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kaijuno Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I'm currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin. kaijuno update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i'm in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie kaijuno update: THERE'S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

kaijuno Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I'm currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin. kaijuno update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i'm in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie kaijuno update: THERE'S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

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Plot twist

shadow-wizard-moneygang "When life gives you lemons" FALSE 00 Follow LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS 2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241 I have big news about like 85% of our problems

shadow-wizard-moneygang "When life gives you lemons" FALSE 00 Follow LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS 2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241 I have big news about like 85% of our problems

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Nut allergy

whitepeopletwitter Follow simoné @girlpowertbh Follow i asked my bf what he wished he could change about me and instead of saying something cute like "nothing, you're perfect” he said "nut allergy" 1:57 AM - 21 Aug 22 - Twitter for iPhone catboygirljoker Follow #it's thoughtful if she has a nut allergy but a thousand times funnier if she doesn't (via orc-sign-language)

whitepeopletwitter Follow simoné @girlpowertbh Follow i asked my bf what he wished he could change about me and instead of saying something cute like "nothing, you're perfect” he said "nut allergy" 1:57 AM - 21 Aug 22 - Twitter for iPhone catboygirljoker Follow #it's thoughtful if she has a nut allergy but a thousand times funnier if she doesn't (via orc-sign-language)

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I am so tired

thy-lovelylionheart "you can't be tired," chortles a middle aged family friend, "you're young!" "really??" I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free. annyongchingu I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference. thylovelylionheart "thou cannot have the black death," the doctor scoffs behind his mask, "you are youthful!" "marry??" I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

thy-lovelylionheart "you can't be tired," chortles a middle aged family friend, "you're young!" "really??" I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free. annyongchingu I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference. thylovelylionheart "thou cannot have the black death," the doctor scoffs behind his mask, "you are youthful!" "marry??" I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

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They know

"I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!" doctra-sea-pea disney now owns this joke

"I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!" doctra-sea-pea disney now owns this joke

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They be like that

muppetymels Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture. "No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains." "Physics might be a little different on your planet, but here when you throw things they typically fall and break." "Grabbing people and shaking them violently is not considered a proper greeting on this planet." buthavenotlove This is real.

muppetymels Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture. "No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains." "Physics might be a little different on your planet, but here when you throw things they typically fall and break." "Grabbing people and shaking them violently is not considered a proper greeting on this planet." buthavenotlove This is real.

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Enjoying Hyperfixation I AM SO CRINGE >:)

rramshackled Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE the universal experience pobopolybius +++ Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE Be proud of being cringe. Evil even orolith Follow *Enjoying Drive Home* PENTS 239,280 notes 17

rramshackled Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE the universal experience pobopolybius +++ Follow *Enjoying hyperfixation* I AM SO CRINGE Be proud of being cringe. Evil even orolith Follow *Enjoying Drive Home* PENTS 239,280 notes 17

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Cloudy

sealedbeastnue "what time is it" you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce "it is cloudy" Source: sealedbeastnue 10,973 notes D

sealedbeastnue "what time is it" you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce "it is cloudy" Source: sealedbeastnue 10,973 notes D

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It's true

spockcoded Follow cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive. things paperplanechemtrails Follow Lillys #none of these words are in the bible

spockcoded Follow cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive. things paperplanechemtrails Follow Lillys #none of these words are in the bible

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Hm.

djnusagi Follow so ur at the party right and there's this girl in the corner with another girl a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says "this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily" and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say "oh that's nice" and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask "does she know any tricks?" so the girl says "come on girl, show 'em" and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw the-cybersmith Follow من About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP. sainamoonshine Follow Dude, human pet guy sir, I don't think you were making the same post as OP

djnusagi Follow so ur at the party right and there's this girl in the corner with another girl a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says "this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily" and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say "oh that's nice" and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask "does she know any tricks?" so the girl says "come on girl, show 'em" and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw the-cybersmith Follow من About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP. sainamoonshine Follow Dude, human pet guy sir, I don't think you were making the same post as OP

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Mermaids

bunney if ur hair covers ur bu have mermaid hair and are a mermaid i dont make the rules unclewhisky As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds. sashaforthewin You are a mermaid, sir 80

bunney if ur hair covers ur bu have mermaid hair and are a mermaid i dont make the rules unclewhisky As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds. sashaforthewin You are a mermaid, sir 80

