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artbytesslyn To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you're keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you're on thin f ice babes 245.265 notes

artbytesslyn To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you're keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you're on thin f ice babes 245.265 notes

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We're all comedians

nianeyna apparently l'm playing skyrim again.. and by "playing skyrim" I obviously mean "spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game" argumate foreplay with Todd nianeyna do you ever think before you post argumate yes, I think "ha! funny" and hit post 108,382 notes

nianeyna apparently l'm playing skyrim again.. and by "playing skyrim" I obviously mean "spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game" argumate foreplay with Todd nianeyna do you ever think before you post argumate yes, I think "ha! funny" and hit post 108,382 notes

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I will also fail to acknowledge the possibility that anyone could possibly use the internet to avoid real world problems, and shall consider that so a personal moral failure on your part

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RIP old friend

WALDO SEDINGE SEUDENFISHER WALDO FEB 3.187/3 JULY 28 okaysizedbangtheory i always wanted to find you waldo but not like this not like this

WALDO SEDINGE SEUDENFISHER WALDO FEB 3.187/3 JULY 28 okaysizedbangtheory i always wanted to find you waldo but not like this not like this

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its a delicate, uh, topic

10. NASA had to relabel the penis sieeve for urinating in space suits from "small, medium, and large" to "large, gigantic, and humungous" because astronauts would only choose the large and they kept slipping off. tryingtodisappearcompletely God I hope this is true. Oh my god it is. arineat OMFG

10. NASA had to relabel the penis sieeve for urinating in space suits from "small, medium, and large" to "large, gigantic, and humungous" because astronauts would only choose the large and they kept slipping off. tryingtodisappearcompletely God I hope this is true. Oh my god it is. arineat OMFG

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Snooze nails

Ocatchymemes When people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks". Candles that would burn for a set amount of hours. If you needed an alarm, you would push a nail at the desired time length in the candle and once it melted to the point, the nail would fall and hit the metal holder, alerting you. phantomtwitch I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

Ocatchymemes When people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks". Candles that would burn for a set amount of hours. If you needed an alarm, you would push a nail at the desired time length in the candle and once it melted to the point, the nail would fall and hit the metal holder, alerting you. phantomtwitch I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

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ASCII Map of USA

the United States b like ??? coffeemugger224 Wow non states people only know like 4 states whos-this-lisa-person No, they pretty much nailed it.

the United States b like ??? coffeemugger224 Wow non states people only know like 4 states whos-this-lisa-person No, they pretty much nailed it.

nailed it yup pretty much sums it up

necroprancer

normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

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headspace

fairycosmos Follow me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to f------ love me. omg 25% off 161,752 notes V> t7

fairycosmos Follow me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to f------ love me. omg 25% off 161,752 notes V> t7

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supermarket aesthetics: Cool It · Chill Out · Take It Easy

COOL IT CHILL OUT TAKE IT EASY

COOL IT CHILL OUT TAKE IT EASY

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KILL YOUR FEELINGS.

KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUIR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUA FEELINGS. KILL YOUA FEELINGS.

KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUIR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUA FEELINGS. KILL YOUA FEELINGS.

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Crucifix made with guns

Faith

Faith

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A message to remember, especially this night

every human being deserves shelter and a meal optimistic-pessimisms No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears. teaboot Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she'll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she's in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

every human being deserves shelter and a meal optimistic-pessimisms No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears. teaboot Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she'll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she's in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

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Pressure

Tweet Victor Linao @Linaowinmo "Diamonds are formed under pressure" And bread dough rises when you let it rest We're all our own things. What's motivating to you may be crippling to others. 1:43 am - 22 Jun 20 Twitter for Android kingscrown666 Follow There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg >

Tweet Victor Linao @Linaowinmo "Diamonds are formed under pressure" And bread dough rises when you let it rest We're all our own things. What's motivating to you may be crippling to others. 1:43 am - 22 Jun 20 Twitter for Android kingscrown666 Follow There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg >

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eggman: is normal turn an bean?

arttitude130 Follow i thought i'd draw three characters from games that got popular in 2020 together but now it just looks like a transformation sequence and i de-evolution arttitude130 Follow dectine of man Beanification an important scientific discovery is being made Source: arttitude130 4,131 notes

arttitude130 Follow i thought i'd draw three characters from games that got popular in 2020 together but now it just looks like a transformation sequence and i de-evolution arttitude130 Follow dectine of man Beanification an important scientific discovery is being made Source: arttitude130 4,131 notes

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sure sounds like a threat

TODAY S GOING TÔ HAPPEN, ARE YOU? moonlandingwasfaked is this a threat duckcity definitely a threat

TODAY S GOING TÔ HAPPEN, ARE YOU? moonlandingwasfaked is this a threat duckcity definitely a threat

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Men

MEN IN 300 B.C MEN IN 2017 A.D brainstatic I love this s----- right-wing meme for two reasons. 1) They think the movie is named after the year it took place in. 2) Spartans had a ludicrous amount of gay sex. it was encouraged by the commanders as a way of building unity. Newlywed Spartan wives shaved their heads and wore men's clothing to make the transition to sex with women easier for their husbands. it was just that gay. ponkita OKAY BUT LEMME TELL YOU A THING. THE GREEKS THOUGHT THAT WEARING PANTS WAS FOR SISSIES AND THOUGHT THAT THE PERSIANS WERE WEAK FOR WEARING LEG ARMOR INTO BATTLE. SO ACTUALLY THE GUYS ON THE BOTTOM WERE MANLY IN THE ANCIENT GREEK AESTHETIC.

