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northernwinedregs Hi brain, you obstinate f-----. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright f----- up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of f---. Source: northernwinedregs

northernwinedregs Hi brain, you obstinate f-----. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright f----- up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of f---. Source: northernwinedregs

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At least you didn’t get diagnosed as Vriska-kin

redwoodriver me, going to my therapist in 2022: i don't know... I've been feeling kind of, you know, u streaks have been manifesting themselves as alcoholism a majority of the time, ly narcissistic lately, and my manic and depressive therapist: hm. in my professional opinion, i'm going to diagnose you with Tony Stark kin. If the depression ramps up further, come in next week so we can see about getting you a Sans kin diagnosis. amazingjefferson this post grabbed me by my left leg and swung me like a baseball bat into a wall and I now have 2 weeks to live

redwoodriver me, going to my therapist in 2022: i don't know... I've been feeling kind of, you know, u streaks have been manifesting themselves as alcoholism a majority of the time, ly narcissistic lately, and my manic and depressive therapist: hm. in my professional opinion, i'm going to diagnose you with Tony Stark kin. If the depression ramps up further, come in next week so we can see about getting you a Sans kin diagnosis. amazingjefferson this post grabbed me by my left leg and swung me like a baseball bat into a wall and I now have 2 weeks to live

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How did you come out?

assgod how did you come out? Anonymous some kid walked up to me in elementary school and he was like are you gay? and i said no then he said do your parents know you're gay and i said no without thinking and i tried retracting but it was too late i was gay

assgod how did you come out? Anonymous some kid walked up to me in elementary school and he was like are you gay? and i said no then he said do your parents know you're gay and i said no without thinking and i tried retracting but it was too late i was gay

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A Farewell to Legs

fallenark what doesn't kill you makes you stronger what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it M INVINCIBLE this is a golden post

fallenark what doesn't kill you makes you stronger what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it M INVINCIBLE this is a golden post

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Such is the fate of tumblr

lydiogames li tumblr is the only social media site where it's completely useless to have a lot of followers lydiogames plusfivehypersword w/ thousands of followers no one will watch your streams or share your stuff but they sure as hell will send creepy messages harryslittlebeast God bless whoever wrote that comment verycoo!trash plusfivehypersword whoever? my username is right there. jesus christ this is exactly what im talking about

lydiogames li tumblr is the only social media site where it's completely useless to have a lot of followers lydiogames plusfivehypersword w/ thousands of followers no one will watch your streams or share your stuff but they sure as hell will send creepy messages harryslittlebeast God bless whoever wrote that comment verycoo!trash plusfivehypersword whoever? my username is right there. jesus christ this is exactly what im talking about

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Overreaction

WHO DID THIS?? LMFAOO ChampagnePetty @ーDutch Actually screaming IJUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL ABESZ eg Hilarious Follow I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10 MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING i cant stop laughing Literally me ㄇ You'll need a high IQ to get this I'm done DEAD usd I can't stop laughing lk half of y'all don't understand the joke Instagiam @dadtellsjokes I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na. lmao this is clever af 4,608 Retweets 9759 LIkes LMAO Bra I juss died this is hilarious Lmao66 I'm f------ dead WHAT THE HELL LMFAO Bruh Literally me ICANT BREAHTE The joke is that Na is a smart name for Sodium, lol She totally proved e The statement Salute to this Photography! W-- LMAO000 I was not expecting that. im legit crying THIS IS SAVAGE Hit like if you understand this! F--- I literally just threw my phone IT TOOK ME A MOMENT I AM LEAVING

WHO DID THIS?? LMFAOO ChampagnePetty @ーDutch Actually screaming IJUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL ABESZ eg Hilarious Follow I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10 MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING i cant stop laughing Literally me ㄇ You'll need a high IQ to get this I'm done DEAD usd I can't stop laughing lk half of y'all don't understand the joke Instagiam @dadtellsjokes I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na. lmao this is clever af 4,608 Retweets 9759 LIkes LMAO Bra I juss died this is hilarious Lmao66 I'm f------ dead WHAT THE HELL LMFAO Bruh Literally me ICANT BREAHTE The joke is that Na is a smart name for Sodium, lol She totally proved e The statement Salute to this Photography! W-- LMAO000 I was not expecting that. im legit crying THIS IS SAVAGE Hit like if you understand this! F--- I literally just threw my phone IT TOOK ME A MOMENT I AM LEAVING

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Because shovels are for PUSSIES

bossyheifer Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower Fox stated that he was simply "fed up with battling the elements" and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull s---." Source: crap-usenname16 59,398 notes Jan 20th, 2018

bossyheifer Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower Fox stated that he was simply "fed up with battling the elements" and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull s---." Source: crap-usenname16 59,398 notes Jan 20th, 2018

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I dare u

If you're confused about the user name, it means M.A.P., or Minor-Attracted Person. Basically what pedophiles call themselves to groom minors into accepting pedos.

