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Fellas, is it gay to show any kind of emotions to your friends?

A theglowpt2 straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing veraxplus Can you imagine being so f------ disgustingly touch-starved and sex-saturated that any amount of fraternal camaraderie instantly signals "they are gays, they are in a homosexual relationship" to your ghoulish, p----addled brain?

A theglowpt2 straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing veraxplus Can you imagine being so f------ disgustingly touch-starved and sex-saturated that any amount of fraternal camaraderie instantly signals "they are gays, they are in a homosexual relationship" to your ghoulish, p----addled brain?

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Bisexual Monster Lover-Furry: OUR Husband now

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Donald and Dog, Reunited at Last

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Who's Watching?

WHO'S WATCHING?

WHO'S WATCHING?

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"I hate it when they put magic potions that turn the frecking frogs gay!"

Oh man Imagine if someone just follows my blog and has no idea l'm developing a game. And so people see me talking about fairies and vampires controlling the government, thinking I'm like the Alex Jones of Tumblr.

Oh man Imagine if someone just follows my blog and has no idea l'm developing a game. And so people see me talking about fairies and vampires controlling the government, thinking I'm like the Alex Jones of Tumblr.

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The wailing pillars bring gifts

www.independent.co.uk/life style/gadgets-and-tech/news/bladeless-wind-turbine sunlitrevolution Bladeless wind turbines generate electricity by shaking, not spinning Scientists hope to hugely reduce the cost of wind energy by removing the blades from wind farms, instead taking advantage of a special phenomenon to cause the turbines to violently shake. Vortex, a startup from Spain, has developed the tall sticks known as Bladeless – white poles jutting out of the ground, that are built so that they can oscillate. They do so as a result of the way that the wind is whipped up around them, using a phenomenon that architects avoid happening to buildings and encouraging it so that the sticks shake. They do so using vortices, which is where the company gets its name from. The bladeless turbines use special magnets to ensure that the turbines are optimised to shake the most they can, whatever speed the wind is travelling at. As the sticks vibrate, that movement is converted into electricity by an alternator. holmgangs Wiggling Poles of the Wasteland Harvest Electricity For Power Hungry Humans jenniferrpovey These also look like they would cause fewer problems for birds and bats. fullcontactmuse This is really cool. winneganfake They leave off the important note that when the wind rises, each pole makes a sound like a hundred vuvuzelas roaring at once. In the post-apocalyptic world of the future, villagers will speak in hushed tones about the Roaring Plains, and caution adventurous travelers to stay well away. tentakrule I appreciate how they essentially invented very useful yet alien-looking screaming pillars. Science continues to make some suspiciously sci-fi I kweyolempress At least you won't have to go outside to know how windy it is. You'll hear it. dazed-unfazed They provide us energy They provide us warmth They love us These martyr gods, their twitching agony is our salvation GLORY TO THE WAILING OBELISKS Source: independent.co.uk 101,682 notes

www.independent.co.uk/life style/gadgets-and-tech/news/bladeless-wind-turbine sunlitrevolution Bladeless wind turbines generate electricity by shaking, not spinning Scientists hope to hugely reduce the cost of wind energy by removing the blades from wind farms, instead taking advantage of a special phenomenon to cause the turbines to violently shake. Vortex, a startup from Spain, has developed the tall sticks known as Bladeless – white poles jutting out of the ground, that are built so that they can oscillate. They do so as a result of the way that the wind is whipped up around them, using a phenomenon that architects avoid happening to buildings and encouraging it so that the sticks shake. They do so using vortices, which is where the company gets its name from. The bladeless turbines use special magnets to ensure that the turbines are optimised to shake the most they can, whatever speed the wind is travelling at. As the sticks vibrate, that movement is converted into electricity by an alternator. holmgangs Wiggling Poles of the Wasteland Harvest Electricity For Power Hungry Humans jenniferrpovey These also look like they would cause fewer problems for birds and bats. fullcontactmuse This is really cool. winneganfake They leave off the important note that when the wind rises, each pole makes a sound like a hundred vuvuzelas roaring at once. In the post-apocalyptic world of the future, villagers will speak in hushed tones about the Roaring Plains, and caution adventurous travelers to stay well away. tentakrule I appreciate how they essentially invented very useful yet alien-looking screaming pillars. Science continues to make some suspiciously sci-fi I kweyolempress At least you won't have to go outside to know how windy it is. You'll hear it. dazed-unfazed They provide us energy They provide us warmth They love us These martyr gods, their twitching agony is our salvation GLORY TO THE WAILING OBELISKS Source: independent.co.uk 101,682 notes