MEN IN 300 B.C MEN IN 2017 A.D brainstatic I love this s----- right-wing meme for two reasons. 1) They think the movie is named after the year it took place in. 2) Spartans had a ludicrous amount of gay sex. it was encouraged by the commanders as a way of building unity. Newlywed Spartan wives shaved their heads and wore men's clothing to make the transition to sex with women easier for their husbands. it was just that gay. ponkita OKAY BUT LEMME TELL YOU A THING. THE GREEKS THOUGHT THAT WEARING PANTS WAS FOR SISSIES AND THOUGHT THAT THE PERSIANS WERE WEAK FOR WEARING LEG ARMOR INTO BATTLE. SO ACTUALLY THE GUYS ON THE BOTTOM WERE MANLY IN THE ANCIENT GREEK AESTHETIC.

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This Soyjak will not be Televised

white nationalists dark bronies enlightenment upcoming reactionary movement tfw no gf 9gag and 4chan will unite, creating 13chag people who reference memes irl developments in late capitalism in 2014 yukiomishemo these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014 memeufacturing we were warned. we didn't listen. but we were warned

white nationalists dark bronies enlightenment upcoming reactionary movement tfw no gf 9gag and 4chan will unite, creating 13chag people who reference memes irl developments in late capitalism in 2014 yukiomishemo these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014 memeufacturing we were warned. we didn't listen. but we were warned

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Guess What Hellfire Tastes Like

random-ferret I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and l'll be fine random-ferret Hey guess what hellfire tastes like nudibranchparty Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

random-ferret I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and l'll be fine random-ferret Hey guess what hellfire tastes like nudibranchparty Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

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rabbit...hmm...is a important codex of japan to birth of this present?

In the 1970s, Japanese teenage girls developed such excessively cute handwriting that it was banned in schools due to illegibility. なおちゃんかようびにあえぼ? Ultrafacts.tumblr.com alvaroandtheworld THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII actualbloggerwangyao No, no, you have no idea. It actually IS the beginning of the whole so-called "kawaii culture". And it started because girls started using mechanical pencils, which provided fine handwriting. After being banished (more precisely, during the 80s), this kind of writing started being used in products like magazines and make-up. And, during this time, icons we usually associate with the whole kawaii industry (like the characters from Sanrio) came to life too. And what many people don't realize is that this subculture was born as a way for young girls to express themselves in their own way. And it was also used as something against the adult life and the traditional culture, often seen as dull and boring and oppressive. By embracing cuteness, these young girls (and adult women, after a while) were showing non-conformation with the current standards. So yep. Kawaii is important, and it all started with cute, simple handwritting a few hearts and cat faces in some girls' school notebooks <3 rifa !!!! NO OK THIS IS SO IMPORTANT! This is also how the kawaii fashions started! Girls began dressing in cute and off beat styles for themsleves, they were criticized by adult figures telling them "you'll never find a husband if you dress that way!" to which they began to reply "Good!" All the japanese subcultures and fashions that evolved out of this became a rebellion to tradition and the starch gender roles and expectations the adults were forcing on the younger generations. As early as the 70s and still to this day you'll see an emphasis on child-like fashion and themes in more kawaii styles and the dismissal of the male gaze with styles like l----- (a lot of western people assume l----- is somehow sexual due to the name of the fashion, but ask any japanese l----- and they will tell you that men hate the style and find it unattractive which is sometimes a large reason they gravitate towards the style - they can express their femininity and individuality while remaining independent and without the pressure to appeal to men) Its so so so important to understand the hyper cute and 'odd' fashions of Japanese girls carry such a huge message of feminism and reclaiming of their own lives. gayonthemoon1239 so are you telling me that Japan's punk phase was really the kawaii phase nenilein Yep. Kawaii has a lot in common with punk when you think about it. Fun quirk in cultures.

In the 1970s, Japanese teenage girls developed such excessively cute handwriting that it was banned in schools due to illegibility. なおちゃんかようびにあえぼ? Ultrafacts.tumblr.com alvaroandtheworld THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII actualbloggerwangyao No, no, you have no idea. It actually IS the beginning of the whole so-called "kawaii culture". And it started because girls started using mechanical pencils, which provided fine handwriting. After being banished (more precisely, during the 80s), this kind of writing started being used in products like magazines and make-up. And, during this time, icons we usually associate with the whole kawaii industry (like the characters from Sanrio) came to life too. And what many people don't realize is that this subculture was born as a way for young girls to express themselves in their own way. And it was also used as something against the adult life and the traditional culture, often seen as dull and boring and oppressive. By embracing cuteness, these young girls (and adult women, after a while) were showing non-conformation with the current standards. So yep. Kawaii is important, and it all started with cute, simple handwritting a few hearts and cat faces in some girls' school notebooks <3 rifa !!!! NO OK THIS IS SO IMPORTANT! This is also how the kawaii fashions started! Girls began dressing in cute and off beat styles for themsleves, they were criticized by adult figures telling them "you'll never find a husband if you dress that way!" to which they began to reply "Good!" All the japanese subcultures and fashions that evolved out of this became a rebellion to tradition and the starch gender roles and expectations the adults were forcing on the younger generations. As early as the 70s and still to this day you'll see an emphasis on child-like fashion and themes in more kawaii styles and the dismissal of the male gaze with styles like l----- (a lot of western people assume l----- is somehow sexual due to the name of the fashion, but ask any japanese l----- and they will tell you that men hate the style and find it unattractive which is sometimes a large reason they gravitate towards the style - they can express their femininity and individuality while remaining independent and without the pressure to appeal to men) Its so so so important to understand the hyper cute and 'odd' fashions of Japanese girls carry such a huge message of feminism and reclaiming of their own lives. gayonthemoon1239 so are you telling me that Japan's punk phase was really the kawaii phase nenilein Yep. Kawaii has a lot in common with punk when you think about it. Fun quirk in cultures.

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