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Can't do anything these days

mystrothedefender 601 Jun 18 Follow My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'dı ok do you need to have a break?' mystrothedefender Jun 18 Follow Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark. 15,968 notes 3

mystrothedefender 601 Jun 18 Follow My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'dı ok do you need to have a break?' mystrothedefender Jun 18 Follow Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark. 15,968 notes 3

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Be nice to him

medievaljournalist Follow Oct 16 unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice le-catman Follow Nov 13 princelabia rudolph the red nosed reindeer

medievaljournalist Follow Oct 16 unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice le-catman Follow Nov 13 princelabia rudolph the red nosed reindeer

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Got it... got it

YOU'RE NOT GOING IN CIRCLES... ... YOU JUST NEED TO SEE DIFFERENTLY jaeger-bombastic-was-taken Follow #ah yes #a downward spiral #of course

YOU'RE NOT GOING IN CIRCLES... ... YOU JUST NEED TO SEE DIFFERENTLY jaeger-bombastic-was-taken Follow #ah yes #a downward spiral #of course

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That's sneaky

ejacutastic Follow This dish has another name - herrgottsb'scheisserle or 'Fool the Lord' - because of the story of how it first came about. One of the most popular theories is that the Cistercian monks of Maulbronn Monastery (hence the name Maultaschen) didn't want to go without meat during Lent observance. So they concealed the forbidden food from the sight of the Lord by enclosing it in pasta dough. Ravioli Of Lying To God theclockworkjudas Follow God: What are you eating? Cistercian Monk: *chews faster* 92k notes 17 3

ejacutastic Follow This dish has another name - herrgottsb'scheisserle or 'Fool the Lord' - because of the story of how it first came about. One of the most popular theories is that the Cistercian monks of Maulbronn Monastery (hence the name Maultaschen) didn't want to go without meat during Lent observance. So they concealed the forbidden food from the sight of the Lord by enclosing it in pasta dough. Ravioli Of Lying To God theclockworkjudas Follow God: What are you eating? Cistercian Monk: *chews faster* 92k notes 17 3

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Crazy frog for sure

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☑mtndewbajablast do kids these days know abt numa numa mtndewbajablast do kids these days know about aqua's "barbie girl" cryptidclub do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG constable-connor do kids these days know about "Blue" by Eiffel 65 fangirltothefullest DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA'S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH"? 234,8K notities D !

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Oh God, oh no

< Big Bear Bald Eagles 000 12:52 PM KT To Joseph, +15 1. Excuse the number 1. I can't seem to remove it from the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor the fi fgrobichiko eagles got him

< Big Bear Bald Eagles 000 12:52 PM KT To Joseph, +15 1. Excuse the number 1. I can't seem to remove it from the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor the fi fgrobichiko eagles got him

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For real though

TIL RE tilthat TIL the Bible contains a passage where it says it became dark in daytime during the crucifixion of Jesus. It was discovered a total eclipse did actually occur in Jerusalem on 24 November 29 CE at around 11AM. This fact got dismissed by the Church because the date is not in accordance with Easter. via reddit.com emotionsclashagainstemotions historians: we found out the actual date Jesus was crucified! Catholic Church: how dare you question our appropriation of pegan hollidays? boopednose Okay but could you imagine being a Roman, nailing up some dude who's like "I'm the son of god, bruh" and then the f sun goes black. I'd s

TIL RE tilthat TIL the Bible contains a passage where it says it became dark in daytime during the crucifixion of Jesus. It was discovered a total eclipse did actually occur in Jerusalem on 24 November 29 CE at around 11AM. This fact got dismissed by the Church because the date is not in accordance with Easter. via reddit.com emotionsclashagainstemotions historians: we found out the actual date Jesus was crucified! Catholic Church: how dare you question our appropriation of pegan hollidays? boopednose Okay but could you imagine being a Roman, nailing up some dude who's like "I'm the son of god, bruh" and then the f sun goes black. I'd s

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Pft

phantomrose96 Seguir *man at bar*: "hey can I buy you a drink" *me*: *sasuke voice* "*tch* he doesn't even know how important I am on the unpopular microblogging website"

phantomrose96 Seguir *man at bar*: "hey can I buy you a drink" *me*: *sasuke voice* "*tch* he doesn't even know how important I am on the unpopular microblogging website"

