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EAH, MOM WE'RE JUST COLORING farfr0mn0 The two biggest f----- liars on television

EAH, MOM WE'RE JUST COLORING farfr0mn0 The two biggest f----- liars on television

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stolenpandorica: It's funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic

stolenpandorica: It's funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic

Ret 22x 900 PLEEZA NO SQuEEZA engage rp: wanted to squeeza

Ret 22x 900 PLEEZA NO SQuEEZA engage rp: wanted to squeeza

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Source: stardroid frostbitch people who try to befriend artists for free art 2,939 notes

Source: stardroid frostbitch people who try to befriend artists for free art 2,939 notes

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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. Communism : You have 2 cows; the G vernment takes b th and gives you some milk Fascism : You have 2 cows; the G vernment takes b。th and sells you some milk. Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots ou. Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch A Swiss Corporation : You have 5000 cows. None。f which belong to you. You charge others for storing them Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows You tel1 them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there' s these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!' Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows... Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital. Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda. PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong. Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building. Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows COWB Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse. An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows,but they should stop existing because they are so perfect Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here? Cows: The s--- you go through This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. Communism : You have 2 cows; the G vernment takes b th and gives you some milk Fascism : You have 2 cows; the G vernment takes b。th and sells you some milk. Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots ou. Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch A Swiss Corporation : You have 5000 cows. None。f which belong to you. You charge others for storing them Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows You tel1 them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there' s these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!' Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows... Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital. Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda. PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong. Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building. Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows COWB Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse. An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows,but they should stop existing because they are so perfect Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here? Cows: The s--- you go through This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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$queckゾ discordion When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg. When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days. When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone. clearly someone didn't want that saxophone invented inc THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT$

$queckゾ discordion When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg. When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days. When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone. clearly someone didn't want that saxophone invented inc THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT$

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INFLATABLE C--- Fighting The hilarious dueling game where your weapon is a g---------! Box contains 2 GIANT inflatable cocks ac ahmogar Garage sales. CHALLENGE YOU TOA DUEL this should be a letsplay Make the achievement hunters find the thing 5,831 notes はツ

INFLATABLE C--- Fighting The hilarious dueling game where your weapon is a g---------! Box contains 2 GIANT inflatable cocks ac ahmogar Garage sales. CHALLENGE YOU TOA DUEL this should be a letsplay Make the achievement hunters find the thing 5,831 notes はツ

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yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just right out the window

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just right out the window

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dirkedstrider Ξ dweebscar Source: flambutt If your car begins to hydroplane you should: Reduce your speed and let the car decelerate o Do nothing and allow your car to turn into the plane it has always dreamed of O Pump the brakes repeatedly Immediately slam the brakes a Previous NEXT Skip » i'm taking a learner's permit test and

dirkedstrider Ξ dweebscar Source: flambutt If your car begins to hydroplane you should: Reduce your speed and let the car decelerate o Do nothing and allow your car to turn into the plane it has always dreamed of O Pump the brakes repeatedly Immediately slam the brakes a Previous NEXT Skip » i'm taking a learner's permit test and

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ollivander sketchlynx What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm. INCOMING!" WHAP

ollivander sketchlynx What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm. INCOMING!" WHAP

Professor Snape·Snape- #SomebodyTelMeWhy the Weasley twins had the Marauder's Map and never questioned why Ron was sleeping with a man named Peter every night Expand 26 Jan acervonschweetz thiefqueenftw We'll love you no matter what, lil' brother IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

Professor Snape·Snape- #SomebodyTelMeWhy the Weasley twins had the Marauder's Map and never questioned why Ron was sleeping with a man named Peter every night Expand 26 Jan acervonschweetz thiefqueenftw We'll love you no matter what, lil' brother IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

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a-sensible-heart.tumblr.com notsoinnocentalchemist: honorized: So much respect. And sadness. He's trying so hard to stay strong. No, no, this is horrible. You see, the flag will go to the husband or wife of the deceased soldier as next of kin. This flag is going to the son. Both of his parents are gone.

a-sensible-heart.tumblr.com notsoinnocentalchemist: honorized: So much respect. And sadness. He's trying so hard to stay strong. No, no, this is horrible. You see, the flag will go to the husband or wife of the deceased soldier as next of kin. This flag is going to the son. Both of his parents are gone.

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Marvelous Why is there a tiger face on its chest? Because itlooks coo dustyhorse mecha 101

Marvelous Why is there a tiger face on its chest? Because itlooks coo dustyhorse mecha 101

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marvyluvsronnieradkepomegra... Source: i-learned-it-fro. -learned-it-from-the-pizzaman This is a Lindor truffle. My mom bought me some and the second I took one, my dad snatched it from me and yelled "l HAVE CAUGHT THE GOLDEN SNITCH! FIFTY POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOR!!!!! Absolute b-------. It's 150 points.

marvyluvsronnieradkepomegra... Source: i-learned-it-fro. -learned-it-from-the-pizzaman This is a Lindor truffle. My mom bought me some and the second I took one, my dad snatched it from me and yelled "l HAVE CAUGHT THE GOLDEN SNITCH! FIFTY POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOR!!!!! Absolute b-------. It's 150 points.

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eh-sisyphusguychai Source: rebekhaleesi Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to al1 students Dumbledore: Except for detention Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore 325,939 notes

eh-sisyphusguychai Source: rebekhaleesi Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to al1 students Dumbledore: Except for detention Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore 325,939 notes

ghost-anus culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a f-- hag and I didn't know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like "it's okay, once you come out you will discover your true self" and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said "it's just so hard to feel accepted" and I just the queer whisperer

ghost-anus culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a f-- hag and I didn't know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like "it's okay, once you come out you will discover your true self" and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said "it's just so hard to feel accepted" and I just the queer whisperer