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Lieutenant, I've made a tumblr account Will you follow me? Colonel when aid I'd follow you into hell I didn tlmean it that literally

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"Social media site personified except however old the site is is what they actually look like" by dream-cassette

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10th Anniversary, Apparently?

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Tumblr turned 10. There's your context

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Most Accurate Depiction of the Press I Have Ever Seen

You're taking everythingIsay out of context Your're trying to make people think think Coolsville sucks All Fred Jones had to say was.. 1 think Coolsvile sucks!" The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen Source: macaracooned

You're taking everythingIsay out of context Your're trying to make people think think Coolsville sucks All Fred Jones had to say was.. 1 think Coolsvile sucks!" The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen Source: macaracooned

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That's how it works

kisbys i love the internet because you could be having a really deep and meaningful conversation with your friend about life and everything that's Wrong with society but then you look to the side and you see ur pal who is typing these insightful replies to you and they have their Icon set as some b------- so ur getting serious life advice from the image of tony the tigers ripped body smashing a watermelon inbetween his meaty thighs. thanks tony

kisbys i love the internet because you could be having a really deep and meaningful conversation with your friend about life and everything that's Wrong with society but then you look to the side and you see ur pal who is typing these insightful replies to you and they have their Icon set as some b------- so ur getting serious life advice from the image of tony the tigers ripped body smashing a watermelon inbetween his meaty thighs. thanks tony

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Shel Silverstein

dirdbub neuroanarchy glumshoe Ill never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein's art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark you have odd notions about masculine faces glumshoe real gentle-lookin sneer sosungalittleclodofclay really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find glumshoe buddy it's literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree kvothe-kingkiller There was this book Dad used to read to me every ight called The Ging Tree. It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of author, this guy named Shel Siverstein. But Shel Silversten looks morelkeauglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT YOULL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY 0 18 Source: glumshoe 13,465 notes

dirdbub neuroanarchy glumshoe Ill never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein's art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark you have odd notions about masculine faces glumshoe real gentle-lookin sneer sosungalittleclodofclay really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find glumshoe buddy it's literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree kvothe-kingkiller There was this book Dad used to read to me every ight called The Ging Tree. It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of author, this guy named Shel Siverstein. But Shel Silversten looks morelkeauglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT YOULL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY 0 18 Source: glumshoe 13,465 notes

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So youre attracted to robots ? Ike in Westworld? haha So youre attracted to aliens 2Like vulcans? 0 haha 2

So youre attracted to robots ? Ike in Westworld? haha So youre attracted to aliens 2Like vulcans? 0 haha 2

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Puppy with a knife

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xeppeli i'm the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes 颸 hollow-clunk-sound-effect and the last

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FOOTBAW

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VMnot tryw t out f the Ryan icy in IIX bill ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW む

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How to read when in tub

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isabellaphant: tophatfloof rosalui: karnsway: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so f------ hard THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

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Title

Title Your text here #tags 7,097 notes May 31st, 2016

Title Your text here #tags 7,097 notes May 31st, 2016

Tomato on a train

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herpmydong ultraw4nk: aragaki-ayase why is there a f------ tomato in the train because its the subway f--- you

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Suppermariobroth comes out of the game and kills my parents

grawly suppermariobroth breaks into my house and disables backface culling on all my furniture, making it more gpu intensive and driving my electricity bill through the roof grawly suppermariobroth mugs me at gunpoint but rotates my vision by 180 degrees before they flee thereby rendering me incapable of seeing direct light reflected off surfaces in my immediate area grawly suppermariobroth opens a photo album and shows me a picture of my entire family without faces

grawly suppermariobroth breaks into my house and disables backface culling on all my furniture, making it more gpu intensive and driving my electricity bill through the roof grawly suppermariobroth mugs me at gunpoint but rotates my vision by 180 degrees before they flee thereby rendering me incapable of seeing direct light reflected off surfaces in my immediate area grawly suppermariobroth opens a photo album and shows me a picture of my entire family without faces

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Small fries

Day 44 Vento Aureo is not confirmed. Day 44 is also the 4th of February. N/A HUH っ! 444 notes Extra cursed now.

Day 44 Vento Aureo is not confirmed. Day 44 is also the 4th of February. N/A HUH っ! 444 notes Extra cursed now.

