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Mermaid Munchies

arctoidea: there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that THANKS FRIEND

arctoidea: there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that THANKS FRIEND

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

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Nut vs Cum

australian-government i hate the word nut, c-- is a nicer word gurofrde "Oh, look at the squirrels storing c-- for the winter" australian-government i regret this 199,836 notes ...

australian-government i hate the word nut, c-- is a nicer word gurofrde "Oh, look at the squirrels storing c-- for the winter" australian-government i regret this 199,836 notes ...

And Poland's just standing there

ajit @inderadjati IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS WALKING AWAY FROM POLAND LMAO Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps · Sep 27 What pedestrians look like across Europe

ajit @inderadjati IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS WALKING AWAY FROM POLAND LMAO Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps · Sep 27 What pedestrians look like across Europe

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"Foot Head Arms Body"

REI tilthat TIL that when Michael Foot was put in charge of a nuclear disarmament committee, The Times reportedly announced the news with the headline "Foot Heads Arms Body." via reddit.com spooky-scary-skeletrans This made me cackle loudly but it still can't beat the time in a cricket match there was a batsman whose surname was Holding and a bowler whose surname was Willie and the commentator said "the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willie" and then promptly realised what he'd said and f----- died laughing

REI tilthat TIL that when Michael Foot was put in charge of a nuclear disarmament committee, The Times reportedly announced the news with the headline "Foot Heads Arms Body." via reddit.com spooky-scary-skeletrans This made me cackle loudly but it still can't beat the time in a cricket match there was a batsman whose surname was Holding and a bowler whose surname was Willie and the commentator said "the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willie" and then promptly realised what he'd said and f----- died laughing

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Sexualized lemurs

S zezora cE nerdfighterwhatevernumbers do any of the fanboys saying momo has to show that much skin because she needs it to use her power wanna explain to me why bakugou wears gloves mahalidael valid point but also i forgot that bnha existed for a second and was very confused as to why people were arguing about a lemur being naked mahalidael That lemur... it's being sexualized nerdfighterwhatevernumbers I'M DYING THANK YOU notoriginalenoughtohavmyprefname No you idiots! It's the girl! Posted in r/tumblr & reddit

S zezora cE nerdfighterwhatevernumbers do any of the fanboys saying momo has to show that much skin because she needs it to use her power wanna explain to me why bakugou wears gloves mahalidael valid point but also i forgot that bnha existed for a second and was very confused as to why people were arguing about a lemur being naked mahalidael That lemur... it's being sexualized nerdfighterwhatevernumbers I'M DYING THANK YOU notoriginalenoughtohavmyprefname No you idiots! It's the girl! Posted in r/tumblr & reddit

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DAMN YOU 2020

16 days and clothes stop existing 1920 1980 1950 2020 2005 4:31 PM 17 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 30.2K Retweets 156K Likes luigitornado: carnival-phantasm: It's more of a p---- out kind of year This was supposed to be. the Year of p---- out.

16 days and clothes stop existing 1920 1980 1950 2020 2005 4:31 PM 17 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 30.2K Retweets 156K Likes luigitornado: carnival-phantasm: It's more of a p---- out kind of year This was supposed to be. the Year of p---- out.

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Kids who cant vote but have nearly unlimited power

I love characters who could level entire cities with no effort But they look like this 90% of the time 10

I love characters who could level entire cities with no effort But they look like this 90% of the time 10

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I mean, he is not wrong!

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Its popularity through time according to Google Trends

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tumblr + Compare Search term United States v 2004 - present v All categories ▼ Web Search Interest over time 100 75 50 25 Note Note Jan 1, 2004 Dec 1, 2008 Nov 1, 2013 Oct 1, 2018

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These are the voyages of the Starship Manhole Cover

A tilthat TIL, the unconfirmed record for fastest moving manmade object is a manhole cover propelled by a nuclear detonation. A high-speed camera trained on the lid caught only one frame of it moving upward before it vanished-which means it was moving about 125,000 miles per hour via reddit.com kaleighbytheway I'm reblogging myself because I read the source. The lead scientist involved theorized that it was going fast enough that A) it would not have burnt up in our atmosphere, and B) it would not have been caught in Earth's or- bit. Essentially meaning, the first man made object launched into space was a manhole cover that's still traveling the cosmic abyss. theboringprincess YEET kinkstertime Earth escape velocity is just under 7,000 miles per hour. This was traveling almost 18 times that speed. That thing is definitely out in space. And not just in orbit about earth either, it's f----- *gone* gone! kinkstertime Wait I did more research!!! From the earth's surface the escape velocity from the entire f----- solar system is under 30,000 miles per hour. Bout one quater of the speed that thing was going. I can't believe the first, and fastest, interstellar message we sent was the equivalent of squeezing the lid off a pringles tube at your friend. ripleyandweeds SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY ... O teaboot The level of absurdity equal to that of a Douglas Adams novel theonetruegemini Aliens declare war on earth after a manhole cover punches a f------ hole in their planet

