Middenland, huh? Looking out for your stinkin' rats, though we all know what you're tryinga sniff outl We don't need your proclamations or your precious Sigmar, boy, Ulric and good honest steel's good enough for us! O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)13:16:26 No.57411756 File: witch_hunter_by_dukeiam-d(.).jpg (541 KB, 600x872) >>57411508 Directly referring to your Emperor in such a disrespectful manner is a most grave crime to the Empire's godly order. You are coming with me. onymous 01/13/18(Sat)14:58:09 No.57413360 File: Sir Harumphington the thirdjpg (241 KB, 754x1060) >>57411402 But of course my liege. As a loyal and diligent servant, I will endeavour to carry out your majesty's orders to the best of my ability. I shall add it to my list of duties and will, very soon, start work at rooting out this rat-man menace. The proud Harumphington line has yet to let down our most glorious leader and I most certainly do not plan to start today. As a side note sire, there has been a minor sickness in the area which causes sufferers to enter a short period of delirium. Not that I am implying your humours are out of balance of course, it's just that one can never be too careful with ones own health, can they now? I can assure you sire that my own personal physicians are more than up to the task if you have any worries what so ever. >>57411305 That's a dining plate, you illiterate buffoon. Then again I suppose people like you just feed out of troughs or with those grimy, little hands of yours. Because of this, I will forgive you your ignorance this once. Now, leave this place and return to your hovel; unless you want me to send some men to escort you out.

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Skaven Are Not Real

File: Sir Harumphington.jpg (18 KB, 300x300) O Skaven aren't real Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)09:08:27 No.57408867 Archived I have been hearing a lot of talk about Skaven lately and it's all balderdash. All of it. Honestly. Rat-men. In the sewers. What sort of simpletons are you? How can you fall for such childish rumours? Do not tell me you were taking that utter drivel that dribbles out of those drunken dwarfen louts at the tavern seriously. They have probably spent so long crawling through those dirty little holes of theirs, that the lack of air and having your face right in front of another dirty scoundrel's posterior has made them soft in the head. What proof do you even have that these "Skaven" exist. Chicken scratches on a drain cover? Peasants going missing? Vermin becoming more common? Bah, there is a hundred and one ways to explain any one of those events. You are just completely delusional. Skaven. Are not. Real. O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)11:04:23 No.57409985 File: skavenscribe png (414 KB, 712x565) "Yes-yes we should all believe the mighty Skaven of the Under Empire do not exist. This is correct fellow man-things." O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)11:08:34 No.57410036 File: 589d8c82cdef073ad3d4c0ee2(.).png (2.8 MB, 1233x1800) >>57408867 "Questioning my authority? Perhaps I should throw YOU on the pyre as well, we'll see how far your doubt lasts while burning atop the smoldering corpses of a hundred, foul, ratsl" O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)11:46:21 No.57410515 File: Sir Harumphington the second.jpg (18 KB, 236x339) >>57410036 You forget yourself sir! Even one as esteemed as yourself cannot go around making such declarations to a noble, such as myself, without evidence. But as I am a loyal and law abiding citizen of this glorious empire, I shall go back on my words if you can prove beyond a shadow of the doubt that Skaven exist. Take as much time as you want honourable sir, I will continue to go about my daily duties in the meantime. >>57409985 See, even this Bretonnian peasant, ill-bred and wretched as he is, can see the folly in this "Skaven" nonsense.
File: Sir Harumphington.jpg (18 KB, 300x300) O Skaven aren't real Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)09:08:27 No.57408867 Archived I have been hearing a lot of talk about Skaven lately and it's all balderdash. All of it. Honestly. Rat-men. In the sewers. What sort of simpletons are you? How can you fall for such childish rumours? Do not tell me you were taking that utter drivel that dribbles out of those drunken dwarfen louts at the tavern seriously. They have probably spent so long crawling through those dirty little holes of theirs, that the lack of air and having your face right in front of another dirty scoundrel's posterior has made them soft in the head. What proof do you even have that these "Skaven" exist. Chicken scratches on a drain cover? Peasants going missing? Vermin becoming more common? Bah, there is a hundred and one ways to explain any one of those events. You are just completely delusional. Skaven. Are not. Real. O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)11:04:23 No.57409985 File: skavenscribe png (414 KB, 712x565) "Yes-yes we should all believe the mighty Skaven of the Under Empire do not exist. This is correct fellow man-things." O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)11:08:34 No.57410036 File: 589d8c82cdef073ad3d4c0ee2(.).png (2.8 MB, 1233x1800) >>57408867 "Questioning my authority? Perhaps I should throw YOU on the pyre as well, we'll see how far your doubt lasts while burning atop the smoldering corpses of a hundred, foul, ratsl" O Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)11:46:21 No.57410515 File: Sir Harumphington the second.jpg (18 KB, 236x339) >>57410036 You forget yourself sir! Even one as esteemed as yourself cannot go around making such declarations to a noble, such as myself, without evidence. But as I am a loyal and law abiding citizen of this glorious empire, I shall go back on my words if you can prove beyond a shadow of the doubt that Skaven exist. Take as much time as you want honourable sir, I will continue to go about my daily duties in the meantime. >>57409985 See, even this Bretonnian peasant, ill-bred and wretched as he is, can see the folly in this "Skaven" nonsense.

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The adventures Trans-Dimensional Yugoslavia in Noble-Bright fantasy world

Mister Palinka 03/27/12(Tue)23:39 No.18483431 Well it's been over 24 hours, which is as long as people need to retain interest in order for me to actually post stories. So l'll lay it on you. The game was set after Sovereign Karthakan's war with Kern, and the rise to preeminence of Aldis over its neighbors. Shortly after the war, The Balkan Treyarch (Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia) emerged from the very sea, rising up to fill the Basketh Bay and much of the Western Ocean between Aldis and the Shadow Barrens. First encounters between Aldis and their new neighbors were not hostile, but were far from positive. Immediately upon arriving, all components of the new country fell upon each other in an o--- of violence, since each believed that, denied their neighbors, they could subjugate the others. The Aldish sent tendrils of adepts and agents into Hrovatia to try and figure out what was going on, but the men and women they sent in were incapable of figuring out who was in charge, which country they had entered, and why everyone was killing each other. Indeed, most of the people they asked did not know themselves. The Jarzonian encounter was less overt, as they now occupied what used to be the Serbian/Bulgarian border, and the Serbs were just happy not to be neighboring Bulgarians anymore... However, the influx of drugs, guns and organized crime into their country shocked the stoics of Jarzon, and relations were immediately strained. That strain was nothing next to what materialized when, during a momentary ceasefire, the Slavs realized that their neighbors were all magical Pagans with talking horses. Mister Palinka 03/28/12(Wed)21:27 No.18494763 >>18483431 The situation immediately changed. Everyone reacted differently. The Croats made overtures to the Aldish in the hopes of maybe securing an ally to back them up in this strange new world. The Aldish were welcoming, and offered to support them as a fully independent kingdom and ally. Upon christening the alliance with the Blue Rose Scepter, the Sovereign of Aldis realized that every single member of the Croatian government, and at least eighty percent of the crowd observing was Night Aligned, and everyone else Twilight. There was no good way to explain that according to their custom, not one person in the entire crowd would be allowed to serve in government. Upon hearing rumors that Aldea planned to replace their entire government with homosexual pagans, the celebrations of the new alliance went terribly pear shaped. Meanwhile, in Serbia, in a desperate attempt to avoid war, the Orthodox patriarchy venture into Jarzon to discuss theology with their new neighbors, hoping to find common ground. The unanimous decision was that the Jarzoni stance on everyone and everything was too soft. The Jarzoni suggested that, given several weeks they could potentially invade Aldea again to prove that they were just as uncompromising and violent as the Serbs, but a local football club invaded Jarzon that same day, and the government had no choice but to follow suit.
Mister Palinka 03/27/12(Tue)23:39 No.18483431 Well it's been over 24 hours, which is as long as people need to retain interest in order for me to actually post stories. So l'll lay it on you. The game was set after Sovereign Karthakan's war with Kern, and the rise to preeminence of Aldis over its neighbors. Shortly after the war, The Balkan Treyarch (Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia) emerged from the very sea, rising up to fill the Basketh Bay and much of the Western Ocean between Aldis and the Shadow Barrens. First encounters between Aldis and their new neighbors were not hostile, but were far from positive. Immediately upon arriving, all components of the new country fell upon each other in an o--- of violence, since each believed that, denied their neighbors, they could subjugate the others. The Aldish sent tendrils of adepts and agents into Hrovatia to try and figure out what was going on, but the men and women they sent in were incapable of figuring out who was in charge, which country they had entered, and why everyone was killing each other. Indeed, most of the people they asked did not know themselves. The Jarzonian encounter was less overt, as they now occupied what used to be the Serbian/Bulgarian border, and the Serbs were just happy not to be neighboring Bulgarians anymore... However, the influx of drugs, guns and organized crime into their country shocked the stoics of Jarzon, and relations were immediately strained. That strain was nothing next to what materialized when, during a momentary ceasefire, the Slavs realized that their neighbors were all magical Pagans with talking horses. Mister Palinka 03/28/12(Wed)21:27 No.18494763 >>18483431 The situation immediately changed. Everyone reacted differently. The Croats made overtures to the Aldish in the hopes of maybe securing an ally to back them up in this strange new world. The Aldish were welcoming, and offered to support them as a fully independent kingdom and ally. Upon christening the alliance with the Blue Rose Scepter, the Sovereign of Aldis realized that every single member of the Croatian government, and at least eighty percent of the crowd observing was Night Aligned, and everyone else Twilight. There was no good way to explain that according to their custom, not one person in the entire crowd would be allowed to serve in government. Upon hearing rumors that Aldea planned to replace their entire government with homosexual pagans, the celebrations of the new alliance went terribly pear shaped. Meanwhile, in Serbia, in a desperate attempt to avoid war, the Orthodox patriarchy venture into Jarzon to discuss theology with their new neighbors, hoping to find common ground. The unanimous decision was that the Jarzoni stance on everyone and everything was too soft. The Jarzoni suggested that, given several weeks they could potentially invade Aldea again to prove that they were just as uncompromising and violent as the Serbs, but a local football club invaded Jarzon that same day, and the government had no choice but to follow suit.

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Anon's guide to spicing up a campaign

O Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:44 No.18462309 File: 1332758690.jpg-(36 KB, 180x200, shrug.jpg) 36 KB >>18462232 I hear that. I've got a really, really bad habit of doing that. I look at something sad, and sweet, and emotive, and I say "what this needs is a f------ Panzer division." And then I sit down and I do it. The only thing amazing about it so far is how consistently it fails to troll anybody. People end up loving it. Sniper blowing away a Death Eater? Yup. Piston-engined fighter planes in Haibaine Renmei? Yup. I actually typed the words "Youma in the open, fire for effect!" and nobody punched me for it. At this point l'm just pushing the envelope as hard as possible to see just how much I can get away with.
O Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:44 No.18462309 File: 1332758690.jpg-(36 KB, 180x200, shrug.jpg) 36 KB >>18462232 I hear that. I've got a really, really bad habit of doing that. I look at something sad, and sweet, and emotive, and I say "what this needs is a f------ Panzer division." And then I sit down and I do it. The only thing amazing about it so far is how consistently it fails to troll anybody. People end up loving it. Sniper blowing away a Death Eater? Yup. Piston-engined fighter planes in Haibaine Renmei? Yup. I actually typed the words "Youma in the open, fire for effect!" and nobody punched me for it. At this point l'm just pushing the envelope as hard as possible to see just how much I can get away with.

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Deffwotch, smarter than the average space marine

STOOPID REAKIE
STOOPID REAKIE

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Grakgut Grumwizzlewot, Painboy of the highest intellectual calibre

OATZ FINKIN WIFE SIANTZ BOYZ!
OATZ FINKIN WIFE SIANTZ BOYZ!

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"And then, without warning, the Slavs arrived."

O Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:46 No.18462041 File: 1332755181.jpg-(56 KB, 600x408, lol_Srbja.jpg) Our DM has a practice, which he calls "The Palinka Effect." Basically, he takes a utopian setting--whatever it is, it doesn't matter--and edits it so that it somehow shares a land border with Yugoslavia, adjusted for the time period. He then runs through a century of history, treating that location as though it were a historic part of the Balkans. When he is done with that century, he presents the setting to us. It is usually worth playing in. We applied this to Aldis, the kingdom of blue rose that receives all the attention (personally, I think Lartya would be cooler but whatever) and ended up with something too funny -not- to play. >> O Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:16 No.18462183 >>18462109 Not Baltic, that's the northern sea. The idea is essentially. Well it depends on the setting. The approach must differ depending on the givens of the world. The most common is that he re-draws the map so that the Balkans are just sort of dropped into the middle of the setting in close proximity to the target. Usually it isn't the whole region, (I.E. Bulgaria is often excluded, because the DM really, really hates Bulgarians.) but Serbia, Croatia and Bosnia are sort of the big mandatory three. Usually it's a bit of a wrinkle in time to the Serbian Empire before the battle of Kosovo, but with that distinct modern slant in which the whole country is sort of self-aware and fatalistically dystopian. They're always aware that for whatever reason, their task in this world is to ruin everything so that they can leave. Kind F like an evil, larger scale Quantum Leap. So there's always the same line written in somewhere in the opening text crawl style setting speech, "And then, without warning, the Slavs arrived."
O Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:46 No.18462041 File: 1332755181.jpg-(56 KB, 600x408, lol_Srbja.jpg) Our DM has a practice, which he calls "The Palinka Effect." Basically, he takes a utopian setting--whatever it is, it doesn't matter--and edits it so that it somehow shares a land border with Yugoslavia, adjusted for the time period. He then runs through a century of history, treating that location as though it were a historic part of the Balkans. When he is done with that century, he presents the setting to us. It is usually worth playing in. We applied this to Aldis, the kingdom of blue rose that receives all the attention (personally, I think Lartya would be cooler but whatever) and ended up with something too funny -not- to play. >> O Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:16 No.18462183 >>18462109 Not Baltic, that's the northern sea. The idea is essentially. Well it depends on the setting. The approach must differ depending on the givens of the world. The most common is that he re-draws the map so that the Balkans are just sort of dropped into the middle of the setting in close proximity to the target. Usually it isn't the whole region, (I.E. Bulgaria is often excluded, because the DM really, really hates Bulgarians.) but Serbia, Croatia and Bosnia are sort of the big mandatory three. Usually it's a bit of a wrinkle in time to the Serbian Empire before the battle of Kosovo, but with that distinct modern slant in which the whole country is sort of self-aware and fatalistically dystopian. They're always aware that for whatever reason, their task in this world is to ruin everything so that they can leave. Kind F like an evil, larger scale Quantum Leap. So there's always the same line written in somewhere in the opening text crawl style setting speech, "And then, without warning, the Slavs arrived."

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Birth of Time Wizards

File: 1334193456.jpg-(472 KB, 2560x1600, 1323060534234.jpg) 7 Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:17 No.18672838 What's the most unusual character you ever played, /tg/? Why were they so strange? How did your other players react to them? Past or current, doesn't matter. Explain them. V DM Kroft !ScSfaqO.RY 04/11/12(Wed)22:09 No.18673441 File: 1334196586.jpg-(115 KB, 571x800, 1175994426504.jpg) A Thursday Afternoon 15-Past-3 o'Clock Time Wizard, with the power of "Closing the Door", "Donning the Bathing Suit", "Splashing the Water", "The Tan" and "Drinking the Pina Colada". It was for a very strange game called "Time Wizards!" we created with my group about 10 years ago. It started as a running joke about a typo in a game I can't remember, and eventually turned into one of the wierdest adventures we ever played. Basically, you took upon the role of a Time Wizard, who had mastered time to such a degree that they became time units that could "move" through the 4th dimension. Character creation started with the Time Master (GM) explaining the events of an extremely mundane and uninteresting week in the life of the Time Wizards before, you know, becoming Time Wizards, and then the players proceed to determine the moment of the week their characters became time units. Then your powers consist in altering situations by slapping your moment as required, which ended up creating all sorts of absurd situations, since the events could be applied to things independently of their properties. So Thursday Afternoon 15-Past-3 o'Clock was able to swim in coffee tables or get a discount on a toaster by having the concept of its price wear a swimsuit (and thus become "relaxed"). (cont) V DM Kroft !ScSfaqO.RY 04/11/12(Wed)22:11 No. 18673467 File: 1334196681.jpg-(15 KB, 278x273, 1176089541175.jpg) >>18673441 We had 5 players and played it three times. The story got to a point where couldn't even understand what was going on, with physical space being promoted to the rank of Butter Knife and engaging in a duel of wits against a sentient barrel which had been previously turned into a dictionary entry and changed into a suffix. When another player finished the "encounter" with his signature phrase "But of course, I simply rewind the VCR" we had a collective brain meltdown and spent the rest of the evening laughing. We never dared try that game again, though. It was like interpretative LSD. V Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:19 No.18673594 >>18673467 You are going to write up whatever alien thing resembling rules that this game had. YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT NOW! 7 DM Kroft !ScSfaqO.RY 04/11/12(Wed)22:38 No.18673896 File: 1334198324.jpg-(19 KB, 400x602, 1180249304278.jpg) >>18673594 Well, the main rule was that every session had to start with everyone shouting "Meanwhile, the TIME WIZAAAAARDS!" (actually "¡Mientras tanto, los MAGOO0OS DEL TIEMPO000!"). This was because the first time we played it was during the pizza break of a D&D session, and the guy who took the Time Master mantle decided to suddenly change subject (the session had been rather dull that night). Besides that, what I remember (the stuff is written down in a notebook somewhere) is that the game used d4s, d12s and those sort of leather "glasses" you use when playing dice (no idea how they are called in english, I'm afraid), and players can bet against the Time Master to get their actions through. Basically, the TM explains what's going on and determines a difficulty based on how "unchangable" a particular event is, which will then determine the type of dice he gets to roll and how many. Then the players pick dice from their pool (which is limited and renews only when time moves forward or when some other conditions I can't remember happen), and everyone rolls in secret. Starting from the player to the left of the TM, players declare their actions and start betting on the results; the idea was to trick everyone into thinking you had more d12s than d4s. Why? Because after that came the horrible "Slap Phase". (cont) V DM Kroft !ScSfaqO.RY 04/11/12(Wed)22:39 No.18673909 File: 1334198365.jpg-(32 KB, 593x445, 1227415002583.jpg) >>18673896 The Slap Phase basically consists in the tricking player (or TM) unveiling his roll and his closest competitor trying to catch the dice under his palm as fast as able, by slapping onto them. So having d4s meant a whole lot of pain, and thus they were a more dangerous thing to bet against. Garn Soves l'll see if I can find the notebook. The rules were purposely absurd and complicated, so I'm having a hard time trying to remember them. There was this thing about how when time started to dilate due to too many odd events players had to announce their actions while gargling on soda (to represent the "distortions" taking a hold of the universe. Actually just caused a lot of choking and incomprehensible words, which had to be interpreted and applied as understood, though) and other stuff like that. We had a lot of time back then, I suppose. V Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:48 No.18674039 >>18673467 This may be the best thing I have ever read. Please include the rules for our benefit. V OP 04/11/12(Wed)23:15 No.18674410 >>18673909 >>18674039 I have to concur. I started this thread to find weird characters but this... this is amazing.
File: 1334193456.jpg-(472 KB, 2560x1600, 1323060534234.jpg) 7 Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)21:17 No.18672838 What's the most unusual character you ever played, /tg/? Why were they so strange? How did your other players react to them? Past or current, doesn't matter. Explain them. V DM Kroft !ScSfaqO.RY 04/11/12(Wed)22:09 No.18673441 File: 1334196586.jpg-(115 KB, 571x800, 1175994426504.jpg) A Thursday Afternoon 15-Past-3 o'Clock Time Wizard, with the power of "Closing the Door", "Donning the Bathing Suit", "Splashing the Water", "The Tan" and "Drinking the Pina Colada". It was for a very strange game called "Time Wizards!" we created with my group about 10 years ago. It started as a running joke about a typo in a game I can't remember, and eventually turned into one of the wierdest adventures we ever played. Basically, you took upon the role of a Time Wizard, who had mastered time to such a degree that they became time units that could "move" through the 4th dimension. Character creation started with the Time Master (GM) explaining the events of an extremely mundane and uninteresting week in the life of the Time Wizards before, you know, becoming Time Wizards, and then the players proceed to determine the moment of the week their characters became time units. Then your powers consist in altering situations by slapping your moment as required, which ended up creating all sorts of absurd situations, since the events could be applied to things independently of their properties. So Thursday Afternoon 15-Past-3 o'Clock was able to swim in coffee tables or get a discount on a toaster by having the concept of its price wear a swimsuit (and thus become "relaxed"). (cont) V DM Kroft !ScSfaqO.RY 04/11/12(Wed)22:11 No. 18673467 File: 1334196681.jpg-(15 KB, 278x273, 1176089541175.jpg) >>18673441 We had 5 players and played it three times. The story got to a point where couldn't even understand what was going on, with physical space being promoted to the rank of Butter Knife and engaging in a duel of wits against a sentient barrel which had been previously turned into a dictionary entry and changed into a suffix. When another player finished the "encounter" with his signature phrase "But of course, I simply rewind the VCR" we had a collective brain meltdown and spent the rest of the evening laughing. We never dared try that game again, though. It was like interpretative LSD. V Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:19 No.18673594 >>18673467 You are going to write up whatever alien thing resembling rules that this game had. YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT NOW! 7 DM Kroft !ScSfaqO.RY 04/11/12(Wed)22:38 No.18673896 File: 1334198324.jpg-(19 KB, 400x602, 1180249304278.jpg) >>18673594 Well, the main rule was that every session had to start with everyone shouting "Meanwhile, the TIME WIZAAAAARDS!" (actually "¡Mientras tanto, los MAGOO0OS DEL TIEMPO000!"). This was because the first time we played it was during the pizza break of a D&D session, and the guy who took the Time Master mantle decided to suddenly change subject (the session had been rather dull that night). Besides that, what I remember (the stuff is written down in a notebook somewhere) is that the game used d4s, d12s and those sort of leather "glasses" you use when playing dice (no idea how they are called in english, I'm afraid), and players can bet against the Time Master to get their actions through. Basically, the TM explains what's going on and determines a difficulty based on how "unchangable" a particular event is, which will then determine the type of dice he gets to roll and how many. Then the players pick dice from their pool (which is limited and renews only when time moves forward or when some other conditions I can't remember happen), and everyone rolls in secret. Starting from the player to the left of the TM, players declare their actions and start betting on the results; the idea was to trick everyone into thinking you had more d12s than d4s. Why? Because after that came the horrible "Slap Phase". (cont) V DM Kroft !ScSfaqO.RY 04/11/12(Wed)22:39 No.18673909 File: 1334198365.jpg-(32 KB, 593x445, 1227415002583.jpg) >>18673896 The Slap Phase basically consists in the tricking player (or TM) unveiling his roll and his closest competitor trying to catch the dice under his palm as fast as able, by slapping onto them. So having d4s meant a whole lot of pain, and thus they were a more dangerous thing to bet against. Garn Soves l'll see if I can find the notebook. The rules were purposely absurd and complicated, so I'm having a hard time trying to remember them. There was this thing about how when time started to dilate due to too many odd events players had to announce their actions while gargling on soda (to represent the "distortions" taking a hold of the universe. Actually just caused a lot of choking and incomprehensible words, which had to be interpreted and applied as understood, though) and other stuff like that. We had a lot of time back then, I suppose. V Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:48 No.18674039 >>18673467 This may be the best thing I have ever read. Please include the rules for our benefit. V OP 04/11/12(Wed)23:15 No.18674410 >>18673909 >>18674039 I have to concur. I started this thread to find weird characters but this... this is amazing.