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Fuckenstein

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The Onion

the-spectre-of-communism S'abonner The Onion O 8h · There's no faster way to blow a job interview than to express your belief that you have inherent worth as a person and are deserving of basic dignity and respect. i THEONION.COM Common Mistakes Everyone Makes During Job Interviews might just devote my blog exclusively to the onion headlines the-fuqkin-raccoon-god S'abonner At this point the only thing satirical about Onion is that it claims that it's satirical. 41,727 notes >

the-spectre-of-communism S'abonner The Onion O 8h · There's no faster way to blow a job interview than to express your belief that you have inherent worth as a person and are deserving of basic dignity and respect. i THEONION.COM Common Mistakes Everyone Makes During Job Interviews might just devote my blog exclusively to the onion headlines the-fuqkin-raccoon-god S'abonner At this point the only thing satirical about Onion is that it claims that it's satirical. 41,727 notes >

Looks Delicious

imperceptiblethot Follow thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol yimra Follow 10

imperceptiblethot Follow thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol yimra Follow 10

Unethical Beekeeping

strongermonster that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like "ahaha what? i don't beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy* and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

strongermonster that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like "ahaha what? i don't beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy* and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

Books in Skyrim

felwinter-deactivated20190201 my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her aminoasinine Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953) 172,061 notes

felwinter-deactivated20190201 my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her aminoasinine Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953) 172,061 notes

From the Catacombs

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. shadybacon And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. shadybacon And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

Anthro Professor

oldwayout Follow My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they're all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it's interesting or why it's problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic." teruterusky Follow #Why is it important to this story that your professor is a furry? 95,173 notes >

oldwayout Follow My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they're all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it's interesting or why it's problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic." teruterusky Follow #Why is it important to this story that your professor is a furry? 95,173 notes >

Customer Service

frienclzonecl: one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad Source: frienclzonecl 554,575 notes

frienclzonecl: one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad Source: frienclzonecl 554,575 notes

The Bot

Anonymous said hey quick question why does the bot tag pictures with people in it as 'food' picdescbot don't worry about it. Source: picdescbot 41,631 not >

Anonymous said hey quick question why does the bot tag pictures with people in it as 'food' picdescbot don't worry about it. Source: picdescbot 41,631 not >

Apply Bun

sempermemor: buttpilgrim: apply bun directly to the forehead As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun.

sempermemor: buttpilgrim: apply bun directly to the forehead As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun.

Nightmare Fuel

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Using the Force for Aesthetics

godzillaturds there isn't any wind in space, so Darth Vader was using the Force to make his cape flow for #aesthetic kylo-reylo-trash People can only dream of being this extra

godzillaturds there isn't any wind in space, so Darth Vader was using the Force to make his cape flow for #aesthetic kylo-reylo-trash People can only dream of being this extra

Cats Don't Fear Any Gods

buzzfeeds: my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like 'we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim' hes a cat ? Source: buzzfeeds 109,824 notes

buzzfeeds: my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like 'we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim' hes a cat ? Source: buzzfeeds 109,824 notes

Hallmark Movie

hallmark movie woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me her black friend: you need a MAN woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale woman: ok dad man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year woman: :/ man: will you harvest maple syrup with me... woman: i've decided i hate my job and i'm going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in kberg for the rest of my life #hallmark #hallmark movies #hall of fame 111,535 notes Dec 14th, 2018

hallmark movie woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me her black friend: you need a MAN woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale woman: ok dad man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year woman: :/ man: will you harvest maple syrup with me... woman: i've decided i hate my job and i'm going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in kberg for the rest of my life #hallmark #hallmark movies #hall of fame 111,535 notes Dec 14th, 2018