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Pancake Discourse

anonymous asked Im making the entire alphabet out of pancakes!!!" AKA "I have to lie on tumbir to appear cute and interesting because I'm THAT desperate to seem cool" nice try though lo jewlsies answered i had to make two U's for this

anonymous asked Im making the entire alphabet out of pancakes!!!" AKA "I have to lie on tumbir to appear cute and interesting because I'm THAT desperate to seem cool" nice try though lo jewlsies answered i had to make two U's for this

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Mark Twain

peashooter85 Mark Twain with his Colt Model 1903 pistol, 1908. sexhaver i cant stop thinking about this picture. the stance. the white suit. the way the gun looks like he's just making a gun symbol with his fingers. the way his eyebrows are more prominent than his mustache. his f------ neck erin-space-goat that man was a pez dispenser

peashooter85 Mark Twain with his Colt Model 1903 pistol, 1908. sexhaver i cant stop thinking about this picture. the stance. the white suit. the way the gun looks like he's just making a gun symbol with his fingers. the way his eyebrows are more prominent than his mustache. his f------ neck erin-space-goat that man was a pez dispenser

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I mean while I do agree that this should stop...let's be honest, will it really stop anytime soon

meyecy end the concept of "cringy" interests 2k17 who the f--- cares if someones into minecraft or undertale or f------ twilight or whatever just let them have their goddamn fun they aint hurting anyone and it costs $0.00 to jus ignore it and move on

meyecy end the concept of "cringy" interests 2k17 who the f--- cares if someones into minecraft or undertale or f------ twilight or whatever just let them have their goddamn fun they aint hurting anyone and it costs $0.00 to jus ignore it and move on

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"Leo The Lion" (2013) you can watch the film for free on Netflix

nmzuka: yiffmaster: yiffmaster: yiffmaster yiffmaster: question what the f--- is leo the lion and why can'ti find anything about it on youtube the subtitles are just a part of the movie and thay're always different from the spoken dialogue thereisn't even any spoken line here they just wrote this in the subtitles arent even the weirdest part tho?? like I dont have enough screencaps to really shaw how crazy this mavie is but yeah seriously if you have Netflix watch it Other notable points: .There's basically no background??? . Atone point theres a really loud unexplained midi horn noise and I don't know why The narrator seems really out of place like he talks 24/7 in scenes that clearly should have quiet?? They are NOT lying the subtitles are like a completely different script, including paraphrasing and name changes, almostall of which matches up better with the lips than the current audio Some background monkeys have rasta hats on-it is neither addressed nor explained The proportions are so weird. it makes me feel undean all the lions are so unbalanced and sharpandlanky vaguely sexual elephant cuddling . "that night was filled with... .sultry voice shift) such promise elephant wife calls elephant husband daddy villain elephant is accompanied by radical public-domain guitar tunes newborn babies can speak full sentences . . One m----------- doing the extra vaice in theungle fire scene is so disinterested in comparison to the rest, ifeel his pain, he is me Antelope suggests theywill be safe in The Heart OfThe Jungle ™ when the jungle is completely onfire There's a songat one point did I mention that .The antelope has dentures, no this is neverexplained either Iswear to god the voice of the elephanttwins is so familiarwho is it ITS FUCKKKIN G DEBI DERRYBERRY .IMONLY 40 MINUTES IN WHYISTHER MROE ITS FROM 2013ANDYETICAN FIND NEXT TONOTHING ON IT LIKE ANYWHERE???

nmzuka: yiffmaster: yiffmaster: yiffmaster yiffmaster: question what the f--- is leo the lion and why can'ti find anything about it on youtube the subtitles are just a part of the movie and thay're always different from the spoken dialogue thereisn't even any spoken line here they just wrote this in the subtitles arent even the weirdest part tho?? like I dont have enough screencaps to really shaw how crazy this mavie is but yeah seriously if you have Netflix watch it Other notable points: .There's basically no background??? . Atone point theres a really loud unexplained midi horn noise and I don't know why The narrator seems really out of place like he talks 24/7 in scenes that clearly should have quiet?? They are NOT lying the subtitles are like a completely different script, including paraphrasing and name changes, almostall of which matches up better with the lips than the current audio Some background monkeys have rasta hats on-it is neither addressed nor explained The proportions are so weird. it makes me feel undean all the lions are so unbalanced and sharpandlanky vaguely sexual elephant cuddling . "that night was filled with... .sultry voice shift) such promise elephant wife calls elephant husband daddy villain elephant is accompanied by radical public-domain guitar tunes newborn babies can speak full sentences . . One m----------- doing the extra vaice in theungle fire scene is so disinterested in comparison to the rest, ifeel his pain, he is me Antelope suggests theywill be safe in The Heart OfThe Jungle ™ when the jungle is completely onfire There's a songat one point did I mention that .The antelope has dentures, no this is neverexplained either Iswear to god the voice of the elephanttwins is so familiarwho is it ITS FUCKKKIN G DEBI DERRYBERRY .IMONLY 40 MINUTES IN WHYISTHER MROE ITS FROM 2013ANDYETICAN FIND NEXT TONOTHING ON IT LIKE ANYWHERE???