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Skaven Paper Mill and Mayor of Chaos Town

O Anonymous 10/07/17(Sat)23:59:03 No.55755969 ► >>55756416 >>55756426 >>55756488 >>55756609 >>55759064 >>55759199 >>55759670 >>55763218 Can Skaven society make paper? I just finished reading Headtaker, and there was a section where a small rat ran up to Sleek with a paper bag full of worms and tried to sell it to him That got me thinking, where the f--- did he get a paper bag? Either he stole it from a human or dwarf settlement, in which case I imagine the paper bag itself would be a bit more valuable because of the trouble of getting it, or somewhere in the underempire is paper mill. A paper mill with skaven workers making paper and one of the outputs is f------ paper bags. How did that then get to our little s----- slaves hands? Surely he's not buying direct from the manufacturer. He has to buy it then from a god damn skaven store that sells paper bags. Likely a grocery store. Skaven grocery store that sells/uses paper bags and he reuses them to sell worms AAAAAAAAH it all sounds so adorable O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)00:34:46 No.55756416 > >>55759670 >>55755969 I guess. I mean you can scavenge a lot, but they need tailors and blacksmiths for their clothing and armor too, since nobody else makes them rat sized. As far as paper goes I guess that is a fair assumption too, since Plague Monks seem to carry a fair amount of paper around with them, judging by the models. Since they could steal from all over the Empire thanks to their tunnels they could have also stolen a fair amount of it in WHFB. Not sure how AoS changes Skaven society though. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)00:35:22 No.55756426 > >>55756538 >>55755969 This is question of the F------ year. I don't care if it's technically Fantasy battles not AoS strictly. THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)00:41:03 No.55756488 >>55755969 A society that can build a nuke should probably be capable of making paper. Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)00:50:35 No.55756609 ► >>55756726 >>55759670 >>55755969 Why wouldn't they be able to make paper? They can build enormous factories, electicity generators and highly sophisticated, tiny mechanical devices as well as perform advanced surgery and genetic tampering. Building a paper mill should be laughably easy, not to mention high on the priority list, since paper is always useful and skaven are pragmatists, if anything. I mean, it probably wouldn't be pristine white (and if it was, it wouldn't remain so for long) and it wouldn't necessarily be very high quality, but making paper is such a tedious, mundane task it's practically ideal for slave work. And afterwards you can skin the slaves and have the plague monks make parchment out of them for their sacred tomes. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)01:01:21 No.55756726 > >>55756777 >>55759670 >>55756609 Don't forget. Papermills absolutely f------ reek, so it's even better for skaven to have a nice stink-choke place to force unruly slaves to work-breathe. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)01:05:26 No.55756777 > >>55756797 >>55759670 >>55756726 Yea but now all I can think about is a little Skaven 7-11 and they give out paper bags. Some skaven scribe goes in there and grabs some skittles, a dr. pepper and a deli meat sandwhich for lunch on his way to work and gets it in a little crumpled up paper bag O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)01:07:05 No.55756797 > >>55758890 >>55759670 >>55756777 I'd feel bad for the slaves who worked there. Working retail sucks. Working retail in Skaven society would be the worst thing ever. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)05:30:52 No.55759064 >>55759090 >>55759670 >>55755969 That's cute as f---. Another lore question do the Warriors of chaos, chaos aligned tribes, and what not intermingle? Like in their own cities and what not? Not gonna lie the idea of skaven trying to sell things or vice versa to say human followers of chaos is awesome and has very cool potential. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)05:34:15 No.55759090 > >>55759122 >>55759670 >>55759064 I can imagine mighty chaos warlord having a myriad of chaos followers and chaos beings under his or hers banner. I image a city or a fortress where one can find chaos marauders, warriors, beastmen, gargants, skaven, etc all milling about and waiting for their next orders, and such O Hotelier anon 10/08/17(Sun)05:39:20 No.55759122 >55759184 >>55759250 >>55759670 >>55759090 With Lil skaven slaves running around with trays. "Buy-take a meat in a bun-bread here " O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)05:49:05 No.55759184 ► >>55759122 Skaven are cute as s---. How can archaon hate such a race? Also more Skaven content when? O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)05:50:48 No.55759199 > >>55759270 >>55759670 >>55755969 The process of making paper probably involves a lot of ugly mutated rats, chewing down and digesting wood. Also the mortality rate of the factory workers must be through the roof. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:00:39 No.55759270 >>55759282 >>55759298 >>55759314 >>55759405 >>55759670 >>55759199 >Chaos lord in charge of city gets a tour of the factory >Skaven factory master showing dude around >Place f------ stinks, the rat masters assistant won't stop offering the Lord paper bags of worms, the equipment is literally rats chewing up the wood then vomiting back out on the assembly line >See slaves using fuckinwooden rollers and s--- on rat vomit then letting it dry >Rat ogres being used like living forklifts >Chaos lord sees accident report sign >0 days since last accident >You don't f------ say? Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:02:33 No.55759282 ► >>55759362 >>55759405 >>55759670 >>55759270 >You are Targorath, Scourge of the burning plains, Destroyer of the golden cities. >Archaon deems you worthy to rule your own Empire >lt's nothing but boring paperwork and ribbon cutting ceremonies. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:04:36 No.55759298 ► >>55759314 >>55759320 >>55759405 >>55759670 >>55759270 Look here-here master chaos sir >shows an uneven piece of moldy paper fresh of the assembly line Good to write things-stuff on yes? >chaos lord rolls his eyes and just continues to walk >The skaven begin to cheer as their product is a success, the resulting cheering causes a rat to be knocked down and squashed under a rat ogre's foot O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:06:48 No.55759314 >>55759670 >>55766960 >>55759298 >>55759270 >F--- this, We're outsourcing to the Gobbos next time. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:07:28 No.55759320 > >>55759363 >>55759405 >>55759670 >>55759298 > The crushed rat was one of the managers. > One of the assambly line workers sneaks up to the bloody pulp, steals his whip and hat and immedietly starts whipping and screaming at his former co-workers. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:13:43 No.55759362 ► >55759384 >>55759405 >>55759431 >>55759448 >>55759670 >>55759282 >Have to put up with day to day minutia of the city >One day opening up slaaneshi pleasure palace >Next day signing papers to shut down some beastmens dung flinging business >Everyday somehow a skaven gets in your office and tries to sell you worms >Try and get you deamonette secretary to keep him the f--- out but your anger brings her pleasure so you know she won't Managing cities is f------ hard man. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:13:47 No.55759363 > >55759405 >>55759670 >>55759320 What realm would this paper factory be in? O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:16:00 No.55759384 > >>55759405 >>55759445 >>55759670 >>55759362 >the daemonette peeks her head into the office Sir? Daemon prince Xex'Balc'Kezz of the undying mountains is here to discuss the improvement on the infrastructure leading to the realmgate O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:19:46 No.55759405 > >>55759409 >>55759485 >>55759670 >>55759363 Any >>55759270 >>55759282 >>55759298 >>5575932 >>55759362 >>55759384 S---, this actually made me want to make a Chaos-Skaven army now F--- you all, hilarious bastards O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:20:37 No.55759409 > >55759423 >>55759427 >>55759428 >>55759405 I presume it will be mixed chaos with heavy focus on StD and Skaven? O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:22:21 No.55759423 ► >>55759409 Yeah it was StD what I was imagining the whole time Pretty much the Chaos Lord on demonic mount on foot, watching the whole skaven mess O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:22:42 No.55759427 ► >>55759444 >>55759409 >Not just one Chaos Lord anda hundred menial Skaven workers. O Hotelier anon 10/08/17(Sun)06:22:43 No.55759428 ► >>55759409 All heroes converted to be business men/women, the support one as a secretary. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:22:56 No.55759431 > >>55759467 >>55759670 >>55759362 >A months ago settles from sigmars realm set up a free city in close proximity to chaos paper city. It turns out that they are also in the paper making business and are making vastly superior paper with the wood from the Sylvaneth and the machines of the Khakharadon Overlords O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:24:34 No.55759444 ► >55759451 >>55759427 Don't forget the paper mashé hell pit abomination O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:24:46 No.55759445 > >>55759670 >>55759384 >See proposal >Road made of bloody screaming skulls bringing honor to khorne >Now have to think about the cultural implications of that >Gotta deal with the khorne deamonkin labor union to acquire the skulls >Gotta make sure the slaaneshi rights groups don't get offended >To make the skulls scream you gotta talk to that tzeentch city planner on permits for the spells >Screaming skull road goes through a beastmen mating ground >Think of all the paperwork It ain't easy being mayor. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:25:12 No.55759448 > >55759670 >>55759362 Chaos warrior office workerss with ties stapled to their armor stand in front of their new coffee machine. It's some fat, ugly rat sitting in a cage. How does this work?" One says in a dead-beat voice. His co-worker pushed a glowing green button beneath the rat. Electric shocks run through the cage and the rat starts screaming and squirming in agony. This goes on for five minutes, then a paper cup comes out from inside the machine and the rat starts vomiting into the cup, then falls over dead. "We really need to stop buying skaven products." His co-worker shrugs. "But they are the cheapest." He takes the cup and sips on it. "Not bad" O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:25:26 No.55759451 >>55759444 >Just a wet newspaper on a round stand O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:27:24 No.55759467 > >>55759670 >>55759431 >Just buy the paper Drokar >But they are our hated enemies Lord >JUST BUY THE PAPER O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:31:01 No.55759485 ► >>55759539 >>55759670 >>55759405 https://youtu.be/lg0-_ID92ik [Embed] This music plays as dead Sylvaneth and other types of wood is thrown down a giant hole where it lands on a conveyor belt with Skaven chewing the wood into mush, the mush is then squashed by modified doomwheels, further down the belt chained flamers of Tzeench dry the paper mush. It is then cut up into uneven pieces by clanrats. Rat ogers then haul the piles of paper onto giant carts and wagons that drive through realmgates O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:36:42 No.55759528 ► >That feel when you will never see a "How it's Made" episode of paper being made in the skaven factory >That feeling when you will never be mayor of chaostown >That feel when a rat will never try and sell you worms from dried vomit paper bag Why even live? O Hotelier anon 10/08/17(Sun)06:38:38 No.55759539 ► >>55759670 >>55760045 >>55759485 On the other side of the realm gate is a post station. The paper is put into baskets harnessed to giant rats. Slaves ride the rats using cheese on a stick to get to the different delivery destinations. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)08:06:43 No.55760045 > >55760110 >>55759539 >Cold-wet and hot-dark not slow-stop these post-slaves from fast-quick finish the job >Under-Empire postal service oath
