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There's a chemical in girls brains It's called Oxytocin. Thi Men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. Even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having sex So if you think sex is a game, remember that ex Keep that in mind next time you decide to "Hit it and quit it". I'm going to prove this wrong one point at a time, oolor-ooded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utterbullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true Red- Oxytocin is released at many point in a person's life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and m-----------. Orange- Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong Yellow- Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having Green-Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue-Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed Indigo- Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman's moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy Violet-- Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow My hero 87,698 notes

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Dinonick

Dinonick

Nov 06, 2013 at 12:50AM EST in reply to I am Melonlord

No the moral of the story is dont post emotional bullshit and call it science

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Blargity

Blargity

Nov 05, 2013 at 08:18PM EST

What the awesome poster failed to mention was that Oxytocin not only is a bonding agent, but helps foster the clan mentality, like "My clan vs. everyone else." There has been research seeing if oxytocin can be used in an aerosol form to help soldiers bond or make them more aggressive. The types of aggression vary on which part of the brain is stimulated.
There was a PDF on the internet that I read about it. I think I googled "aerosol oxytocin military." It was very interesting.

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