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sherlocksmyth sherlocksmyth one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me what the hel did you do to your hair?" because i had a blonde streak through it and i said "what the hell did you do to your eyebrow" and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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