O Anonymous 10/07/17(Sat)23:59:03 No.55755969 ► >>55756416 >>55756426 >>55756488 >>55756609 >>55759064 >>55759199 >>55759670 >>55763218 Can Skaven society make paper? I just finished reading Headtaker, and there was a section where a small rat ran up to Sleek with a paper bag full of worms and tried to sell it to him That got me thinking, where the f--- did he get a paper bag? Either he stole it from a human or dwarf settlement, in which case I imagine the paper bag itself would be a bit more valuable because of the trouble of getting it, or somewhere in the underempire is paper mill. A paper mill with skaven workers making paper and one of the outputs is f------ paper bags. How did that then get to our little s----- slaves hands? Surely he's not buying direct from the manufacturer. He has to buy it then from a god damn skaven store that sells paper bags. Likely a grocery store. Skaven grocery store that sells/uses paper bags and he reuses them to sell worms AAAAAAAAH it all sounds so adorable O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)00:34:46 No.55756416 > >>55759670 >>55755969 I guess. I mean you can scavenge a lot, but they need tailors and blacksmiths for their clothing and armor too, since nobody else makes them rat sized. As far as paper goes I guess that is a fair assumption too, since Plague Monks seem to carry a fair amount of paper around with them, judging by the models. Since they could steal from all over the Empire thanks to their tunnels they could have also stolen a fair amount of it in WHFB. Not sure how AoS changes Skaven society though. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)00:35:22 No.55756426 > >>55756538 >>55755969 This is question of the F------ year. I don't care if it's technically Fantasy battles not AoS strictly. THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)00:41:03 No.55756488 >>55755969 A society that can build a nuke should probably be capable of making paper. Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)00:50:35 No.55756609 ► >>55756726 >>55759670 >>55755969 Why wouldn't they be able to make paper? They can build enormous factories, electicity generators and highly sophisticated, tiny mechanical devices as well as perform advanced surgery and genetic tampering. Building a paper mill should be laughably easy, not to mention high on the priority list, since paper is always useful and skaven are pragmatists, if anything. I mean, it probably wouldn't be pristine white (and if it was, it wouldn't remain so for long) and it wouldn't necessarily be very high quality, but making paper is such a tedious, mundane task it's practically ideal for slave work. And afterwards you can skin the slaves and have the plague monks make parchment out of them for their sacred tomes. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)01:01:21 No.55756726 > >>55756777 >>55759670 >>55756609 Don't forget. Papermills absolutely f------ reek, so it's even better for skaven to have a nice stink-choke place to force unruly slaves to work-breathe. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)01:05:26 No.55756777 > >>55756797 >>55759670 >>55756726 Yea but now all I can think about is a little Skaven 7-11 and they give out paper bags. Some skaven scribe goes in there and grabs some skittles, a dr. pepper and a deli meat sandwhich for lunch on his way to work and gets it in a little crumpled up paper bag O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)01:07:05 No.55756797 > >>55758890 >>55759670 >>55756777 I'd feel bad for the slaves who worked there. Working retail sucks. Working retail in Skaven society would be the worst thing ever. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)05:30:52 No.55759064 >>55759090 >>55759670 >>55755969 That's cute as f---. Another lore question do the Warriors of chaos, chaos aligned tribes, and what not intermingle? Like in their own cities and what not? Not gonna lie the idea of skaven trying to sell things or vice versa to say human followers of chaos is awesome and has very cool potential. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)05:34:15 No.55759090 > >>55759122 >>55759670 >>55759064 I can imagine mighty chaos warlord having a myriad of chaos followers and chaos beings under his or hers banner. I image a city or a fortress where one can find chaos marauders, warriors, beastmen, gargants, skaven, etc all milling about and waiting for their next orders, and such O Hotelier anon 10/08/17(Sun)05:39:20 No.55759122 >55759184 >>55759250 >>55759670 >>55759090 With Lil skaven slaves running around with trays. "Buy-take a meat in a bun-bread here " O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)05:49:05 No.55759184 ► >>55759122 Skaven are cute as s---. How can archaon hate such a race? Also more Skaven content when? O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)05:50:48 No.55759199 > >>55759270 >>55759670 >>55755969 The process of making paper probably involves a lot of ugly mutated rats, chewing down and digesting wood. Also the mortality rate of the factory workers must be through the roof. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:00:39 No.55759270 >>55759282 >>55759298 >>55759314 >>55759405 >>55759670 >>55759199 >Chaos lord in charge of city gets a tour of the factory >Skaven factory master showing dude around >Place f------ stinks, the rat masters assistant won't stop offering the Lord paper bags of worms, the equipment is literally rats chewing up the wood then vomiting back out on the assembly line >See slaves using fuckinwooden rollers and s--- on rat vomit then letting it dry >Rat ogres being used like living forklifts >Chaos lord sees accident report sign >0 days since last accident >You don't f------ say? Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:02:33 No.55759282 ► >>55759362 >>55759405 >>55759670 >>55759270 >You are Targorath, Scourge of the burning plains, Destroyer of the golden cities. >Archaon deems you worthy to rule your own Empire >lt's nothing but boring paperwork and ribbon cutting ceremonies. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:04:36 No.55759298 ► >>55759314 >>55759320 >>55759405 >>55759670 >>55759270 Look here-here master chaos sir >shows an uneven piece of moldy paper fresh of the assembly line Good to write things-stuff on yes? >chaos lord rolls his eyes and just continues to walk >The skaven begin to cheer as their product is a success, the resulting cheering causes a rat to be knocked down and squashed under a rat ogre's foot O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:06:48 No.55759314 >>55759670 >>55766960 >>55759298 >>55759270 >F--- this, We're outsourcing to the Gobbos next time. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:07:28 No.55759320 > >>55759363 >>55759405 >>55759670 >>55759298 > The crushed rat was one of the managers. > One of the assambly line workers sneaks up to the bloody pulp, steals his whip and hat and immedietly starts whipping and screaming at his former co-workers. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:13:43 No.55759362 ► >55759384 >>55759405 >>55759431 >>55759448 >>55759670 >>55759282 >Have to put up with day to day minutia of the city >One day opening up slaaneshi pleasure palace >Next day signing papers to shut down some beastmens dung flinging business >Everyday somehow a skaven gets in your office and tries to sell you worms >Try and get you deamonette secretary to keep him the f--- out but your anger brings her pleasure so you know she won't Managing cities is f------ hard man. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:13:47 No.55759363 > >55759405 >>55759670 >>55759320 What realm would this paper factory be in? O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:16:00 No.55759384 > >>55759405 >>55759445 >>55759670 >>55759362 >the daemonette peeks her head into the office Sir? Daemon prince Xex'Balc'Kezz of the undying mountains is here to discuss the improvement on the infrastructure leading to the realmgate O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:19:46 No.55759405 > >>55759409 >>55759485 >>55759670 >>55759363 Any >>55759270 >>55759282 >>55759298 >>5575932 >>55759362 >>55759384 S---, this actually made me want to make a Chaos-Skaven army now F--- you all, hilarious bastards O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:20:37 No.55759409 > >55759423 >>55759427 >>55759428 >>55759405 I presume it will be mixed chaos with heavy focus on StD and Skaven? O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:22:21 No.55759423 ► >>55759409 Yeah it was StD what I was imagining the whole time Pretty much the Chaos Lord on demonic mount on foot, watching the whole skaven mess O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:22:42 No.55759427 ► >>55759444 >>55759409 >Not just one Chaos Lord anda hundred menial Skaven workers. O Hotelier anon 10/08/17(Sun)06:22:43 No.55759428 ► >>55759409 All heroes converted to be business men/women, the support one as a secretary. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:22:56 No.55759431 > >>55759467 >>55759670 >>55759362 >A months ago settles from sigmars realm set up a free city in close proximity to chaos paper city. It turns out that they are also in the paper making business and are making vastly superior paper with the wood from the Sylvaneth and the machines of the Khakharadon Overlords O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:24:34 No.55759444 ► >55759451 >>55759427 Don't forget the paper mashé hell pit abomination O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:24:46 No.55759445 > >>55759670 >>55759384 >See proposal >Road made of bloody screaming skulls bringing honor to khorne >Now have to think about the cultural implications of that >Gotta deal with the khorne deamonkin labor union to acquire the skulls >Gotta make sure the slaaneshi rights groups don't get offended >To make the skulls scream you gotta talk to that tzeentch city planner on permits for the spells >Screaming skull road goes through a beastmen mating ground >Think of all the paperwork It ain't easy being mayor. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:25:12 No.55759448 > >55759670 >>55759362 Chaos warrior office workerss with ties stapled to their armor stand in front of their new coffee machine. It's some fat, ugly rat sitting in a cage. How does this work?" One says in a dead-beat voice. His co-worker pushed a glowing green button beneath the rat. Electric shocks run through the cage and the rat starts screaming and squirming in agony. This goes on for five minutes, then a paper cup comes out from inside the machine and the rat starts vomiting into the cup, then falls over dead. "We really need to stop buying skaven products." His co-worker shrugs. "But they are the cheapest." He takes the cup and sips on it. "Not bad" O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:25:26 No.55759451 >>55759444 >Just a wet newspaper on a round stand O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:27:24 No.55759467 > >>55759670 >>55759431 >Just buy the paper Drokar >But they are our hated enemies Lord >JUST BUY THE PAPER O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:31:01 No.55759485 ► >>55759539 >>55759670 >>55759405 https://youtu.be/lg0-_ID92ik [Embed] This music plays as dead Sylvaneth and other types of wood is thrown down a giant hole where it lands on a conveyor belt with Skaven chewing the wood into mush, the mush is then squashed by modified doomwheels, further down the belt chained flamers of Tzeench dry the paper mush. It is then cut up into uneven pieces by clanrats. Rat ogers then haul the piles of paper onto giant carts and wagons that drive through realmgates O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)06:36:42 No.55759528 ► >That feel when you will never see a "How it's Made" episode of paper being made in the skaven factory >That feeling when you will never be mayor of chaostown >That feel when a rat will never try and sell you worms from dried vomit paper bag Why even live? O Hotelier anon 10/08/17(Sun)06:38:38 No.55759539 ► >>55759670 >>55760045 >>55759485 On the other side of the realm gate is a post station. The paper is put into baskets harnessed to giant rats. Slaves ride the rats using cheese on a stick to get to the different delivery destinations. O Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)08:06:43 No.55760045 > >55760110 >>55759539 >Cold-wet and hot-dark not slow-stop these post-slaves from fast-quick finish the job >Under-Empire postal service oath

