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Look, I'm not anti-semitic or anything, but do you think bees are grossed out by the fact that we basically eat their vomit?

I aint trying to be stupid but
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.