Tumblr - Images

Sorted By:

Kissaroo

lilpetrabbit a few days ago bf told counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying "a kissaroo from me to you" in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you'd associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their s--- every time, insisting things like "i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!". they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this me that a couple years ago when he played Reblogged 9 months ago from 20cheeseomelette (originally from terriblyindignantrabbit) 288,358 notes

lilpetrabbit a few days ago bf told counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying "a kissaroo from me to you" in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you'd associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their s--- every time, insisting things like "i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!". they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this me that a couple years ago when he played Reblogged 9 months ago from 20cheeseomelette (originally from terriblyindignantrabbit) 288,358 notes

Tampons

1dietcokeinacan: youdonthavetogotocollege: tilthat: TIL in the 1900's tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina via reddit.com Let's bring this back Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my p---- fully lost in the sauce Reblogged 6 months ago from hentired (originally from tilthat) 181,229 notes

1dietcokeinacan: youdonthavetogotocollege: tilthat: TIL in the 1900's tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina via reddit.com Let's bring this back Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my p---- fully lost in the sauce Reblogged 6 months ago from hentired (originally from tilthat) 181,229 notes

Rob

Swarnpert: birdfriender: I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot "promote criminal activities" and f------ hell every name l can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like f------ hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I'd like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work this is my son, rob Reblogged 10 months ago from lesbianshadowrunner (originally from birdfriender) 147,975 notes

Swarnpert: birdfriender: I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot "promote criminal activities" and f------ hell every name l can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like f------ hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I'd like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work this is my son, rob Reblogged 10 months ago from lesbianshadowrunner (originally from birdfriender) 147,975 notes

Big mood, Kevin

mechsuit: probably gonna use y'all know some of us are we're like 50 and the teenagers of 2050 are gonna make fun of old people in their improv classes by saying s--- like "ooh.thats a big mood kevin, im really kinning this it has big d--- energy" today when slang we use Reblogged 10 months ago from majestic-seagull (originally from mechsuit) 67,972 notes

mechsuit: probably gonna use y'all know some of us are we're like 50 and the teenagers of 2050 are gonna make fun of old people in their improv classes by saying s--- like "ooh.thats a big mood kevin, im really kinning this it has big d--- energy" today when slang we use Reblogged 10 months ago from majestic-seagull (originally from mechsuit) 67,972 notes

I regret creating you

God Tregret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p---- g-g-ghosts: stuglies: i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic f------ what a Reblogged 10 months ago from lord-kitschener (originally from stuglies-deactivated20180220) 171,914 notes

God Tregret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p---- g-g-ghosts: stuglies: i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic f------ what a Reblogged 10 months ago from lord-kitschener (originally from stuglies-deactivated20180220) 171,914 notes

OC Backstory Writing 101

when you're about to give your oc a sad and tragic backstory Destroy Item You are about to destroy Child Are you sure? Yes Yes

when you're about to give your oc a sad and tragic backstory Destroy Item You are about to destroy Child Are you sure? Yes Yes

tumblr backstory oc child thea: the awakening

Ah, yes, the first Commandment. “Thou shalt not have any other husbandos before me”

Anonymous said I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. john15-10 You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things... *ahem* Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith l told God l'd choose him over Shiro if I had to And guess what. God put me to the test Shiro came out as gay and Iwas DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn't worship sin. I couldn't accept him, I had to let him go. So I chose God over Shiro. Here's the thing; interests come and go, they'll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He'll always be there. Gods worth it! bakugou-rants please don't forget Deuteronomy 4:22-24 New International Version (NIV) 22 1 will die in this land; 1 will not cross the Jordan; but you are about to cross over and take possession of that good land.23 Be careful not to forget the covenant of the Lord your God that he made with you; do not make for yourselves an idol in the form of anything the Lord your God has forbidden. 24 For the Lord your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God allorosalina Am I having a f------ stroke ceramicfrogs Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's S just throw away the whole suitcase anime-girls-against-tax-fraud God made an anime boy gayjust to test this girl's faith... wow despazito Fujoshis Has Become Catholic blind3dbylight