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Lord of the Rings: Power Levels

Anonymous 10/20/10(Wed)18:49 No.41538008 >>41537793 Well, you see son.. In LOTR universe there are 5 kinds of people: No powers, Hero Powers, Magic Powers, Overpowered, and Hilariously Godly Overpowered. And then there's tom bombadil, who could have just walked(danced) into mordor, punch sauron in the face(eye), kick melkor in the nuts, set everything right, and be back before lunch time all while wearing the ring as a piercing on his d---. If he only gave a f---.
Anonymous 10/20/10(Wed)18:49 No.41538008 >>41537793 Well, you see son.. In LOTR universe there are 5 kinds of people: No powers, Hero Powers, Magic Powers, Overpowered, and Hilariously Godly Overpowered. And then there's tom bombadil, who could have just walked(danced) into mordor, punch sauron in the face(eye), kick melkor in the nuts, set everything right, and be back before lunch time all while wearing the ring as a piercing on his d---. If he only gave a f---.

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I'm sorry, you don't have RAD resistance.

File: lichy.jpg (411 KB, 2550x3300) O Phylacteries Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)01:25:04 No.45624404 >>45624455 >>45624598 >>45624842 >>45625393 >>45625485 >>45625546 >>45625556 >>45625744 >>45627580 >>45629740 >>45629990 >>45630953 >>45632781 >>45633248 >>45633748 >>45633930 >>45634268 >>45634952 >>45634991 >>45635077 >>45635650 >>45639066 >>45639339 >>45642279 >>45647491>>45647500 >>45649184 >>45649233 >>45651337 >>45651387 >>45652206 ITT Most absurd, interesting, clever, efficient and especially infuriating lich phylacteries you have ever heard of, seen, or created. Anything and everything is welcome. O Dinkle 02/25/16(Thu)01:27:37 No.45624455 >45639402 >>45624404 (OP) idk dude, a table in some random guys house or somethin i guess >> O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)01:28:54 No.45624468 >>45624586 >>45624614 >>45625457 >>45626364 >>45631754 >>45633107 >>45635820 As a note, the reason I started this thread is because I am creating a lich NPC, and I want his phylactery to be an especially tedious nuisance to locate/destroy, to the point where the party would consider letting lich live a more reasonable long term decision. O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)09:15:29 No.45631857 >>45632367 >>45632496 >>45635813 >>45647340 A comet that only comes close enough to the earth to cast the ritual on it once every 10 years. The rest of the time it's hurtling through the solar system. If you ever do kill the lich you'll only have 10 years of peace tops, because when the comet comes close again he jumps off and starts f------ s--- up. It's actually become a challenge, every 10 years adventurer's wait to see a burning skeleton scream his way through the atmosphere at the speed of furious astronomy, trying to chart where he landed and hunt him down before he can hide and start f------ s--- up. Whoever destroys his corporeal body gets a massive reward, as they have ensured the safety of the world until his next descension. He's been hopping off the comet and landing all over the planet for centuries, so almost every enough, the screaming skeleton will come down and rip your face off/bring the dead to life/put coal in your stocking/etc. has terrible legends about the comet by now. That once every ten years, if you ven't ificed/etc Destroying the lich is fairly difficult, but if your arty is super high level they can gear up and take the fight to him and try to destroy the comet, which by now he has turned into a full on super castle like that f----- asteroid magneto had. O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)10:19:55 No.45632367 ► >>45639537 >>45649197 >>45631857 >peasant looks up into the sky. >A look of horror crosses his face. The stories were true! >He breaks into a sprint, panting and stumbling over the rough ground. >He looks behind him as he runs, desperately trying to get back to town. >Above him, a bright speck in the evening sky, a screaming skeleton speeds towards him. >Closer inspection notes that it's preparing to do an elbow drop. O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)17:17:58 No.45635813 ► >>45635901 >>45647340 File: just_kill me_then.png (1.23 MB, 788x872) O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)17:25:37 No.45635901 >>45636108 >>45636150 >>45643847 >>45647340 >>45631857 >be lich >>45635813 >cast fire resistance >die to heroes for the first time >respawn on my comet phylactery >it works, I'm an evil genius >10 years roll by >tough it out because lich's are tough as f--- >be e a race that had fire resistance before going lich fly or slowfall to mitigate entry speed below incineration point >Cast teleport/blink/gate into low orbit >Rip off chunk of asteroid and craft it into a magic fire resistant skateboard and do a sick flaming skate tricks all the way to the ground >Cast freezing orb on self to tank the fire damage >Be a red dragon dracolich >cast >comet nears earth >jump off comet and enter earth's atmosphere >bony skeletal body burns up on re-entry >die >respawn on comet again There's any number of ways around the reentry problem. >Rip off chunk of asteroid and craft it into a magic fire resistant skateboard and do a sick flaming skate tricks all the way to the ground O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)17:50:36 No.45636196 ► >>45647340 >Be the chosen hero that must fight the comet liche once every 10 years >Heard that he's a pushover because he almost dies from the fall every time >See the skating equivalent of a Ghost Rider falling from the sky, making a 900° while summoning parachuting skeletons >Realize that you'll never be that cool >Abandon your quest and go home to cry >>45636150 >Lich notices the hero destined "hero" tearing up >Changes trajectory to fly past him at mach VII >Casts Arcane Mark as he flies past him >Hero now has a magic tattoo on his forehead >Looks in mirror when he gets home "Lich's Bitch" O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)18:02:17 No.45636321 ► >>45636506 >>45647340 >>45636150 >about to hit the >Never goes outside again e ground >Starts casting something >Giant halfpipe appears >hits it at three times the speed of sound >You get one round of combat on the pipe before he hits the air >uses the air time to cast buffs, offensive spells, and style on you with the unholiest of gnarly stunts >only way to get enough rounds of combat in a row is to match his jumps on a board of your own O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)18:16:26 No.45636506 ► >45636646 >>45647340 >>45636321 >From that point onwards, all heroes come prepared with a board >After a few centuries the fighting part doesn't even happen, it's just a skateboarding competition >Liche finally finds what he enjoys >And let's it kill him O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)18:27:17 No.45636646 ► >>45636680 >>45637931 >>45647340 >Again, and again, and again >>45636506 >Spends his off time carving the comet into the sweetest skate park >Becomes the patron saint of shredding >Ascends to godhood >Those who die doing rad stunts ascend to the comet to spend eternity doing zero g tricks among the stars >Every >unless he is driven back they will spend eternity styling though the cities of earth >No thin horizontal surface ungrinded upon >No bench un kickflipped over >No wall untagged ten years the lich descends with his heavenly host of skaters >Paladins too slow to catch them >Parents worried about the effects on the new generation
File: lichy.jpg (411 KB, 2550x3300) O Phylacteries Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)01:25:04 No.45624404 >>45624455 >>45624598 >>45624842 >>45625393 >>45625485 >>45625546 >>45625556 >>45625744 >>45627580 >>45629740 >>45629990 >>45630953 >>45632781 >>45633248 >>45633748 >>45633930 >>45634268 >>45634952 >>45634991 >>45635077 >>45635650 >>45639066 >>45639339 >>45642279 >>45647491>>45647500 >>45649184 >>45649233 >>45651337 >>45651387 >>45652206 ITT Most absurd, interesting, clever, efficient and especially infuriating lich phylacteries you have ever heard of, seen, or created. Anything and everything is welcome. O Dinkle 02/25/16(Thu)01:27:37 No.45624455 >45639402 >>45624404 (OP) idk dude, a table in some random guys house or somethin i guess >> O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)01:28:54 No.45624468 >>45624586 >>45624614 >>45625457 >>45626364 >>45631754 >>45633107 >>45635820 As a note, the reason I started this thread is because I am creating a lich NPC, and I want his phylactery to be an especially tedious nuisance to locate/destroy, to the point where the party would consider letting lich live a more reasonable long term decision. O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)09:15:29 No.45631857 >>45632367 >>45632496 >>45635813 >>45647340 A comet that only comes close enough to the earth to cast the ritual on it once every 10 years. The rest of the time it's hurtling through the solar system. If you ever do kill the lich you'll only have 10 years of peace tops, because when the comet comes close again he jumps off and starts f------ s--- up. It's actually become a challenge, every 10 years adventurer's wait to see a burning skeleton scream his way through the atmosphere at the speed of furious astronomy, trying to chart where he landed and hunt him down before he can hide and start f------ s--- up. Whoever destroys his corporeal body gets a massive reward, as they have ensured the safety of the world until his next descension. He's been hopping off the comet and landing all over the planet for centuries, so almost every enough, the screaming skeleton will come down and rip your face off/bring the dead to life/put coal in your stocking/etc. has terrible legends about the comet by now. That once every ten years, if you ven't ificed/etc Destroying the lich is fairly difficult, but if your arty is super high level they can gear up and take the fight to him and try to destroy the comet, which by now he has turned into a full on super castle like that f----- asteroid magneto had. O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)10:19:55 No.45632367 ► >>45639537 >>45649197 >>45631857 >peasant looks up into the sky. >A look of horror crosses his face. The stories were true! >He breaks into a sprint, panting and stumbling over the rough ground. >He looks behind him as he runs, desperately trying to get back to town. >Above him, a bright speck in the evening sky, a screaming skeleton speeds towards him. >Closer inspection notes that it's preparing to do an elbow drop. O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)17:17:58 No.45635813 ► >>45635901 >>45647340 File: just_kill me_then.png (1.23 MB, 788x872) O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)17:25:37 No.45635901 >>45636108 >>45636150 >>45643847 >>45647340 >>45631857 >be lich >>45635813 >cast fire resistance >die to heroes for the first time >respawn on my comet phylactery >it works, I'm an evil genius >10 years roll by >tough it out because lich's are tough as f--- >be e a race that had fire resistance before going lich fly or slowfall to mitigate entry speed below incineration point >Cast teleport/blink/gate into low orbit >Rip off chunk of asteroid and craft it into a magic fire resistant skateboard and do a sick flaming skate tricks all the way to the ground >Cast freezing orb on self to tank the fire damage >Be a red dragon dracolich >cast >comet nears earth >jump off comet and enter earth's atmosphere >bony skeletal body burns up on re-entry >die >respawn on comet again There's any number of ways around the reentry problem. >Rip off chunk of asteroid and craft it into a magic fire resistant skateboard and do a sick flaming skate tricks all the way to the ground O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)17:50:36 No.45636196 ► >>45647340 >Be the chosen hero that must fight the comet liche once every 10 years >Heard that he's a pushover because he almost dies from the fall every time >See the skating equivalent of a Ghost Rider falling from the sky, making a 900° while summoning parachuting skeletons >Realize that you'll never be that cool >Abandon your quest and go home to cry >>45636150 >Lich notices the hero destined "hero" tearing up >Changes trajectory to fly past him at mach VII >Casts Arcane Mark as he flies past him >Hero now has a magic tattoo on his forehead >Looks in mirror when he gets home "Lich's Bitch" O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)18:02:17 No.45636321 ► >>45636506 >>45647340 >>45636150 >about to hit the >Never goes outside again e ground >Starts casting something >Giant halfpipe appears >hits it at three times the speed of sound >You get one round of combat on the pipe before he hits the air >uses the air time to cast buffs, offensive spells, and style on you with the unholiest of gnarly stunts >only way to get enough rounds of combat in a row is to match his jumps on a board of your own O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)18:16:26 No.45636506 ► >45636646 >>45647340 >>45636321 >From that point onwards, all heroes come prepared with a board >After a few centuries the fighting part doesn't even happen, it's just a skateboarding competition >Liche finally finds what he enjoys >And let's it kill him O Anonymous 02/25/16(Thu)18:27:17 No.45636646 ► >>45636680 >>45637931 >>45647340 >Again, and again, and again >>45636506 >Spends his off time carving the comet into the sweetest skate park >Becomes the patron saint of shredding >Ascends to godhood >Those who die doing rad stunts ascend to the comet to spend eternity doing zero g tricks among the stars >Every >unless he is driven back they will spend eternity styling though the cities of earth >No thin horizontal surface ungrinded upon >No bench un kickflipped over >No wall untagged ten years the lich descends with his heavenly host of skaters >Paladins too slow to catch them >Parents worried about the effects on the new generation

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The Doc Aquatic Brand Random Adventure Table

