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juilan mayors-supernatural-blu-box: riddlemehiddleston juilan: The Perks of Being A Cauliflower there are none this is the saddest post i've ever seen oh god f--- you cauliflower is delicious thank u

juilan mayors-supernatural-blu-box: riddlemehiddleston juilan: The Perks of Being A Cauliflower there are none this is the saddest post i've ever seen oh god f--- you cauliflower is delicious thank u

ghostam How relationships work I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It's the nicest butt. Because it's mine. And I can touch it. oil-twist Source: deadybearspicnic 5 days ago 117,163 notes

ghostam How relationships work I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It's the nicest butt. Because it's mine. And I can touch it. oil-twist Source: deadybearspicnic 5 days ago 117,163 notes

woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND I don't even know what to do with this information now that I have it

woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND I don't even know what to do with this information now that I have it

oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like 'oh my god' and then one day she wouldn't stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went "JESUS F------ CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE F--- UP" and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 372 notes

oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like 'oh my god' and then one day she wouldn't stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went "JESUS F------ CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE F--- UP" and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 372 notes

My boyfriend was eager to meet my Mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completely feak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello and talked with her for an hour about how lucky he was to have me. cameron1311 hug-people-not-toilet-bowls I'm not crying, my eyes are just sweating. Raining on my face

My boyfriend was eager to meet my Mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completely feak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello and talked with her for an hour about how lucky he was to have me. cameron1311 hug-people-not-toilet-bowls I'm not crying, my eyes are just sweating. Raining on my face

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circumcisions reblog if your url is your name in real life

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flam ma ble in flam ma ble l'flamabel/) in lamabal/ Adjective Easily set on fire. Adjective 1. Easily set on fire thestorieswesay: frostymaggie fiyerro i've been angry about this for my entire life same

anaisforthewin ha rvan-aniki shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that one likes him I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this: 1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games 2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em 3. if they ask "You like anyone?" reply Yeah, you. 4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to "Yeah, you?" dude that is genius slow clappin' it out.

anaisforthewin ha rvan-aniki shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that one likes him I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this: 1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games 2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em 3. if they ask "You like anyone?" reply Yeah, you. 4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to "Yeah, you?" dude that is genius slow clappin' it out.

holynipples holynipples my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what's up i have a brain tumor

holynipples holynipples my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what's up i have a brain tumor

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im myownlost l'd like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly I'm sorry, it appears you've taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract nary a lsegnen years Damn those Terms and Conditions.

im myownlost l'd like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly I'm sorry, it appears you've taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract nary a lsegnen years Damn those Terms and Conditions.

lifewasted project-alexithymia empresspinto reactional sm if you think I won't wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong some girls change their bras daily? How often are you supposed to change them? o o Wait...you're supposed to own more than one? Wait some people only own one bra? Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one? whats a bra where am i

lifewasted project-alexithymia empresspinto reactional sm if you think I won't wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong some girls change their bras daily? How often are you supposed to change them? o o Wait...you're supposed to own more than one? Wait some people only own one bra? Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one? whats a bra where am i

shercocklocked: andrewbreitel girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS SIT DOWN i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur d--- hard and ur vag cry tears of blood thank you tumblr user andrewbreitel

shercocklocked: andrewbreitel girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS SIT DOWN i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur d--- hard and ur vag cry tears of blood thank you tumblr user andrewbreitel

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your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: r. chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy' out of william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely

your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: r. chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy' out of william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely

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is Jt? That means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.

is Jt? That means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.

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the-allusionist capleesi Source: potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots what do you call a h----- that you pay with spaghetti? a pastatute how many people unfollowed you because of this 20 13,640 notes ぱー閘

the-allusionist capleesi Source: potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots what do you call a h----- that you pay with spaghetti? a pastatute how many people unfollowed you because of this 20 13,640 notes ぱー閘

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14th2 aiclan afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you're all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

14th2 aiclan afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you're all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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one-fandom-more: andratien supernatural-addicted lapfulofmisha someblokecalledrichbrook so far Tumblr is obsessed with: o A genocidal, time-travelling alien o A sociopathic detective o An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief A manipulative cannibal Two monster-hunting serial killers welcome to tumblr Don't forget the gay angel This is so accurate I want to cry don't forget satan. we love us some satan. And death is adorable

one-fandom-more: andratien supernatural-addicted lapfulofmisha someblokecalledrichbrook so far Tumblr is obsessed with: o A genocidal, time-travelling alien o A sociopathic detective o An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief A manipulative cannibal Two monster-hunting serial killers welcome to tumblr Don't forget the gay angel This is so accurate I want to cry don't forget satan. we love us some satan. And death is adorable

sherlocksmyth sherlocksmyth one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me what the hel did you do to your hair?" because i had a blonde streak through it and i said "what the hell did you do to your eyebrow" and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

sherlocksmyth sherlocksmyth one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me what the hel did you do to your hair?" because i had a blonde streak through it and i said "what the hell did you do to your eyebrow" and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again