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Imagine that

djnusagi Follow so ur at the party right and there's this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says "this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say "oh that's nice" and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask "does she know any tricks?" so the girl says "come on girl, show 'em❞ and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw the-cybersmith Follow About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP. وو sainamoonshine Follow Dude, human pet guy sir, I don't think you were making the same post as OP

djnusagi Follow so ur at the party right and there's this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says "this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say "oh that's nice" and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask "does she know any tricks?" so the girl says "come on girl, show 'em❞ and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw the-cybersmith Follow About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP. وو sainamoonshine Follow Dude, human pet guy sir, I don't think you were making the same post as OP

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Oops

zagreus Jun 16, 2022 Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right ✓ somewhere-south-of-neutral Follow Aug 9 New henchpeople idea dropped 105,711 notes on

zagreus Jun 16, 2022 Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right ✓ somewhere-south-of-neutral Follow Aug 9 New henchpeople idea dropped 105,711 notes on

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Odd things are happening

dio-brando-did-nothi... happym... Follow January 5th 2017, 7:24:19 pm a minute ago Speedwagon I didn't think this would turn into such a bizarre adventure. porunareff everybody take a shot 4,652 notes > D

dio-brando-did-nothi... happym... Follow January 5th 2017, 7:24:19 pm a minute ago Speedwagon I didn't think this would turn into such a bizarre adventure. porunareff everybody take a shot 4,652 notes > D

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To everyone

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva May 13, 2012 message to all bi please survive Source: CNN 444.7K notes R 3 ΕΙ on

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva May 13, 2012 message to all bi please survive Source: CNN 444.7K notes R 3 ΕΙ on

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Makes no sense

strawberry-crocodile Follow funny how the popular conception of reptiles is that theyre like, slimy and wet. meanwhile they have smooth dry scales, while we mammals are covered in glands that secrete water and oils and other chemicals. where do we sweaty greasy synapsids get off calling lizards slimy

strawberry-crocodile Follow funny how the popular conception of reptiles is that theyre like, slimy and wet. meanwhile they have smooth dry scales, while we mammals are covered in glands that secrete water and oils and other chemicals. where do we sweaty greasy synapsids get off calling lizards slimy

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Magic tomato

vaporwavesimulator some video game channel: if you use cheats to clip through this area you will find a model of a tomato! i wonder why they put this here me every time: :O !!! dospunk Devs: yeah when we take out the tomato everything breaks so we just left it in Source: vaporwavesimulator 15,143 notes D 13

vaporwavesimulator some video game channel: if you use cheats to clip through this area you will find a model of a tomato! i wonder why they put this here me every time: :O !!! dospunk Devs: yeah when we take out the tomato everything breaks so we just left it in Source: vaporwavesimulator 15,143 notes D 13

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Hot take, hot give

plutoarttv Follow 7. Jul prometheus: hot take, the greek gods: no give that back

plutoarttv Follow 7. Jul prometheus: hot take, the greek gods: no give that back

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Those are wild times

halfgayfullgayconsequences Follow My oven has given up and is just giving me bulls times Cancel 15:99 A Broil Clean Timer Clock 12:5 A Cook Stop Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE Magic Chef MEN COOLING PERFORMANCE Bake Cancel Clock Bake Cancel 18:71 Timer Broil Clean he hest Self Broil Clean Cook Time Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE le-skye Follow nedemai Dude its in 24h format. AD Timer Clock Cook Stop Time Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE vizard 24 hr format still only has 60 minutes in an hour my love f dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user wizard

halfgayfullgayconsequences Follow My oven has given up and is just giving me bulls times Cancel 15:99 A Broil Clean Timer Clock 12:5 A Cook Stop Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE Magic Chef MEN COOLING PERFORMANCE Bake Cancel Clock Bake Cancel 18:71 Timer Broil Clean he hest Self Broil Clean Cook Time Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE le-skye Follow nedemai Dude its in 24h format. AD Timer Clock Cook Stop Time Time Magic Chef PROVEN COOKING PERFORMANCE vizard 24 hr format still only has 60 minutes in an hour my love f dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user wizard

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New symptom

thefleetingflashofa-sword623 Follow ... Sep 7.2 months ago Sep 7 Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress thefleetingflashofa-sword623 Sep 7 ... #op have you gotten tested for adhd? this is a pretty common symptom lol not trying to armchair diagnose but its something to look into Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon lyrslair Follow Sep 8 #necrodivergence ...

thefleetingflashofa-sword623 Follow ... Sep 7.2 months ago Sep 7 Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress thefleetingflashofa-sword623 Sep 7 ... #op have you gotten tested for adhd? this is a pretty common symptom lol not trying to armchair diagnose but its something to look into Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon lyrslair Follow Sep 8 #necrodivergence ...

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