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deluminator deluminator itry not to sound like an a------ but it's really hard because i am an a------ my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said 'sounds like something you would say LOL' like u have no idea mom

deluminator deluminator itry not to sound like an a------ but it's really hard because i am an a------ my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said 'sounds like something you would say LOL' like u have no idea mom

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05 "If I had superpowers Dooaddy I would definitely just want to fly. But I don't think l'd ever save people so much as just mess with them. Like... if somebody bumped into me, I would make myself slowly drift away into the sky, screaming in horror. Or stand in Central NO,NO,NO, NO,NOooo!". I think that's a better use of everyone's time. I had fun and they had a story to tell their friends timothydrakes im goi ng to die from laughter

05 "If I had superpowers Dooaddy I would definitely just want to fly. But I don't think l'd ever save people so much as just mess with them. Like... if somebody bumped into me, I would make myself slowly drift away into the sky, screaming in horror. Or stand in Central NO,NO,NO, NO,NOooo!". I think that's a better use of everyone's time. I had fun and they had a story to tell their friends timothydrakes im goi ng to die from laughter

Student Lega Sessions Thursdays from When: 2pm-4pm N28 Room 0.06 Where: (Meeting oom ) Legal services provided, ncluding Tenancy Workplace issues/ entitlements Minor fines Minor criminal activity Defato family issues My Uni is using Phoenix as the poster boy for law students to get help Imao

Student Lega Sessions Thursdays from When: 2pm-4pm N28 Room 0.06 Where: (Meeting oom ) Legal services provided, ncluding Tenancy Workplace issues/ entitlements Minor fines Minor criminal activity Defato family issues My Uni is using Phoenix as the poster boy for law students to get help Imao

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nightpost is love, nightpost is life

truthinengineeringperlelandia+ Source: ursorum thedoctor-and-his-trolls ursorum ursorum i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE" THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME" THANKS DADDY well at least he's caring jesus christ im so done 130,176 notes はー

truthinengineeringperlelandia+ Source: ursorum thedoctor-and-his-trolls ursorum ursorum i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE" THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME" THANKS DADDY well at least he's caring jesus christ im so done 130,176 notes はー

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I watch porn for the storyline

P--- hub HOME VIDEOS ▼ CATEGORIES LIVE SEX . SPONSORED: School Girl Internal- Creample Coeds Get Sticky SLUT TEEN GETS KNOCKED UP BY ACCIDENTAL C------- Nine months later, Brooke gave birth to a baby bou She died in labour Mario never knew he had a child and continues to c------- teens to this day. 05:06 105:13 juilan: I watch p--- for the storyline ¢ via illuminatǐ blogger

P--- hub HOME VIDEOS ▼ CATEGORIES LIVE SEX . SPONSORED: School Girl Internal- Creample Coeds Get Sticky SLUT TEEN GETS KNOCKED UP BY ACCIDENTAL C------- Nine months later, Brooke gave birth to a baby bou She died in labour Mario never knew he had a child and continues to c------- teens to this day. 05:06 105:13 juilan: I watch p--- for the storyline ¢ via illuminatǐ blogger

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Oh shit...

futureconflicted marlbororedgirl: pulpnonfic: stephiejae becausejensenackles: ectobling: in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who's with me 'm in As long as we don't repeat the Hitler gaining control and s--- part cuz I heard that was pretty lame. but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself World War 1 began in july 1914. well s---

futureconflicted marlbororedgirl: pulpnonfic: stephiejae becausejensenackles: ectobling: in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who's with me 'm in As long as we don't repeat the Hitler gaining control and s--- part cuz I heard that was pretty lame. but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself World War 1 began in july 1914. well s---

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Lu gi-nnyweasley harry-ron-andhermione enemiesofthe-heir has been opened s--- don't worry i've got this no f--- you can someone help me rn HISS HISS M------------

Lu gi-nnyweasley harry-ron-andhermione enemiesofthe-heir has been opened s--- don't worry i've got this no f--- you can someone help me rn HISS HISS M------------

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Careful. This is the last haven youll find here. lovelysora sephirona 'm going to miss you, helpful disembodied voice. :3 What if that voice was supposed to be ven guiding him? To be honest if I ever meet Jesse McCartney Fll probably ask him to say the narrator's dialogue.

Careful. This is the last haven youll find here. lovelysora sephirona 'm going to miss you, helpful disembodied voice. :3 What if that voice was supposed to be ven guiding him? To be honest if I ever meet Jesse McCartney Fll probably ask him to say the narrator's dialogue.

