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holynipples holynipples my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what's up i have a brain tumor

holynipples holynipples my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what's up i have a brain tumor

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im myownlost l'd like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly I'm sorry, it appears you've taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract nary a lsegnen years Damn those Terms and Conditions.

im myownlost l'd like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly I'm sorry, it appears you've taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract nary a lsegnen years Damn those Terms and Conditions.

lifewasted project-alexithymia empresspinto reactional sm if you think I won't wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong some girls change their bras daily? How often are you supposed to change them? o o Wait...you're supposed to own more than one? Wait some people only own one bra? Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one? whats a bra where am i

lifewasted project-alexithymia empresspinto reactional sm if you think I won't wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong some girls change their bras daily? How often are you supposed to change them? o o Wait...you're supposed to own more than one? Wait some people only own one bra? Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one? whats a bra where am i

shercocklocked: andrewbreitel girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS SIT DOWN i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur d--- hard and ur vag cry tears of blood thank you tumblr user andrewbreitel

shercocklocked: andrewbreitel girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS SIT DOWN i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur d--- hard and ur vag cry tears of blood thank you tumblr user andrewbreitel

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your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: r. chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy' out of william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely

your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: r. chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy' out of william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely

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is Jt? That means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.

is Jt? That means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.

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the-allusionist capleesi Source: potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots what do you call a h----- that you pay with spaghetti? a pastatute how many people unfollowed you because of this 20 13,640 notes ぱー閘

the-allusionist capleesi Source: potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots what do you call a h----- that you pay with spaghetti? a pastatute how many people unfollowed you because of this 20 13,640 notes ぱー閘

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14th2 aiclan afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you're all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

14th2 aiclan afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you're all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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one-fandom-more: andratien supernatural-addicted lapfulofmisha someblokecalledrichbrook so far Tumblr is obsessed with: o A genocidal, time-travelling alien o A sociopathic detective o An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief A manipulative cannibal Two monster-hunting serial killers welcome to tumblr Don't forget the gay angel This is so accurate I want to cry don't forget satan. we love us some satan. And death is adorable

one-fandom-more: andratien supernatural-addicted lapfulofmisha someblokecalledrichbrook so far Tumblr is obsessed with: o A genocidal, time-travelling alien o A sociopathic detective o An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief A manipulative cannibal Two monster-hunting serial killers welcome to tumblr Don't forget the gay angel This is so accurate I want to cry don't forget satan. we love us some satan. And death is adorable

sherlocksmyth sherlocksmyth one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me what the hel did you do to your hair?" because i had a blonde streak through it and i said "what the hell did you do to your eyebrow" and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

sherlocksmyth sherlocksmyth one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me what the hel did you do to your hair?" because i had a blonde streak through it and i said "what the hell did you do to your eyebrow" and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

bloomin-eck efferescent remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom Co oh yes her date did too That is actually kind of awesome

bloomin-eck efferescent remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom Co oh yes her date did too That is actually kind of awesome

anekie This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, "T'm just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet." I've been dealing with stuff the wrong way.

anekie This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, "T'm just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet." I've been dealing with stuff the wrong way.

puppetmoshpit captaintandom Source thesickestjokes thesickestiokes What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. I just threw up 50,920 notes

puppetmoshpit captaintandom Source thesickestjokes thesickestiokes What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. I just threw up 50,920 notes

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adriofthedead thesunmaid parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making sex jokes nine-year-olds

adriofthedead thesunmaid parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making sex jokes nine-year-olds

Crayola CRAYONS 24 IN AN EMERGENCY A CRAYON WILL BURN FOR 30 MINUTES snorl4x how long will it burn if it isn't an emergency???????

Crayola CRAYONS 24 IN AN EMERGENCY A CRAYON WILL BURN FOR 30 MINUTES snorl4x how long will it burn if it isn't an emergency???????

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dysenterygay i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 61.9kピーw

dysenterygay i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 61.9kピーw

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We've all seen penises we weren't supposed to see. efflorescents: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey that's it we've found it. the motto of the internet

We've all seen penises we weren't supposed to see. efflorescents: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey that's it we've found it. the motto of the internet

remember-the-lions my mom comes into my room the same way that timmy turner's dad does "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking" "but asserting my authority as your parent by coMING IN ANYWAY

remember-the-lions my mom comes into my room the same way that timmy turner's dad does "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking" "but asserting my authority as your parent by coMING IN ANYWAY