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There we go, all done. Sorry for breaking this up into so many parts, but I couldn't work out a way of including all the parts as one image and still have the thing be readable.
![T-IO Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:04 No.84447976 [▼] >>84448084 >>84448216 >>84448268 >>84448317 >>84448374 >>84448507 >>84449091 >>84449702 The whole show is a /tg/ game: >Players, I made this amazing plot for you all, with alien invasions, tears, suffering, and heroism worthy of MuvLuv Alternative >Roll for dodge >All three players fail >Then all the players decide to go after random tidbits and ignore the plothook. >Players destroy the inn every time. >DM tries to get them back on track with the guardian of the swamp, sending young men to explore the infestation, or even cave in by bug. >Player still dicking around the beginner village. T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:06 No.84448084 [v] >>84448179 >>84447976 >GM hands them an important item >players disregard the item and destroy it >GM says f--- it and makes it work anyways T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:10 No.84448268 [▼] >>84447976 This somehow made perfect sense. I thought the author was some amateur writer who can't tie up plot and scenes well but now I see it all just random events crudely stitched together. T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:11 No.84448317 [v] >>84448431 >84448448 >>84447976 So, syrup is the gmpc? T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:12 No.84448374 [ ] >>84447976 >Players, here is some demiurge, some gnositic references, some fantasy creatures, some dragon girls, some manly mages... Wait. DM. Go back a bit. Manly mages? no, further back. Dragon girls? Yes, Sold. T-) O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:13 No.84448431 [] >>84448317 Yes. She is literally railroad tracks. T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:13 No.84448448 [▼] >>84448503 >>84448317 Pretty much. Also, So Player 1, I read your chart, and it seems like you made a mistake. You gave barley tea +++ proficiency. Yes DM, that is exactly what I intend to do. T-IO Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:14 No.84448503 [v] >>84448692 >>84448448 Player 3's dump stat is INT and she solves everything with a giant axe. T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:18 No.84448692 [▼] >>84448503 And forgot that Dex is used for ranged to hit rolls instead of Str. T-IO Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:25 No.84449091 [v] >>84449383 >>84450460 >>84450652 >>84447976 >So Yurlungur thanks you for freeing his stomach of the block- Is the dragon attracted to my character? >What? No, I mean thats pretty- The dragon should be attracted to my character. She's basically a dragon and she's hotter than Jerry and Alex's characters. >But he's a drag- She's basically a dragon. >FINE! Yurlungur hits on you and tells you to call him. Happy?! Yes. T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:30 No.84449383 [-] >>84450064 >>84450460 >>84450652 >>84449091 >Your father is trapped in the mine. I dig him out. >You have no shovel, you must travel to the next town to get some shov.. I attack the wall >What? I attack the wall with my axe. I rolled an 18. >Fine. The wall has 400 HP. I summon Yurlungur. [-] O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:42 No.84450064 [-1>>84450127 >>84450195 >>84450441 >>84450460 >>84450652 >>84450821 >>84450890 >>84452671 >>84449383 >Syrup starts eating the food your servants have laid out for you. Wait. She eats the human-sized portions? How the f---? -How come he gets to be a princess and I'm some s----- orphaned water mage?- >Shut She eats human portions because she has fairy magic and fairies can eat as much as they want and not be fulI. up. Wow really? I tell my servants to get whats-her-name more food. I want to see how much she really can eat. >You know that your Dad is having a secret meeting right now, right? There could be stuff you could learn. About the quest. Nah f--- that, feed the fairy food. >Her name is Syrup. T-IO Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:43 No.84450127 [-] T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:50 No.84450441 [▼] >>84451916 >>84450064 >Her name is Syrup >>84450064 We need a log summary for every episode. T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:55 No.84450652 [ ] T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:51 No.84450460 [▼] >>84449091 >>84449383 >>84450064 >her name is syrup >>84449091 >>84449383 >>84450064 Just like in my old D&D days. Good god Im in tears T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)18:29 No.84452671 [v] [-] O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)17:58 No.84450821 [▼] 1335583473862.png (120 KB, 434x400) igdb google >>84450064 >Suddenly the cave is being flooded! You need to get out! Nah, Levia will make all the water go back up. >But her magic proficiency is too low We'll roll on it anyway. F--- yeah natural 20! >Syrup has found a mysterious artifact! She suggests you investigate it. F--- that, we have to save Jorm's dads. Throw that s--- away. >>84450064 >Her name is Syrup. T-IO Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)18:00 No.84450890 [] 1357478391068.png (368 KB, 569x480) igdb google >>84450064 >Her name is Syrup. I just can imagine a DM making a "Jesus Christ, I don't care anymore but at least remember the name of the character I worked on!" face. T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)18:45 No.84453653 [ ] T-O Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)18:58 No.84454413 [▼] >>84454885 >>84456240 >>84451633 >so all your dragon girls have wings, a tail and cast magic Mine is a melee only, earth magic. I dont want wings either. >but how will you fly III throw my axe >but you dont have the dex re- III throw my axe. >>84454265 >Jormu is out of power now I transform -No you idiot youll kill us all, its a coal mine- So? -Nah, lemme do it- But theres no water moron, i can solve this really quickly >What the hell guys, common... Syrup sees a small gap in the rocks Send her through to check on my dads >How do you have more than one d- f--- it, okay syrup goes to inspect the cave >All of a sudden, the ground water starts rushing into the mine](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/190/366/67a.jpg)
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