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beachfox: drackir: crazy-pages: purewriting: digitaldiscipline: anthraxlobster: Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. "Are you f------ kidding me l worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes." "Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation. There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It's way safer." "I call b------- on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? 'Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles'? That's just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don't even interact with each other." "I've been looking at this scroll all morning and l'm 90% sure that the scribe didn't even look at the standard for pyromancies." "Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you f--- up this time?" *indistinct vocals* "Dave, I've seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support." "I can't get this f------ spell to work, Jane, can you look it?" *passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence* "I think you missed a bookend rune right here-" "GODS DAMN IT! IT'S ALWAYS S--- LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!" *angrily scribbles on parchment* (It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works) I don't play wizards anymore because they're too much like my day job. Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake. You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is! Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It's just explaining to Firewing what you're trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you've been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a F------ IDIOT! "What the hell did you do to that rubber duck?"

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our government are lazy asf to create prototype? also dont touch natural being...

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beachfox: drackir: crazy-pages: purewriting: digitaldiscipline: anthraxlobster: Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. "Are you f------ kidding me l worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes." "Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation. There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It's way safer." "I call b------- on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? 'Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles'? That's just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don't even interact with each other." "I've been looking at this scroll all morning and l'm 90% sure that the scribe didn't even look at the standard for pyromancies." "Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you f--- up this time?" *indistinct vocals* "Dave, I've seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support." "I can't get this f------ spell to work, Jane, can you look it?" *passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence* "I think you missed a bookend rune right here-" "GODS DAMN IT! IT'S ALWAYS S--- LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!" *angrily scribbles on parchment* (It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works) I don't play wizards anymore because they're too much like my day job. Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake. You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is! Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It's just explaining to Firewing what you're trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you've been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a F------ IDIOT! "What the hell did you do to that rubber duck?"

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pinkiespy - goat spy

Apr 17, 2022 at 01:02AM EDT

Nerds re-invent Discworld case 34908

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ObadiahtheSlim

ObadiahtheSlim

Apr 16, 2022 at 10:31PM EDT

There is a zero chance I will ever keep anything that runs off divination magic in my house. Do you know how insecure they are?

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