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That's pretty fucking retraded of anon

anonymous asked f--- you a------ for using the r slur in your "wonder trade etiquette guide you're a f------ ableist hypocrite. tinytheursaring answered: What are "bad trades?" These trades are the ones very rarely wanted often retraded out endlessly until a good wonder trader releases them retraded Yes, that horrible r-slur, retrade. s---, you guys, i think i might be an ableist... wafflethemighty megurashka incense smells bad there i said it official-3rd-world how do you know what the sexual love between two siblings smells like? megurashka reading and comprehension on this site is in shambles

anonymous asked f--- you a------ for using the r slur in your "wonder trade etiquette guide you're a f------ ableist hypocrite. tinytheursaring answered: What are "bad trades?" These trades are the ones very rarely wanted often retraded out endlessly until a good wonder trader releases them retraded Yes, that horrible r-slur, retrade. s---, you guys, i think i might be an ableist... wafflethemighty megurashka incense smells bad there i said it official-3rd-world how do you know what the sexual love between two siblings smells like? megurashka reading and comprehension on this site is in shambles

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How Did a Porn Bot Like This Before it was Posted?

You work at safeway? I used to work at Safeway and it was literally the worst job I've ever had supahtee I pray for a quick death every moming supahtee asked You work at safeway? I used to work at Safeway and it was literally the worst job I've ever had l pray for a quick death every morning Ask rasec-wizzlbang a question 3 notes iked your post: You work at safeway? I used to work at Saf 무 rasec-wizzlbang You itera 1 it was 3 notes l pray Ask ras notes rasec wizzlbang posted this kitsyjade po l used to work at Saf how did a p--- bot like this before it was Reblogged 2 days ago from rasec-wizzlbang 83 notes

You work at safeway? I used to work at Safeway and it was literally the worst job I've ever had supahtee I pray for a quick death every moming supahtee asked You work at safeway? I used to work at Safeway and it was literally the worst job I've ever had l pray for a quick death every morning Ask rasec-wizzlbang a question 3 notes iked your post: You work at safeway? I used to work at Saf 무 rasec-wizzlbang You itera 1 it was 3 notes l pray Ask ras notes rasec wizzlbang posted this kitsyjade po l used to work at Saf how did a p--- bot like this before it was Reblogged 2 days ago from rasec-wizzlbang 83 notes

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Let's play a game

prokopetz The fun thing about Stephen King is that completely literal descriptions of Stephen King plot twists that actually make sense in context are 100% indistinguishable from shitposting about Stephen King Like, remember the time a kid killed a train by telling it a joke? Or the time the Grim Reaper turned out to be three dwarves in a trenchcoat? Or the time the protagonist escaped into the real world and kicked Stephen King's ass? an-actual-stone They stopped a mind controlling alien from pollut- ing the towns water supply with its parasites by having two guys who somehow always had mental powers shout bacon sandwiches into his mind prokopetz There's one where the villain turns out to be an evil dog who lives in a camera buckyayo50 There's a short story where a painting kidnaps a prokopetz Ooh, or how about the one where they travel back in time and fight Pac-Man? Source: prokopetz #literature #stephen king #ste 301 notes

prokopetz The fun thing about Stephen King is that completely literal descriptions of Stephen King plot twists that actually make sense in context are 100% indistinguishable from shitposting about Stephen King Like, remember the time a kid killed a train by telling it a joke? Or the time the Grim Reaper turned out to be three dwarves in a trenchcoat? Or the time the protagonist escaped into the real world and kicked Stephen King's ass? an-actual-stone They stopped a mind controlling alien from pollut- ing the towns water supply with its parasites by having two guys who somehow always had mental powers shout bacon sandwiches into his mind prokopetz There's one where the villain turns out to be an evil dog who lives in a camera buckyayo50 There's a short story where a painting kidnaps a prokopetz Ooh, or how about the one where they travel back in time and fight Pac-Man? Source: prokopetz #literature #stephen king #ste 301 notes

