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beachfox: drackir: crazy-pages: purewriting: digitaldiscipline: anthraxlobster: Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. "Are you f------ kidding me l worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes." "Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation. There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It's way safer." "I call b------- on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? 'Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles'? That's just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don't even interact with each other." "I've been looking at this scroll all morning and l'm 90% sure that the scribe didn't even look at the standard for pyromancies." "Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you f--- up this time?" *indistinct vocals* "Dave, I've seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support." "I can't get this f------ spell to work, Jane, can you look it?" *passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence* "I think you missed a bookend rune right here-" "GODS DAMN IT! IT'S ALWAYS S--- LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!" *angrily scribbles on parchment* (It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works) I don't play wizards anymore because they're too much like my day job. Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake. You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is! Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It's just explaining to Firewing what you're trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you've been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a F------ IDIOT! "What the hell did you do to that rubber duck?"

beachfox: drackir: crazy-pages: purewriting: digitaldiscipline: anthraxlobster: Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. "Are you f------ kidding me l worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes." "Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation. There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It's way safer." "I call b------- on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? 'Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles'? That's just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don't even interact with each other." "I've been looking at this scroll all morning and l'm 90% sure that the scribe didn't even look at the standard for pyromancies." "Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you f--- up this time?" *indistinct vocals* "Dave, I've seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support." "I can't get this f------ spell to work, Jane, can you look it?" *passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence* "I think you missed a bookend rune right here-" "GODS DAMN IT! IT'S ALWAYS S--- LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!" *angrily scribbles on parchment* (It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works) I don't play wizards anymore because they're too much like my day job. Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake. You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is! Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It's just explaining to Firewing what you're trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you've been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a F------ IDIOT! "What the hell did you do to that rubber duck?"

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Random @PatStaresAt in the wild, not sure what the fuck the context or backstory here is though lo...

legodotcom I don't use Twitter what's the lore Gimmick account about trans people acting wild on 4chan is apparently run by a girl with a ddlg diaper fetish who APPARENTLY also works as an arms dealer for raytheon captain-price-officially Follow 114 t AL GEAR SOLID 3 LATER Mco LUTTLES OBO epn-em-ere Follow /tttt/ takes @tttt_takes · 11m People always tell me "stop acting so cute- UR A WARCRIMIANL!!1! >:((“ as if working as a defense contractor means I must have the most toxic hyper-masculine personality imaginable & anything less is a facade. Yes 'm an 'arms dealer'. Yes l'm a Little. We exist. 8 27 13 O 76

legodotcom I don't use Twitter what's the lore Gimmick account about trans people acting wild on 4chan is apparently run by a girl with a ddlg diaper fetish who APPARENTLY also works as an arms dealer for raytheon captain-price-officially Follow 114 t AL GEAR SOLID 3 LATER Mco LUTTLES OBO epn-em-ere Follow /tttt/ takes @tttt_takes · 11m People always tell me "stop acting so cute- UR A WARCRIMIANL!!1! >:((“ as if working as a defense contractor means I must have the most toxic hyper-masculine personality imaginable & anything less is a facade. Yes 'm an 'arms dealer'. Yes l'm a Little. We exist. 8 27 13 O 76

Do no harm but take no shit

tired of going apeshot.
just want to be nice.

tired of going apeshot.
just want to be nice.

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Ape shot light mode

Are You Tired of Being Nice?
Don't you just want to go ape shott?

Are You Tired of Being Nice?
Don't you just want to go ape shott?

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Grass goes in, fast comes out

I want whatever they're smoking.

I want whatever they're smoking.

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Daydreaming About Terraforming / Actually Terraforming

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Beetlejuice vs Candyman

transwarlock Follow Tawanda @TawandaGona Ima say Candyman 5 times while my homie says Beetlejuice 3 times and we gon make em fight 8:56 PM · Sep 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 29.7K Retweets 1,705 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter thestarvedghost Follow *WWE Announcer voice*: AND HERE COMES BLOODY MARY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

transwarlock Follow Tawanda @TawandaGona Ima say Candyman 5 times while my homie says Beetlejuice 3 times and we gon make em fight 8:56 PM · Sep 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 29.7K Retweets 1,705 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter thestarvedghost Follow *WWE Announcer voice*: AND HERE COMES BLOODY MARY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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our government are lazy asf to create prototype? also dont touch natural being...

the idea of submarine frost water is a good idea but...we need much nitrogen to create that idea and I dunno about the risk and cost...

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the idea of submarine frost water is a good idea but...we need much nitrogen to create that idea and I dunno about the risk and cost...

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Creative use of the Pepsi font

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coolxatu FOUND CHEPEPSIO OFONT BU tonLY COMES IN GOLDE OFORSOME REASON coolxatu OPISSO

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Monopolygamy

sourcefieldmix sourcefieldmix good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever omgweatherunderground Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. ranma-official Make a harem and marry a full production chain sunspotpony Monopolygamy.

sourcefieldmix sourcefieldmix good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever omgweatherunderground Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. ranma-official Make a harem and marry a full production chain sunspotpony Monopolygamy.

