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ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY Zeus: im gonna put my d--- in it Everyone: dont put ur d--- in it Zeus: toO LaTE

ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY Zeus: im gonna put my d--- in it Everyone: dont put ur d--- in it Zeus: toO LaTE

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I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

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merrilly swarrior rachelbearenson so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it "george" ust. imagine a planet called George mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE i had to fact check this and its f------ true rn in the universe where that happened: "when George was discovered they wanted to name it URANUS"

merrilly swarrior rachelbearenson so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it "george" ust. imagine a planet called George mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE i had to fact check this and its f------ true rn in the universe where that happened: "when George was discovered they wanted to name it URANUS"

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GIRLS -if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a "strong woman empowered, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow Written by a girl who'd never hit a guy #SJW PERMALINK POSTED 1 WEEK AGO TWEET THIS 15,013 NOTES

GIRLS -if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a "strong woman empowered, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow Written by a girl who'd never hit a guy #SJW PERMALINK POSTED 1 WEEK AGO TWEET THIS 15,013 NOTES

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dracula but before and lesbian Web Imágenes Videos NoticiasShopping Más Herramientas de búsqueda Cerca de 18,700,000 resultados (0,39 segundos) Carmilla - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla ▼ Traducir esta página This article includes a list of references, but its sources remain unclear because it has Carmilla predates Bram Stoker's Dracula by 26 years, and has been adapted.. Before she leaves, she stemly notes that her daughter will not disclose any... for his 1932 film Vampyr but deleted any references to lesbian sexuality mollykatheryn nightmare-syndrome I forgot the name of carmilla so I said that and google found it, I'm crying #dracula but before and lesbian can we get this on a shirt

dracula but before and lesbian Web Imágenes Videos NoticiasShopping Más Herramientas de búsqueda Cerca de 18,700,000 resultados (0,39 segundos) Carmilla - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla ▼ Traducir esta página This article includes a list of references, but its sources remain unclear because it has Carmilla predates Bram Stoker's Dracula by 26 years, and has been adapted.. Before she leaves, she stemly notes that her daughter will not disclose any... for his 1932 film Vampyr but deleted any references to lesbian sexuality mollykatheryn nightmare-syndrome I forgot the name of carmilla so I said that and google found it, I'm crying #dracula but before and lesbian can we get this on a shirt

As a New Zealander who has had many memorable experiences with the police, I can confirm that our officers are indeed a bunch of snarky little shits. Gotta love them.

Christchurch Police 17 hrs Edited WANTED TO ARREST Samuel Evan LAKE has a warrant for his arrest LAKE is 23 years of age, 171cm tall and of thin build.. See More Like Comment Share 975 people like this. Top Comments 200 shares Sam Lake I need to get a new mugshot Like Reply 2,139 16 hrs Christchurch Police Come see us and will arrange at no cost Like 4,167 16 hrs Sam Lake If only they were as good at finding me as they were with comebacks Like Reply 5865 15 hrs 44 Replies . 2 mins mihlayn new zealand's finest

Christchurch Police 17 hrs Edited WANTED TO ARREST Samuel Evan LAKE has a warrant for his arrest LAKE is 23 years of age, 171cm tall and of thin build.. See More Like Comment Share 975 people like this. Top Comments 200 shares Sam Lake I need to get a new mugshot Like Reply 2,139 16 hrs Christchurch Police Come see us and will arrange at no cost Like 4,167 16 hrs Sam Lake If only they were as good at finding me as they were with comebacks Like Reply 5865 15 hrs 44 Replies . 2 mins mihlayn new zealand's finest

clannyphantom clannvphanto don't talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it's some cool elite website but because it's f------ embarrassing No, it's because we can't have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren't on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log nto multiple times a day see this is what I'm talking about

clannyphantom clannvphanto don't talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it's some cool elite website but because it's f------ embarrassing No, it's because we can't have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren't on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log nto multiple times a day see this is what I'm talking about

