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prasm wheatily poots I laughed so hard at the word poots These poots are made for walkin
prasm wheatily poots I laughed so hard at the word poots These poots are made for walkin

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tigachu demeaniac one sentence horror story: "seems like we're the last two people on earth, m'lady" NO
tigachu demeaniac one sentence horror story: "seems like we're the last two people on earth, m'lady" NO

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swonb ambulanceinertia: them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve PLEASE DO NOT QUESTION THE ORB OUEST 2 10 舞 14
swonb ambulanceinertia: them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve PLEASE DO NOT QUESTION THE ORB OUEST 2 10 舞 14

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reminder for bisexuals lyricalred today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility reblog to save a life.
reminder for bisexuals lyricalred today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility reblog to save a life.

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k, knoC Knoch Who's there? Knock KMOC who? dawbot billey: i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it Knock knock its knuckles
k, knoC Knoch Who's there? Knock KMOC who? dawbot billey: i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it Knock knock its knuckles

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Age Verification Are you over teen? Yes No bloodyarmin imaginarycomicS I AM THE OVERTEEN ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN you are the dancing queen young and sweet only over teen
Age Verification Are you over teen? Yes No bloodyarmin imaginarycomicS I AM THE OVERTEEN ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN you are the dancing queen young and sweet only over teen

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itsstuckyinmyhead bookgirlfan: 8yrs: masturb88 Say one word. One word, and I'm yours ORTHODONTIST Pumpkin one word but pumpkin is one word
itsstuckyinmyhead bookgirlfan: 8yrs: masturb88 Say one word. One word, and I'm yours ORTHODONTIST Pumpkin one word but pumpkin is one word

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WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY This card is provided as a courtesy to encourage the use of correct English Have a Nice Day Have a nice day' is an imperative statement which means it is an order or command. You are ordering me to have a nice day. Better choices are "I hope Have a Good One am not sure what you are ordering me to do. "have a good one" is a direct command or order. A more appropriate comment would be "thank you' or goodbye. Not a Problem I didn't expect that my minor request would be a problem. Therefore, while your response of Not a Problem may be common among your peers it is, at inappropriate. Better choices of are "My Pleasure, "Certainly" or 'Of Course tranquilcas housecousland realfart deerdem selkiesounds I said "have a nice day!" to this old dude and apparently that's not f------ good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like "l hope you reconsider your choices next time h-------- This is the most self entitled s--- i've seen all day what the f--- WOW WOW woooo00Ow WOW wOW wow Yeah for anyone who doesn't work retail, people really are this f------ entitled and condescending
WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY This card is provided as a courtesy to encourage the use of correct English Have a Nice Day Have a nice day' is an imperative statement which means it is an order or command. You are ordering me to have a nice day. Better choices are "I hope Have a Good One am not sure what you are ordering me to do. "have a good one" is a direct command or order. A more appropriate comment would be "thank you' or goodbye. Not a Problem I didn't expect that my minor request would be a problem. Therefore, while your response of Not a Problem may be common among your peers it is, at inappropriate. Better choices of are "My Pleasure, "Certainly" or 'Of Course tranquilcas housecousland realfart deerdem selkiesounds I said "have a nice day!" to this old dude and apparently that's not f------ good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like "l hope you reconsider your choices next time h-------- This is the most self entitled s--- i've seen all day what the f--- WOW WOW woooo00Ow WOW wOW wow Yeah for anyone who doesn't work retail, people really are this f------ entitled and condescending

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hana-means-famin poshcoughing itsjustsatanthin caswantsdeansassb mber-bitche I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous. omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy polos aren't chewy and they also come in mint. 139 this week on: britan thinks its special This week on america copies everything from Britain. HOLD THE F--- UP History fedit] Life Savers candy was first created in 1912 by Clarence Crane, Polo Mints are a brand of confectionery whose defining feature is the hole in the middie. The peppermint favoured polo was frst manufactured in the United Kingdom in 1948 by employee John Bargewell at the Roantree's Factory, York, and a range of favours
hana-means-famin poshcoughing itsjustsatanthin caswantsdeansassb mber-bitche I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous. omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy polos aren't chewy and they also come in mint. 139 this week on: britan thinks its special This week on america copies everything from Britain. HOLD THE F--- UP History fedit] Life Savers candy was first created in 1912 by Clarence Crane, Polo Mints are a brand of confectionery whose defining feature is the hole in the middie. The peppermint favoured polo was frst manufactured in the United Kingdom in 1948 by employee John Bargewell at the Roantree's Factory, York, and a range of favours

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ヱ mrozn milkscab haus-of-ill-repute: Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete Life goals
ヱ mrozn milkscab haus-of-ill-repute: Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete Life goals

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"There's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover Metropolitan Police spokesperson Banksy ksy 2 Wall and Piece sparklegenocide Oh you
"There's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover Metropolitan Police spokesperson Banksy ksy 2 Wall and Piece sparklegenocide Oh you

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Happy Moms Day

For Two Great Moms MOMS DO IT ALL AND THEY DO IT WiTH ease, from HElPinG wITH HOMEWORK To bandaging KNEES ←→ ←- THEYRE COACHES & COnFiDANTES ROLE MODELS, too WHATEVER iT TAKES. hatia juast what theyll do. -BiG HEARTS WHEN IT D COMES TO MOMS ARE SECOND TO NONE... HOW DOES ANYONE EVER GET BY WiTH JuST ONE? GHAPPY MOMS DAY a-velvet-vice Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I've seen a lesbian Mothers Day card.:)
For Two Great Moms MOMS DO IT ALL AND THEY DO IT WiTH ease, from HElPinG wITH HOMEWORK To bandaging KNEES ←→ ←- THEYRE COACHES & COnFiDANTES ROLE MODELS, too WHATEVER iT TAKES. hatia juast what theyll do. -BiG HEARTS WHEN IT D COMES TO MOMS ARE SECOND TO NONE... HOW DOES ANYONE EVER GET BY WiTH JuST ONE? GHAPPY MOMS DAY a-velvet-vice Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I've seen a lesbian Mothers Day card.:)

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'Barrack Obama' : "This pizza is fucking amazing."

HOW TO USE F--- CD 正しい F---. 使い方 学校では教えてくれない、取扱注意の F---. S---, Damn, Hellを使った99フレーズ what Tthe f---? This is なんなんだよ? deep s---! やったぜ, FUCKINS 使用しないでください。 状況が起こりえて中程度の障害や軽傷、 事教がおこった際の保証は致しかねますのでご了承ください。 場合に 死亡や重傷を受ける可脆性 This pizza is f------ amazing. king amazing. らしい る! 表現辞典 This pizza is f------ amazing, Barrack obama uglyfun my friend in japan found a really cool book japan is more knowledgable about our curse words than you or i ever suspected
HOW TO USE F--- CD 正しい F---. 使い方 学校では教えてくれない、取扱注意の F---. S---, Damn, Hellを使った99フレーズ what Tthe f---? This is なんなんだよ? deep s---! やったぜ, FUCKINS 使用しないでください。 状況が起こりえて中程度の障害や軽傷、 事教がおこった際の保証は致しかねますのでご了承ください。 場合に 死亡や重傷を受ける可脆性 This pizza is f------ amazing. king amazing. らしい る! 表現辞典 This pizza is f------ amazing, Barrack obama uglyfun my friend in japan found a really cool book japan is more knowledgable about our curse words than you or i ever suspected

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GO thecolorchartreuse: thatsanita So that's what it's used for eating breakfast on the go
GO thecolorchartreuse: thatsanita So that's what it's used for eating breakfast on the go

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12. Betty White is literally older than sliced bread. Otto Frederick Rohwedder invented sliced bread in 1928, while Betty White was born in 1922. danpintilini: flukeoffate: gingahninjah sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white Reblogging for that comment thats crazy
12. Betty White is literally older than sliced bread. Otto Frederick Rohwedder invented sliced bread in 1928, while Betty White was born in 1922. danpintilini: flukeoffate: gingahninjah sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white Reblogging for that comment thats crazy

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aveheadphones blueklectic marciantobay This needs more notes. get out
aveheadphones blueklectic marciantobay This needs more notes. get out

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kansama weavemunchers. i wonder if china has fancy plates called america
kansama weavemunchers. i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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The 'cuttle' in 'cuttlefish' comes from the Old English word cudele, meaning 'cuttlefish' kill-anime: crime-and-puns: sets entire english language on fire* cuttlefishfish
The 'cuttle' in 'cuttlefish' comes from the Old English word cudele, meaning 'cuttlefish' kill-anime: crime-and-puns: sets entire english language on fire* cuttlefishfish

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anonymous said are you straight owlerart answered
anonymous said are you straight owlerart answered

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twentydeepsteps twentvdeepsteps I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT &IM GONNA HAND ITIN ASA JOKE update on this post my prof laughed so hard she cried and she's going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
twentydeepsteps twentvdeepsteps I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT &IM GONNA HAND ITIN ASA JOKE update on this post my prof laughed so hard she cried and she's going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

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