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Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice Or Having Him Run For Senate
Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice Or Having Him Run For Senate

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The Bee's humble apology

Politics The Babylon Bee Would Like To Apologize To Xi Jinping For Referring To Him As 'President' And Not 'A Stuffed Honey-Loving Bear Who Lives In The Hundred Acre Wood' May 26th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com Here is our apology, Mr. Pooh: 亲爱的习近平领导人,对于您称呼您为”总统”,我们深感抱歉。 我们知道您确定是吃蜂蜜且非常胖的黄 熊。我们犯了一个非常非常非常严重的错误,我们非常非常爱您和中国政府。用不与之相称的代词来误 认一个人是非常糟糕的。您是小熊维尼,我们希望尊重这一身份。因此,从现在开始,我们将永远只称 您为小熊维尼(Winnie the Pooh),这是一只可爱的毛绒熊,与克里斯托弗-罗宾(Christopher Robin)一起玩,非常笨。非常感谢,请不要将我们送到监狱营地。 Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you "President". We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very very very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we hope to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always call you Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh), this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin (Christopher Robin), very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.
Politics The Babylon Bee Would Like To Apologize To Xi Jinping For Referring To Him As 'President' And Not 'A Stuffed Honey-Loving Bear Who Lives In The Hundred Acre Wood' May 26th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com Here is our apology, Mr. Pooh: 亲爱的习近平领导人,对于您称呼您为”总统”,我们深感抱歉。 我们知道您确定是吃蜂蜜且非常胖的黄 熊。我们犯了一个非常非常非常严重的错误,我们非常非常爱您和中国政府。用不与之相称的代词来误 认一个人是非常糟糕的。您是小熊维尼,我们希望尊重这一身份。因此,从现在开始,我们将永远只称 您为小熊维尼(Winnie the Pooh),这是一只可爱的毛绒熊,与克里斯托弗-罗宾(Christopher Robin)一起玩,非常笨。非常感谢,请不要将我们送到监狱营地。 Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you "President". We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very very very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we hope to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always call you Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh), this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin (Christopher Robin), very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.

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CNN Reports Amy Coney Barrett Attended Bizarre Ceremony Where She Ate Flesh, Drank Blood Of Jewish Guy

CNN Reports Amy Coney Barrett Attended Bizarre Ceremony Where She Ate Flesh, Drank Blood Of Jewish Guy September 28th, 2020 - BabylonBee.com
CNN Reports Amy Coney Barrett Attended Bizarre Ceremony Where She Ate Flesh, Drank Blood Of Jewish Guy September 28th, 2020 - BabylonBee.com

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"Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen"

QUEEN SLAY DISNEY
QUEEN SLAY DISNEY

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"Infographic: How To Tell If Something Is Racist"

How to Tell if Something is Racist A handy flowchart Does it exist? Yes It's racist
How to Tell if Something is Racist A handy flowchart Does it exist? Yes It's racist

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Superman Criticized As Unrealistic For Portraying A Journalist As Heroic

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Superman Criticized As Unrealistic For Portraying A Journalist As Heroic Superman Criticized As Unrealistic For Portraying A Journalist As Heroic U.S.-Comic book character Superman has increasingly come under fire lately, many seeing the character as extremely outdated -- especially the bizarre depiction of his. S babylonbee.com 8:45 PM · Dec 13, 2019 · Buffer
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Superman Criticized As Unrealistic For Portraying A Journalist As Heroic Superman Criticized As Unrealistic For Portraying A Journalist As Heroic U.S.-Comic book character Superman has increasingly come under fire lately, many seeing the character as extremely outdated -- especially the bizarre depiction of his. S babylonbee.com 8:45 PM · Dec 13, 2019 · Buffer

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"Progressive Suddenly Realizes Some Of Her Current Beliefs Might Render Her An Intolerant Bigot Ten Years From Now"

