Fun fact: To cockroaches, humans are the most disgusting things on the planet, and they will frantically try to clean themselves after making any contact whatsoever.

So last year I saw a tumblr post going on about "Why should I clean my room, I'm the only who goes in there!" and I thought "Yeah, right on!" My apartment was messy as shit, but I lived alone and never had people over, so why should I care about cleanliness? Then, that very night, I was awoken by a cockroach crawling over my fingertips. Changed my mind pretty quickly.