If you're confused about the user name, it means M.A.P., or Minor-Attracted Person. Basically what pedophiles call themselves to groom minors into accepting pedos.

I am the queen of the night

theweirdwideweb Me: "stays up past 11pm* I am queen of the night theweirdwideweb 25 seconds later

theweirdwideweb Me: "stays up past 11pm* I am queen of the night theweirdwideweb 25 seconds later

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spanishskulduggery Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little? spanishskulduggery Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an em ocean. Emocean underlined three times

spanishskulduggery Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little? spanishskulduggery Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an em ocean. Emocean underlined three times

omfg i remember what i wrote as a kid i still am but still

being richer than god

전 fightingdreamers jk rowling and notch are both members of my case study "does being richer than god turn you into a f------ moron" and it turns out the answer is a hard yes

전 fightingdreamers jk rowling and notch are both members of my case study "does being richer than god turn you into a f------ moron" and it turns out the answer is a hard yes

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Winter olympics are metal as fuck

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest?:) Who can do the best somersault? Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest?:) Who can do the best somersault? Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

Bruh

gumball Source: wethinkwedream a-little-insane: wethinkwedream What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you'd see waves being pulled by the moon and we'd wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers. I'll have whatever he's having. 204,985 notes

gumball Source: wethinkwedream a-little-insane: wethinkwedream What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you'd see waves being pulled by the moon and we'd wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers. I'll have whatever he's having. 204,985 notes

"Measure of Intelligence"

Can you read? Cantr you host? you know how to read and all that stuff? I'm fourt immy. I'm fourteen. rockthrowingman Where'd you get that accent from Millle Well, Y es when you ive So are you British? Yeah, I thi Patronize these kids at your own risk. my-little-ninja Tlhe Washington Times HOME NEWS OPINION POLITICS CULTURE 2' n this Jan. 8, 2018 photo, Jimmy Kimmel participates in the Jimmy Kimmel: Late-night hosts are liberal ‘because it requires a measure of intelligence'

Can you read? Cantr you host? you know how to read and all that stuff? I'm fourt immy. I'm fourteen. rockthrowingman Where'd you get that accent from Millle Well, Y es when you ive So are you British? Yeah, I thi Patronize these kids at your own risk. my-little-ninja Tlhe Washington Times HOME NEWS OPINION POLITICS CULTURE 2' n this Jan. 8, 2018 photo, Jimmy Kimmel participates in the Jimmy Kimmel: Late-night hosts are liberal ‘because it requires a measure of intelligence'

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The aspiration of all true artists

lesserjoke DIE HARD was an adaptation of the novel Nothing Lasts Forever, the sequel to another book called The Detective. That one had already been made into a movie starring Frank Sinatra, and when he declined to return for the sequel, the plot was initially reworked to become a sequel to the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie COMMANDO instead. Only when he too passed on the project did it get rewritten again into its final form. DIE HARDER was an adaptation of the novel 58 Minutes, which is by a different author and is entirely unrelated to Nothing Lasts Forever. Characters and plot details were reworked in adaptation so that the movie could function as a DIE HARD sequel. DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE began life as an original script called Simon Says. It went through several iterations, including one where it was a LETHAL WEAPON sequel, before eventually being reworked to be the third DIE HARD. (There had earlier been a script specifically written to be the third DIE HARD movie, but Bruce Willis rejected it as too similar to the first movies. That one was later reworked to become SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL.) LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD began as an original script called WW3.com. It too was purchased and rewritten to be a DIE HARD film. A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, the latest movie in the series, was actually written specifically as a sequel. However, its original title was Die Hard 24/7, and it was intended as a crossover with the recently-ended television show 24. When that plan fell apart, the Jack Bauer character was rewritten to be John McClane's adult son. Anyway, the moral of the story is to never let yourself get discouraged! Despite unlikely beginnings and early setbacks, you too could someday be rewritten to be a DIE HARD film.

