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your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: r. chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy' out of william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely
your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: r. chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy' out of william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely

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is Jt? That means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.
is Jt? That means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.

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the-allusionist capleesi Source: potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots what do you call a h----- that you pay with spaghetti? a pastatute how many people unfollowed you because of this 20 13,640 notes ぱー閘
the-allusionist capleesi Source: potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots potato-tots what do you call a h----- that you pay with spaghetti? a pastatute how many people unfollowed you because of this 20 13,640 notes ぱー閘

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14th2 aiclan afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you're all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
14th2 aiclan afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you're all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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The clitoris: nature's Rubik's Cube

THE CLITORIS NATURE'S RUBIK'S CU portranofablonde androcidal petranotanne Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy what this image realy means:1 am terrible at sex. Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who's ever slept with the creator of tmis image.... let us bow our heads THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I'M SO MAD LIKE IT'S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT ldon't understana why the citoris is such a mystery rs right there I mean, ir you're a tazy f--- and you don't care about your partners but for f----' sake, its right there, t engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find tuck srsly tho r's RIGHT THERE maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can't find the penis i's right theret" here? no those are my balls "in here somewhere? hat's my anus please stop prodding at it 324 notes

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so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me VA what do u think your doing trying to insalt me instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her
so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me VA what do u think your doing trying to insalt me instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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one-fandom-more: andratien supernatural-addicted lapfulofmisha someblokecalledrichbrook so far Tumblr is obsessed with: o A genocidal, time-travelling alien o A sociopathic detective o An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief A manipulative cannibal Two monster-hunting serial killers welcome to tumblr Don't forget the gay angel This is so accurate I want to cry don't forget satan. we love us some satan. And death is adorable
one-fandom-more: andratien supernatural-addicted lapfulofmisha someblokecalledrichbrook so far Tumblr is obsessed with: o A genocidal, time-travelling alien o A sociopathic detective o An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief A manipulative cannibal Two monster-hunting serial killers welcome to tumblr Don't forget the gay angel This is so accurate I want to cry don't forget satan. we love us some satan. And death is adorable

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sherlocksmyth sherlocksmyth one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me what the hel did you do to your hair?" because i had a blonde streak through it and i said "what the hell did you do to your eyebrow" and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
sherlocksmyth sherlocksmyth one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me what the hel did you do to your hair?" because i had a blonde streak through it and i said "what the hell did you do to your eyebrow" and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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bloomin-eck efferescent remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom Co oh yes her date did too That is actually kind of awesome
bloomin-eck efferescent remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom Co oh yes her date did too That is actually kind of awesome

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anekie This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, "T'm just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet." I've been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
anekie This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, "T'm just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet." I've been dealing with stuff the wrong way.

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puppetmoshpit captaintandom Source thesickestjokes thesickestiokes What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. I just threw up 50,920 notes
puppetmoshpit captaintandom Source thesickestjokes thesickestiokes What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. I just threw up 50,920 notes

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adriofthedead thesunmaid parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making sex jokes nine-year-olds
adriofthedead thesunmaid parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making sex jokes nine-year-olds

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Crayola CRAYONS 24 IN AN EMERGENCY A CRAYON WILL BURN FOR 30 MINUTES snorl4x how long will it burn if it isn't an emergency???????
Crayola CRAYONS 24 IN AN EMERGENCY A CRAYON WILL BURN FOR 30 MINUTES snorl4x how long will it burn if it isn't an emergency???????

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dysenterygay i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 61.9kピーw
dysenterygay i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 61.9kピーw

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We've all seen penises we weren't supposed to see. efflorescents: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey that's it we've found it. the motto of the internet
We've all seen penises we weren't supposed to see. efflorescents: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey that's it we've found it. the motto of the internet

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remember-the-lions my mom comes into my room the same way that timmy turner's dad does "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking" "but asserting my authority as your parent by coMING IN ANYWAY
remember-the-lions my mom comes into my room the same way that timmy turner's dad does "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking" "but asserting my authority as your parent by coMING IN ANYWAY

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koteddo koteddo: My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn't enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed.… update I joined the party
koteddo koteddo: My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn't enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed.… update I joined the party

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CAPRISUN ANTIOXIDANT CAPRISUN TIOXIDANT AWAY GAMES HOME GAMES New Caprl Sun 640しFamily Sin. In Frult Punch, Wild Cherry ond Strawberry KOw More Liguld. Nore Cool, frickveah1990s enniu im way too excited for some damn juice if its going to be in a clear plastic bottle, thatd fix the mold/fungi problem. WAIT BOTTLED CAPRISUN EXISTS?
CAPRISUN ANTIOXIDANT CAPRISUN TIOXIDANT AWAY GAMES HOME GAMES New Caprl Sun 640しFamily Sin. In Frult Punch, Wild Cherry ond Strawberry KOw More Liguld. Nore Cool, frickveah1990s enniu im way too excited for some damn juice if its going to be in a clear plastic bottle, thatd fix the mold/fungi problem. WAIT BOTTLED CAPRISUN EXISTS?

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areyoutryingtodeduceme: nimporteouvousallez: Someone just f------ drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd. or someone has the weirdest ass ever Source: nimporteouvousallez
areyoutryingtodeduceme: nimporteouvousallez: Someone just f------ drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd. or someone has the weirdest ass ever Source: nimporteouvousallez

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