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circumcisions there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

circumcisions there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

th scruffylookinnerfherder: freetheboobs: Imagine being free all the time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob. #1 don't know what I was expecting #1 should have known by the url

th scruffylookinnerfherder: freetheboobs: Imagine being free all the time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob. #1 don't know what I was expecting #1 should have known by the url

l y a 4 minutes, à proximité de i swear some peeple r sooooooo stupid! i was on the train and 2 nerds thought the sun was a star! it actually make:s me sad :( J'aime Commenter Partager 1967-dmc-impala rockleah is natural selection a legit excuse to murder someone "Why did you kill this person?"-shows said status. "you're free to go,"

l y a 4 minutes, à proximité de i swear some peeple r sooooooo stupid! i was on the train and 2 nerds thought the sun was a star! it actually make:s me sad :( J'aime Commenter Partager 1967-dmc-impala rockleah is natural selection a legit excuse to murder someone "Why did you kill this person?"-shows said status. "you're free to go,"

lindsaychrist ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget

lindsaychrist ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget

funkycops indiandaughter Source: imagineyouricon Imagine your icon backing you against a wall and softly kissing you 1,992 notes nuviffme I AMLGUGHIGN AT THE SPEEDE OF FAST

funkycops indiandaughter Source: imagineyouricon Imagine your icon backing you against a wall and softly kissing you 1,992 notes nuviffme I AMLGUGHIGN AT THE SPEEDE OF FAST

raveyrai khaillou Jehovah Witnesses dont celebrate halloween I guess they don 't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

raveyrai khaillou Jehovah Witnesses dont celebrate halloween I guess they don 't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

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The Austrian army made a big mistake

scienceing: if you ever think that you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

scienceing: if you ever think that you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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heyso... uhh. (looks at notecards) did you uh did...you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) s--- f--- oh god f--- im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD F--- THEM ON THE SPOT (blushes furiously) (picks up cards) (looks through them desperately) i um.. dont have a card for...this situation.

heyso... uhh. (looks at notecards) did you uh did...you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) s--- f--- oh god f--- im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD F--- THEM ON THE SPOT (blushes furiously) (picks up cards) (looks through them desperately) i um.. dont have a card for...this situation.

Feminist Vegan strikes again

2 RIfRiend o e ph-baby-iesus busridawip: sassvoriest g: Are you F------ KIDDING ME. This makes me want I f------ VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little s--- trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a relationship, but he's also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People fike you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your n------ until you are RAW??? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch. found the vegan

2 RIfRiend o e ph-baby-iesus busridawip: sassvoriest g: Are you F------ KIDDING ME. This makes me want I f------ VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little s--- trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a relationship, but he's also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People fike you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your n------ until you are RAW??? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch. found the vegan

cles I'm hungry ; eat my child And thus the importance of commas arises.

cles I'm hungry ; eat my child And thus the importance of commas arises.

i'm hungry eat my child comma commas

brookehathaway- de-ath 16,794 youredoingalrightkid themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving dolphitler themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving roses are black violets are black im blind blind people are going to find this offensive I don't think blind people are going to find anything Source: themichaeljordanofd

brookehathaway- de-ath 16,794 youredoingalrightkid themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving dolphitler themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving roses are black violets are black im blind blind people are going to find this offensive I don't think blind people are going to find anything Source: themichaeljordanofd

aiclan quirkybrittany 7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs lol jk going back to sleep bye (*.. ︶..) It's always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience AN(★ ★ #7am #AM #FM #radio拱all out #new vegas #vegas #las vegas #what happens in vegas #stays in vegas #stay #rihanna #right now #david guetta #titanium #platinum #rhodium #ruthenium #expensive #shopping #louis vuitton #louisiana #new Orleans #the originals #klaus mikaelson #joseph morgan #british #british accent #hot #summer quirkybrittany is on a level of blogging that we can only dream to one day understand

aiclan quirkybrittany 7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs lol jk going back to sleep bye (*.. ︶..) It's always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience AN(★ ★ #7am #AM #FM #radio拱all out #new vegas #vegas #las vegas #what happens in vegas #stays in vegas #stay #rihanna #right now #david guetta #titanium #platinum #rhodium #ruthenium #expensive #shopping #louis vuitton #louisiana #new Orleans #the originals #klaus mikaelson #joseph morgan #british #british accent #hot #summer quirkybrittany is on a level of blogging that we can only dream to one day understand

haithinkimfunny: gueenestelle gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that's the most uplifting thing i've seen all day Source: stevebrule

haithinkimfunny: gueenestelle gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that's the most uplifting thing i've seen all day Source: stevebrule

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clinic cocotte-Chaton Source: adriansi chandra75 the-lost-doctor burritwo adrians a-creepy-weirdo-has adrians I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I'm not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn't have gotten stitches how is that racist they just said they weren't being racist do you even listen im not gay, but i really think cats deserve a chance to be in the olympics This entire conversation is the exact reason why I quit drugs 172,017 notes

clinic cocotte-Chaton Source: adriansi chandra75 the-lost-doctor burritwo adrians a-creepy-weirdo-has adrians I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I'm not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn't have gotten stitches how is that racist they just said they weren't being racist do you even listen im not gay, but i really think cats deserve a chance to be in the olympics This entire conversation is the exact reason why I quit drugs 172,017 notes

thetracks-weleftbehind piercingsandink Source ronaldreagay piercingsandink ronaldreagay laughing cow cheese huh? he laughing Co I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH you don't kill a cow to make cheese crying 89,521 notes *け

thetracks-weleftbehind piercingsandink Source ronaldreagay piercingsandink ronaldreagay laughing cow cheese huh? he laughing Co I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH you don't kill a cow to make cheese crying 89,521 notes *け

tenrOse sowhatelseisblu: thesixtysevenchevyimpala bokunostriders: adriofthedead: don-billingsley Do you ever just want to punch an entire fandom in the face? Did you mean: the lokifandom Did you mean: the sherlock fandom Did you mean: we all suck shut up Showing results for Iwish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and Images for she doesn't even go here Showing results for guys are we seriously fighting in google searches Showing results for welcome to tumblr

tenrOse sowhatelseisblu: thesixtysevenchevyimpala bokunostriders: adriofthedead: don-billingsley Do you ever just want to punch an entire fandom in the face? Did you mean: the lokifandom Did you mean: the sherlock fandom Did you mean: we all suck shut up Showing results for Iwish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and Images for she doesn't even go here Showing results for guys are we seriously fighting in google searches Showing results for welcome to tumblr

germuhny read and red are homonyms but read and red aren't and read and reed are but read and reed aren't woah dude STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

germuhny read and red are homonyms but read and red aren't and read and reed are but read and reed aren't woah dude STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

Who else hasn’t won an Oscar?

helenabonhamcart3r. f-fi We always talk about how Leonardo DiCaprio has never won an Oscar, but know who else hasn't? Johnny Depp Brad Pitt Will Smith Gary Oldman Harrison Ford Liam Neeson Samuel L. Jackson Are you f------ kidding me! Also Tom Cruise and John Travolta

helenabonhamcart3r. f-fi We always talk about how Leonardo DiCaprio has never won an Oscar, but know who else hasn't? Johnny Depp Brad Pitt Will Smith Gary Oldman Harrison Ford Liam Neeson Samuel L. Jackson Are you f------ kidding me! Also Tom Cruise and John Travolta

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aminthetardis: It bewilders me that that they didn't give the Hogwarts first years maps like have fun navigating an ancient castle full of s--- that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

aminthetardis: It bewilders me that that they didn't give the Hogwarts first years maps like have fun navigating an ancient castle full of s--- that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers