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moviedetails Follow In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters- a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie. dunsalien Follow op this is the funniest post you've made yet poindorkster Follow It's the funniest bc Mark Wahlberg isn't in that photo

moviedetails Follow In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters- a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie. dunsalien Follow op this is the funniest post you've made yet poindorkster Follow It's the funniest bc Mark Wahlberg isn't in that photo

Impressive

Y whitepeopletwitter Health Nerd @GidMK My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We use full sentences and a wide vocabulary My daughter is 4 and can carry a conversation. Adults are shocked at her social aptitude. My 2nd daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words Which is impressive, bc they're both cats nova-ofthe-north Well that was unexpected. 8,440 notes A

Y whitepeopletwitter Health Nerd @GidMK My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We use full sentences and a wide vocabulary My daughter is 4 and can carry a conversation. Adults are shocked at her social aptitude. My 2nd daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words Which is impressive, bc they're both cats nova-ofthe-north Well that was unexpected. 8,440 notes A

Final Form

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The Grenade

tilthat TIL a villager in China used a grenade to crack open walnuts for 25 years without realizing via ift.tt mobius-ofc Follow It took me a minute to realize he was probably smashing the walnuts with one, not blowing them up with his nigh endless supply of grenades

tilthat TIL a villager in China used a grenade to crack open walnuts for 25 years without realizing via ift.tt mobius-ofc Follow It took me a minute to realize he was probably smashing the walnuts with one, not blowing them up with his nigh endless supply of grenades

Movie Concept

katana-wielding-bookworm I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don't want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. rizaoftheowls l'd like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself. dragontatoes no, no wait... I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe. gaycloak Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

katana-wielding-bookworm I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don't want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. rizaoftheowls l'd like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself. dragontatoes no, no wait... I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe. gaycloak Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

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Murder Mystery

duskenpath Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!! duskenpath My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did Source: duskenpath 329,280 notes Jun 5th, 2021 ..

duskenpath Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!! duskenpath My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did Source: duskenpath 329,280 notes Jun 5th, 2021 ..

Texas Confession

oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years w-- oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars

oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years w-- oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars

Band-Aid

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Took a nap and had a dream that I'd gotten a hyperrealistic tattoo of a Band Aid, just so that I could cover it with a real Band Aid. When people would ask what happened, I'd say, "It's kind of weird. Are you sure you wanna' see?" and then I'd dramatically rip the Band Aid off to reveal my tattoo of a Band Aid. Classic Astral Plane Me. insomination Don't tempt me like this.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Took a nap and had a dream that I'd gotten a hyperrealistic tattoo of a Band Aid, just so that I could cover it with a real Band Aid. When people would ask what happened, I'd say, "It's kind of weird. Are you sure you wanna' see?" and then I'd dramatically rip the Band Aid off to reveal my tattoo of a Band Aid. Classic Astral Plane Me. insomination Don't tempt me like this.

Context: Tumblr is putting the meme at the top of the dashboard, and the text is what it links to

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"The best explanation for higher powers I've ever really heard."

probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can't humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they shouid be. 20thcenturyvole Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house l'd certainly notice, try to figure out where they'd all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there. weasowl That's why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they're like, you can't leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you're like, let's just see where this goes "yup, you got me. what's the favor?" and usually the favor is like, "kill this one ant for us" or "give me a pile of sugar" and you're like... okay? and you do, because why not, it isn't hard for you and boy is this going to be a f------ story to tell, these f------ ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can't really do, one of them, she's lke, "I love this ant but she won't pay any attention to me, make me important to her" and you're like... um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like "horrified whisper "what have I done" drackir This is the best explanation for higher powers I've ever really heard.

probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can't humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they shouid be. 20thcenturyvole Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house l'd certainly notice, try to figure out where they'd all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there. weasowl That's why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they're like, you can't leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you're like, let's just see where this goes "yup, you got me. what's the favor?" and usually the favor is like, "kill this one ant for us" or "give me a pile of sugar" and you're like... okay? and you do, because why not, it isn't hard for you and boy is this going to be a f------ story to tell, these f------ ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can't really do, one of them, she's lke, "I love this ant but she won't pay any attention to me, make me important to her" and you're like... um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like "horrified whisper "what have I done" drackir This is the best explanation for higher powers I've ever really heard.

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This is from 2020, a whole damn year ago, and it's still applicable.

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Anxiety

This piece is called, "Anxiety" it's just silence, but it keeps getting faster... this is stressing me out.

This piece is called, "Anxiety" it's just silence, but it keeps getting faster... this is stressing me out.

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bagel

My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. Madigan does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf, trying to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself, Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt. aw-hawkeye-no Me, chewing on my Bad DecisionsTM Bagel in the corner: The Universe: What's that in your mouth? Me, chewing faster: The Universe: I said, WHAT THE F--- IS IN YOUR MOUTH

My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. Madigan does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf, trying to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself, Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt. aw-hawkeye-no Me, chewing on my Bad DecisionsTM Bagel in the corner: The Universe: What's that in your mouth? Me, chewing faster: The Universe: I said, WHAT THE F--- IS IN YOUR MOUTH

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silence intensifies

This piece is called, "Anxiety" it's just silence, but it keeps getting faster... this is stressing me out.

This piece is called, "Anxiety" it's just silence, but it keeps getting faster... this is stressing me out.

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the never ending battle

A kayvsworld my body, tearfully: when sleep??? me: my dude we just woke up!! It's time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity my body, weeping: but???? when sleep????? rizaoftheowls me: okay, finally now is sleep my body: no. wrong.

A kayvsworld my body, tearfully: when sleep??? me: my dude we just woke up!! It's time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity my body, weeping: but???? when sleep????? rizaoftheowls me: okay, finally now is sleep my body: no. wrong.

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Tale of a brain cell

gaynbowquartz I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver e alohammora When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

gaynbowquartz I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver e alohammora When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

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cultured eggs

chromeofficial me: chickens love classical music u: proof? me: *takes u to the chicken farm* chickens: bach bach bach bach bach turcl i hate this

chromeofficial me: chickens love classical music u: proof? me: *takes u to the chicken farm* chickens: bach bach bach bach bach turcl i hate this

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not sure the prince would be looking for her

etct Follow RACISM F--- imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose Source: etct

etct Follow RACISM F--- imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose Source: etct

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Siblings

pansexuowl S hellobendykitty Follow 2 writing-prompt-s Follow You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor. bisexualdisaster106 Follow finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media 58,095 notes

pansexuowl S hellobendykitty Follow 2 writing-prompt-s Follow You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor. bisexualdisaster106 Follow finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media 58,095 notes

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Pandemic Vibes

yesterdaysprint Follow These flu masks are really a fine thing. For the homely person they are a regular godsend and for the handsome ones they give that added touch of mystery that is so appealing to the average person. Douglas Island News, Alaska, November 15, 1918 futureevilscientist Follow Nothing like absolutely VIBING with people who lived 102 years ago 59,910 notes A

yesterdaysprint Follow These flu masks are really a fine thing. For the homely person they are a regular godsend and for the handsome ones they give that added touch of mystery that is so appealing to the average person. Douglas Island News, Alaska, November 15, 1918 futureevilscientist Follow Nothing like absolutely VIBING with people who lived 102 years ago 59,910 notes A

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