The Complete Doc Aquatic Brand Percentile Random Adventure Table 1. Thieves break into houses, steal nothing, refuse to leave. 2. Thieves break into houses, redecorate poorly. 3. Threat of orcs. 4. Threat of shooty and choppy orks from distant future. 5. Threat of distinguished and articulate orks from Victorian era. 6. Virgin succubus cursed to never get laid desperately seeks assistance, slowly goes a------ crazy. 7. Map discovered on back of portrait of hideous man. Turns out portrait is map of Hideousmanface Mountain; map is portrait of guardian Map Golem. 8. Rain of frogs plague town. Man discovers frogs to be competent dance troupe. Man conquers national performance circuit. 9. Local baker seeks perfect ingredients for ultimate cake, secretly constructs powerful Cake Golem. 10. Philosophical zombies ponder meaning of love, pester passersby. 11. Noble wedding interupted by aggresive eel salesmen. 12. Attacked by snakes in wilderness environment. 13. Attacked by snakes in urban enviroment. 14. Attacked by urban enviroment; allies found in form of friendly snakes. 15. Sorcerer, for s---- and giggles, trains ethereal filchers to interupt people during sex. 16. Party helps marauding demon warrior realize childhood dream of becoming stageshow dancer. 17. During daily tour, prestigious magic academy looted by goblins disguised as ugly children. 18. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by competing in mixed martial arts tournament. 19. Advancements in magically powered musical instruments climaxes with crew of grunge rock pirate bards clashing with clan of heavy metal viking bards; town threatened by collateral damage from killer solos. Crafty punk rock gypsies armed with enchanted accordians seek to capitalize on ensuing mayhem; all are united in effort to stick it to uptight paladins trying to bring them down. Powerful vibes attract glam rock demons and dirty hippies. 20. Dungeons give chase. 21. Bees get organized. 22. Party endlessly pursued by screaming fans, accompanied by catchy 60s rock. 23. Innacurate historical re-enactment attracts ire of necromancer history buf. 24. Passive aggresive druids extoll virtures of peace, love, substance abuse. 25. Captain Hampton attempts to use violence to stop the Halfling Pirates of Willygoat, who, although they are wee men, have big swords. 26. Dwarves threatened by serial barber. 27. Half-ogre lint merchant and half-drow nobleman's hot j------- daughter harbour forbidden love. 28. Effeminate prince mistaken for princess and dragon who has kidnapped him harbour forbidden love. 29. Earth elemental and gelatinous cube harbour forbidden love. 30. Society plagued by freakish crossbreeds. 31. Awakened animated door develops delusion of being world-class gourmet and tirelessly hunts for keys to sample and critique. 32. Trio of skeletons discover their bones are pitch-perfect xylophones, start traveling percussion band, overcome prejudice, learn vahluable life lessons, get laid. 33. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by competing in biathalon; disqualified for using machine gun. 34. Clinically insane duke hires party to kill invisible bugbears that turn out to be invisible hobgoblins with bad haircuts. 35. Desert-dweling cactus dryads pine for romance with travellers, endlessly complain about how their spiny bodies prevent intimacy, get kidnapped by group of masochistic yuan-ti in ironic twist, 36. Tornados plan uprising. 37. Volcanos plot revenge. 38. Meteors get their s--- together. 39. Fire, Water, Wind and Earth Elementals lifedraining magic ring in attempt to create Heart Elemental and complete ancient summoning ritual. 40. Kobolds blow it all up. 41. Obnoxious scouts run around hitting people with bats. 42. Elderly grave digger has chance meeting with Grim Reaper; heated weapon debate escalates to destructive duel. 43. Gentlemanly british marksman hunts party for sport using only sheer grit, determination, and steam-powered railgun. 44. Sinister duststorms herald hobo revolution. 45. Party stalked by assassin rumoured to dual-weild katars, in actuality dual-weilds keytars. 46. High priest is secretly complex musical animatronic. 47. Desert warlord sends party to blue dragon's lair to retrieve the keys to his camel. 48. Mass pandemonium ensues when travelling troll barbarians pitch their tent in slightly inconveniant spot. 49. Reformed illithid working as hair stylist falls under suspicion. 50. Threat of mechanical war machines powered by steam. 51. Threat of mechanical war machines powered by clockworks. 52. Threat of mechanical war machines powered by love. 53. Miraculous self-replenshing canned food ration "Salient Blue" challenges ethics when discovered to be made of trolls. 54. Twin beholders come to town and make everyone feel self-concious. 55. Ancient lich seeks new thrills seek recruiting for rock band, records hit single "Hopeless Necromantic". 56. Sinister cult believes key to peace and happiness is painting everything blue. 57. Bored Thor throws killer pool party in Valhalla. 58. Bored Eris throws killer rave on Mount Olympus. 59. Bored Buddha launches aerial raids. 60. Threat of communists. 61. Disgruntled rebel fighters attempt to crash airship into king. 62. Ambitious rebel fighters attempt to crash moon into king. 63. Philosophical rebel fighters attempt to crash king into himself. 64. Undead army ravages countryside with well-choreographed dance numbers. 65. Evil tyrant outlaws eyebrows. 66. Large, upscale inn terrorized by wildly dancing yet stoic man. 67. Gnome enforces guarantee. 68. Fiend hunter paladin declares he must kill all the tieflings; later discovers, no, he is the tieflings. 69. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by becoming ramp-jumping daredevil, succeeds in jumping bulette over 27 il-tempered kythons. 70. Threat of goblins with guns. 71. Threat of goblins with artillery. 72. Threat of hobgoblins with artillery that launches goblins - who have guns. 73. Eccentric dictator outlaws all weaponry; decrees international issues will be resolved by giving each other high-fives. All world problems are solved. 74. Impregnable floating fortress seiged by orcs with hang gliders. 75. Rogue ties bundles of Rods of Wonder together to create Wonder Shotguns. 76. Powerful sorceror born with single large fang believes himself to be reincarnation of legendary demon king, begins war to end the earth; turns out the rest of his teeth are just kind of small. 77. Powerful barbarian who's moustache grows to look like clock hands believes himself to be the one true clock, endeavors to smash every other timepiece in the world in order to become the Highlander. 78. Powerful cleric who continuously manifests stigmata-like supernatural wounds believes himself to be second coming of a god, incites holy crusade; turns out he's just a clumsy f-----. 79. Empire seiged by macho, sideburned elves; kingdoms fall one after another, as no one believes they exist. 80. Gibbering mouther aspires to become famous scat singer. 81. Master thieves break into museum and steal priceless portrait. 82. Master thieves break into castle and steal crown jewels. 83. Master thieves break into showbusiness and steal our hearts. 84. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by challenging party to race around the world. 85. Face-scalded mad man goes on serial axe-gnawing spree. 86. Barbarian hordes burn down capital city. 87. Barbarian hordes burn down the ocean. 88. Barbarian hordes burn down the sun. 89. Spunky teenagers travel through time to stop cosmic porcupine-looking thing from annihilating planet; become their own grandparents. 90. Gentlemanly cleric sends party on suicide trip to retrieve rare plant, makes world's strongest medicine. 91. Gentlemanly cleric sends party on suicide trip to retrieve rare plant, makes world's gnarliest blunt. 92. Gentlemanly cleric sends party on suicide trip to retrieve rare plant, makes world's tastiest tea; enters berserker rage when one party member adds milk. 93. Nation becomes infested by sandworms who are attracted to things with no rhythm; entire continent becomes perpetual dance number. 94. Fledgling lich captures our hearts with story of ambition, hot blackguards, and flying zombie sharks. 95. Fire-breathing, hammer-throwing tarrasque kidnaps princess; local sewer worker heroically pursues. 96. Party endlessly pursues dastardly villain who wields a bronzed hammerhead shark and bleeds shotgun shells. 97. Halfing monk just starts punching people in the crotch, all the f------ time. 98. Notorious mummy sorceror defeats paladin nemesis by dousing self in lamp oil, igniting, and tackling him into a black hole. Everyone else in universe realizes that this is the most awesome thing that will ever happen, and falls into deep depression. 99. Paladin achieves ultimate power by replacing stick up his ass with immovable rod. 100. All of the above.
The Complete Doc Aquatic Brand Percentile Random Adventure Table 1. Thieves break into houses, steal nothing, refuse to leave. 2. Thieves break into houses, redecorate poorly. 3. Threat of orcs. 4. Threat of shooty and choppy orks from distant future. 5. Threat of distinguished and articulate orks from Victorian era. 6. Virgin succubus cursed to never get laid desperately seeks assistance, slowly goes a------ crazy. 7. Map discovered on back of portrait of hideous man. Turns out portrait is map of Hideousmanface Mountain; map is portrait of guardian Map Golem. 8. Rain of frogs plague town. Man discovers frogs to be competent dance troupe. Man conquers national performance circuit. 9. Local baker seeks perfect ingredients for ultimate cake, secretly constructs powerful Cake Golem. 10. Philosophical zombies ponder meaning of love, pester passersby. 11. Noble wedding interupted by aggresive eel salesmen. 12. Attacked by snakes in wilderness environment. 13. Attacked by snakes in urban enviroment. 14. Attacked by urban enviroment; allies found in form of friendly snakes. 15. Sorcerer, for s---- and giggles, trains ethereal filchers to interupt people during sex. 16. Party helps marauding demon warrior realize childhood dream of becoming stageshow dancer. 17. During daily tour, prestigious magic academy looted by goblins disguised as ugly children. 18. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by competing in mixed martial arts tournament. 19. Advancements in magically powered musical instruments climaxes with crew of grunge rock pirate bards clashing with clan of heavy metal viking bards; town threatened by collateral damage from killer solos. Crafty punk rock gypsies armed with enchanted accordians seek to capitalize on ensuing mayhem; all are united in effort to stick it to uptight paladins trying to bring them down. Powerful vibes attract glam rock demons and dirty hippies. 20. Dungeons give chase. 21. Bees get organized. 22. Party endlessly pursued by screaming fans, accompanied by catchy 60s rock. 23. Innacurate historical re-enactment attracts ire of necromancer history buf. 24. Passive aggresive druids extoll virtures of peace, love, substance abuse. 25. Captain Hampton attempts to use violence to stop the Halfling Pirates of Willygoat, who, although they are wee men, have big swords. 26. Dwarves threatened by serial barber. 27. Half-ogre lint merchant and half-drow nobleman's hot j------- daughter harbour forbidden love. 28. Effeminate prince mistaken for princess and dragon who has kidnapped him harbour forbidden love. 29. Earth elemental and gelatinous cube harbour forbidden love. 30. Society plagued by freakish crossbreeds. 31. Awakened animated door develops delusion of being world-class gourmet and tirelessly hunts for keys to sample and critique. 32. Trio of skeletons discover their bones are pitch-perfect xylophones, start traveling percussion band, overcome prejudice, learn vahluable life lessons, get laid. 33. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by competing in biathalon; disqualified for using machine gun. 34. Clinically insane duke hires party to kill invisible bugbears that turn out to be invisible hobgoblins with bad haircuts. 35. Desert-dweling cactus dryads pine for romance with travellers, endlessly complain about how their spiny bodies prevent intimacy, get kidnapped by group of masochistic yuan-ti in ironic twist, 36. Tornados plan uprising. 37. Volcanos plot revenge. 38. Meteors get their s--- together. 39. Fire, Water, Wind and Earth Elementals lifedraining magic ring in attempt to create Heart Elemental and complete ancient summoning ritual. 40. Kobolds blow it all up. 41. Obnoxious scouts run around hitting people with bats. 42. Elderly grave digger has chance meeting with Grim Reaper; heated weapon debate escalates to destructive duel. 43. Gentlemanly british marksman hunts party for sport using only sheer grit, determination, and steam-powered railgun. 44. Sinister duststorms herald hobo revolution. 45. Party stalked by assassin rumoured to dual-weild katars, in actuality dual-weilds keytars. 46. High priest is secretly complex musical animatronic. 47. Desert warlord sends party to blue dragon's lair to retrieve the keys to his camel. 48. Mass pandemonium ensues when travelling troll barbarians pitch their tent in slightly inconveniant spot. 49. Reformed illithid working as hair stylist falls under suspicion. 50. Threat of mechanical war machines powered by steam. 51. Threat of mechanical war machines powered by clockworks. 52. Threat of mechanical war machines powered by love. 53. Miraculous self-replenshing canned food ration "Salient Blue" challenges ethics when discovered to be made of trolls. 54. Twin beholders come to town and make everyone feel self-concious. 55. Ancient lich seeks new thrills seek recruiting for rock band, records hit single "Hopeless Necromantic". 56. Sinister cult believes key to peace and happiness is painting everything blue. 57. Bored Thor throws killer pool party in Valhalla. 58. Bored Eris throws killer rave on Mount Olympus. 59. Bored Buddha launches aerial raids. 60. Threat of communists. 61. Disgruntled rebel fighters attempt to crash airship into king. 62. Ambitious rebel fighters attempt to crash moon into king. 63. Philosophical rebel fighters attempt to crash king into himself. 64. Undead army ravages countryside with well-choreographed dance numbers. 65. Evil tyrant outlaws eyebrows. 66. Large, upscale inn terrorized by wildly dancing yet stoic man. 67. Gnome enforces guarantee. 68. Fiend hunter paladin declares he must kill all the tieflings; later discovers, no, he is the tieflings. 69. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by becoming ramp-jumping daredevil, succeeds in jumping bulette over 27 il-tempered kythons. 70. Threat of goblins with guns. 71. Threat of goblins with artillery. 72. Threat of hobgoblins with artillery that launches goblins - who have guns. 73. Eccentric dictator outlaws all weaponry; decrees international issues will be resolved by giving each other high-fives. All world problems are solved. 74. Impregnable floating fortress seiged by orcs with hang gliders. 75. Rogue ties bundles of Rods of Wonder together to create Wonder Shotguns. 76. Powerful sorceror born with single large fang believes himself to be reincarnation of legendary demon king, begins war to end the earth; turns out the rest of his teeth are just kind of small. 77. Powerful barbarian who's moustache grows to look like clock hands believes himself to be the one true clock, endeavors to smash every other timepiece in the world in order to become the Highlander. 78. Powerful cleric who continuously manifests stigmata-like supernatural wounds believes himself to be second coming of a god, incites holy crusade; turns out he's just a clumsy f-----. 79. Empire seiged by macho, sideburned elves; kingdoms fall one after another, as no one believes they exist. 80. Gibbering mouther aspires to become famous scat singer. 81. Master thieves break into museum and steal priceless portrait. 82. Master thieves break into castle and steal crown jewels. 83. Master thieves break into showbusiness and steal our hearts. 84. Ancient lich seeks new thrills by challenging party to race around the world. 85. Face-scalded mad man goes on serial axe-gnawing spree. 86. Barbarian hordes burn down capital city. 87. Barbarian hordes burn down the ocean. 88. Barbarian hordes burn down the sun. 89. Spunky teenagers travel through time to stop cosmic porcupine-looking thing from annihilating planet; become their own grandparents. 90. Gentlemanly cleric sends party on suicide trip to retrieve rare plant, makes world's strongest medicine. 91. Gentlemanly cleric sends party on suicide trip to retrieve rare plant, makes world's gnarliest blunt. 92. Gentlemanly cleric sends party on suicide trip to retrieve rare plant, makes world's tastiest tea; enters berserker rage when one party member adds milk. 93. Nation becomes infested by sandworms who are attracted to things with no rhythm; entire continent becomes perpetual dance number. 94. Fledgling lich captures our hearts with story of ambition, hot blackguards, and flying zombie sharks. 95. Fire-breathing, hammer-throwing tarrasque kidnaps princess; local sewer worker heroically pursues. 96. Party endlessly pursues dastardly villain who wields a bronzed hammerhead shark and bleeds shotgun shells. 97. Halfing monk just starts punching people in the crotch, all the f------ time. 98. Notorious mummy sorceror defeats paladin nemesis by dousing self in lamp oil, igniting, and tackling him into a black hole. Everyone else in universe realizes that this is the most awesome thing that will ever happen, and falls into deep depression. 99. Paladin achieves ultimate power by replacing stick up his ass with immovable rod. 100. All of the above.

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rakdos in a nutshell

Anonymous 11/02/11(Wed)23:26 No.31129803 31129217 >Clown r--- is funny Oh god finally a reason to post this! Picture a woman, half-naked, running down an abandoned city street at night. Tears are running down her face as she gasps and sobs. You hear an odd noise, quiet at first, barely there but soon it becomes louder. Squeaking. Constant squeaking from multiple sources. Then they come around the corner. Clowns. A dozen of them, their shoes making loud squeaking and honking noises, their painted on smiles only slightly larger than the real smiles they have on their faces. The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers. Before she can cry out, a balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections. She's bent over one of the clowns while two others come at her from the front and behind. They quickly penetrate her and begin honking their horns in rhythm with their thrusts while the idle clowns perform somersaults and pratfalls as they wait their turns with her. The honking begins to speed up as the clowns near orgasm and increase the rate of their thrusting. Shortly after, they all pull out of her and e-------- into their balloons. They quickly remove them, blow them up and make them into different animals as the other clowns move in to take their turns This goes on for nearly two hours. The woman is exhausted and bruised, trembling from the cold and the trauma. Most of the clowns have left, save one final clown f------ her throat raw. He pulls his c--- out and blows his load all over her face, then stands back to admire his handiwork. She looks up at him, tears in her red eyes and tries to talk. He hits her in the face with a pie
Anonymous 11/02/11(Wed)23:26 No.31129803 31129217 >Clown r--- is funny Oh god finally a reason to post this! Picture a woman, half-naked, running down an abandoned city street at night. Tears are running down her face as she gasps and sobs. You hear an odd noise, quiet at first, barely there but soon it becomes louder. Squeaking. Constant squeaking from multiple sources. Then they come around the corner. Clowns. A dozen of them, their shoes making loud squeaking and honking noises, their painted on smiles only slightly larger than the real smiles they have on their faces. The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers. Before she can cry out, a balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections. She's bent over one of the clowns while two others come at her from the front and behind. They quickly penetrate her and begin honking their horns in rhythm with their thrusts while the idle clowns perform somersaults and pratfalls as they wait their turns with her. The honking begins to speed up as the clowns near orgasm and increase the rate of their thrusting. Shortly after, they all pull out of her and e-------- into their balloons. They quickly remove them, blow them up and make them into different animals as the other clowns move in to take their turns This goes on for nearly two hours. The woman is exhausted and bruised, trembling from the cold and the trauma. Most of the clowns have left, save one final clown f------ her throat raw. He pulls his c--- out and blows his load all over her face, then stands back to admire his handiwork. She looks up at him, tears in her red eyes and tries to talk. He hits her in the face with a pie

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Programming socks

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File: DEA2B3AF-B40E-47F2-A801-7...ipa (342 KB, 1057x595) □ Anonymous 03/31/19 Sun 02:50:01 No.65435889- >>65436393 >>65436704 >>65436795 >>65436967 >>65437011 >>65437237 >>65437268 >>65437681 >>65437706 >>65437707 >>65437773 >>65438544 >>65439116 >>65439899 >>65442249 >>65442388 >>65444702 >>65445453 >>65445460 >>65445505>>65445563 >>65448863 >>65450004 >>65450167 >>65452023 >>65454017>>65456736 >>65457005 >>65457099 >>65457678 >>65457688 >>65457789 >>65458088 >>65458391 >>65458488 >>65458521 >>65459050 >>65459501 >>65463208 >>65463602 >>65464180 >>65468048 >>65435905>>65435916 >>65435960 >>65435982 >>65436072 >>65436155>>65436272 >>65436373 the party wanders into a (male-only) brothel What does your character do? Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)02:51:27 No.65435905 Like! x965442134 >65435889 (OP) Wander out > □ Anonymous 03/31/19 Sun 02:52:45 No.65435916 Like! ×8 >265435938 >>65435958 >>65436072 >>65436100 >>65436138 >>65436218 >>65436337 >>65436727 >>65436924 >>65436951 >>65437025 >>65437358 >65441085>>65441235 >>65441263 >>65441930 >>65442211>>65446610 >>65455553 >>65456846 >>65464719 >65435889 (OP) > Find an elf > Kidnap him Take him to my dungeon Force feed him estrogen and make him wear "programmer" socks > Then take my new girlfriend out after a month of this Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)02:54:31 No.65435938 Like! x2>>65436179>65436196 >65446786 >65459461 File: Goji reacting.png (922 KB, 900x1000) >>65435916 programmer" socks Wat?

