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The Ecomothy is in shambles

twocubes Follow "Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03." I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

twocubes Follow "Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03." I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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SO rude

johnnycrass Follow 20h ago bro santa just took our city off the tour list w 486 notes D

johnnycrass Follow 20h ago bro santa just took our city off the tour list w 486 notes D

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Mmm

jewtea 3.5 oz/100 g 164 yds/wgs/150m Yarnspirations BERNAT Baby Crushed Velvet I'm appalled. they crushed that f baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw wyrmwizard #this is gound beefs

jewtea 3.5 oz/100 g 164 yds/wgs/150m Yarnspirations BERNAT Baby Crushed Velvet I'm appalled. they crushed that f baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw wyrmwizard #this is gound beefs

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Just floating

0 moved-to-lumnch Jul 24, 2017 Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river* welldressedloser Jan 20

0 moved-to-lumnch Jul 24, 2017 Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river* welldressedloser Jan 20

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Warm and cozy...

domesticatedanimals trying to get up but this warm cozy blanket is making some good points 4.617 notities

domesticatedanimals trying to get up but this warm cozy blanket is making some good points 4.617 notities

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This will end horribly

TINDER Tinder Zeus sent you a new message TINDER Tinder Odin sent you a new message 2 more notifications What is this? a crossover episode? 5:16 PM Yesterday, 4:54 PM hellonotabeaver Follow My advice to you, run autumngracy Follow Solution: Tell Zeus you'll agree to meet him but only if he's in the guise of a swan (a very s swan) Tell Odin you will arrive in the form of a swan Give them the same meeting location, pop some popcorn and hide in the bushes brightlotusmoon Follow Loki, is that you?

TINDER Tinder Zeus sent you a new message TINDER Tinder Odin sent you a new message 2 more notifications What is this? a crossover episode? 5:16 PM Yesterday, 4:54 PM hellonotabeaver Follow My advice to you, run autumngracy Follow Solution: Tell Zeus you'll agree to meet him but only if he's in the guise of a swan (a very s swan) Tell Odin you will arrive in the form of a swan Give them the same meeting location, pop some popcorn and hide in the bushes brightlotusmoon Follow Loki, is that you?

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Not a gentle goodnight

orcposts ⭑Follow do not go gentle into that good night orcposts ❤ be a bit of a b about it Oct 3

orcposts ⭑Follow do not go gentle into that good night orcposts ❤ be a bit of a b about it Oct 3

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Well-loved

https://ift.tt/2VU3Qyr "My wife has snuggled the same Garfield for 40 years. I found an identical unwrapped one on eBay." scarred-but-still-smiling Follow That is a very well loved plushie wee-tiny Follow Johe77puppy Okey so first I was gonna say "They're not identical! The old one has his eyes closed." But then I noticed the worn white. He's been snuggled so much the print of the eyes is completely worn off and it looks like he's just content and purring

https://ift.tt/2VU3Qyr "My wife has snuggled the same Garfield for 40 years. I found an identical unwrapped one on eBay." scarred-but-still-smiling Follow That is a very well loved plushie wee-tiny Follow Johe77puppy Okey so first I was gonna say "They're not identical! The old one has his eyes closed." But then I noticed the worn white. He's been snuggled so much the print of the eyes is completely worn off and it looks like he's just content and purring

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It do be windy

celestial-snake reblogged lesiasmadness marlynnofmany *giant wind gust outside* Me: "Don't say it." My Brain: celestial-snake IT F #it fl wimdy Follow WIMDY. 174.5K notes D t] ΕΙ в :

celestial-snake reblogged lesiasmadness marlynnofmany *giant wind gust outside* Me: "Don't say it." My Brain: celestial-snake IT F #it fl wimdy Follow WIMDY. 174.5K notes D t] ΕΙ в :

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Imagination levels

lakevida Follow im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it happy-side15 Follow as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you lakevida rub it in why don't you

lakevida Follow im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it happy-side15 Follow as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you lakevida rub it in why don't you

