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myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada: i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like "hey don't tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it's not legal but let's keep that on the down low" and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada: i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like "hey don't tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it's not legal but let's keep that on the down low" and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

AT&T 10:19 PM 2490 beinggigantic beinggigantic: did u guys see the deer with the ribbon this one did u see it did u see this 186,623 notes

AT&T 10:19 PM 2490 beinggigantic beinggigantic: did u guys see the deer with the ribbon this one did u see it did u see this 186,623 notes

cheesecakemaster despicable-b... Source timeywimeyho why does my body keep producing acne why can't you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 76,163 notes

cheesecakemaster despicable-b... Source timeywimeyho why does my body keep producing acne why can't you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 76,163 notes

love-whispers-dreams: feministsupernatural: A dollar bill in 1930 was worth about as much as $14.50 today. If you found a dollar bill in 1930, you could probably, you know, buy a few days worth of groceries. Now you can buy a box of pasta. Here I was thinking "S--- I'd love to live in those times, I'd be f------ rich" And then I remembered I was black PREACH 39,370 notes

love-whispers-dreams: feministsupernatural: A dollar bill in 1930 was worth about as much as $14.50 today. If you found a dollar bill in 1930, you could probably, you know, buy a few days worth of groceries. Now you can buy a box of pasta. Here I was thinking "S--- I'd love to live in those times, I'd be f------ rich" And then I remembered I was black PREACH 39,370 notes

desillusional 凸 write-swag-write imstilladreamer31: amithereal I'M CRYING BECAUSE IN CHURCH ONE OF THE LINES OF A HYMN WAS "VERY GOD" AND THIS GIRL BEHIND ME WHISPERED "SUCH CHRISTIANITY" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING wow 60,314 notes

desillusional 凸 write-swag-write imstilladreamer31: amithereal I'M CRYING BECAUSE IN CHURCH ONE OF THE LINES OF A HYMN WAS "VERY GOD" AND THIS GIRL BEHIND ME WHISPERED "SUCH CHRISTIANITY" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING wow 60,314 notes

. hear noises * pause music . complete silence e play music . hear noises again

. hear noises * pause music . complete silence e play music . hear noises again

You couldnitihave called? Orsendone of thosetext messages you 're always sending out YouknowHeyits me Casey. I'm not dead in a ditch. OL little picture ofa f------ whale #YOLO." tarzanna odd-abby this movie THIS F------ PART. FINALLY

You couldnitihave called? Orsendone of thosetext messages you 're always sending out YouknowHeyits me Casey. I'm not dead in a ditch. OL little picture ofa f------ whale #YOLO." tarzanna odd-abby this movie THIS F------ PART. FINALLY

door creeks oh so your name is william

versacheeese ghost hunters can you communicate with us door creeks* ghost hunters: oh so your name is william 406,646 notes

versacheeese ghost hunters can you communicate with us door creeks* ghost hunters: oh so your name is william 406,646 notes

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alpacalypse fartaal lery averagebare: i heard a kid say "but DAAAAAD" and his dad said "DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED" I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS 39,164 notes

alpacalypse fartaal lery averagebare: i heard a kid say "but DAAAAAD" and his dad said "DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED" I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS 39,164 notes

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"if you give a man swag he'll get laid for a day. But if you give a man class he'll get laid for lif...

my dad once said "if you give a man swag he'll get laid for a day But if you give a man class he'll get laid for life." that sounds like one of those quotes you see edited over a picture of a dude in a fedora and a greasy ass ponytail if you give a man swag he'll get laid for a day. But if you give a man class hellget laid for life

my dad once said "if you give a man swag he'll get laid for a day But if you give a man class he'll get laid for life." that sounds like one of those quotes you see edited over a picture of a dude in a fedora and a greasy ass ponytail if you give a man swag he'll get laid for a day. But if you give a man class hellget laid for life

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sarahjsphynx My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you're relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn't mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It's going to take a while, but takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go. This is the best thing I've ever read, really Show 3,457 notes

sarahjsphynx My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you're relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn't mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It's going to take a while, but takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go. This is the best thing I've ever read, really Show 3,457 notes

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You know why she's not even touching it? I said "no."

tilthingsarebrighter: "When you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?" Peanut butter is basically my dog's favorite thing in the world. You know why she's not even touching it? I said "no." 7,150 notes

tilthingsarebrighter: "When you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?" Peanut butter is basically my dog's favorite thing in the world. You know why she's not even touching it? I said "no." 7,150 notes

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Dude

invertedanus deathpup shrexything babyferaligator oomshi is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing no its called highjacking guys no it's weedwhacking no its called dissapointing ur mother dude #dude

invertedanus deathpup shrexything babyferaligator oomshi is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing no its called highjacking guys no it's weedwhacking no its called dissapointing ur mother dude #dude

shadesofmauve: muepin: spideypool: Just because we are called "Freelancers"doesn't mean we work for free Creative freelancers should just be called art mercenaries HELL YEAH! OUTTA THE WAY, PANSIES I'M HERE TO MAKE SOME GODDAMMEDART

shadesofmauve: muepin: spideypool: Just because we are called "Freelancers"doesn't mean we work for free Creative freelancers should just be called art mercenaries HELL YEAH! OUTTA THE WAY, PANSIES I'M HERE TO MAKE SOME GODDAMMEDART

Heroes Are Not Always Happy

iPod 23:27 ne hero was toocooltobehipster DONKEY!

iPod 23:27 ne hero was toocooltobehipster DONKEY!

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arctithysteric calisha Source: hitlervevo hitlervevo my social studies teacher once told us "human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night 443,644 notes は

arctithysteric calisha Source: hitlervevo hitlervevo my social studies teacher once told us "human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night 443,644 notes は