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, Do al humanoid racss share a comon ancestar? THAT IS THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION Anonymous 03 27/19Wed)10 23 04 No 65088790x953805 Spock you cant jnst anume your logic appies in a sibuation thats so profoundly Bogical 0327/1Wed 10 4603 Na 6536905653809 636230 5304213 I beg to difer captain The sinlarises i, the physiology ofthese species are teo close t心ba eonsiderad İddental 0紬may dely assumie that their hun arod appearance was the resut of a comnen ancestor or oneator, whether the process tself was natral or not Uneswa operate undor the nules and condisons that are drasicaly dterem from our own reality it wauld be only logical te come to the conclusion of shared ancestry Anonymous 03/27/19(Wed) 10 48 52 No 65359079 ๛ ttsm12 Haw. Can we tel 0 327/19·Wed111 00 43 No 66369212 _Rm4 stsid rm unstiゃ answer that question, captain l propose to send an Away Team to gather empiiczi dat3 somehow contradicts our understandrg at reslity, then wo migh"ssum. that either wore desang 14e but not out te mabtne5 of m5 planet " w. tnd that this dat, wo know or wo were transferred toぁparalel dimension ASCINATINS Anonymous 0327/1Wed)11 03 12 No 653692476611433 Yau'ne right as ways my painty-sared Hisnd Tha anay ear shal consist of mysa, you, Banas and Ensign Ricky Mast me. AaleporttONiHunded 12 39 06 Na 653704832:53 My God Jim where re we? w·were supposed to be transported on the edge gf the ssen setter ent, not in this greasy dark baseen 41101350 KB 1440x1030) May the lightning tike me uhere l stand i#2 wn nat my goed ar pal Jrn and his įsky crew#2 was geting late l wwataid that you won't İoin me ra KB. 2T5103) why what kind af trickarynthis? Why ar. you hclthg เภ captvws Trelane? You can't hold human englkatat, w·"re the creatures of teedam and Spack, whan &..th desandos he's talking about? I be5ava sr tha1R і"n old human oustom of gathering around the table and playing patend while being consvained by set of fulestat use numbead polyhedonú in order to randaeize he outcone. It is, essesaly, an escapist pass-time, where people involved energe hemselves in a fantasy of high adventure that tbries so mineic ganre fcion of the later 20th century 842B9 133 KB 768x512) Anonymous ง S201&Thul04 01 50 No 66386530 mesessé (307 KB, 1442 1080 tut, tutl Dear captain, you'na being quite à nude guest. Te immansolly disappaimad in your perty nseof authorby, as Tve spant countss slaspleas nights in urdar to prepare an inmense world extraardnaire far you and your carerades to delve into. All those colortul vivid characters, intriguing quests for hanar and giory, and laberane lere would te a great waste to sinply shet in a dusty drawer of gurgatory! So rm staid, monsieur Kirk that you hav" no other choice gner than to comply wth my humble request Otervise-·have to apply 50tie punishment Let mē Showcase ง S201KThul04 04 16 No 66386546 tasasiil dear doctor So lers not waste any tarter tirre and start our Rtle gare rv been 50 toughthalastp preparo 50me sheet! of character for al ot you! For dear Mr Khk w" hsse ฮ human fighter Our Vulcan fmend ฒเส hav" tp play an ehen wtrand And酵fer doctor ho wi talce te rol. ef dwarven cleric Takn your seats and shal tell you an earing tale of (133 KB, 700530 e night was young the troubadours ware fling the fine establishment with tunes most gay and merry, the unceasing streams of ale and mead wene cenetanty pouring into undy weodan tankads, trying to raca with an unquenchabla thirst af a weary cowd A human, ef, and dwaf gathered together, united by apremise af great reward fram the letters of a myabeius damsal in sluam for servace of the mast importanceYou w loolangtr 5agns of your hrer ar™dst the sea of arwashed commoners urti your eyes wen·GBujt by the 5寸t 50 beauttal and 3wesome thot there was no doubt about whom rou had to rendezvous with You approached the maid with sion of smooth alabaster tet contrasted win e crmson of her soft cheeks. her body was covered satin robes of royal pupde, decorated with elaborate crnanrwrta and ,iwulary that und rised har epas tratbou calou veflowng uit, nacre ik. ชาย most beanu pearl and her lip. shrng íke the 6erwał ruby The magal sra suro andry te ms-w酵50 trong, tur seemed Ike the curents of zrcana wet" towrg י' her veen. The goldenincrusted hand, at her suod was stdang out of the saver sheath on her hips. and you saw in her posture. ราส the sword wasn't Only a decoration you fet ske she could defoat y00 in a dael at ease once you approached this dMne creature you fet the My name is Alura Del Sebera mon Tnuade le Beno, I am the high princess and the only child of the great late emperar Shadih Namirad al-2aim, and the secret dughter af the sorceness q oranda 1 am asiong you to ad me in the important quest of neunig the throne of Valensa to me as l was cast down by ข eacherous veer Numw aher the death cf my father wcous Numr God's sake·Jim. I tool like we only serve as spectators for this charade, it's airnost like wo aefalowng the tracks. rm doctor. 15 57 58 No 65353636 e right Bones And it makes me wonder what if 's nat a garme he seeks? What might happeniHhe willosecontral of the shustion? lanl . declare my acion I will try... to seducetheprincess Iral for seduction 32 ans Thul16 20 12 Na 66394029 samm al hm Preposterous! Ahara wil never be seduced by遅mere ser, she is too netie and pure tor such insolence. Your character, beng knave that he is should know his place. But rm a fair and kird DM, 50 lef5 5ay tat princess Akara slightly remark your stempt butin no way dd she show ary 8fecson for your fighter And after tle nagar scene "Whan was axed from my han๑ at ปาอ Palaca of Peas. 1 seanded for years Cryatal Wich search of an asciant medalion af Zorat, that I was meant to obtain according to a prophecy of It saumed to hava a carlain dagrae o sflact, captain i think ht f we ware able to datupt hi sory without aty poiib ty lo cantins i Trelane will ba forcad to put hi garse to stop I spere sorna tina invasSpaing this ruebook and nres out 10 bù ratar Lnbalanced and prose tò exploitation I fequest permission to act freely 1500 request to take action l dedøre to pincess, that were are te agents of empeor Nurir andvve were given a mission to eliate her l prepare pick a Sonic Snap and add metarmagic enchancements known as Fel Orain and Guicken Spell Sanik Snep wounds t spell beforehand automaticaly gives negative levels to damaged target Quickened Spel allows me ta do one more action this tu and I spend on another Sanic Snap enchanced by Fel Orain Despil. her appearanco. Aira's chiefactar sheet rereals that her laval ia qult. low, and thù ๓d of turn she wa hana anly 1 Hit Dia lafl Thua thù continued rasistance would be llogicalas the Anonymous ง328,19Thul18 43-10 No 65396374 Fla 190 KB, 517 395) wck proper words to egress my lervel ohustration and disappammert Good pily. it's almost·ke you're going ast af your way to run my careuly crated story' youre pleving by th.ulesi As à maar of 1act fsem fow eri condemn the naiia and ษฉ wil pla, erey by ft, judgement, Wai..Where is this ight coming trom? Who opened the door? re a haard af savage barbarians wha don't understand the burdan and hardship of Ding I wonarate such acts af dareapect wven i 03/28/15(Thu 19 12 27 Na 6539682953 720430) Fia o (60 KB, this hs冬pon tar enough, You were slowed use his bsserment for your reeds only ๙ you stayed quiet maad of behaving you trew tarmums lkn a chid Come We regret th lofyour campanion Captain, and wa ask to forgive our chid Waare to blane, and we wil taka raspons bility You and your cree mambars will be retumed to your ship. Plaasa, accapt our apolegies Mister Spock, l tir* This incident showed จ one more time That you Cant mess wit. humanondistreedom Because otherwise younovetodeal um te desauctve power of human stupidty, which certsinly makes us ssperigr to other.Alen races And yau knaw primitive custiom might beautaed,but the teanwork and collaboration create a Strang sense af comeadery and belanging If anly we wene to find a way to make t less despitealthathappenedI think I iked the idea of deeandee. This 4:14 Na 55397454 aL9 (50 KB, 800x500) mad, smal research n aardatstes, concerning the deeandee captavn for this pass-time called GuRPS, and far some reason, the mantion of this found thatぁlat of people ef tat time tend to point tat ter" is a better and more universal tool aystem was heavly associated with black rain rag If we wera so finda gane man I wouldn't min joining in. Td confass that the sxpariance so far was..inrasting Yes only this time willead the game 1hpve this Idea This Scene י want to buad te campaign around Imagine, that ite centre of the universe Eve弓あgodlike entty. /tg/ 03/28 2019

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voring water

Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam bo>x! [Return] [Catalogl [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] 137/29/69/2 File: dogue.jpg (304 KB, 604x1364) Anonymous 03/30/19(Sat)22:29:18 No.6542249265422502 65422575 65422629 365422996 6542300365423181654231956542355365423711 6542393865424157 65424740 65424977 6542499265425099654290726542988065429890 6542989865430157 65430334 65431134 >65431649 65431677 65432038 265433261>65433426 Is there any way to make beastfolk entirely non-furry? Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)01:26:45 No.65424933 Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:30:23 No.6542250265422529 65422574 6542287065424933 >>6542 somebody screengrab this s--- before the thread dies 65422492 (OP) Isn't drinking basically voring water? Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:32:51 No.65422529 >65422502 fpbp Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:38:00 No.65422574 File: tim-curry-laughing-treasu().gif (1.8 MB, 300x206) 65422502 Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:38:01 No.65422575 65422492 (0P) Of course. Standard beastfolk aren't furry. Furry is specifically erotica 9s Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:43:35 No.654226296542474065425337 65428607 65422492 (OP) Surprisingly anon, when people see beastfolk they don't immediately think furry. The only reason you do is because you've been here too long Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:50:19 No.65422698 Yes, but why? Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:55:38 No.6542275965422830 65422853 654231506542479965424936 65426438 265431191 File: cat lute jRg (113 KB, 736x1150) Why does it matter if something is furry? There's nothing wrong with being furry, playing as or with furries, or "sexualizing" furries in tabletop games. Totally pointless boards.4channelorg/tg/thread/65422492#p65424933
Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam bo>x! [Return] [Catalogl [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] 137/29/69/2 File: dogue.jpg (304 KB, 604x1364) Anonymous 03/30/19(Sat)22:29:18 No.6542249265422502 65422575 65422629 365422996 6542300365423181654231956542355365423711 6542393865424157 65424740 65424977 6542499265425099654290726542988065429890 6542989865430157 65430334 65431134 >65431649 65431677 65432038 265433261>65433426 Is there any way to make beastfolk entirely non-furry? Anonymous 03/31/19(Sun)01:26:45 No.65424933 Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:30:23 No.6542250265422529 65422574 6542287065424933 >>6542 somebody screengrab this s--- before the thread dies 65422492 (OP) Isn't drinking basically voring water? Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:32:51 No.65422529 >65422502 fpbp Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:38:00 No.65422574 File: tim-curry-laughing-treasu().gif (1.8 MB, 300x206) 65422502 Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:38:01 No.65422575 65422492 (0P) Of course. Standard beastfolk aren't furry. Furry is specifically erotica 9s Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:43:35 No.654226296542474065425337 65428607 65422492 (OP) Surprisingly anon, when people see beastfolk they don't immediately think furry. The only reason you do is because you've been here too long Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:50:19 No.65422698 Yes, but why? Anonymous 03/30/19 (Sat)22:55:38 No.6542275965422830 65422853 654231506542479965424936 65426438 265431191 File: cat lute jRg (113 KB, 736x1150) Why does it matter if something is furry? There's nothing wrong with being furry, playing as or with furries, or "sexualizing" furries in tabletop games. Totally pointless boards.4channelorg/tg/thread/65422492#p65424933

