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leviathans-in-the-tardis howling-lights howling-lichts leviathans-in-the-tardis sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??7?7? never mind i just found my brother's blog by accident UGHHHH YOU FREAK GO AWAY

leviathans-in-the-tardis howling-lights howling-lichts leviathans-in-the-tardis sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??7?7? never mind i just found my brother's blog by accident UGHHHH YOU FREAK GO AWAY

271,566 71,566 1571986 1899 1900 1915 1916 | what happened in 1915 we don't talk about 1915 at least they eventually realised they shouid start filing the bottles with coke So done with this website Omg lol Sourcet youngmoviestar

271,566 71,566 1571986 1899 1900 1915 1916 | what happened in 1915 we don't talk about 1915 at least they eventually realised they shouid start filing the bottles with coke So done with this website Omg lol Sourcet youngmoviestar

coke history bottles comparison 1915 done with this website

docscratch oh my f----- god im pissing myself at how unimpressed kakashi is rn The number of f---- Kakashi gives is equal to the number of living relatives you have Sasuke

docscratch oh my f----- god im pissing myself at how unimpressed kakashi is rn The number of f---- Kakashi gives is equal to the number of living relatives you have Sasuke

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clubbedsoda: "you're denying it so it must be true!" NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE M-----------

clubbedsoda: "you're denying it so it must be true!" NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE M-----------

denial logic fallacy contesting

liveurelac Peppermints in the oven for5 minutesthisthappens. Life Hackable.com erks ladr ai WHY congratulations you now have a f------ giant mint you can't do anything with You could break it up into smaller mints BUT THEN WHY WOULD YOU MELT THEM ALL TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE

liveurelac Peppermints in the oven for5 minutesthisthappens. Life Hackable.com erks ladr ai WHY congratulations you now have a f------ giant mint you can't do anything with You could break it up into smaller mints BUT THEN WHY WOULD YOU MELT THEM ALL TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE

savad why but no

savad why but no

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flarekristofferson Remember when Spongebob was feasting on his own torn off arms. When Mr. Krabs broke off his leg and still went back to bed When spongebob's leg bones tore through his entire body and he was still chill. 大芝 When Patrick's entire head exploded and he was still capable of communication Or when Spongebob exploded and his flesh rained from the sky and everyone was calm about it. Spongebob was f------ metal.

flarekristofferson Remember when Spongebob was feasting on his own torn off arms. When Mr. Krabs broke off his leg and still went back to bed When spongebob's leg bones tore through his entire body and he was still chill. 大芝 When Patrick's entire head exploded and he was still capable of communication Or when Spongebob exploded and his flesh rained from the sky and everyone was calm about it. Spongebob was f------ metal.

oh-the-hilarity penguins-in-town Source soufflesandbow soutlesandbowties soufflesandbowties i was checking out who was on my blog and whY ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN i have been informed that this is hawaii

oh-the-hilarity penguins-in-town Source soufflesandbow soutlesandbowties soufflesandbowties i was checking out who was on my blog and whY ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN i have been informed that this is hawaii

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P--- Upload E hub HOME VIDEOS ▼ CATEGORIES LIVE SEX F--- DATE COM . SPONSORED: School Girl Internal- Creample Coeds Get Sticky SLUT TEEN GETS KNOCKED UP BY ACCIDENTAL C------- Nine months later, Brooke gave birth to a baby bou She died in labou. Mario never knew he had a child and continues to c------- teens to this day. 05:06 /05:13 ) MENU Get r with hhllry I watch p--- for the story line

P--- Upload E hub HOME VIDEOS ▼ CATEGORIES LIVE SEX F--- DATE COM . SPONSORED: School Girl Internal- Creample Coeds Get Sticky SLUT TEEN GETS KNOCKED UP BY ACCIDENTAL C------- Nine months later, Brooke gave birth to a baby bou She died in labou. Mario never knew he had a child and continues to c------- teens to this day. 05:06 /05:13 ) MENU Get r with hhllry I watch p--- for the story line

pornhub epilogue death birth storyline

weet swiggity swag what's in the bag. Anonymous lets take a look IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

weet swiggity swag what's in the bag. Anonymous lets take a look IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

too-many-shows dean-is-cas-unicorn iguanamouth new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music 68,674 notes

too-many-shows dean-is-cas-unicorn iguanamouth new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music 68,674 notes

immigrant okay today is really f------ weird

immigrant okay today is really f------ weird

car tumblr internet is leaking

Yep.

tumblr staff me

tumblr staff me

the best tumblr seriously i am god i can't even decide this is truth truth is good

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(x1ll1牬01145く芧x1..i!!ck: elouphant my-sterious haziea transcriber donest Single September No boyfriend November D-deprived December Just me January Forever alone February Me myself and I March Alone again April Maybe it'll happen May Just kidding June Judging myself July All by myself August

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The Pirates Bane

keelah-kawaii leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality #this isn't what I didn't pay for

keelah-kawaii leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality #this isn't what I didn't pay for

music piracy tumblr

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons looks like this test was a piece of cake just laughed way too hard omt

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons looks like this test was a piece of cake just laughed way too hard omt

birthday cake math test pun

Oxytocin FAQs courtesy of Tumblr

There's a chemical in girls brains It's called Oxytocin. Thi Men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. Even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having sex So if you think sex is a game, remember that ex Keep that in mind next time you decide to "Hit it and quit it". I'm going to prove this wrong one point at a time, oolor-ooded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utterbullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true Red- Oxytocin is released at many point in a person's life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and m-----------. Orange- Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong Yellow- Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having Green-Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue-Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed Indigo- Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman's moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy Violet-- Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow My hero 87,698 notes

There's a chemical in girls brains It's called Oxytocin. Thi Men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. Even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having sex So if you think sex is a game, remember that ex Keep that in mind next time you decide to "Hit it and quit it". I'm going to prove this wrong one point at a time, oolor-ooded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utterbullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true Red- Oxytocin is released at many point in a person's life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and m-----------. Orange- Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong Yellow- Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having Green-Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue-Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed Indigo- Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman's moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy Violet-- Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow My hero 87,698 notes

I can't live up to this

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kuueater roastymytoasty9200+ Source: okaysizedbarn okaysizedbangtheory more unrealistic standards of beauty 4,560 notes

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i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after i came out of the ocean because you need to stop

i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after i came out of the ocean because you need to stop

why can i never find these threads? whenever i go on tumblr all i find are circlejerks and activism. whales orca hungry hungary wales eat i came out of the ocean because you need to stop

overlordjake remohazard I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. y'know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless #misc: text post #take that bruno mars 159,978 notes

overlordjake remohazard I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. y'know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless #misc: text post #take that bruno mars 159,978 notes

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