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officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly the contractions start CAN'T, WON'T, I'M, HAVEN'T, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry doc, it appears the contractions are worsening," the nurse says. in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, "Y'ALL'D'VE"

officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly the contractions start CAN'T, WON'T, I'M, HAVEN'T, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry doc, it appears the contractions are worsening," the nurse says. in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, "Y'ALL'D'VE"

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Sorry to ruin everybody's fun, but this is just another case of Tumblr being a shoddily programed website

Blogs arent getting deleted on purpose and yall n stop starting mass panic literally right now cause its annoying eed to Tumblr Trust & Safety (tumblr) Nov 16, 12:19 PM EST Hello This was caused by a glitch in our system, and we've restored your account. You should now be able to log in just fine with your email address and password. We're sorry that this happened, and will do our best to make sure it doesn't happen again. Please let us know if there's anything else we can help you with. Thanks, Tumblr Trust & Safety So hey. Try spreading this to your purged friends. Tell them to contact tumblr. And get their blogs back. FALSE ALARM

Blogs arent getting deleted on purpose and yall n stop starting mass panic literally right now cause its annoying eed to Tumblr Trust & Safety (tumblr) Nov 16, 12:19 PM EST Hello This was caused by a glitch in our system, and we've restored your account. You should now be able to log in just fine with your email address and password. We're sorry that this happened, and will do our best to make sure it doesn't happen again. Please let us know if there's anything else we can help you with. Thanks, Tumblr Trust & Safety So hey. Try spreading this to your purged friends. Tell them to contact tumblr. And get their blogs back. FALSE ALARM

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How to annihilate annoying neighbors

mamoru I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet? mamoru dragginage That's the best part! You don't need to learn to play trumpet to annoy them. Just try your best and have fun! oh wow you are so right! thank you!

mamoru I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet? mamoru dragginage That's the best part! You don't need to learn to play trumpet to annoy them. Just try your best and have fun! oh wow you are so right! thank you!

Bones

monetizeyourcat Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That's four Bones. F--- this s--- boysinbarrettes dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of monetizeyourcat OK, i will, but I'm warning you if it's bones I'm gonna be so p----- off

monetizeyourcat Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That's four Bones. F--- this s--- boysinbarrettes dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of monetizeyourcat OK, i will, but I'm warning you if it's bones I'm gonna be so p----- off

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Great Tumblr Purge pt. 2

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TunAbIr Please just et us purge

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Due to the recent events.

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STAY WITH ME! I'M SORRY I NEVER FOLLOWED YOU BACK..! I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SEE A MILLION D---- ON MY DASHBOARD... ITS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU, SO... PLEASE.

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"Pornbots on tumblr have started using my art and it is the FUNNIEST thing." -slimyswampghost

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teeth

redwwood My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn't separate them so there's just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around redwwood operativesurprise replied to your post "My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn't... My mom kept the dog's baby teeth but not mine REPLY Okay I'm so sorry this isn't actually funny but it's like. Really funny. I'm so sorry captaincromch w-- dogs lose their teeth. also who the f--- keeps baby teeth that's horrific pottamux My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth chaoticroguekel wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused pottamux I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause l'd had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk. redwwood I'm sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What? comickit When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored redwwood Sxcuse me? kallypsowrites This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

redwwood My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn't separate them so there's just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around redwwood operativesurprise replied to your post "My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn't... My mom kept the dog's baby teeth but not mine REPLY Okay I'm so sorry this isn't actually funny but it's like. Really funny. I'm so sorry captaincromch w-- dogs lose their teeth. also who the f--- keeps baby teeth that's horrific pottamux My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth chaoticroguekel wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused pottamux I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause l'd had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk. redwwood I'm sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What? comickit When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored redwwood Sxcuse me? kallypsowrites This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

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The Great Tumblr Purge

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HEARD YOU WERE POSTING NSFW

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I’ll be a good christian boy then.

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‘Tis the season

frollosuggestions It is frollosgiving time again my children... frollosuggestions EVERYONE SAY WHAT THEY ARE THANKFUL FOR shoutbird Gargoyles f------ frollosuggestions Frollosgiving is canceled

frollosuggestions It is frollosgiving time again my children... frollosuggestions EVERYONE SAY WHAT THEY ARE THANKFUL FOR shoutbird Gargoyles f------ frollosuggestions Frollosgiving is canceled

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Shitpost Fortress 2

dragonlords-lair so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main miedriwesley Well let's see, we all use the internet let's say 6 hours a day, times 4 years minus we're not bots Hmm.... 3 week, yes We all have 3 weeks to live mnyeh-like WOooOO! WOO-O! What? simonbitdiddle I HAVE POSTED NOTHING BUT P--- FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS! Source: dragonlords-lair

dragonlords-lair so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main miedriwesley Well let's see, we all use the internet let's say 6 hours a day, times 4 years minus we're not bots Hmm.... 3 week, yes We all have 3 weeks to live mnyeh-like WOooOO! WOO-O! What? simonbitdiddle I HAVE POSTED NOTHING BUT P--- FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS! Source: dragonlords-lair

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The Tapes

emperor-of-roses a while back my best friend linked me to a thread on homemade My Little Pony that's a really loaded sentence so let me ease into it they were like, hour long recordings you were supposed to lay down and listen to and focus on nothing else, that started off with some relaxation techniques then eased into like, "feel your hands becoming hooves. remember pinkie pie's happy memories. imagine yourself literally becoming pinkie pie. imagine your pink mane. you are literally pinkie pie all with the goal of putting you in a mental state where you were convinced you were this cartoon pony. and it was full of people like "wow! this was so relaxing. i felt like i literally Became rarity" the problem is that human brains are kind of, buggy? so people, especially if they listened to the tapes too much, started like, accidentally going to this mental state they'd created at random inopportune times, the thread was of people desperate to know how to stop it because they were turning into rainbow dash in the middle of driving on a highway to work, or whatever suddenly full anyway, i'm just burdened with that knowledge forever, now. i think about it a lot

emperor-of-roses a while back my best friend linked me to a thread on homemade My Little Pony that's a really loaded sentence so let me ease into it they were like, hour long recordings you were supposed to lay down and listen to and focus on nothing else, that started off with some relaxation techniques then eased into like, "feel your hands becoming hooves. remember pinkie pie's happy memories. imagine yourself literally becoming pinkie pie. imagine your pink mane. you are literally pinkie pie all with the goal of putting you in a mental state where you were convinced you were this cartoon pony. and it was full of people like "wow! this was so relaxing. i felt like i literally Became rarity" the problem is that human brains are kind of, buggy? so people, especially if they listened to the tapes too much, started like, accidentally going to this mental state they'd created at random inopportune times, the thread was of people desperate to know how to stop it because they were turning into rainbow dash in the middle of driving on a highway to work, or whatever suddenly full anyway, i'm just burdened with that knowledge forever, now. i think about it a lot

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The End of Tumblr

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It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

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WHEN TUMBLR LAUNCHESA PURGEANDDELETESALL NSFW BLOGS The sacred textS

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This is why we can't have nice things

biglongsexygrinchcock the grinch after I make him c-- 8 times pa-lu-te-na this is why they're deleting our blogs aikiyun ma #shitpost 13 hours ago 12,288 notes Source

biglongsexygrinchcock the grinch after I make him c-- 8 times pa-lu-te-na this is why they're deleting our blogs aikiyun ma #shitpost 13 hours ago 12,288 notes Source

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Isabelle is here to protect your blog from being deleted deadlykillerqueen in order to stay safe durin

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Ladies, Gentleman, it has been a privilege blogging with you.

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