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Very punny

kushblazer666 Follow Dull Men's Club. Join Suggested for you Jesse Fowler • 2d. 3 I spent countless hours turning aluminum welding wire into this chainmail blanket. WHY? I like having weight on me when I sleep, and I like to be cool. The heat dissipating properties and weight of Aluminium are perfect for this. yourfriendfrogs Follow leftbeeftheory 4h ago Bro's getting a good knight's sleep

kushblazer666 Follow Dull Men's Club. Join Suggested for you Jesse Fowler • 2d. 3 I spent countless hours turning aluminum welding wire into this chainmail blanket. WHY? I like having weight on me when I sleep, and I like to be cool. The heat dissipating properties and weight of Aluminium are perfect for this. yourfriendfrogs Follow leftbeeftheory 4h ago Bro's getting a good knight's sleep

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Questions... questions

bogleech: Can the snakes on Medusa's head eat, and if so, where does all their food go? Do their intestines all pass through her skull somewhere and connect to her human stomach? Maybe they just empty into her esophagus and every so often she has to cough up a dead mouse??? If the food is digested while still in the snakes then where do they go to the bathroom ☺☺

bogleech: Can the snakes on Medusa's head eat, and if so, where does all their food go? Do their intestines all pass through her skull somewhere and connect to her human stomach? Maybe they just empty into her esophagus and every so often she has to cough up a dead mouse??? If the food is digested while still in the snakes then where do they go to the bathroom ☺☺

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Easy mode

rawrda Seguir This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that's comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn't understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don't forget it... whatever you want and/or need Don't let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don't need to prove each other anything OO 28.212 notas

rawrda Seguir This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself. Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that's comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn't understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don't forget it... whatever you want and/or need Don't let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don't need to prove each other anything OO 28.212 notas

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'Murica

the sunset was beautiful tonight Is this what American sky's look like? Yes

the sunset was beautiful tonight Is this what American sky's look like? Yes

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Uber drivers are the modern philosophers

cryptotheism reblogged 7m ago rararazaquato asked: what are your thoughts on the holy trinity being a mathematical function where the father is the input, the son is the output, and the holy spirit is the mathematics? my uber driver was tryijg to explain it to me and i didn't understand a god■ ■lick of what he was saying. is this some sort of new branch of christianity i havent heard about? cryptotheism Mar 13, 2023 I have literally never heard of that before. But I swear there is a branch of theology that you can only get from strange Uber drivers. uncomfortablecliche Mar 13, 2023 Follow my last uber driver said St. Michael the archangel was responsible for covid-19 in some way, unsure if it was malevolent or not, i was pretty drunk cryptotheism Mar 13, 2023 The last time I was in Portland I had an Uber driver who told me that there were "as many as 8" JFK shooters. 7,845 notes R t7 3

cryptotheism reblogged 7m ago rararazaquato asked: what are your thoughts on the holy trinity being a mathematical function where the father is the input, the son is the output, and the holy spirit is the mathematics? my uber driver was tryijg to explain it to me and i didn't understand a god■ ■lick of what he was saying. is this some sort of new branch of christianity i havent heard about? cryptotheism Mar 13, 2023 I have literally never heard of that before. But I swear there is a branch of theology that you can only get from strange Uber drivers. uncomfortablecliche Mar 13, 2023 Follow my last uber driver said St. Michael the archangel was responsible for covid-19 in some way, unsure if it was malevolent or not, i was pretty drunk cryptotheism Mar 13, 2023 The last time I was in Portland I had an Uber driver who told me that there were "as many as 8" JFK shooters. 7,845 notes R t7 3

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Arms

nachosforfree Follow The Other Happy Place.... 1d⠀ "why is arm anatomy so hard for you jessi?" LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT ARMS DO. Supination Pronation 651 178K 92.4K 1.7M ☐ B

nachosforfree Follow The Other Happy Place.... 1d⠀ "why is arm anatomy so hard for you jessi?" LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT ARMS DO. Supination Pronation 651 178K 92.4K 1.7M ☐ B

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Vampire Weaknesses

tacticianofylisse Follow so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and a 'green/yes' is a weakness, a 'red/no' is something that isnt a weakness, and a ?' is something that has never been addressed but f------ riddle me this Gets soggy in milk in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk thecalerianking Follow i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and Count Chocula places a hand on me cheek glitter6ug Follow happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

tacticianofylisse Follow so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and a 'green/yes' is a weakness, a 'red/no' is something that isnt a weakness, and a ?' is something that has never been addressed but f------ riddle me this Gets soggy in milk in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk thecalerianking Follow i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and Count Chocula places a hand on me cheek glitter6ug Follow happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

Thanks, Greg

mervley weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs like "its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size" entonnoir It's such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword. cactusrabbit "This wolf had five dollars!"

mervley weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs like "its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size" entonnoir It's such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword. cactusrabbit "This wolf had five dollars!"

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