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doodoowater Warumonzaemon Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it. oh my god F------ Sassy Sprinkles! ndrogy-temme/gla POC. Glittery sissy genderqueer, a forasexual. Disabled (ADD and OCD). I check my thin privilege daily. You can ask me questions about my identity but DO NOT POLICE IT. My triggers include blood, red meat, r---/non-consent, molestation. abuse oe any sort. objectification of women, racism and ableism. Let me know if I tail at tagging IF YOU ARE A WHITE CISHET MEN GET THE F--- OUT AND NEVER FOLLOW ME.3<3

doodoowater Warumonzaemon Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it. oh my god F------ Sassy Sprinkles! ndrogy-temme/gla POC. Glittery sissy genderqueer, a forasexual. Disabled (ADD and OCD). I check my thin privilege daily. You can ask me questions about my identity but DO NOT POLICE IT. My triggers include blood, red meat, r---/non-consent, molestation. abuse oe any sort. objectification of women, racism and ableism. Let me know if I tail at tagging IF YOU ARE A WHITE CISHET MEN GET THE F--- OUT AND NEVER FOLLOW ME.3<3

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xltraviolet in 6th grade i got really bad nose bleeds and i could tell 2-3 minutes before i got them. i sat next to this really religious kid so to scare him i said hail satan" as my nose started to drip. he passed out and never came back.

xltraviolet in 6th grade i got really bad nose bleeds and i could tell 2-3 minutes before i got them. i sat next to this really religious kid so to scare him i said hail satan" as my nose started to drip. he passed out and never came back.

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Booty Math

kinkydonuts spoopdogg: seventoinfinity: discuntinq: Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that's biologically incorrect. You'd probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. did you major in booty math No, I studied Asstronomy (via perks-of-being-chinese) 3 hours ago 398.951 notes

kinkydonuts spoopdogg: seventoinfinity: discuntinq: Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that's biologically incorrect. You'd probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. did you major in booty math No, I studied Asstronomy (via perks-of-being-chinese) 3 hours ago 398.951 notes

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glitchcity sqmadness Source: nerds-are-cool can-you-believe-someone-actually started following you nerds-are-cool now listen here you little s--- #ha! #quality post 70,238 notes

glitchcity sqmadness Source: nerds-are-cool can-you-believe-someone-actually started following you nerds-are-cool now listen here you little s--- #ha! #quality post 70,238 notes

randomsharingblog turbo-speede... Source: whatisgoingonpl II 0:22/5:38 Dear Trolls, I'm Good Looking 6,682 notes

randomsharingblog turbo-speede... Source: whatisgoingonpl II 0:22/5:38 Dear Trolls, I'm Good Looking 6,682 notes

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Downstar Goard HUMAN FLESH W 0.31 WEaPons PPAREL POTIONS 50% TO STEAL Pick pocketing level: Surgeon.

Downstar Goard HUMAN FLESH W 0.31 WEaPons PPAREL POTIONS 50% TO STEAL Pick pocketing level: Surgeon.

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You fucking nerd why are you so amazing

mrconagher take a natural looking photo that is the most "im being forced to smile for the camera" smile ever you awkward middle aged turbonerd

mrconagher take a natural looking photo that is the most "im being forced to smile for the camera" smile ever you awkward middle aged turbonerd

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(mackles loudly)

open rp queerpropaganda "Feh.. It's me, Inuyasha, the half-demon.I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?" Macklemore pointed to the door. "go away, Inuyasha" he mackled 12,562 notes

open rp queerpropaganda "Feh.. It's me, Inuyasha, the half-demon.I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?" Macklemore pointed to the door. "go away, Inuyasha" he mackled 12,562 notes

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blastortoise My birthday is July 4th My sister's is September 11th

blastortoise My birthday is July 4th My sister's is September 11th

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But darkness took him He began experimenting with people's hearts. kveatscookiesncakes: patzkrieg Leon was too busy with books in the library so he let his ass do the talking Leon can talk with farts. Confirmed Freaking hell. I misread that. "But the darkness took him. He began experimenting with people's farts."

But darkness took him He began experimenting with people's hearts. kveatscookiesncakes: patzkrieg Leon was too busy with books in the library so he let his ass do the talking Leon can talk with farts. Confirmed Freaking hell. I misread that. "But the darkness took him. He began experimenting with people's farts."

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barebacking barebacking barebacking The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I'm sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and Just remember, u r someone's dream girl I'm a boy Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight I'm gay

barebacking barebacking barebacking The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I'm sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and Just remember, u r someone's dream girl I'm a boy Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight I'm gay

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rabvscmyk bowtiesandbiscuits 15th of March 2012. Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious. OH MY LORD I CAN'T EVEN HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS on my bucket list. Source: bowtiesandbiscuits

rabvscmyk bowtiesandbiscuits 15th of March 2012. Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious. OH MY LORD I CAN'T EVEN HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS on my bucket list. Source: bowtiesandbiscuits

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