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YOP your wife

hookedonafeelwhennogf i f------ hate my life so much i accidentaly googled yop, saw this image, and immediately thought to myself "someday im going to come home and this thing will be f------ my wife"

hookedonafeelwhennogf i f------ hate my life so much i accidentaly googled yop, saw this image, and immediately thought to myself "someday im going to come home and this thing will be f------ my wife"

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stroke

5 minutes after getting home from work, dog are screaming, kids won't stop barking,husband needs to be cooked, laundry is screaming,laundry getting on my last nerve & I'm just like.. ottermatopoeia am i having a stroke

5 minutes after getting home from work, dog are screaming, kids won't stop barking,husband needs to be cooked, laundry is screaming,laundry getting on my last nerve & I'm just like.. ottermatopoeia am i having a stroke

Art Quality vs. Time of Day

12:00m 4:00m frigidloki i can't be the only artist whose art skill is somehow controlled by the time of day (or night, rather).

12:00m 4:00m frigidloki i can't be the only artist whose art skill is somehow controlled by the time of day (or night, rather).

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Tumblr by kata-009

with thday tumblr confetti? a ppy Birthday Look at this banner 1、レ The heck s a bee-rith ay

with thday tumblr confetti? a ppy Birthday Look at this banner 1、レ The heck s a bee-rith ay

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Four Horsemen

paper-mario-wiki the four horsemen of the apocalypse c---vaper You must pick one to defend you, the other three will try to kill you

paper-mario-wiki the four horsemen of the apocalypse c---vaper You must pick one to defend you, the other three will try to kill you

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Hellsite™

Lieutenant, I've made a tumblr account Will you follow me? Colonel when aid I'd follow you into hell I didn tlmean it that literally

Lieutenant, I've made a tumblr account Will you follow me? Colonel when aid I'd follow you into hell I didn tlmean it that literally

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"Social media site personified except however old the site is is what they actually look like" by dream-cassette

Cln や!

Cln や!

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10th Anniversary, Apparently?

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Tumblr turned 10. There's your context

cat-pun what ht e f---. what the f---. staff you clean this up

cat-pun what ht e f---. what the f---. staff you clean this up

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Most Accurate Depiction of the Press I Have Ever Seen

You're taking everythingIsay out of context Your're trying to make people think think Coolsville sucks All Fred Jones had to say was.. 1 think Coolsvile sucks!" The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen Source: macaracooned

You're taking everythingIsay out of context Your're trying to make people think think Coolsville sucks All Fred Jones had to say was.. 1 think Coolsvile sucks!" The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen Source: macaracooned

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That's how it works

kisbys i love the internet because you could be having a really deep and meaningful conversation with your friend about life and everything that's Wrong with society but then you look to the side and you see ur pal who is typing these insightful replies to you and they have their Icon set as some b------- so ur getting serious life advice from the image of tony the tigers ripped body smashing a watermelon inbetween his meaty thighs. thanks tony

kisbys i love the internet because you could be having a really deep and meaningful conversation with your friend about life and everything that's Wrong with society but then you look to the side and you see ur pal who is typing these insightful replies to you and they have their Icon set as some b------- so ur getting serious life advice from the image of tony the tigers ripped body smashing a watermelon inbetween his meaty thighs. thanks tony

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Shel Silverstein

dirdbub neuroanarchy glumshoe Ill never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein's art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark you have odd notions about masculine faces glumshoe real gentle-lookin sneer sosungalittleclodofclay really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find glumshoe buddy it's literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree kvothe-kingkiller There was this book Dad used to read to me every ight called The Ging Tree. It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of author, this guy named Shel Siverstein. But Shel Silversten looks morelkeauglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT YOULL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY 0 18 Source: glumshoe 13,465 notes

dirdbub neuroanarchy glumshoe Ill never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein's art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark you have odd notions about masculine faces glumshoe real gentle-lookin sneer sosungalittleclodofclay really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find glumshoe buddy it's literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree kvothe-kingkiller There was this book Dad used to read to me every ight called The Ging Tree. It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of author, this guy named Shel Siverstein. But Shel Silversten looks morelkeauglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT YOULL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY 0 18 Source: glumshoe 13,465 notes

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N-no not exactly LOOK I have to GO–

So youre attracted to robots ? Ike in Westworld? haha So youre attracted to aliens 2Like vulcans? 0 haha 2

So youre attracted to robots ? Ike in Westworld? haha So youre attracted to aliens 2Like vulcans? 0 haha 2

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