Anonymous said I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. john15-10 You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things... *ahem* Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith l told God l'd choose him over Shiro if I had to And guess what. God put me to the test Shiro came out as gay and Iwas DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn't worship sin. I couldn't accept him, I had to let him go. So I chose God over Shiro. Here's the thing; interests come and go, they'll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He'll always be there. Gods worth it! bakugou-rants please don't forget Deuteronomy 4:22-24 New International Version (NIV) 22 1 will die in this land; 1 will not cross the Jordan; but you are about to cross over and take possession of that good land.23 Be careful not to forget the covenant of the Lord your God that he made with you; do not make for yourselves an idol in the form of anything the Lord your God has forbidden. 24 For the Lord your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God allorosalina Am I having a f------ stroke ceramicfrogs Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's S just throw away the whole suitcase anime-girls-against-tax-fraud God made an anime boy gayjust to test this girl's faith... wow despazito Fujoshis Has Become Catholic blind3dbylight

voltron shiro x has become catholic christian gay

До свидания, пардер

u know that thing where animals grow in a far off place an and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway V back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a wearing a big ass bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass cowboy boots to pancho to keep him warm and nice keep ass his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idki guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would over russia if given the chance or something have taken "Cowboys could be an invasive species" is an extremely hot take I wasn't prepared for Actually, it pretty cold was Cowboys could take over Russia is new one me. Do svidaniya, pardner MOSCOW REGION RUSSIAN COWBOYS SADDLE UP TO SHOW WILD WEST HAS COME EAST RT.COM ПАРД НЕР

u know that thing where animals grow in a far off place an and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway V back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a wearing a big ass bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass cowboy boots to pancho to keep him warm and nice keep ass his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idki guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would over russia if given the chance or something have taken "Cowboys could be an invasive species" is an extremely hot take I wasn't prepared for Actually, it pretty cold was Cowboys could take over Russia is new one me. Do svidaniya, pardner MOSCOW REGION RUSSIAN COWBOYS SADDLE UP TO SHOW WILD WEST HAS COME EAST RT.COM ПАРД НЕР

invasive species cowboys russia hot take

When someone compliments me

Alex Ernst @AlexErnst when someone compliments me THX irklikeswaffletoo When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise doyoulovelamp "Hey, I like your shirt" "mmmMMMMMMMWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHH"

Alex Ernst @AlexErnst when someone compliments me THX irklikeswaffletoo When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise doyoulovelamp "Hey, I like your shirt" "mmmMMMMMMMWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHH"

Chicken Game: Don't look at this chicken.

Chicken Game Don't look at this chicken GAME OVER

Chicken Game Don't look at this chicken GAME OVER

chicken game don't look at this chicken don't look at the chicken don't look at x game over impossible irony a game you can never win

Destroying inappropriate jokers. One-step, easy totorial.

pulpofiction Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, "I don't get it, can you explain it Then watch them crash and burn

pulpofiction Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, "I don't get it, can you explain it Then watch them crash and burn

life hack if someone makes a racist/sexist joke say with total seriousness “i don’t get it can you explain it” then watch them crash and burn

Her... Her shoulders... Aren’t attached to her chest...

if you ever think you are bad at anatomy tateware this is official league of legends art drtanner deviousserpent #oh this isn't so bad a little over sexualised but what's the probleCK NECK NECK OH GOD

if you ever think you are bad at anatomy tateware this is official league of legends art drtanner deviousserpent #oh this isn't so bad a little over sexualised but what's the probleCK NECK NECK OH GOD

anatomy thrax league of legends caitlyn

The articulation of hubris

carnival-phantasm: The shoulder the articulation of hubris God really went nuts, just said "go wild, you funky little monkeys!" and gave spheroid joint that except stay in its f------ place when hit by a light breeze in all directions and do everything!-, us a can move A f------ mess: Acromion Coracoid process Superior angle Scapular notch Supraglenoid tubercle Glenoid- Subscapular fossa cavity Infraglenoid tubercle "Looks complicated, how does it work?" It doesn't Joint between the collar bone (clavicle) and shoulder blade (scapula) Ligaments Acromion process of the shoulder blade Collar bone (clavicle) Ligaments Tendon of the subscapularis muscle Coracoid process of the shoulder blade Shoulder joint Long tendon of the biceps muscle Shoulder blade (scapula) Anatomical representation of the shoulder region. big fan of God, but this was a rookie mistake God: hmm...I'm not sure about this one human joint, can you review it? Pre-callout Satan: looks great fam #misuse of religion buddy, if anyone misused something it w this hot mess of a joint as god misusing their power when they elaborated PRE CALLOUT SATAN

