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That's How Darwin Did It

juniepops Follow if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters 10K notes

juniepops Follow if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters 10K notes

line cook evolution

Call Out Post

thx Follow call out post HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE???????? achivement-unlocked Achievement unlocked! Hello world! Is anyone there..? #I intend for you to read this in the portal turret voice. ok goodbye #normal gameplay 104,032 notes D

thx Follow call out post HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE???????? achivement-unlocked Achievement unlocked! Hello world! Is anyone there..? #I intend for you to read this in the portal turret voice. ok goodbye #normal gameplay 104,032 notes D

Beware My Cage

solardrake Jun 15, 2022 , you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them 70,376 notes on

solardrake Jun 15, 2022 , you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them 70,376 notes on

The Whole Club Disappeared

3000s Follow Jul 23 nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing 3000s Jul 23 the whole club was gone hellsitegenetics 2d ago String identified: Closest match:

3000s Follow Jul 23 nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing 3000s Jul 23 the whole club was gone hellsitegenetics 2d ago String identified: Closest match:

apple bottom jeans parody

Take A Chill Pill

coughloop Follow oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything 30,483 notes DD ♡

coughloop Follow oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything 30,483 notes DD ♡

Power Of The Baby

anonymous asked: I can pretty accurately visualize the shape and texture of most objects if I specifically imagine miniature versions inside my mouth. One of my more useless skills /d/ max1461 The spirit of the newborn is strong in you. You have the baby gift. You have been gifted this power by The Baby. 55 notes

anonymous asked: I can pretty accurately visualize the shape and texture of most objects if I specifically imagine miniature versions inside my mouth. One of my more useless skills /d/ max1461 The spirit of the newborn is strong in you. You have the baby gift. You have been gifted this power by The Baby. 55 notes

Updates On The Queen

BBC infectiouspiss Follow Yesterday Breaking News 1m ago The Queen is unwell with a chest infection and has withdrawn from her engagements this week, Buckingham Palace says she's already dead what do you mean omtai Follow Yesterday charles transitioned infectiouspiss Yesterday 30 242 notes it's diverse D

BBC infectiouspiss Follow Yesterday Breaking News 1m ago The Queen is unwell with a chest infection and has withdrawn from her engagements this week, Buckingham Palace says she's already dead what do you mean omtai Follow Yesterday charles transitioned infectiouspiss Yesterday 30 242 notes it's diverse D

Be Aware Of Stress

thelearnedwobbly reblogged sith-shenanigans 4h ago tikkunolamorgtfo Follow Nov 6, 2020 LMAO I just found out that it's Stress Awareness week. flouryhedgehog Follow Nov 6, 2020 Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress. whump-it Follow Nov 6, 2020 I am SO aware of stress right now. 77,465 notes [7

thelearnedwobbly reblogged sith-shenanigans 4h ago tikkunolamorgtfo Follow Nov 6, 2020 LMAO I just found out that it's Stress Awareness week. flouryhedgehog Follow Nov 6, 2020 Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress. whump-it Follow Nov 6, 2020 I am SO aware of stress right now. 77,465 notes [7

stress awareness

No Need To Be Dramatic

plaguedocboi Follow *pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground* plague-masks-n-mushrooms Follow *emits a cloud of toxic spores* plaguedocboi Well there's no need to be dramatic bowling-with-skulls Follow *poke* poke i physically had to draw this 79,520 notes -Well, there's no need to be dramatic. D [7

plaguedocboi Follow *pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground* plague-masks-n-mushrooms Follow *emits a cloud of toxic spores* plaguedocboi Well there's no need to be dramatic bowling-with-skulls Follow *poke* poke i physically had to draw this 79,520 notes -Well, there's no need to be dramatic. D [7

plague doctor dramatic

Proper Citation

anti-potato Follow 4d ago sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024) 13 791 notes о

anti-potato Follow 4d ago sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024) 13 791 notes о

Glow Up

toesuckingoctober Follow Based on your likes! LON 234 C Anyone else think he'd be kind of attractive if he was $100 instead? Hold on they're putting me down 2,778 notes D

toesuckingoctober Follow Based on your likes! LON 234 C Anyone else think he'd be kind of attractive if he was $100 instead? Hold on they're putting me down 2,778 notes D

100 dollars money

Train Crash of a Post

vamptits Follow they want you to make fried rice memser Follow who is "they" vamptits the wok left solongandthanksforallthefish42 Follow how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

vamptits Follow they want you to make fried rice memser Follow who is "they" vamptits the wok left solongandthanksforallthefish42 Follow how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

Flaming Aces

vulgarmaw Follow Jul 2, 2023 Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming? amulet-coin Jul 2, 2023 Follow YOU have obtained: x1 vulgarmaw Jul 2, 2023 I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency. vexwerewolf Follow Sep 29, 2023 Perfectly executed joke, no notes 104,574 notes D 17

vulgarmaw Follow Jul 2, 2023 Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming? amulet-coin Jul 2, 2023 Follow YOU have obtained: x1 vulgarmaw Jul 2, 2023 I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency. vexwerewolf Follow Sep 29, 2023 Perfectly executed joke, no notes 104,574 notes D 17

Exceptional Lying

hermesapprentice Lies I have told I always tell people that my cat doesn't really like people that much even though she is really cuddly so they feel special when she cuddles them. softjoly You are the best person

hermesapprentice Lies I have told I always tell people that my cat doesn't really like people that much even though she is really cuddly so they feel special when she cuddles them. softjoly You are the best person

My Air Fryer The Spy

zvaigzdelasas Follow The Telegraph✶ @Telegraph Follow ▲ Air fryers could be sending sensitive personal data to China, consumers have been warned, as campaigners flag growing privacy concerns around the popular kitchen gadget The Telegraph telegraph.co.uk Is your air fryer spying on you? 3:22.05 Nov 24 - 78.4K Views Cmon man boag Follow Me talking to my air fryer: Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles. 6,309 notes

zvaigzdelasas Follow The Telegraph✶ @Telegraph Follow ▲ Air fryers could be sending sensitive personal data to China, consumers have been warned, as campaigners flag growing privacy concerns around the popular kitchen gadget The Telegraph telegraph.co.uk Is your air fryer spying on you? 3:22.05 Nov 24 - 78.4K Views Cmon man boag Follow Me talking to my air fryer: Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles. 6,309 notes

air fryer china

Wonder how it went

lieutenant-sapphic im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to partywithponies The worst idea I've ever heard, I love it. 4,393 notes 14

lieutenant-sapphic im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to partywithponies The worst idea I've ever heard, I love it. 4,393 notes 14

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Have SOME manners

lochnessie 1. Can we as millennials and gen-z's collectively agree that Nobody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right? insideachrysaliswrithing 2.but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

lochnessie 1. Can we as millennials and gen-z's collectively agree that Nobody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right? insideachrysaliswrithing 2.but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

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Like... please

weaver-z Follow I hate how in the Cruella trailer she's all "people try to hold me down... I am woman.... hear me roar......" as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? timez2die Follow margaret thatcher

weaver-z Follow I hate how in the Cruella trailer she's all "people try to hold me down... I am woman.... hear me roar......" as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? timez2die Follow margaret thatcher

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It's the buffer

kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach1na The goth kids hold the line.

kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach1na The goth kids hold the line.

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True

thatsbelievable Follow The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo? Zookeeper: No, I did not. Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla. [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence] angelnumber27 Follow The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030 94,149 notes D

thatsbelievable Follow The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo? Zookeeper: No, I did not. Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla. [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence] angelnumber27 Follow The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030 94,149 notes D

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