Tumblr - Images

Sorted By:

I took this picture cause I knew this story was tumbir worthy. So I had been sitting in my big white van behind the lowell building, not going to class, and staring happly at a brick wall. out of the corner of my eye, i notice a man coming up the alley, slow down a little past the car, but ultimately keep going. the term 'weirdo' passed my mind, and I locked the doors even though any actual threat was minimal, and soon I was staring at the wal again. Not less than 5 minutes later I heard a knocking at the passenger side window. I look over, and it's the same weirdo who wa ked by the car before; Except now he looked particularly nervous and had his nose pressed against the glass I should mention that I never felt particularly frightened of this man. he was quite skinny, and seemed extremely skittish and fearful both when I saw him starting up the al ley, and now, as he knocked Anyway, I rolled down the window slightly and asked "can I help you?" with one eyebrow raised and a general look of confusion. he gestured at me with his chin, and said with an equally confused tone you...eh...you...sex?" We had a moment of silence Eyebrow st raised, and before I knew what was coming out of my mouth, I raised both my hands, shook my head and said "I'm wearing mittens Ha immediately started shaking his head up and down as if he understood, and practically started sprinting away I lowered my hands after a minute and I.... what... I can't tell which is funnier: The fact that this strange man thought I was some sort of portable h-----, parking my van behind churches and waiting for patrons, or that my proof against being a h----- was the fact that I was wearing mittens this is one of the strangest interactions between two confused human beings i've ever heard of

I took this picture cause I knew this story was tumbir worthy. So I had been sitting in my big white van behind the lowell building, not going to class, and staring happly at a brick wall. out of the corner of my eye, i notice a man coming up the alley, slow down a little past the car, but ultimately keep going. the term 'weirdo' passed my mind, and I locked the doors even though any actual threat was minimal, and soon I was staring at the wal again. Not less than 5 minutes later I heard a knocking at the passenger side window. I look over, and it's the same weirdo who wa ked by the car before; Except now he looked particularly nervous and had his nose pressed against the glass I should mention that I never felt particularly frightened of this man. he was quite skinny, and seemed extremely skittish and fearful both when I saw him starting up the al ley, and now, as he knocked Anyway, I rolled down the window slightly and asked "can I help you?" with one eyebrow raised and a general look of confusion. he gestured at me with his chin, and said with an equally confused tone you...eh...you...sex?" We had a moment of silence Eyebrow st raised, and before I knew what was coming out of my mouth, I raised both my hands, shook my head and said "I'm wearing mittens Ha immediately started shaking his head up and down as if he understood, and practically started sprinting away I lowered my hands after a minute and I.... what... I can't tell which is funnier: The fact that this strange man thought I was some sort of portable h-----, parking my van behind churches and waiting for patrons, or that my proof against being a h----- was the fact that I was wearing mittens this is one of the strangest interactions between two confused human beings i've ever heard of

m------monstersherlockedstar.D Source: cumber-bitches odetoabird cumber-bitches cumber-bitches how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there. Wizardry ahh, makes sense fetus deletus 43,873 notes け

m------monstersherlockedstar.D Source: cumber-bitches odetoabird cumber-bitches cumber-bitches how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there. Wizardry ahh, makes sense fetus deletus 43,873 notes け

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast 18,894 notes

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast 18,894 notes

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly 95,447 notes

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly 95,447 notes

ahumblebard doxian I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson Shot of disgruntled adorable little gil SLJ:I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' m-----------, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that a------ I didn't know I needed this in my life until now 19,263 notes けー

ahumblebard doxian I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson Shot of disgruntled adorable little gil SLJ:I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' m-----------, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that a------ I didn't know I needed this in my life until now 19,263 notes けー

ionpedestrian my dad tried to grow potatoes in the garden we're proud of him 167,750 notes

ionpedestrian my dad tried to grow potatoes in the garden we're proud of him 167,750 notes

dad potatoes grow garden tiny proud tumblr

sleepingwith-veils-ofmice chadleymacguff ziver ziver ziver so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called Boners" and it's just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps. and he's dead serious, his argument was, "if men can have Hooters, women should have this. your father is a saint is your father jack barakat 29,826 notes

sleepingwith-veils-ofmice chadleymacguff ziver ziver ziver so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called Boners" and it's just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps. and he's dead serious, his argument was, "if men can have Hooters, women should have this. your father is a saint is your father jack barakat 29,826 notes

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

cnnbreaking when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results 23,857 notes

cnnbreaking when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results 23,857 notes

OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED "JESUS F--- REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING 65,926 notes

OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED "JESUS F--- REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING 65,926 notes

christian christianity jesus gasp

carry-on-my-wayward-butt meladoodle the quadratic formula war flashbacks 8,690 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt meladoodle the quadratic formula war flashbacks 8,690 notes

queenchaoS13 (ノ^-^)/ Slide to the nghtノ(^-^ノ) SIiiiide to the lift (O︶OO) now beg for mercy as i slaughter you like the filth you are 30 notes

queenchaoS13 (ノ^-^)/ Slide to the nghtノ(^-^ノ) SIiiiide to the lift (O︶OO) now beg for mercy as i slaughter you like the filth you are 30 notes

scr4ggy what if instead of hitting the post limit some burly dudes broke into your house and picked you up and carried you away from your computer saying ithink you've done enough for tonight, buddy 47,865 notes

scr4ggy what if instead of hitting the post limit some burly dudes broke into your house and picked you up and carried you away from your computer saying ithink you've done enough for tonight, buddy 47,865 notes

why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys I'd kill for one of those. I think you're missing the point

why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys I'd kill for one of those. I think you're missing the point

murder kill tumblr slide inflatable water why commit murder

sxa-pride kaibas-pants babyferaligator tbh im probably single bc i didnt believe in the heart of the cards dunno.that could be it. But I think it's probably because you didn't get your game on. You should probably rev it up But not too much... otherwise you better get set to get decked. ldk man, I guess I'm just not feeling the flow. Don't be so down guys. Do KATTOBINGU!

sxa-pride kaibas-pants babyferaligator tbh im probably single bc i didnt believe in the heart of the cards dunno.that could be it. But I think it's probably because you didn't get your game on. You should probably rev it up But not too much... otherwise you better get set to get decked. ldk man, I guess I'm just not feeling the flow. Don't be so down guys. Do KATTOBINGU!

single celibacy yu-gi oh! roleplay

bertmccrackalaken: OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID "TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT'S DISGUSTING" AND I SAID "TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU'RE DISGUSTING" AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

bertmccrackalaken: OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID "TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT'S DISGUSTING" AND I SAID "TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU'RE DISGUSTING" AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

uoa My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

uoa My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

eaberts: eaberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

eaberts: eaberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

dampsandwich vagisodium dampsandwich im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

dampsandwich vagisodium dampsandwich im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

lelestrudel lelestrudel Omfg all these articles talk about holding his head down gently to display dominance and it seems so mean Oh god Hell no. While I'm okay with dominance being shown in the bedroom, holding my head down while I'm giving a b------ (without my permission) is the #2 way to piss me off. Like, don't even care, I will stop, mid-suck. 'M TALKING ABOUT MY RABBIT I may have misinterpreted

rabbit pet care dominance sex

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like