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Viking Bots

Follow oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you Ragnarok is Now ??7 okay that's weird, and they tollowed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m Follow Ragnarok is Now Follow Guideline to Vahaila Follow ose Mythology Worid Follow Daily Vahala Follow My Odin Follow Follow Gates to Valhalia what anonymous asked Did you ever Sgure out what the deal was with those viking i never expected that this would be a relevant question in my life and no I DID NOT notes OKAY WHAT THE HECKI WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN 40 notes yggdrasil-now norselifestyle Ask imm 40 notes immapla dai E odins-horn you can THERE ARE MORE itsragnaroklove myragnar odins-horn zvenrunes norseheaven peganluxury 2valhalla pegan-and-proud vikingcult lifebyragnar ragnarbu cult-valhalla WHY ARE THERE MORE Are these the new pom bots? Viking Bots? GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

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"I'm pretty much everything Tumblr hates"

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People Can’t Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel

People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes iA Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m. Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." cetanes bedwig-dord Thats the weirdest crotc sentence i've read all month his f------ post singlehandedly ruined my life You don't realy appreciate how f------ great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars ail at wring sex DO A BARREL ROLL Forget what his d--- ts dong, what are her breasts dong? How do a par of at sacks attached to a nbcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man's mouth and then his wanger immediately ater? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacen? is your weiner detachable, is that ? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schiong-to-t---- roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world's most faled attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this? HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW.WHAT AND WE HAD SEX Like, in My Immortal, it's at least impled he knows where he's supposed to put it. Its very simpiste, lkea-style sex isert tab A rno slot B> but tat's better than tis ague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts Soyes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better OK so Im sure people are aware of this, but just in case youre not there is an annual award given every year by the Literary Review for bad sex scenes in ficbion The above entry (sorry) by Morissey won this ilustrious award in 2015 (and yes, he threw a Morrissey wins bad sex award for love scenes in debut novel List of the Lost Singer's description of a giegling snowball of fuill-figured copulation' helped him ain dubious victory The best part of this is that the 2016 nominations were just announced, and OH BOY there are some absolute crackers this year The Butcher's Hook by Janet Ellis when his hand goes to my breasts, myfeet are envious, I slide my hands down his back, all along his spine, rutted with bone like mud ridoes in a dry field, to the audacious sweill below His finger is inside me, his thoomb circing, and I spi like grain from a bucket. He is panting, still runming his race.I laigh at the incongruous sine of him, sticking to his stomach and escaping from the springing hair below The Tobacconist by Robert Seethaler He closed his eyes and heard himself make a gurgling sound. And as his trousers slipped down his legs all the burdens ofhis life to date seemed to Sal away from mhe tipped back his head and faced up into the darkness beneath the celing, and for one blessed moment he felr as ihe could understand the things f this world in all their immesuable beauty.How strange they are, he thought, life and all of these things.Then he felt Aneaka slide down before him to the floor, Jelt her hands grab his naked buttocks and draw him to her. "Come, sony boyf he heard her whisper, and with a smile he let go. A Doubter's Almanac by Ethan Canin The act inself was fervent. Like a brisk temnis game or a summer track meet, something performed in daylight between competitors. The cheap mattress bounced. She liked to do it more than once, and he was usually able to comply Bourbon ws is gasoline. Between sessions, he poured it at the counter while she lay panting on the sheets Sweat burnished her body. The lean neck. The surprisingly fiall breasts. He would down another glass and return And in case anyone is interested, these are some of the entries that Momissey beat to the top prize last year Book of Numbers by Joshua Cohen Her mouth was intensely ovoid, an almond mouth, of citrus crescents And under that sling, her breasts were like young fawns, sheep frolicking in hyssop- Psalms were about to pour out of me. Voust "Te vais me undressed, clothes olf, unhaballé, déshab Before, During, After by Richard Bausch She reached up and brought him to her, then rolled over on top of him and began softly to move down. When she took him, still a little flaocid, into her mouth, he moaned, Oh, lover. She felt him harden, and she tightened her lips and pulled and then ran her tongue slow along the shaft, and then straightened and straddled him, guiding him into her, sinking and rising on him, head back, hands gripping his shoulders. It went on. It was very good. Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff The party was loud. She pushed him back on the sandy tar paper, and he was looking up at her face in the glow, and she lifted her skirt and moved the crotch of her underwear aside, and Lotto, who was always ready, who was ready at the most abstract imaginings of a girl-footprints of a sandpiper like a crotch, gallons of milk evoking boobs-was not ready at this oh-so-abrupt beginning It didnt matter. Gwennie shoved him in though she was dry. He shut his eyes and thought of mangoes, split papayas, fruits tart and sweet and dripping with juice, and then it was off, and he groaned and his whole body turned sweet agree We are spoit by tanfiction We arel And yet pretentious eltist woukd ALWAYS mock tanfic tion and Sc writers despte the fact that the writng in fanfiction is a milion times better than these so-called real" writer 40,322 motes Dec sth, 2016