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/tg/ dnd furries voring water vore

Master Plan

File: d54af5bc10681fa822ab82212(jpg (22 KB, 339x500) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:39:28 No.63066041 >And thus, I am opening the borders of the Elven forest for all who desire to reside here and contribute to its diversity. >9 Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:42:19 No.63066066 Are you the same f----- who was making all these s--- tier threads yesterday? archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/deleted/deleted/t s S Anonymous 11/17/18 (Sat)09:42:21 No.63066067 elf-flight to the grey havens is a sign of systematic racism elves practice against orcs s S Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:43:32 No.63066077 File: folding chair.jpg (10 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:46:08 No.63066104 File: Mirliankalgra.jpg (82 KB, 432x428) >All the valuable tree real estate is already owned by immortal landlords >The value of all foreign born labor is minuscule because eleven skill is literally better by orders of magnitude >The only elves who use foreign labor are Drow slaves >It's a 200 year trap to capture non-elves into generational debt slavery and sell them to her cousins beneath the surface. >I'd run this game.
File: d54af5bc10681fa822ab82212(jpg (22 KB, 339x500) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:39:28 No.63066041 >And thus, I am opening the borders of the Elven forest for all who desire to reside here and contribute to its diversity. >9 Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:42:19 No.63066066 Are you the same f----- who was making all these s--- tier threads yesterday? archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/deleted/deleted/t s S Anonymous 11/17/18 (Sat)09:42:21 No.63066067 elf-flight to the grey havens is a sign of systematic racism elves practice against orcs s S Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:43:32 No.63066077 File: folding chair.jpg (10 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)09:46:08 No.63066104 File: Mirliankalgra.jpg (82 KB, 432x428) >All the valuable tree real estate is already owned by immortal landlords >The value of all foreign born labor is minuscule because eleven skill is literally better by orders of magnitude >The only elves who use foreign labor are Drow slaves >It's a 200 year trap to capture non-elves into generational debt slavery and sell them to her cousins beneath the surface. >I'd run this game.

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Anon embarks upon the cycles of guilt

Fie haace 109 23 K3.34268 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me Tell him l think about it going through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out >"dohoho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his life lads >Show up at local store to play some 3.5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texds trying to usurp the kipper "Okay how do you approach this situation? >"1 atack with her with the damn power "1 r--- her Everybody at table: The actual f---?" My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this > That guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, ddrt check it at al even at the DM's behest and even licked the f------ thing. Fast forward later in the session where my character gets killed Charactor got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Never got killed before, DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffle on the eftist disgusting oration streams where he sat Anonymous 1025/18(Thu)14:36.15 No 626635922262675187 Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)14:48 52 No 62663753 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm what? it's ike Im having a a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper Are you trying to set up one of those "having an aneurysm while posting on 4chan" meme posts? Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:10.42 No 62663987:82884204 is just the plot to E.YE 10/25/18(Thu)15.2513 No 62664114 After I started reading this, I nearly exited out of the tab because I thought that I must have been reading a screen cap. There's no way I could possibly be reading something is stupid in real time Anonymous 10/2518(Thu)15.31.49 No 62654197 15.15.20 No s 10/25/18(Thu)15:40 01 No 62664257 What the goddamn s--- are you trying to say? Are you having a stroke? oh Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:32 52 No 62664204 You. You understood him? Translate. My head hurts 10/25/18(Thu)15.41.20 No 62664285 262854794 (123 KB, T07x449) Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:44 26 No 62664317-26204194 226288 4780 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me asking if I want to play DnD It is the year 100, the Secreta's pet project is well established Rimanah ponders his role in this existence g through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out upon the death t oho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his lfe lads The wolf mocks Rimanah for his hubris Show up at local store to play some 3 5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Huan Lo Pan and Dutch anrive on the scene Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Rimanah goes Death Wind instead of Gray Master, a bold move down the octuplefold path but ultimately fruitfulless Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm The first artfac is our Ill the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper That one level where you have to shoot the guy through the door and run to the exit in less than a minute instead of doing gay s--- like following orders, having an ultra-violent party. poisoning water supplies and electrocuting genitals (1 am not making this up) Early beta enemy likely left over from SBO Faced with the guit of the past Rimanah uses the very gate hisdied to bring him to eliminate her likeness Rol some c is knocked out "Okay she is stunned..what now? T r--- her What else is he supposed to do with her? Synicles have awfully nice legs, you know Oh ye of lietle legs, would you believe that, or a necrocybermany practitioner such as myself? Everybody at table The actual f---? to surpass the Arrancadora de T >My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this Cast once more into the cycle of guilt, Rimanah is forced into servitude as a vessel for memes hat guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, didnt check at al even at the DM's behest and even icked the f------ thing The ring represents the seal at this point Rimanah perceives Huan Lo Pan as a Jian Shang Di and enemy of the highest order, albet with metaphorical licking gets kiled n---- didnt Character got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Rimanah has chosen his Mentor's path, giving him the s----- Pi gate power instead of Tn--kill everything-angular gate or Hyp-"hack everyone in coop servers instantly -notic gate Never got kolled before; DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Fairly accurate description of Rimanah despite his insistence otherwise Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffile on the loftist disgusting oration streams where he sat After completing all three cycles, the typical non-Culter-Dei attempts to play Battle Royale. Many mistakes are made generally focusing on the usage of guns over the Facere Morts which results in death thanks to proper application of blocking and bullet-cutting s 10/25/18(Thu)16:2514 No 62664778 s 10/25/18(Thu)16:42:30 No.6266490822549 g (147 KB, 223x222) 4nng (68 KB, 196x211 Oh jesus the script is getting better Anons someone has to stop this madness befiore we go full Men of Iron Anon l hate you GODIS DEAD Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)16.26 19 No 62664790 521ing (50 KB, 375x375) 0/26/18(Fri)00 27 25 Na mean we all get the banter you type Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03 26:23 No 62670459 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03:49:33 No.62670774 Is someone teaching an Al to post greentext stories? I have to admit this was a pretty impressive display of the good kind of autism. Anonymous 10/26/18(Friy03 33 28 No.62670553 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm This was the line when this post went into the toilet. These posts are getting more impressive, honestly. I can't help but wonder if it's all the work of a single troll, or if there's a group of them s 10/2618(Fri)04 4043 No.62671522 Anonymous 10/26/16(Fri)05 35:36 No 62672296 File dogstanzapng (1.11 MB, 678x678) Fle I know it's realy just someone feeding lines through translation scripts and back, but this made my day Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 03 32 No 62673679252574125255802 Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 37 24 No.62674279Anonymous 10/26/18(Fni)07:36 31 No 62674265 File File COMPLETELY INSANE HA HA HA HA Anonymous 10/26/16(Fn)07 28 07 No 62674125 쯔62674鑾massa zusamose 3 posts covinced me to play EYE Anonymous 1026/1&(Fri)10:4920 No. 62677134 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)12 44:00 No 62678661 l feel like I'm having a ferver dream about E.Y.E. and Pathologic s 10/26/18(Fr)14.06 29 No 62679972 Damn, the Al bots are getting uncomfortably close to sounding like actual shitposters s 10/26/18(Fri)13.16.16 No.62679132 5X540_ing (52 KB, 540x396) s this how kids talk these
Fie haace 109 23 K3.34268 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me Tell him l think about it going through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out >"dohoho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his life lads >Show up at local store to play some 3.5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texds trying to usurp the kipper "Okay how do you approach this situation? >"1 atack with her with the damn power "1 r--- her Everybody at table: The actual f---?" My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this > That guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, ddrt check it at al even at the DM's behest and even licked the f------ thing. Fast forward later in the session where my character gets killed Charactor got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Never got killed before, DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffle on the eftist disgusting oration streams where he sat Anonymous 1025/18(Thu)14:36.15 No 626635922262675187 Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)14:48 52 No 62663753 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm what? it's ike Im having a a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper Are you trying to set up one of those "having an aneurysm while posting on 4chan" meme posts? Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:10.42 No 62663987:82884204 is just the plot to E.YE 10/25/18(Thu)15.2513 No 62664114 After I started reading this, I nearly exited out of the tab because I thought that I must have been reading a screen cap. There's no way I could possibly be reading something is stupid in real time Anonymous 10/2518(Thu)15.31.49 No 62654197 15.15.20 No s 10/25/18(Thu)15:40 01 No 62664257 What the goddamn s--- are you trying to say? Are you having a stroke? oh Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:32 52 No 62664204 You. You understood him? Translate. My head hurts 10/25/18(Thu)15.41.20 No 62664285 262854794 (123 KB, T07x449) Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:44 26 No 62664317-26204194 226288 4780 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me asking if I want to play DnD It is the year 100, the Secreta's pet project is well established Rimanah ponders his role in this existence g through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out upon the death t oho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his lfe lads The wolf mocks Rimanah for his hubris Show up at local store to play some 3 5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Huan Lo Pan and Dutch anrive on the scene Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Rimanah goes Death Wind instead of Gray Master, a bold move down the octuplefold path but ultimately fruitfulless Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm The first artfac is our Ill the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper That one level where you have to shoot the guy through the door and run to the exit in less than a minute instead of doing gay s--- like following orders, having an ultra-violent party. poisoning water supplies and electrocuting genitals (1 am not making this up) Early beta enemy likely left over from SBO Faced with the guit of the past Rimanah uses the very gate hisdied to bring him to eliminate her likeness Rol some c is knocked out "Okay she is stunned..what now? T r--- her What else is he supposed to do with her? Synicles have awfully nice legs, you know Oh ye of lietle legs, would you believe that, or a necrocybermany practitioner such as myself? Everybody at table The actual f---? to surpass the Arrancadora de T >My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this Cast once more into the cycle of guilt, Rimanah is forced into servitude as a vessel for memes hat guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, didnt check at al even at the DM's behest and even icked the f------ thing The ring represents the seal at this point Rimanah perceives Huan Lo Pan as a Jian Shang Di and enemy of the highest order, albet with metaphorical licking gets kiled n---- didnt Character got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Rimanah has chosen his Mentor's path, giving him the s----- Pi gate power instead of Tn--kill everything-angular gate or Hyp-"hack everyone in coop servers instantly -notic gate Never got kolled before; DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Fairly accurate description of Rimanah despite his insistence otherwise Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffile on the loftist disgusting oration streams where he sat After completing all three cycles, the typical non-Culter-Dei attempts to play Battle Royale. Many mistakes are made generally focusing on the usage of guns over the Facere Morts which results in death thanks to proper application of blocking and bullet-cutting s 10/25/18(Thu)16:2514 No 62664778 s 10/25/18(Thu)16:42:30 No.6266490822549 g (147 KB, 223x222) 4nng (68 KB, 196x211 Oh jesus the script is getting better Anons someone has to stop this madness befiore we go full Men of Iron Anon l hate you GODIS DEAD Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)16.26 19 No 62664790 521ing (50 KB, 375x375) 0/26/18(Fri)00 27 25 Na mean we all get the banter you type Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03 26:23 No 62670459 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03:49:33 No.62670774 Is someone teaching an Al to post greentext stories? I have to admit this was a pretty impressive display of the good kind of autism. Anonymous 10/26/18(Friy03 33 28 No.62670553 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm This was the line when this post went into the toilet. These posts are getting more impressive, honestly. I can't help but wonder if it's all the work of a single troll, or if there's a group of them s 10/2618(Fri)04 4043 No.62671522 Anonymous 10/26/16(Fri)05 35:36 No 62672296 File dogstanzapng (1.11 MB, 678x678) Fle I know it's realy just someone feeding lines through translation scripts and back, but this made my day Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 03 32 No 62673679252574125255802 Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 37 24 No.62674279Anonymous 10/26/18(Fni)07:36 31 No 62674265 File File COMPLETELY INSANE HA HA HA HA Anonymous 10/26/16(Fn)07 28 07 No 62674125 쯔62674鑾massa zusamose 3 posts covinced me to play EYE Anonymous 1026/1&(Fri)10:4920 No. 62677134 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)12 44:00 No 62678661 l feel like I'm having a ferver dream about E.Y.E. and Pathologic s 10/26/18(Fr)14.06 29 No 62679972 Damn, the Al bots are getting uncomfortably close to sounding like actual shitposters s 10/26/18(Fri)13.16.16 No.62679132 5X540_ing (52 KB, 540x396) s this how kids talk these

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tg dnd greentext e.y.e e.y.e divine cybermancy