lilbijou luanlegacy Just a set of quick photos I did for clas. lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum That's exactly what a monday feels like kinda what social anxiety feels like I'M GONNA DO IT I'M GONNA DO THE THING WITH wait never mind i need to alphabetize my sock drawer this is what chronic iliness looks like. this is what I go through every single day. Only I'm at half empty before I even get out of bed... exactly what chronic illness looks like. mental or physical. this is a great illustration, which perhaps people with more empathy than you lazy bum" can relate to. yeah this is important af 87,369 notes

lilbijou luanlegacy Just a set of quick photos I did for clas. lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum That's exactly what a monday feels like kinda what social anxiety feels like I'M GONNA DO IT I'M GONNA DO THE THING WITH wait never mind i need to alphabetize my sock drawer this is what chronic iliness looks like. this is what I go through every single day. Only I'm at half empty before I even get out of bed... exactly what chronic illness looks like. mental or physical. this is a great illustration, which perhaps people with more empathy than you lazy bum" can relate to. yeah this is important af 87,369 notes

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partybarackisinthehousetonight ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they're pressing the buttons like they're playing?? well that's how i'm handling adulthood so far

partybarackisinthehousetonight ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they're pressing the buttons like they're playing?? well that's how i'm handling adulthood so far

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Take A Nap, Anytime Anywhere!" RECLINE Maganine PUBLIC SLEEP PRODUC Worship! NapSack SLEEP HOOD deductivereasonable h34rken put a f------ bag on your head and sleep you god damn p------------ take a nap on a f------ ski lift 241316 VIA II sOURCE

Take A Nap, Anytime Anywhere!" RECLINE Maganine PUBLIC SLEEP PRODUC Worship! NapSack SLEEP HOOD deductivereasonable h34rken put a f------ bag on your head and sleep you god damn p------------ take a nap on a f------ ski lift 241316 VIA II sOURCE

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Tumblr fails history class

White I White is dropping the H-bomb on the Japanese and not on the Germans. Preston Wilcox,Edor Dustrations by Sandy Huffsker I will always reblog this s--- son if you actually believe this you're dumb as hell open a history book instead of scrolling down your dash hate to break it to you but we didn't ever drop a nuclear bomb on Germany But we didn't hesitate to drop it on Japan. TWICE The effects of that bomb still affects citizens, today, if you know basi chemistry and understand how radioactive decay works. There are children and adults still suffering from cancerous effects just from being in the area of the blast zone for too long...80+ years LATER Not to mention that the fact that they would rather bomb Japan than Germany tells me there was some racist bias involved in that decision. Time Travel is white privilege. Because the Nazis surrendered May 8th, 1945 The first nuclear weapon was finished being built by July and first tested July 16th 1945 Months after the German surrender Not to mention that the fact that they would rather bomb Japan than Germany tells me there was some racist bias involved in that decision." Not a single decision like that ever took place but we didn't ever drop a nuclear bomb on Germany". Maybe because it didn't exist until after the German surrender? But yeah, this is no less than I expect from SJWs, because all fascist and tyrants rewrite history to suit their views and feels Oh, yeah, and the first H bomb didn't even exist until 1953, 8 years after the war. Not to mention Japan was why America actively entered the war. And no one knew what it would do. Radioactive and cancer are not old concepts. They didn't understand what it did. Hindsight is 20/20 And the reason they attacked america was because the US cut off their oil supply. And the reason the US cut off Japans oil supply was because Japan was going a r--- and mass murder parade through china. But the SJWs never mention that because 1: It means that PoC are capable of hate and atrocities. 2: That the evil whities actually helped the Chinese (who are PoC), by cutting off supplies from the people who wer oppressing them (actual oppression, not what the SJWs s--- themselves about) F------ tumblr needs to back off and take history lessons before they go out making factually incorrect b------- posts just to try to make all white people look bad

