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GAY SEX PREVENTS ABORTION... SUCK A C--- FOR JESUS l can't really argue

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OH MY GOD Can we have a C lifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately the govemment discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods, constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into town one day Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn'tlong before the military arives in town Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is f thei mes and destroying s that enough roperty in thei Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer) nou out and smir e tells Emi zabeth that Clifford's mother wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horified and orders Clifford to attack What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more The credits roll fades to black for ent. The sound of Post credits, the SC waves cras white. The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shor a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms on shore fills the ound hi the approaches the two ars air and a grey flannel ose th the two eth," he says over the sound of the ked with vou you, after the And who exactly i onds, eyes narrowi IOus Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot in com was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly excited to talk with vou." ctually." He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I ered my question. Who are you and who do you "You still haven't a work for?" The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

OH MY GOD Can we have a C lifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately the govemment discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods, constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into town one day Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn'tlong before the military arives in town Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is f thei mes and destroying s that enough roperty in thei Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer) nou out and smir e tells Emi zabeth that Clifford's mother wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horified and orders Clifford to attack What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more The credits roll fades to black for ent. The sound of Post credits, the SC waves cras white. The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shor a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms on shore fills the ound hi the approaches the two ars air and a grey flannel ose th the two eth," he says over the sound of the ked with vou you, after the And who exactly i onds, eyes narrowi IOus Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot in com was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly excited to talk with vou." ctually." He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I ered my question. Who are you and who do you "You still haven't a work for?" The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

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kawaii-dethu: Anime blog: "text post making fun of anime* no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime #txt

kawaii-dethu: Anime blog: "text post making fun of anime* no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime #txt

That's a bit of a stretch... But neckbeard, though.

Caligula can never measure up to the madness of Nero. Man wasn't only insane, but an undeniable sadist as well - this was the guy who burned people alive in his garden each night, as a source of light and because he got off on the screams. He was the man who burned down Rome when he decided he wanted to build the city differently, and had music played while he watched the city burn, with many of it's people with it. He was famed for his executions, most infamously ordering each member of a family killed, forcing them to watch, starting with the father. Finally, when the youngest daughter came up, one of his advisors begged him to spare her, as since she was a virgin, she was off-limits - to which he smiled, and then had her executed. he did all of this in front of a crowd mind you. Caligula was depraved - Nero KNEW he was depraved, and he reveled in it. proceeded to r---- her, And the f----- had a neckbeard the entire time...

Caligula can never measure up to the madness of Nero. Man wasn't only insane, but an undeniable sadist as well - this was the guy who burned people alive in his garden each night, as a source of light and because he got off on the screams. He was the man who burned down Rome when he decided he wanted to build the city differently, and had music played while he watched the city burn, with many of it's people with it. He was famed for his executions, most infamously ordering each member of a family killed, forcing them to watch, starting with the father. Finally, when the youngest daughter came up, one of his advisors begged him to spare her, as since she was a virgin, she was off-limits - to which he smiled, and then had her executed. he did all of this in front of a crowd mind you. Caligula was depraved - Nero KNEW he was depraved, and he reveled in it. proceeded to r---- her, And the f----- had a neckbeard the entire time...

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Denny's hellgated karaokeandmime dennys: Some Denny's booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time.... Denny's what the hell Doyouhave a children's menu? #dennys tumblr is a gift Reinvented by Minettout for iFunny :) ㊥ ifumry.mobi

Denny's hellgated karaokeandmime dennys: Some Denny's booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time.... Denny's what the hell Doyouhave a children's menu? #dennys tumblr is a gift Reinvented by Minettout for iFunny :) ㊥ ifumry.mobi

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rexuality: i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?" instead of hello and he replied "yes this is pizza" 38,900 notes

rexuality: i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?" instead of hello and he replied "yes this is pizza" 38,900 notes

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screaming-in-lowerca...sarcastic. Source poryon thepondsareaone thorinoakenbutt castielandpie porygon it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same I'm from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar Kansas my whole life For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw WHAT 25,425 notes

screaming-in-lowerca...sarcastic. Source poryon thepondsareaone thorinoakenbutt castielandpie porygon it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same I'm from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar Kansas my whole life For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw WHAT 25,425 notes

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unfriendlyblackhottiesa nonymous promiscuous-petal: enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn't get uncomfortable after 5 minutes Source: promiscuous- petal #srs question 196,267 notes

unfriendlyblackhottiesa nonymous promiscuous-petal: enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn't get uncomfortable after 5 minutes Source: promiscuous- petal #srs question 196,267 notes

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thesassycat promises.unkind Source: youtubeofficial octobra I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME S--- NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 165,762 notes

thesassycat promises.unkind Source: youtubeofficial octobra I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME S--- NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 165,762 notes

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do you ever cry because you're not british tears of joy dammit America

do you ever cry because you're not british tears of joy dammit America

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taddle popetwitter kaalashnikov squeakykins yzma putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy tooth paste on wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B who the f--- doesn't wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the f--- who the f--- does i the f--- do what the f--- man f--- you This is how civil wars are started

taddle popetwitter kaalashnikov squeakykins yzma putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy tooth paste on wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B who the f--- doesn't wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the f--- who the f--- does i the f--- do what the f--- man f--- you This is how civil wars are started

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oeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

oeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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dajo42 megphail 또 Source giraffepoliceforce yesimstacysmom if people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagies I knew it. something about my dad just wasn't adding up #text 375,681 notes け

dajo42 megphail 또 Source giraffepoliceforce yesimstacysmom if people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagies I knew it. something about my dad just wasn't adding up #text 375,681 notes け

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talk-you-down icelikelollies: you know what's weird hair like it can't be cold or warm hair when you touch it its just hair temperature this site i swear to god

talk-you-down icelikelollies: you know what's weird hair like it can't be cold or warm hair when you touch it its just hair temperature this site i swear to god

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin

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threedollarwine: crystalmethalicious: l don't think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality and if you've had depression since early childhood you don't even know if you have your own personality you didn't have time to be a person before depression and it's scary having no idea who you are

threedollarwine: crystalmethalicious: l don't think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality and if you've had depression since early childhood you don't even know if you have your own personality you didn't have time to be a person before depression and it's scary having no idea who you are

fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

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rambozus itsmemorized Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes like a cheaply made castle and we were like what and he goes no ballroom GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes. 158,049 notes

rambozus itsmemorized Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes like a cheaply made castle and we were like what and he goes no ballroom GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes. 158,049 notes

paintedspectres: cannibals-insomnia: I'm putting my cat on a vegan diet. "how could you do that! that's animal abuse" No it's not. a vegan- only diet is actually very healthy for them. "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat" I know. that's why it's a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find. I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter.

paintedspectres: cannibals-insomnia: I'm putting my cat on a vegan diet. "how could you do that! that's animal abuse" No it's not. a vegan- only diet is actually very healthy for them. "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat" I know. that's why it's a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find. I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter.

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immortal-activist clockwork--sha...+ Source: neopiacentral HEIN TOHATO ETCH ludicrouscupcake: broimhereforthemusic: this cat looks stoked as hell thats just thats just butter in a hotdog bun 142,587 notes

immortal-activist clockwork--sha...+ Source: neopiacentral HEIN TOHATO ETCH ludicrouscupcake: broimhereforthemusic: this cat looks stoked as hell thats just thats just butter in a hotdog bun 142,587 notes

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