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You gain the power to but bring any fictional character to life The Bears win every superbowl now and forever stefaniegk glanmire abalidoth Well then it's a good thing I hate sports *slams button* The year is 2027. It is Super Bowl season. The football players that have been selected for this years culling huddle in a sad, discontented mass in the middle of an overgrown stadium. The stink of fear mingles with the smell of fresh earth, an unholy bouquet for a terrible day Then they begin arriving, singly and in groups. Their claws glint in the harsh stadium lights, and there is blood matted into their fur. The football players put on their game face, but the hollowness of their eyes betrays their true hopelessness. There is no use fighting, other than to make a brave showing After all, everyone knows the bears always win Years pass. Teams deliberately lose games so they won't be against them Eventually, the Goverment starts a programme, to lessen prison overcrowding. Prisoners are selected at random, or so they say, to put on the jerseys and play the bears. None of them ever come back, and crime drops to almost zero. All is well, until there are no more prisoners. The goverment does not know how to choose, but they know that the Super Bowl must go on, and the bears must always win, and choose they must. Thanks tumblr

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This is absolutely terrifying.
I want a book about this. The God Fan lives in a personal utopia of his/her own creation, filled with characters out of legend and myth loyally defending their creator and maintaining their glorious City. Meanwhile, the rest of the world lives in a state of total unrest and chaos, where brave men and women are sent to die each year in a horrible display of carnage in order to appease their Bear aggressors. This sacrifice is the only way to hold back the monsters from wiping out all of humanity in a final war of unprecedented destruction.

These are the end times. This is the age of the Bears.

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