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Modern Dragons

midnight-scrivener what if people we consider collectors today were actually just dragons in disguise, building their hoards? "I am a dragon. And this is my hoard." "You... don't look like a dragon." "Well, hardly anyone does, these days. Times have changed, we have too. The scales and tails thing worked with the dinosaurs, but we learned quite quickly that... that wasn't going to fly with you people." "You were around all the way back to the dinosaurs?" "Well, not like.. me personally. How old do you think I am?" ".. There's no safe answer to that." "No." "So... when you say this is your hoard...?" "All dragons have them. Some stick to the old gold and jewels thing, but that's so cliche these days. Most of us like our hoards to be a little bit more sophisticated than 'shiny!" "Like what?" "I have known dragons to collect snowflakes from the first fall of the year over dozens of centuries. I know dragons that collect petals of flowers left on the graves of loved ones. Dragons that keep and care for soft toys and comfort items, left behind as children grow up. Dragons that guard happy memories and shards of sunlight, kept safe for rainy days. And me, I keep a sanctuary of words. A bastion of language, of poetry. Of written music and achingly beautiful prose. I am the Guardian of this monument to linguistic majesty. I collect stories of love and life and death and mourning and joy. There is nothing more beautiful in all the world, no coin or gem or sliver of starlight more fantastic than a well-told tale. A story is this world's truest treasure, and what better chest for it than a book?" "Wow. So these things... really mean a lot to you, huh?" "More than anything in this world." "So... I probably can't borrow your copies of Discworld, can 1?" "You absolutely f------ cannot."

midnight-scrivener what if people we consider collectors today were actually just dragons in disguise, building their hoards? "I am a dragon. And this is my hoard." "You... don't look like a dragon." "Well, hardly anyone does, these days. Times have changed, we have too. The scales and tails thing worked with the dinosaurs, but we learned quite quickly that... that wasn't going to fly with you people." "You were around all the way back to the dinosaurs?" "Well, not like.. me personally. How old do you think I am?" ".. There's no safe answer to that." "No." "So... when you say this is your hoard...?" "All dragons have them. Some stick to the old gold and jewels thing, but that's so cliche these days. Most of us like our hoards to be a little bit more sophisticated than 'shiny!" "Like what?" "I have known dragons to collect snowflakes from the first fall of the year over dozens of centuries. I know dragons that collect petals of flowers left on the graves of loved ones. Dragons that keep and care for soft toys and comfort items, left behind as children grow up. Dragons that guard happy memories and shards of sunlight, kept safe for rainy days. And me, I keep a sanctuary of words. A bastion of language, of poetry. Of written music and achingly beautiful prose. I am the Guardian of this monument to linguistic majesty. I collect stories of love and life and death and mourning and joy. There is nothing more beautiful in all the world, no coin or gem or sliver of starlight more fantastic than a well-told tale. A story is this world's truest treasure, and what better chest for it than a book?" "Wow. So these things... really mean a lot to you, huh?" "More than anything in this world." "So... I probably can't borrow your copies of Discworld, can 1?" "You absolutely f------ cannot."

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Night Bus by Suffer Rosa

<a href="https://twitter.com/archillect/status/1488291161081065477">@archillect</a>.

<a href="https://twitter.com/archillect/status/1488291161081065477">@archillect</a>.

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Between this and the story of Sleipnir, Norse Mythology is wild

mishaesque: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do you think they'll notice ? Nah. REJA 44

mishaesque: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do you think they'll notice ? Nah. REJA 44

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Bee Queen

themagic-ofhappiness awellboiledicicle esiderius A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you've killed because her brood was too fighty). You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her. Because they will kill her. When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen's pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her. From the outside this kinda seems like: "Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we're full of candy now, so we're cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that's cool too." speciesofleastconcern beekeeping is really weird angeldrake3 Listen, strange bee queens lyin in cages distributin' candy is no basis for a system of government. cluelessrebel1988 Supreme executive power has to derive from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical sucratic ceremony. gaymagicianhat Oh but if I went 'round sayin' "We have a new Queen!" just because some honeyed bint lobbed a Jolly Rancher at me, they'd put me away! 233,184 notes

themagic-ofhappiness awellboiledicicle esiderius A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you've killed because her brood was too fighty). You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her. Because they will kill her. When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen's pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her. From the outside this kinda seems like: "Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we're full of candy now, so we're cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that's cool too." speciesofleastconcern beekeeping is really weird angeldrake3 Listen, strange bee queens lyin in cages distributin' candy is no basis for a system of government. cluelessrebel1988 Supreme executive power has to derive from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical sucratic ceremony. gaymagicianhat Oh but if I went 'round sayin' "We have a new Queen!" just because some honeyed bint lobbed a Jolly Rancher at me, they'd put me away! 233,184 notes

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I want to be friends with the bone horse.

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This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

doodle-empress66 "Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!" "And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan." tamale-papi This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

doodle-empress66 "Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!" "And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan." tamale-papi This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

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