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disgruntledturtle Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat equalistmako "Why hello there, little children-. Please follow me to my magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO PANSIESALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT.LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D. seasonoftowers Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone. ES thatickything well you did ask defilerwyrm Also there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat. mrtacomam you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

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Dr. Cave Johnson

Feb 06, 2018 at 07:59PM EST

No, they are not arguing semantics, they are arguing logistics. They are arguing about method, not terminology. I am arguing semantics.

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Z_2

Feb 05, 2018 at 10:57AM EST

You know what they say: Do what you do do well.
or
If you're not going to bother doing it right, why bother doing it at all?
or
SURPRISE TVTROPES TRAPLINK

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