A tilthat TIL, the unconfirmed record for fastest moving manmade object is a manhole cover propelled by a nuclear detonation. A high-speed camera trained on the lid caught only one frame of it moving upward before it vanished-which means it was moving about 125,000 miles per hour via reddit.com kaleighbytheway I'm reblogging myself because I read the source. The lead scientist involved theorized that it was going fast enough that A) it would not have burnt up in our atmosphere, and B) it would not have been caught in Earth's or- bit. Essentially meaning, the first man made object launched into space was a manhole cover that's still traveling the cosmic abyss. theboringprincess YEET kinkstertime Earth escape velocity is just under 7,000 miles per hour. This was traveling almost 18 times that speed. That thing is definitely out in space. And not just in orbit about earth either, it's f----- *gone* gone! kinkstertime Wait I did more research!!! From the earth's surface the escape velocity from the entire f----- solar system is under 30,000 miles per hour. Bout one quater of the speed that thing was going. I can't believe the first, and fastest, interstellar message we sent was the equivalent of squeezing the lid off a pringles tube at your friend. ripleyandweeds SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY ... O teaboot The level of absurdity equal to that of a Douglas Adams novel theonetruegemini Aliens declare war on earth after a manhole cover punches a f------ hole in their planet

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Alternate Superhero Backstories

chizitosdebanana Follow Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier cheeseanonioncrisps Follow Superhero: Ever since I lost my wife, I swore I would push myself to become the greatest hero the city has ever seen. Voice from the crowd: Still not taking you back, Jared. Superhero: WELL F--- YOU TOO STACY. dduane Follow (snicker)

chizitosdebanana Follow Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier cheeseanonioncrisps Follow Superhero: Ever since I lost my wife, I swore I would push myself to become the greatest hero the city has ever seen. Voice from the crowd: Still not taking you back, Jared. Superhero: WELL F--- YOU TOO STACY. dduane Follow (snicker)

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Chad tennyson

hostilepopcorn Follow God, my favorite thing is when Ben meets an alien and immediately turns into whatever the Chad version of their species is ndiecity Follow Why couldn't he turn into the Chad version of a human

hostilepopcorn Follow God, my favorite thing is when Ben meets an alien and immediately turns into whatever the Chad version of their species is ndiecity Follow Why couldn't he turn into the Chad version of a human

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Strangely gruesome episode to be honest

So there was this one episode of Iron Man: Armored Adventures where Justin Hammer made a gas that turned people into zombies and literally every other character was like “ARE YOU F------ INSANE. DO YOU WANT US ALL TO DIE" and that remains the funniest piece of zombie related media i have ever seen sonicspeeddemon Also the fact that several established characters were effectively killed in that one episode with no indication of recovery being possible. leprecon98

So there was this one episode of Iron Man: Armored Adventures where Justin Hammer made a gas that turned people into zombies and literally every other character was like “ARE YOU F------ INSANE. DO YOU WANT US ALL TO DIE" and that remains the funniest piece of zombie related media i have ever seen sonicspeeddemon Also the fact that several established characters were effectively killed in that one episode with no indication of recovery being possible. leprecon98

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My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro

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Bone Magic

REI tilthat TIL Vikings used the bones of slain animals when smithing new weapons believing this would enchant the weapon with the animals spirit. This actually made the weapons stronger because the carbon in the bones coupled with the iron made a primitive version of steel. via ift.tt skelegun F--- off egghead it's because of bone magic. Source: tilthat

REI tilthat TIL Vikings used the bones of slain animals when smithing new weapons believing this would enchant the weapon with the animals spirit. This actually made the weapons stronger because the carbon in the bones coupled with the iron made a primitive version of steel. via ift.tt skelegun F--- off egghead it's because of bone magic. Source: tilthat