People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes iA Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m. Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens. Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." cetanes bedwig-dord Thats the weirdest crotc sentence i've read all month his f------ post singlehandedly ruined my life You don't realy appreciate how f------ great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars ail at wring sex DO A BARREL ROLL Forget what his d--- ts dong, what are her breasts dong? How do a par of at sacks attached to a nbcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man's mouth and then his wanger immediately ater? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacen? is your weiner detachable, is that ? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schiong-to-t---- roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world's most faled attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this? HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW.WHAT AND WE HAD SEX Like, in My Immortal, it's at least impled he knows where he's supposed to put it. Its very simpiste, lkea-style sex isert tab A rno slot B> but tat's better than tis ague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts Soyes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better OK so Im sure people are aware of this, but just in case youre not there is an annual award given every year by the Literary Review for bad sex scenes in ficbion The above entry (sorry) by Morissey won this ilustrious award in 2015 (and yes, he threw a Morrissey wins bad sex award for love scenes in debut novel List of the Lost Singer's description of a giegling snowball of fuill-figured copulation' helped him ain dubious victory The best part of this is that the 2016 nominations were just announced, and OH BOY there are some absolute crackers this year The Butcher's Hook by Janet Ellis when his hand goes to my breasts, myfeet are envious, I slide my hands down his back, all along his spine, rutted with bone like mud ridoes in a dry field, to the audacious sweill below His finger is inside me, his thoomb circing, and I spi like grain from a bucket. He is panting, still runming his race.I laigh at the incongruous sine of him, sticking to his stomach and escaping from the springing hair below The Tobacconist by Robert Seethaler He closed his eyes and heard himself make a gurgling sound. And as his trousers slipped down his legs all the burdens ofhis life to date seemed to Sal away from mhe tipped back his head and faced up into the darkness beneath the celing, and for one blessed moment he felr as ihe could understand the things f this world in all their immesuable beauty.How strange they are, he thought, life and all of these things.Then he felt Aneaka slide down before him to the floor, Jelt her hands grab his naked buttocks and draw him to her. "Come, sony boyf he heard her whisper, and with a smile he let go. A Doubter's Almanac by Ethan Canin The act inself was fervent. Like a brisk temnis game or a summer track meet, something performed in daylight between competitors. The cheap mattress bounced. She liked to do it more than once, and he was usually able to comply Bourbon ws is gasoline. Between sessions, he poured it at the counter while she lay panting on the sheets Sweat burnished her body. The lean neck. The surprisingly fiall breasts. He would down another glass and return And in case anyone is interested, these are some of the entries that Momissey beat to the top prize last year Book of Numbers by Joshua Cohen Her mouth was intensely ovoid, an almond mouth, of citrus crescents And under that sling, her breasts were like young fawns, sheep frolicking in hyssop- Psalms were about to pour out of me. Voust "Te vais me undressed, clothes olf, unhaballé, déshab Before, During, After by Richard Bausch She reached up and brought him to her, then rolled over on top of him and began softly to move down. When she took him, still a little flaocid, into her mouth, he moaned, Oh, lover. She felt him harden, and she tightened her lips and pulled and then ran her tongue slow along the shaft, and then straightened and straddled him, guiding him into her, sinking and rising on him, head back, hands gripping his shoulders. It went on. It was very good. Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff The party was loud. She pushed him back on the sandy tar paper, and he was looking up at her face in the glow, and she lifted her skirt and moved the crotch of her underwear aside, and Lotto, who was always ready, who was ready at the most abstract imaginings of a girl-footprints of a sandpiper like a crotch, gallons of milk evoking boobs-was not ready at this oh-so-abrupt beginning It didnt matter. Gwennie shoved him in though she was dry. He shut his eyes and thought of mangoes, split papayas, fruits tart and sweet and dripping with juice, and then it was off, and he groaned and his whole body turned sweet agree We are spoit by tanfiction We arel And yet pretentious eltist woukd ALWAYS mock tanfic tion and Sc writers despte the fact that the writng in fanfiction is a milion times better than these so-called real" writer 40,322 motes Dec sth, 2016

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Person receives anon hate; turns out he sent it himself and forgot to turn anon on.

dark-deathrage asked you're a stupid f------ anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white dark-deathrage answered: looks like l triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. Originally posted by neonearthtone Tag yourself I'm the forgot to hit anon

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I'M SO ANGRY

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