Tumblr - Images

Sorted By:

The what

> 1 seasidesapphix Follow Jan 8 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse } 8 90 2 3 45 67 LAI auto suggest bewilders me biglawbear Follow Jan 10 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse 11 110,606 notes i "
> 1 seasidesapphix Follow Jan 8 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse } 8 90 2 3 45 67 LAI auto suggest bewilders me biglawbear Follow Jan 10 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse 11 110,606 notes i "

Tumblr
/r/tumblr tumblr text posts

So sweet...

ask-oncies-j--- friend: i'll always listen if you ever want to talk about your problems, no matter what me, securing a brand new set of locks to the entrance door of my Isolation Tower: thats so nice of you Source: ask-oncies-j--- 8,902 notes D 17
ask-oncies-j--- friend: i'll always listen if you ever want to talk about your problems, no matter what me, securing a brand new set of locks to the entrance door of my Isolation Tower: thats so nice of you Source: ask-oncies-j--- 8,902 notes D 17

Tumblr
/r/tumblr tumblr text posts

She's right

unclefather I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she's telling all the customers. that they are disgusting and they need to leave that-1 And she's right t-over-there Source: unclefather
unclefather I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she's telling all the customers. that they are disgusting and they need to leave that-1 And she's right t-over-there Source: unclefather

Tumblr
/r/tumblr tumblr text posts

This

eldestsistercomplex cringe culture is dead for the things i like AND bullying should be brought back for the things i dont like hope this helps
eldestsistercomplex cringe culture is dead for the things i like AND bullying should be brought back for the things i dont like hope this helps

Tumblr
/r/tumblr tumblr text posts

Some of the best movies

heatherwitch I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking. wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that's honestly sooo important for my mental health. umbylievable Hayao Miyazaki has said on numerous occasions that he wants children to know that even when the world seems harsh and life is hard, it is always still worth living, and there is always something beautiful in it. That mental health boost is intentional and Miyazaki wants you to believe that you should continue to live, even if just for those little things.
heatherwitch I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking. wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that's honestly sooo important for my mental health. umbylievable Hayao Miyazaki has said on numerous occasions that he wants children to know that even when the world seems harsh and life is hard, it is always still worth living, and there is always something beautiful in it. That mental health boost is intentional and Miyazaki wants you to believe that you should continue to live, even if just for those little things.

Tumblr
/r/tumblr tumblr text posts movies studio ghibli

Back in the day...

10h ago wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 Follow attention to all dashcon attendees someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag stay out of the ballpit wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 there are people who think this is a joke this is not a joke please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health recoiloperated 601 Follow 10h ago Happy 10th birthday to the ball pit p post.
10h ago wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 Follow attention to all dashcon attendees someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag stay out of the ballpit wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 there are people who think this is a joke this is not a joke please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health recoiloperated 601 Follow 10h ago Happy 10th birthday to the ball pit p post.

Tumblr
/r/tumblr tumblr text posts

That's all

catholicnun Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history furr h2o, a2+ b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama
catholicnun Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history furr h2o, a2+ b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama

Tumblr
/r/tumblr tumblr text posts history america

Russia...

yepperoni Follow WorldViews There is a lizard s satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control f 6 More Lust in space. (EPA/Luong Thai Linh) At this very moment, a Russian satellite full of geckos -- (possibly) having s--is floating around in space -- and mission control has lost the ability to control it. manlyusername Follow In a million years when we get invaded by lizard men you can blame it on Russia
yepperoni Follow WorldViews There is a lizard s satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control f 6 More Lust in space. (EPA/Luong Thai Linh) At this very moment, a Russian satellite full of geckos -- (possibly) having s--is floating around in space -- and mission control has lost the ability to control it. manlyusername Follow In a million years when we get invaded by lizard men you can blame it on Russia

Tumblr
/r/brandnewsentence brand new sentence hmmm tumblr animals russia space news

Let him speak

chikuto Follow Jun 11 my most boomer a take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that saway i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.
chikuto Follow Jun 11 my most boomer a take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that saway i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr boomers cats

They have a point

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name May 9, 2024 11:54 AM 1 month ago Follow I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name May 9, 2024 12:00 PM 1 month ago B 3.4K a C like. these breeds didn't even EXIST yet back then. those painters were PROPHETS. #animals #art 37,955 notes D D 68
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name May 9, 2024 11:54 AM 1 month ago Follow I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name May 9, 2024 12:00 PM 1 month ago B 3.4K a C like. these breeds didn't even EXIST yet back then. those painters were PROPHETS. #animals #art 37,955 notes D D 68

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr dogs art classical art

Is this true

tilthat TIL Charles Osborne had the hiccups non-stop for approximately 68 years, from 1922 to 1990. His hiccups first started in 1922 while weighing a hog for slaughter. He fell and busted a blood vessel in his brain resulting in him damaging a small part of the brain that inhibits the hiccup response via reddit.com deadmomjokes Wait wait wait. You're telling me that the default is Yes Hiccups, and there's a part of the brain that's specifically designed to say No Hiccups instead? brunhiddensmusings you sound surprised that humans are so badly designed Source: tilthat
tilthat TIL Charles Osborne had the hiccups non-stop for approximately 68 years, from 1922 to 1990. His hiccups first started in 1922 while weighing a hog for slaughter. He fell and busted a blood vessel in his brain resulting in him damaging a small part of the brain that inhibits the hiccup response via reddit.com deadmomjokes Wait wait wait. You're telling me that the default is Yes Hiccups, and there's a part of the brain that's specifically designed to say No Hiccups instead? brunhiddensmusings you sound surprised that humans are so badly designed Source: tilthat