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That's his house now

rickybabyboy reblogged towerofglass kleefkruid Follow CIRMAN Cush 214 AUTO COOK EXPRESS DEFROST N TRIVEN ON KUN 15431 503-20 AC4 05-15kg SPININ 61-1019 0-2 0-20kg 0-102-18 D3 a 20 DEA Manufacturer SHARP Corporation Importer 1 Tauscho Saka Saks Osaka 590-6622, Japan Ves Plant sp 200 Saley 2.02-423 Warsaw Poland C GRILL HOT AIR EXPRESS COOK DEFROST AUTO COOK REHEAT STOP +1min The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes rickybabyboy Follow rude about their house 6,380 notes W /kg G

rickybabyboy reblogged towerofglass kleefkruid Follow CIRMAN Cush 214 AUTO COOK EXPRESS DEFROST N TRIVEN ON KUN 15431 503-20 AC4 05-15kg SPININ 61-1019 0-2 0-20kg 0-102-18 D3 a 20 DEA Manufacturer SHARP Corporation Importer 1 Tauscho Saka Saks Osaka 590-6622, Japan Ves Plant sp 200 Saley 2.02-423 Warsaw Poland C GRILL HOT AIR EXPRESS COOK DEFROST AUTO COOK REHEAT STOP +1min The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes rickybabyboy Follow rude about their house 6,380 notes W /kg G

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Chaotic neutral

kaijuno Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I'm currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin. kaijuno update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i'm in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie kaijuno update: THERE'S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

kaijuno Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I'm currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin. kaijuno update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i'm in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie kaijuno update: THERE'S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

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Plot twist

shadow-wizard-moneygang "When life gives you lemons" FALSE 00 Follow LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS 2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241 I have big news about like 85% of our problems

shadow-wizard-moneygang "When life gives you lemons" FALSE 00 Follow LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS 2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241 I have big news about like 85% of our problems

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Nut allergy

whitepeopletwitter Follow simoné @girlpowertbh Follow i asked my bf what he wished he could change about me and instead of saying something cute like "nothing, you're perfect” he said "nut allergy" 1:57 AM - 21 Aug 22 - Twitter for iPhone catboygirljoker Follow #it's thoughtful if she has a nut allergy but a thousand times funnier if she doesn't (via orc-sign-language)

whitepeopletwitter Follow simoné @girlpowertbh Follow i asked my bf what he wished he could change about me and instead of saying something cute like "nothing, you're perfect” he said "nut allergy" 1:57 AM - 21 Aug 22 - Twitter for iPhone catboygirljoker Follow #it's thoughtful if she has a nut allergy but a thousand times funnier if she doesn't (via orc-sign-language)

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I am so tired

thy-lovelylionheart "you can't be tired," chortles a middle aged family friend, "you're young!" "really??" I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free. annyongchingu I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference. thylovelylionheart "thou cannot have the black death," the doctor scoffs behind his mask, "you are youthful!" "marry??" I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

thy-lovelylionheart "you can't be tired," chortles a middle aged family friend, "you're young!" "really??" I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free. annyongchingu I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference. thylovelylionheart "thou cannot have the black death," the doctor scoffs behind his mask, "you are youthful!" "marry??" I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

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They know

"I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!" doctra-sea-pea disney now owns this joke

"I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!" doctra-sea-pea disney now owns this joke

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They be like that

muppetymels Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture. "No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains." "Physics might be a little different on your planet, but here when you throw things they typically fall and break." "Grabbing people and shaking them violently is not considered a proper greeting on this planet." buthavenotlove This is real.

muppetymels Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture. "No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains." "Physics might be a little different on your planet, but here when you throw things they typically fall and break." "Grabbing people and shaking them violently is not considered a proper greeting on this planet." buthavenotlove This is real.

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Enjoying Hyperfixation I AM SO CRINGE >:)

rramshackled Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE the universal experience pobopolybius +++ Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE Be proud of being cringe. Evil even orolith Follow *Enjoying Drive Home* PENTS 239,280 notes 17

rramshackled Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE the universal experience pobopolybius +++ Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE Be proud of being cringe. Evil even orolith Follow *Enjoying Drive Home* PENTS 239,280 notes 17

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Cloudy

sealedbeastnue "what time is it" you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce "it is cloudy" Source: sealedbeastnue 10,973 notes D

sealedbeastnue "what time is it" you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce "it is cloudy" Source: sealedbeastnue 10,973 notes D

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It's true

spockcoded Follow cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive. things paperplanechemtrails Follow Lillys #none of these words are in the bible

spockcoded Follow cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive. things paperplanechemtrails Follow Lillys #none of these words are in the bible

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