Lifestyle Local Newsworthy Photos Progressive Suddenly Realizes Some Of Her Current Beliefs Might Render Her An Intolerant Bigot Ten Years From Now June 17th, 2016
Lifestyle Local Newsworthy Photos Progressive Suddenly Realizes Some Of Her Current Beliefs Might Render Her An Intolerant Bigot Ten Years From Now June 17th, 2016

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"Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That's Where Israel Is"

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee lhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That's Where Israel Is MR.KEATING Ms. OMAR Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That's Where... babylonbee.com
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee lhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That's Where Israel Is MR.KEATING Ms. OMAR Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That's Where... babylonbee.com

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"Mark Zuckerberg Finishes Another Long Day Of Deciding What People Should Believe"

The Babylon Bee 11 hrs "It's hard work, dictating which worldviews are acceptable and which are not. But someone has to do it." BABYLONBEE.COM Mark Zuckerberg Finishes Another Long Day Of Deciding What People Should Believe
The Babylon Bee 11 hrs "It's hard work, dictating which worldviews are acceptable and which are not. But someone has to do it." BABYLONBEE.COM Mark Zuckerberg Finishes Another Long Day Of Deciding What People Should Believe

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"Concerning Survey Finds Too Many People Believe Snopes Is A Legitimate Fact-Checking Website"

Concerning Survey Finds Too Many People Believe Snopes Is A Legitimate Fact-Checking Website August 21st, 2019 Believes Snopes is a legitimate fact- checking site Understands that Snopes is satire Thinks Snopes is the name of a rapper
Concerning Survey Finds Too Many People Believe Snopes Is A Legitimate Fact-Checking Website August 21st, 2019 Believes Snopes is a legitimate fact- checking site Understands that Snopes is satire Thinks Snopes is the name of a rapper

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Traditional vs. Updated Religions

TRADITIONAL UPDATED CHRISTIAN EASTER WORSHIPER HINDU coW AVOIDER MUSLIM HUMMUS ENJOYER BUDDHIST NIRVANA FAN WICCAN HOT TOPIC SHOPPER JEW TINY HAT WEARER POLITE BIKE RIDER MORMON ATHEIST TEENAGER JEHOVAH'S WITNESS LIKE MORMONS BUT ON FOOT DUNGEON MASTER SATANIST FANATICAL FITNESS CROSSFITTER EVANGELIZER SCIENTOLOGIST [removed by our lawyers]
TRADITIONAL UPDATED CHRISTIAN EASTER WORSHIPER HINDU coW AVOIDER MUSLIM HUMMUS ENJOYER BUDDHIST NIRVANA FAN WICCAN HOT TOPIC SHOPPER JEW TINY HAT WEARER POLITE BIKE RIDER MORMON ATHEIST TEENAGER JEHOVAH'S WITNESS LIKE MORMONS BUT ON FOOT DUNGEON MASTER SATANIST FANATICAL FITNESS CROSSFITTER EVANGELIZER SCIENTOLOGIST [removed by our lawyers]

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"Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men in Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-Infested Blankets"

Politics U.S. Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-lnfested Blankets February 19th, 2019
Politics U.S. Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-lnfested Blankets February 19th, 2019

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"Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human"

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human babylonbee.com 3:15 PM 22 May 19 Tweet Deck 301 Retweets 976 Likes
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human babylonbee.com 3:15 PM 22 May 19 Tweet Deck 301 Retweets 976 Likes

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"Six-Year-Old Saying, 'Why Don't We Just Give Everything Away For Free?' Surges To Top Of Democratic Polls"

Six-Year-Old Saying, 'Why Don't We Just Give Everything Away For Free?' Surges To Top Of Democratic Polls August 13th, 2019 DEMOCRATS NIC DEMOCRATS
Six-Year-Old Saying, 'Why Don't We Just Give Everything Away For Free?' Surges To Top Of Democratic Polls August 13th, 2019 DEMOCRATS NIC DEMOCRATS

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