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PRESS Noxious saucy Beast (2007) d1 Three Point Three 2 St.Pete, Mater 21 m This could be the last ad you ever see or hear Just Another Warning The Prn 0:巧 a-giant-bug: I think Spotify just threatened to kill me

PRESS Noxious saucy Beast (2007) d1 Three Point Three 2 St.Pete, Mater 21 m This could be the last ad you ever see or hear Just Another Warning The Prn 0:巧 a-giant-bug: I think Spotify just threatened to kill me

nintendoggystyle is there holy bible fanfiction Jesus' eyes idened an imperceptble amount as he took in the sight of Noah, naked before him Fumbing for something witty, he said "So the ark's not the only bit of wood my father gave you Noah grnned _ his grey eves nashing iust·Your tatherisrit the only one who gives me wood Jesus laughed. 1can see that jesus f------ christ looks more like jesus f------ noah i'm going to hell for laughing 207,357 notes

nintendoggystyle is there holy bible fanfiction Jesus' eyes idened an imperceptble amount as he took in the sight of Noah, naked before him Fumbing for something witty, he said "So the ark's not the only bit of wood my father gave you Noah grnned _ his grey eves nashing iust·Your tatherisrit the only one who gives me wood Jesus laughed. 1can see that jesus f------ christ looks more like jesus f------ noah i'm going to hell for laughing 207,357 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-avenger Source: yaoibutts imunderyourcouch muirin007 yaoibutts mevnnreann ne de ere nich prety muth "earth apple. like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said "zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm... but it grows in ze earth... HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C'EST UNE POMME DE TERRE! That is exactly what happened. I happen to be French and I can confirm that this is what happened 122,961 notes *ぱ

carry-on-my-wayward-avenger Source: yaoibutts imunderyourcouch muirin007 yaoibutts mevnnreann ne de ere nich prety muth "earth apple. like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said "zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm... but it grows in ze earth... HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C'EST UNE POMME DE TERRE! That is exactly what happened. I happen to be French and I can confirm that this is what happened 122,961 notes *ぱ

english potato french france language tumblr hon hon hon hon pomme de terre earth apple apple from the earth frenchman what stupid légume mais oui!

luigiman my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what' and i just

luigiman my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what' and i just

does the anime character with glasses thing

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You gain the power to but bring any fictional character to life The Bears win every superbowl now and forever stefaniegk glanmire abalidoth Well then it's a good thing I hate sports *slams button* The year is 2027. It is Super Bowl season. The football players that have been selected for this years culling huddle in a sad, discontented mass in the middle of an overgrown stadium. The stink of fear mingles with the smell of fresh earth, an unholy bouquet for a terrible day Then they begin arriving, singly and in groups. Their claws glint in the harsh stadium lights, and there is blood matted into their fur. The football players put on their game face, but the hollowness of their eyes betrays their true hopelessness. There is no use fighting, other than to make a brave showing After all, everyone knows the bears always win Years pass. Teams deliberately lose games so they won't be against them Eventually, the Goverment starts a programme, to lessen prison overcrowding. Prisoners are selected at random, or so they say, to put on the jerseys and play the bears. None of them ever come back, and crime drops to almost zero. All is well, until there are no more prisoners. The goverment does not know how to choose, but they know that the Super Bowl must go on, and the bears must always win, and choose they must. Thanks tumblr

You gain the power to but bring any fictional character to life The Bears win every superbowl now and forever stefaniegk glanmire abalidoth Well then it's a good thing I hate sports *slams button* The year is 2027. It is Super Bowl season. The football players that have been selected for this years culling huddle in a sad, discontented mass in the middle of an overgrown stadium. The stink of fear mingles with the smell of fresh earth, an unholy bouquet for a terrible day Then they begin arriving, singly and in groups. Their claws glint in the harsh stadium lights, and there is blood matted into their fur. The football players put on their game face, but the hollowness of their eyes betrays their true hopelessness. There is no use fighting, other than to make a brave showing After all, everyone knows the bears always win Years pass. Teams deliberately lose games so they won't be against them Eventually, the Goverment starts a programme, to lessen prison overcrowding. Prisoners are selected at random, or so they say, to put on the jerseys and play the bears. None of them ever come back, and crime drops to almost zero. All is well, until there are no more prisoners. The goverment does not know how to choose, but they know that the Super Bowl must go on, and the bears must always win, and choose they must. Thanks tumblr

