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cryptotheism reblogged 7m ago rararazaquato asked: what are your thoughts on the holy trinity being a mathematical function where the father is the input, the son is the output, and the holy spirit is the mathematics? my uber driver was tryijg to explain it to me and i didn't understand a god■ ■lick of what he was saying. is this some sort of new branch of christianity i havent heard about? cryptotheism Mar 13, 2023 I have literally never heard of that before. But I swear there is a branch of theology that you can only get from strange Uber drivers. uncomfortablecliche Mar 13, 2023 Follow my last uber driver said St. Michael the archangel was responsible for covid-19 in some way, unsure if it was malevolent or not, i was pretty drunk cryptotheism Mar 13, 2023 The last time I was in Portland I had an Uber driver who told me that there were "as many as 8" JFK shooters. 7,845 notes R t7 3

Uber drivers are the modern philosophers


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