lesserjoke DIE HARD was an adaptation of the novel Nothing Lasts Forever, the sequel to another book called The Detective. That one had already been made into a movie starring Frank Sinatra, and when he declined to return for the sequel, the plot was initially reworked to become a sequel to the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie COMMANDO instead. Only when he too passed on the project did it get rewritten again into its final form. DIE HARDER was an adaptation of the novel 58 Minutes, which is by a different author and is entirely unrelated to Nothing Lasts Forever. Characters and plot details were reworked in adaptation so that the movie could function as a DIE HARD sequel. DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE began life as an original script called Simon Says. It went through several iterations, including one where it was a LETHAL WEAPON sequel, before eventually being reworked to be the third DIE HARD. (There had earlier been a script specifically written to be the third DIE HARD movie, but Bruce Willis rejected it as too similar to the first movies. That one was later reworked to become SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL.) LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD began as an original script called WW3.com. It too was purchased and rewritten to be a DIE HARD film. A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, the latest movie in the series, was actually written specifically as a sequel. However, its original title was Die Hard 24/7, and it was intended as a crossover with the recently-ended television show 24. When that plan fell apart, the Jack Bauer character was rewritten to be John McClane's adult son. Anyway, the moral of the story is to never let yourself get discouraged! Despite unlikely beginnings and early setbacks, you too could someday be rewritten to be a DIE HARD film.

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Where is the lie

horhardaho Follow F------ ess jay dubya's, trying to deny my right to deny other people rights... #antisjw #antisj #racism #homophobia 15 notes horhardaho Follow I sure wish people would stop getting so hung-up on labels... Also if you identify with feminism or black lives matter then you automatically support hate movements. #hypocrisy #antisjw #anti feminism #feminism 4 notes

horhardaho Follow F------ ess jay dubya's, trying to deny my right to deny other people rights... #antisjw #antisj #racism #homophobia 15 notes horhardaho Follow I sure wish people would stop getting so hung-up on labels... Also if you identify with feminism or black lives matter then you automatically support hate movements. #hypocrisy #antisjw #anti feminism #feminism 4 notes

anti-sjw hypocrisy

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I'm not going to delete it this time. I have no regrets. I'm not afraid to f-----' die.

I'm not going to delete it this time. I have no regrets. I'm not afraid to f-----' die.

Economics: the biggest "it's just a prank bro" of the late decades

cup-a-fear How long until the next economic crash, lads? femoids Soon, but it's just my social experiment, it's a prank femoids The 'everything bubble could pop in 2018 NEWS.com.au - Jan 13, 2018 It is frankly scary': World financial system as stretched as before Stuff.co.nz - 8 hours ago Lmao. Subscribe cup-a-fear @femoids Has It Begun? http://time.com/money /5132906/stock-market-crashing-what-to-do/ cup-a-fear On February 5th 2018, the Dow Jones stock market crashed down 1,175 points, the single most loss of points in a day. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_market_crash femoids It's a prank, don't worry Source: cup-a-fear 2,407 notes

cup-a-fear How long until the next economic crash, lads? femoids Soon, but it's just my social experiment, it's a prank femoids The 'everything bubble could pop in 2018 NEWS.com.au - Jan 13, 2018 It is frankly scary': World financial system as stretched as before Stuff.co.nz - 8 hours ago Lmao. Subscribe cup-a-fear @femoids Has It Begun? http://time.com/money /5132906/stock-market-crashing-what-to-do/ cup-a-fear On February 5th 2018, the Dow Jones stock market crashed down 1,175 points, the single most loss of points in a day. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_market_crash femoids It's a prank, don't worry Source: cup-a-fear 2,407 notes

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Disgruntledturtle regrets asking

disgruntledturtle Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat equalistmako "Why hello there, little children-. Please follow me to my magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO PANSIESALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT.LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D. seasonoftowers Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone. ES thatickything well you did ask defilerwyrm Also there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat. mrtacomam you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

disgruntledturtle Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat equalistmako "Why hello there, little children-. Please follow me to my magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO PANSIESALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT.LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D. seasonoftowers Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone. ES thatickything well you did ask defilerwyrm Also there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat. mrtacomam you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

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Just no

wojtekghost = kittenpunk a Source: mightyflower mightyflower to quote hamlet act III scene ii line 92, "no 68,719 notes け-

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