White I White is dropping the H-bomb on the Japanese and not on the Germans. Preston Wilcox,Edor Dustrations by Sandy Huffsker I will always reblog this s--- son if you actually believe this you're dumb as hell open a history book instead of scrolling down your dash hate to break it to you but we didn't ever drop a nuclear bomb on Germany But we didn't hesitate to drop it on Japan. TWICE The effects of that bomb still affects citizens, today, if you know basi chemistry and understand how radioactive decay works. There are children and adults still suffering from cancerous effects just from being in the area of the blast zone for too long...80+ years LATER Not to mention that the fact that they would rather bomb Japan than Germany tells me there was some racist bias involved in that decision. Time Travel is white privilege. Because the Nazis surrendered May 8th, 1945 The first nuclear weapon was finished being built by July and first tested July 16th 1945 Months after the German surrender Not to mention that the fact that they would rather bomb Japan than Germany tells me there was some racist bias involved in that decision." Not a single decision like that ever took place but we didn't ever drop a nuclear bomb on Germany". Maybe because it didn't exist until after the German surrender? But yeah, this is no less than I expect from SJWs, because all fascist and tyrants rewrite history to suit their views and feels Oh, yeah, and the first H bomb didn't even exist until 1953, 8 years after the war. Not to mention Japan was why America actively entered the war. And no one knew what it would do. Radioactive and cancer are not old concepts. They didn't understand what it did. Hindsight is 20/20 And the reason they attacked america was because the US cut off their oil supply. And the reason the US cut off Japans oil supply was because Japan was going a r--- and mass murder parade through china. But the SJWs never mention that because 1: It means that PoC are capable of hate and atrocities. 2: That the evil whities actually helped the Chinese (who are PoC), by cutting off supplies from the people who wer oppressing them (actual oppression, not what the SJWs s--- themselves about) F------ tumblr needs to back off and take history lessons before they go out making factually incorrect b------- posts just to try to make all white people look bad

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infamymonster is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t-oh s--- its a snake MY ANACONDA DON'T Source: catblog420

infamymonster is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t-oh s--- its a snake MY ANACONDA DON'T Source: catblog420

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jackedoff turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy 240,230 notes

jackedoff turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy 240,230 notes

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1-enoch last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that 154,954 notes

1-enoch last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that 154,954 notes

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tuitionfees: just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!! Source: tuitionfees 129,108 notes

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My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you're relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn't hurting you doesn't mean you didn't notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It's going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go. clovette peetatoast shakevourbuddah notkorra #1hat's a f------ deep dentist visit is your dentist also your therapist? Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher my dentist just tells me i need to floss more

My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you're relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn't hurting you doesn't mean you didn't notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It's going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go. clovette peetatoast shakevourbuddah notkorra #1hat's a f------ deep dentist visit is your dentist also your therapist? Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher my dentist just tells me i need to floss more

Pluto is still not a planet

shinichi! 7cPA: durnesque-esque Source: gbfrankie gbfrankie Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level 66,870 notes は←

shinichi! 7cPA: durnesque-esque Source: gbfrankie gbfrankie Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level 66,870 notes は←

the-max-burg ruinedchildhood Source: unclefather mom: are you high? 70,775 notes

the-max-burg ruinedchildhood Source: unclefather mom: are you high? 70,775 notes

achoomnida: if you're gonna unfollow me you'll have to go through the perfume department

achoomnida: if you're gonna unfollow me you'll have to go through the perfume department

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If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality psychology, witchcraft luciferofficial: snazzydrew eallmysinsr breathinginthestarlight quirkieness i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn't have to pay for college damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need s----- middle school education. sign me up i want to learn all of these things The devil seems like a swell guy you're damn right i am

If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality psychology, witchcraft luciferofficial: snazzydrew eallmysinsr breathinginthestarlight quirkieness i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn't have to pay for college damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need s----- middle school education. sign me up i want to learn all of these things The devil seems like a swell guy you're damn right i am

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