carnival-phantasm: The shoulder the articulation of hubris God really went nuts, just said "go wild, you funky little monkeys!" and gave spheroid joint that except stay in its f------ place when hit by a light breeze in all directions and do everything!-, us a can move A f------ mess: Acromion Coracoid process Superior angle Scapular notch Supraglenoid tubercle Glenoid- Subscapular fossa cavity Infraglenoid tubercle "Looks complicated, how does it work?" It doesn't Joint between the collar bone (clavicle) and shoulder blade (scapula) Ligaments Acromion process of the shoulder blade Collar bone (clavicle) Ligaments Tendon of the subscapularis muscle Coracoid process of the shoulder blade Shoulder joint Long tendon of the biceps muscle Shoulder blade (scapula) Anatomical representation of the shoulder region. big fan of God, but this was a rookie mistake God: hmm...I'm not sure about this one human joint, can you review it? Pre-callout Satan: looks great fam #misuse of religion buddy, if anyone misused something it w this hot mess of a joint as god misusing their power when they elaborated PRE CALLOUT SATAN

shoulder god satan anatomy

Just the kind of motivation I needed this morning

evilsupplyco Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself. thebookworm This is surprisingly motivating. Source: evilsupplyco

evilsupplyco Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself. thebookworm This is surprisingly motivating. Source: evilsupplyco

motivation villain corruption encouraging

Being united against greed

positive-memes HOLIDAYSINCORNWALL.COM Farmers Stand In Silence At Auction So A Young Man Can Buy Back His Family Farmhouse Caring community philosophy-and-coffee This is the kind of s--- people did back in the Depression. When mortgage holds would try to sell a farm, everyone in the community showed up and strong armed any serious bidders away. They had the 'penny auction tactic, where farmers would bid absurdly small amounts on farm equipment and land (while glaring intensely) until the auctioneer realized they needed to take what they were getting, or get their legs broken. This kind of stuff saved so many farms, they'd buy off 500+ dollar mortgages (which were huge amounts back then) for less than 100 dollars and give it back to the farm owners The lesson to take away is that only direct action and community organizing can help in such dire times. Fuente: positive-memes 56,538 notas

positive-memes HOLIDAYSINCORNWALL.COM Farmers Stand In Silence At Auction So A Young Man Can Buy Back His Family Farmhouse Caring community philosophy-and-coffee This is the kind of s--- people did back in the Depression. When mortgage holds would try to sell a farm, everyone in the community showed up and strong armed any serious bidders away. They had the 'penny auction tactic, where farmers would bid absurdly small amounts on farm equipment and land (while glaring intensely) until the auctioneer realized they needed to take what they were getting, or get their legs broken. This kind of stuff saved so many farms, they'd buy off 500+ dollar mortgages (which were huge amounts back then) for less than 100 dollars and give it back to the farm owners The lesson to take away is that only direct action and community organizing can help in such dire times. Fuente: positive-memes 56,538 notas

farmer auction great depression organizing

There's no age limit on being an idiot

nicejewishguy why are 18 year olds so stupid hexpunx excuse you i'm almost 22 and i'm still a f------ moron Source: nicejewishguy

nicejewishguy why are 18 year olds so stupid hexpunx excuse you i'm almost 22 and i'm still a f------ moron Source: nicejewishguy

Mantis Centaurs

luxtempestas mantises are the closest living thing to centaurs luxtempestas www.theol.com hello-kitty-senpai it checks out but dont ever say it again

luxtempestas mantises are the closest living thing to centaurs luxtempestas www.theol.com hello-kitty-senpai it checks out but dont ever say it again

praying mantis centaur

Harry Potter

eyesopenkattniss: hpstuffs "A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie." a big part of the story is lost when you cut a fricking circle out of it

eyesopenkattniss: hpstuffs "A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie." a big part of the story is lost when you cut a fricking circle out of it

memes harry potter funny

🏆🏆 BRASIL CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO!!

3,080 59.012 Brazil has nearly 60,000 murders- here's a map to put that number in perspective > Brazil had as many homicides as all the blue countries combined (interactive version) You're probably aware that Brazil is a dangerous place [... thecynincspensieve But..but.but.. Muh evil Murica.... surfcommiesmustdie BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ซ่ blitzkriegfritz This is Not an award show surfcommiesmustdie CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO KaKa

3,080 59.012 Brazil has nearly 60,000 murders- here's a map to put that number in perspective > Brazil had as many homicides as all the blue countries combined (interactive version) You're probably aware that Brazil is a dangerous place [... thecynincspensieve But..but.but.. Muh evil Murica.... surfcommiesmustdie BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ซ่ blitzkriegfritz This is Not an award show surfcommiesmustdie CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO KaKa

brazil homicides map murders soccer award champion

This is arcane knowledge that needs to be shared with the masses

蠱puniper why do moogles look like captain olimar as a furry puniper olimar and his fursona

蠱puniper why do moogles look like captain olimar as a furry puniper olimar and his fursona

moogle olimar pikmin final fantasy fursona