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spooky

when reality feels off - leaving the theater after watching a movie - looking up from reading a book and realizing where you are - any place that's open 24 hours (bonus: going to said place in the early hours and hearing both "good evening" and "good morning") |- playgrounds at night |- arriving for an early morning flight and seeing a deserted airport with most of the shops closed |- dead malls with decor that hasn't changed since the 90s |- motels of any kind |- stopping at a gas station at night in the middle of nowhere while on a road trip - grocery stores in small towns - places meant for children's birthday parties (especially if you went there as a kid and are now older) |- little doors and attics in your house

when reality feels off - leaving the theater after watching a movie - looking up from reading a book and realizing where you are - any place that's open 24 hours (bonus: going to said place in the early hours and hearing both "good evening" and "good morning") |- playgrounds at night |- arriving for an early morning flight and seeing a deserted airport with most of the shops closed |- dead malls with decor that hasn't changed since the 90s |- motels of any kind |- stopping at a gas station at night in the middle of nowhere while on a road trip - grocery stores in small towns - places meant for children's birthday parties (especially if you went there as a kid and are now older) |- little doors and attics in your house

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"What if you wake up one day and you're not angry anymore?" by Mike Monteiro

What if you wake up one day and you're not angry anymore?

What if you wake up one day and you're not angry anymore?

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Friendship > Ship

byjoveimbeinghumble that every Friendship is consciously and explicitly homosexual would be too obviously false; the wise-acres take refuge in the less palpable charge that it is really- unconsciously, cryptically, in some Pickwickian sense- homosexual. And this, though it cannot be proved, can never of course be refuted. The fact that no positive evidence of homosexuality can be discovered in the behaviour of two Friends does not disconcert the wiseacres at all: "That," they say gravely, “is just what we should expect."... To say Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend. C. S. Lewis, The Four Loves (1960) takashi0 #CS Lewis destroyed fujoshi I cannot believe

byjoveimbeinghumble that every Friendship is consciously and explicitly homosexual would be too obviously false; the wise-acres take refuge in the less palpable charge that it is really- unconsciously, cryptically, in some Pickwickian sense- homosexual. And this, though it cannot be proved, can never of course be refuted. The fact that no positive evidence of homosexuality can be discovered in the behaviour of two Friends does not disconcert the wiseacres at all: "That," they say gravely, “is just what we should expect."... To say Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend. C. S. Lewis, The Four Loves (1960) takashi0 #CS Lewis destroyed fujoshi I cannot believe

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Food categorization

haha-cluck ... 2 cadaverkeys Follow De calmed byya ! REI tilthat Follow TIL about the unifying cube rule theory that claims to settle not only the “Is a hotdog a sandwich?" question, but many other similar food debates. via reddit.com unatkozorobotok Follow The Cube Rule ot Food For identifying dishes based on starch lecations Toust Sandwich Taco (6) Soup/Suluad w/'Bread Boul Sushi Calzone adventna awa bigdickfartsapolka Follow This puts the hotdog not in the sandwich category, but in the taco area. runcibility Follow I mean... ... they're not wrong callmebliss Follow That looks delicious. I want it. jabberwockypie Follow It also suggests pizza is toast, and an apple pie is a calzone. inner-sakura Follow Gvess dealanexmachina Follow TACO SAUSAGE! i-am-the-broken-bride Follow This suggests that cannelloni and burritos are sushi. mothman-flaptual Follow Open face sandwiches are toast you heard it here folks! supreme-leader-stoat Behold, sushi. asharomi Follow Diogenes is rolling in his grave goldredblueblackwhite Follow Diogenes in his grave is a calzone Source: tilthat 74,260 notes

haha-cluck ... 2 cadaverkeys Follow De calmed byya ! REI tilthat Follow TIL about the unifying cube rule theory that claims to settle not only the “Is a hotdog a sandwich?" question, but many other similar food debates. via reddit.com unatkozorobotok Follow The Cube Rule ot Food For identifying dishes based on starch lecations Toust Sandwich Taco (6) Soup/Suluad w/'Bread Boul Sushi Calzone adventna awa bigdickfartsapolka Follow This puts the hotdog not in the sandwich category, but in the taco area. runcibility Follow I mean... ... they're not wrong callmebliss Follow That looks delicious. I want it. jabberwockypie Follow It also suggests pizza is toast, and an apple pie is a calzone. inner-sakura Follow Gvess dealanexmachina Follow TACO SAUSAGE! i-am-the-broken-bride Follow This suggests that cannelloni and burritos are sushi. mothman-flaptual Follow Open face sandwiches are toast you heard it here folks! supreme-leader-stoat Behold, sushi. asharomi Follow Diogenes is rolling in his grave goldredblueblackwhite Follow Diogenes in his grave is a calzone Source: tilthat 74,260 notes

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