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr

What about the other pasta shapes though

upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person there's a tool for that I'm sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE? "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" "I'm so hungry I could eat a small child" I'm surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism. Source: shewillfeatdrake 521,283 notes 11
upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person there's a tool for that I'm sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE? "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" "I'm so hungry I could eat a small child" I'm surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism. Source: shewillfeatdrake 521,283 notes 11

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr food pasta

Can't do anything these days

mystrothedefender 601 Jun 18 Follow My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'dı ok do you need to have a break?' mystrothedefender Jun 18 Follow Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark. 15,968 notes 3
mystrothedefender 601 Jun 18 Follow My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'dı ok do you need to have a break?' mystrothedefender Jun 18 Follow Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark. 15,968 notes 3

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr work jobs

Be nice to him

medievaljournalist Follow Oct 16 unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice le-catman Follow Nov 13 princelabia rudolph the red nosed reindeer
medievaljournalist Follow Oct 16 unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice le-catman Follow Nov 13 princelabia rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr christmas rudolph

Got it... got it

YOU'RE NOT GOING IN CIRCLES... ... YOU JUST NEED TO SEE DIFFERENTLY jaeger-bombastic-was-taken Follow #ah yes #a downward spiral #of course
YOU'RE NOT GOING IN CIRCLES... ... YOU JUST NEED TO SEE DIFFERENTLY jaeger-bombastic-was-taken Follow #ah yes #a downward spiral #of course

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr funny and sad memes me irl

That's sneaky

ejacutastic Follow This dish has another name - herrgottsb'scheisserle or 'Fool the Lord' - because of the story of how it first came about. One of the most popular theories is that the Cistercian monks of Maulbronn Monastery (hence the name Maultaschen) didn't want to go without meat during Lent observance. So they concealed the forbidden food from the sight of the Lord by enclosing it in pasta dough. Ravioli Of Lying To God theclockworkjudas Follow God: What are you eating? Cistercian Monk: *chews faster* 92k notes 17 3
ejacutastic Follow This dish has another name - herrgottsb'scheisserle or 'Fool the Lord' - because of the story of how it first came about. One of the most popular theories is that the Cistercian monks of Maulbronn Monastery (hence the name Maultaschen) didn't want to go without meat during Lent observance. So they concealed the forbidden food from the sight of the Lord by enclosing it in pasta dough. Ravioli Of Lying To God theclockworkjudas Follow God: What are you eating? Cistercian Monk: *chews faster* 92k notes 17 3

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr

Crazy frog for sure

☑mtndewbajablast do kids these days know abt numa numa mtndewbajablast do kids these days know about aqua's "barbie girl" cryptidclub do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG constable-connor do kids these days know about "Blue" by Eiffel 65 fangirltothefullest DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA'S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH"? 234,8K notities D !
☑mtndewbajablast do kids these days know abt numa numa mtndewbajablast do kids these days know about aqua's "barbie girl" cryptidclub do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG constable-connor do kids these days know about "Blue" by Eiffel 65 fangirltothefullest DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA'S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH"? 234,8K notities D !

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr crazy frog barbie songs nostalgia

Oh God, oh no

< Big Bear Bald Eagles 000 12:52 PM KT To Joseph, +15 1. Excuse the number 1. I can't seem to remove it from the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor the fi fgrobichiko eagles got him
< Big Bear Bald Eagles 000 12:52 PM KT To Joseph, +15 1. Excuse the number 1. I can't seem to remove it from the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor the fi fgrobichiko eagles got him

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr eagles email

For real though

TIL RE tilthat TIL the Bible contains a passage where it says it became dark in daytime during the crucifixion of Jesus. It was discovered a total eclipse did actually occur in Jerusalem on 24 November 29 CE at around 11AM. This fact got dismissed by the Church because the date is not in accordance with Easter. via reddit.com emotionsclashagainstemotions historians: we found out the actual date Jesus was crucified! Catholic Church: how dare you question our appropriation of pegan hollidays? boopednose Okay but could you imagine being a Roman, nailing up some dude who's like "I'm the son of god, bruh" and then the f sun goes black. I'd s
TIL RE tilthat TIL the Bible contains a passage where it says it became dark in daytime during the crucifixion of Jesus. It was discovered a total eclipse did actually occur in Jerusalem on 24 November 29 CE at around 11AM. This fact got dismissed by the Church because the date is not in accordance with Easter. via reddit.com emotionsclashagainstemotions historians: we found out the actual date Jesus was crucified! Catholic Church: how dare you question our appropriation of pegan hollidays? boopednose Okay but could you imagine being a Roman, nailing up some dude who's like "I'm the son of god, bruh" and then the f sun goes black. I'd s

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr

Pft

phantomrose96 Seguir *man at bar*: "hey can I buy you a drink" *me*: *sasuke voice* "*tch* he doesn't even know how important I am on the unpopular microblogging website"
phantomrose96 Seguir *man at bar*: "hey can I buy you a drink" *me*: *sasuke voice* "*tch* he doesn't even know how important I am on the unpopular microblogging website"

Tumblr
/r/tumblr text posts tumblr