The S Thing

nosdrinker how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to Which S thing? THE S THING there was this big study on this and it just keeps going back and back and back to like the late 1800's and even farther and farther and in the end no one has a f------ clue guys, that was even a thing in France how its a thing in Malaysia too

nosdrinker how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to Which S thing? THE S THING there was this big study on this and it just keeps going back and back and back to like the late 1800's and even farther and farther and in the end no one has a f------ clue guys, that was even a thing in France how its a thing in Malaysia too

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gold: if you think you've ever once said anything awkward you should know my health teacher once said "sex isn't that great" and i blurted out "because you're not doing it with me" and everyone stared at me

gold: if you think you've ever once said anything awkward you should know my health teacher once said "sex isn't that great" and i blurted out "because you're not doing it with me" and everyone stared at me

The moteliunter BORN 1819 DIED SEPT 25.1905. wie liogo he las gove torest "Killed 99 bears a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone My favorite part is "We hope he has gone to rest. What like... they weren't sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear? Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time? The bears made that tombstone. A warning, and a prayer. That he really, truely stays down. This is too badass not to reblog #bears 66,878 notes け

The moteliunter BORN 1819 DIED SEPT 25.1905. wie liogo he las gove torest "Killed 99 bears a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone My favorite part is "We hope he has gone to rest. What like... they weren't sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear? Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time? The bears made that tombstone. A warning, and a prayer. That he really, truely stays down. This is too badass not to reblog #bears 66,878 notes け

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10 cm deadvibes killing-caithvn A Schizophrenic suicide. things don't always get to me but this got to me make the voices stop so powerful 389,353 notes

10 cm deadvibes killing-caithvn A Schizophrenic suicide. things don't always get to me but this got to me make the voices stop so powerful 389,353 notes

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chaosangel214 secret!yaperson® Source: thismeatisund the macbook air is a bad computer but a great bread knife

chaosangel214 secret!yaperson® Source: thismeatisund the macbook air is a bad computer but a great bread knife

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Vagina

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nataliesama anirresistiblysexyper...。 Source: fuckedwithout anirresistiblysexyperson mrcreepypastaskitten acket of Is this what a vagina looks like? yes 29,210 notes

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unculturedshit= deperfect tiel booty-enthusi4st olvo ve hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy's gonna find you some more wifi And if that wifi doesn't work Momma will destroy the f------ earth bless you both 76,113 notes

unculturedshit= deperfect tiel booty-enthusi4st olvo ve hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy's gonna find you some more wifi And if that wifi doesn't work Momma will destroy the f------ earth bless you both 76,113 notes

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grandkanye shoelessin seattle tommofacts: tommofacts XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM 15,816 notes

Wii TM Wii starstarfairy Nintendo Wii no longer in production It's officially over. The Wii is no longer in production. Nintendo's Japanese website for the Wii reads "生産終了" (seisan shuuryou") or "production ended." can we have some kind of funeral 2006-2013 Wii will never forget

Wii TM Wii starstarfairy Nintendo Wii no longer in production It's officially over. The Wii is no longer in production. Nintendo's Japanese website for the Wii reads "生産終了" (seisan shuuryou") or "production ended." can we have some kind of funeral 2006-2013 Wii will never forget

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harry-always-preferred-drarry: My dad just managed to convince my sister that mordor is a volcano in Italy where the pope gets thrown into when he dies

harry-always-preferred-drarry: My dad just managed to convince my sister that mordor is a volcano in Italy where the pope gets thrown into when he dies

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spacepagen puscyiffer some game developers actually need to learn that when women die they dont release the same sound they would while having an orgasm >lmplying most game developers know what a female orgasm sounds like 64,306 notes *け

spacepagen puscyiffer some game developers actually need to learn that when women die they dont release the same sound they would while having an orgasm >lmplying most game developers know what a female orgasm sounds like 64,306 notes *け

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief s a fckin icebox

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief s a fckin icebox

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saw this near the bus station in przemysl, poland; american culture really is everywhere

saw this near the bus station in przemysl, poland; american culture really is everywhere

revairia wandaventham: selfie culture" seems so tame by comparison when you realize that not only did old timey rich people spend a fortune commissioning artists to paint flattering images of them, they spent many hours sitting for these portraits who's the me generation now cart museums are actually justfullofrenaissance series this postjust changed my life

revairia wandaventham: selfie culture" seems so tame by comparison when you realize that not only did old timey rich people spend a fortune commissioning artists to paint flattering images of them, they spent many hours sitting for these portraits who's the me generation now cart museums are actually justfullofrenaissance series this postjust changed my life