The Babylon Bee - "Mark Zuckerberg Finishes Another Long Day Of Deciding What People Should Believe"

The only thing we should believe in is SMOKING MEATS IN MY BACKYARD.

Geeze, just look at those empty, soul-less eyes. No wonder people keep making robot and reptilian jokes.

Except that's insulting to robots and reptilians.

Is this guy a sociopath or something like that? Because the way he acts and talks just screams "dead inside" and sociopaths can't really human unless they're good at faking it, which this guy clearly can't.