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-am-hill breadboxes iget really gay after midnight Imagine turning gay like turning into a werewolf "No, aah, don't look at me! I'm. .l'm turning GAY rainbow explosion "FABULOUS!

-am-hill breadboxes iget really gay after midnight Imagine turning gay like turning into a werewolf "No, aah, don't look at me! I'm. .l'm turning GAY rainbow explosion "FABULOUS!

c02xm if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 196 nacho

c02xm if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 196 nacho

izzielosthermind: stabla if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn't want a custody battle over the goats.

izzielosthermind: stabla if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn't want a custody battle over the goats.

Rae Johnston y Follow @miss_raej coffee queue eyes off my Snarky guy in Bioshock Infinite t-shirt, suggests I "probably haven't even played it". So I told him the ending. ← Reply Retweeted ★ Favorited More 2,802 RETWEETS 1,782 FAVORITES 1:24 PM-10 Apr 13 shickalenia dduane: fw that's almost too cruel almost I had to do this once with Privateer: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said "I bet you didn't play it through, I bet somebody just told you how..." and I was able to smile gently and say "God, possibly, since l wrote the game." And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who'd done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid....lt was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. l'd never had a referent for the word "slink" for a full grown male before. As in "slink away in utter dejection." I smiled for at least three days without stopping And am smiling now... I had completely forgotten about this Reblogging because "I beat the game" is fantastic, but "I wrote the damn thing" is even better.

Rae Johnston y Follow @miss_raej coffee queue eyes off my Snarky guy in Bioshock Infinite t-shirt, suggests I "probably haven't even played it". So I told him the ending. ← Reply Retweeted ★ Favorited More 2,802 RETWEETS 1,782 FAVORITES 1:24 PM-10 Apr 13 shickalenia dduane: fw that's almost too cruel almost I had to do this once with Privateer: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said "I bet you didn't play it through, I bet somebody just told you how..." and I was able to smile gently and say "God, possibly, since l wrote the game." And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who'd done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid....lt was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. l'd never had a referent for the word "slink" for a full grown male before. As in "slink away in utter dejection." I smiled for at least three days without stopping And am smiling now... I had completely forgotten about this Reblogging because "I beat the game" is fantastic, but "I wrote the damn thing" is even better.

livestolaugh 5evamore when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That's a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive. works for me

livestolaugh 5evamore when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That's a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive. works for me

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GMCm 221 s High-res → drwagc adiv I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska Freedom truck

GMCm 221 s High-res → drwagc adiv I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska Freedom truck

buttkatvantass itsasecretshoosh 109,073 kiss-kiss-fall-in-doitsu meitowalker: e-doctor tardis tordonna asoid cabradine cakeballsever Do colors have fandoms Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome l totally ship it with turquoise OTP l ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW) Why is there p--- on my dash you're all on crack Here's a human version... omfg all my cries over this OTP I hope they are canon Source: poninepontmercy

buttkatvantass itsasecretshoosh 109,073 kiss-kiss-fall-in-doitsu meitowalker: e-doctor tardis tordonna asoid cabradine cakeballsever Do colors have fandoms Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome l totally ship it with turquoise OTP l ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW) Why is there p--- on my dash you're all on crack Here's a human version... omfg all my cries over this OTP I hope they are canon Source: poninepontmercy

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214) A lesson I learned in the hospital....when vou masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot. doctorcanon: cmcross No, you don't understand. This actually happens We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it's about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we're all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just takse off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown. It was the funniest s--- ever Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

214) A lesson I learned in the hospital....when vou masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot. doctorcanon: cmcross No, you don't understand. This actually happens We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it's about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we're all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just takse off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown. It was the funniest s--- ever Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

mikishaw: pussyxboy "Hey Phil, what's your favorite color?" even the f------ bananas HAHAHAHAHA BAM <3 161,040 notes

mikishaw: pussyxboy "Hey Phil, what's your favorite color?" even the f------ bananas HAHAHAHAHA BAM <3 161,040 notes

blue phil bananas paint room color favorite

andrewhussiesbosom amporacronus andrewhussiesbosom WAIT OKAY IS IT "EEEITHER" OR "elTHER" could be either one

andrewhussiesbosom amporacronus andrewhussiesbosom WAIT OKAY IS IT "EEEITHER" OR "elTHER" could be either one

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perchu perchu Followers im finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible 0 perchu Followers m finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible *け 4 notes they all chipped in:)

perchu perchu Followers im finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible 0 perchu Followers m finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible *け 4 notes they all chipped in:)

maltair: i think that teenagers being aware of social issues like trans* people and slut shaming and r--- culture and misogyny and racism because of a dumb blogging website called tumblr shows that if the medias and politicians explained and showed those things, people would actually start to understand them and stop being close minded assholes

maltair: i think that teenagers being aware of social issues like trans* people and slut shaming and r--- culture and misogyny and racism because of a dumb blogging website called tumblr shows that if the medias and politicians explained and showed those things, people would actually start to understand them and stop being close minded assholes

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gordoniramsay skypestripper aclorable: aclorable aclorable: which country has the most birds portugeese wait thats a language portugull

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if-it-fits-it-ships benefrickcumberbatch: soglideawav perksofbeingaiediknight How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None DUDE THATS LOW just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine history nerds are the best.

if-it-fits-it-ships benefrickcumberbatch: soglideawav perksofbeingaiediknight How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None DUDE THATS LOW just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine history nerds are the best.

superlouis movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

superlouis movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

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● yahoo·google . bing Search Volue ind Google Tieds CD 2004 2010 2011 2012 2005 2000 2007 2008 2009 azulah woah 2009 was a big year for bing i'm laughing so harod

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secretlymartinfreeman boaz-pri...。 onoburger the-vashta-nerada: charlisheen you know what i want to know how the f--- did mr salt and mrs pepper make a f------ cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT EXCUSE ME A------ THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS 09 THATS F------ PAPRIKA SHE'S CINNAMON'S OLDER SISTER GOD DAMN TUMBLR IAM F------ DONE WITH YOUR S--- tumbir gets heated over blue's clues

secretlymartinfreeman boaz-pri...。 onoburger the-vashta-nerada: charlisheen you know what i want to know how the f--- did mr salt and mrs pepper make a f------ cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT EXCUSE ME A------ THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS 09 THATS F------ PAPRIKA SHE'S CINNAMON'S OLDER SISTER GOD DAMN TUMBLR IAM F------ DONE WITH YOUR S--- tumbir gets heated over blue's clues

wow l've never seen a bird drink before that's a snake o0 百秤 s this a pigeon

wow l've never seen a bird drink before that's a snake o0 百秤 s this a pigeon